Chapter 2033 I'll Be Your Best Friend

Lu Chengwen was drunk and staggered to the innermost bathroom on the first floor.

He was singing: "Cave—ah house, ah cave—ah house..."

As they reached the door, they saw a little girl, and their eyes met. Both of them were surprised.

Lu Chengwen waved his hand: "Go away, get out of the way."

The little girl snapped, "Get away from me!"

"I'm leaving?!"

Lu Chengwen was already quite drunk, and with everyone in the martial arts world praising him so highly, he felt confident that he had saved his life. Heh heh, not only had he saved his life, but he'd also saved face.

The martial arts world is fucking awesome!

At this moment, Lu Chengwen was full of pride and smugness!

He pinched the little girl's cheek, leaned closer, and chuckled, "What? You've got your eye on me? I already have a wife!"

The little girl panicked when he pinched her mouth shut, forgetting to use her martial arts. She frantically slapped Lu Chengwen's arm, her voice distorted by the pinched mouth: "Let me go! Let me go! I'm from the Bai family!"

Lu Chengwen was taken aback: "The Bai family? That's boring."

He shoved the little girl aside and pushed the door open to enter.

"Hey you..."

Lu Chengwen turned around and pointed: "Men's restroom, don't follow me, I'm taking my pants off!"

As he spoke, he loosened his belt.

The little girl screamed and covered her eyes.

Lu Chengwen laughed and turned to go inside.

While unbuckling his belt, he said, "I would never do business in a restroom. There's no one in the restroom on Sundays."

Suddenly, he saw a person standing right in front of him.

He was tall, with fair and handsome features, and incredibly dashing.

Lu Chengwen was overjoyed: "Oh! Brother Bai! Hahaha! You're here to pee yourself too?"

The "white front teeth" were already petrified on the spot.

That's so embarrassing!

I told that brat to block the door, why couldn't she do it?!

Little did she know that Lu Chengwen was drunk and immediately tried to take off his pants. The young girl had never seen a capitalist so unrestrained when drunk, and she was terrified. In a moment of hesitation, Lu Chengwen had already entered.

At this moment, "White Teeth" looked at Lu Chengwen nervously, gripping the fan tightly in his hand, his mind momentarily blank.

"You...cough cough."

She regained some of her authority and spoke in a deep voice: "Lu Chengwen, what are you doing here?"

"Haha! What a coincidence, I'm also letting the water flow. Come on, let's do it together."

Lu Chengwen turned around, took off his pants, pulled out his weapon, and took care of it.

My "white front teeth" turned bright red! I turned around abruptly, took a deep breath, and told myself it was an illusion, all an illusion!

Lu Chengwen supported him with one hand and put the other on "White Teeth's" shoulder: "Brother Bai, I really... Chengwen, after having a few drinks, I'll tell you something from the bottom of my heart. Seriously, lying, out of all these so-called heroes of the underworld, you're the one I admire the most!"

Lu Chengwen turned his head: "Do you know why?"

"White Teeth" turned his head slightly and looked at Lu Chengwen's hand, wishing he could cut it off: "Take your hand away!"

After Lu Chengwen finished, he shook himself off. He had been drinking, so he even jumped up and shook himself.

"White Teeth" took a deep breath and realized he was in a terrible state.

Lu Chengwen shook his hand and turned around: "Hey? Why are you turning your back to me?"

"White Teeth" was furious: "Are you wearing your pants?"

"I've been wearing it all along. Hey, we're all men, what are you afraid of? Are you short of bladder fluid?"

"White Teeth" suppressed his anger: "I'm going out first."

As she spoke, she turned her back to Lu Chengwen and walked around in circles, trying to bypass him and go straight out.

Lu Chengwen grabbed "White Teeth's" hand: "Brother, I really have a few things on my mind that I want to tell you."

"Let's talk after we get out."

There are too many people outside, and with too many people, you can hear everything. My true feelings can only be heard between you and me.

As Lu Chengwen spoke, he kept gesturing back and forth between the two people's hearts with one hand.

"White Teeth" wanted to back away, but was afraid of being exposed: "Hurry up and tell me, don't waste time."

"it is good!"

Lu Chengwen asked, "Brother Bai, are you and my elder brother Jiang Xiaohu brothers?"

"nonsense!"

"He and I are sworn brothers. Don't let his usual grumpy face fool you, he's a better drinker than me when he's drunk!"

"Lu Chengwen! You don't want to work here anymore!"

"No!" Lu Chengwen grabbed his hand: "Oh my god! Big brother, let's not talk about anything else, just your hands are different from ordinary people's, they're like a little girl's! Delicate skin and tender flesh, look at these fingers, so beautiful!"

"White Teeth" blushed and said, "Lu Chengwen, do you have anything to say? If not, let me go! No, if you have nothing to say, then get out of my way and don't block my way."

"Big brother!"

Lu Chengwen grabbed Bai Qianya's hand with one hand, slapped the back of his other hand, and rubbed it back, then slapped the back of his hand again and rubbed it back, repeating this process...

"Those so-called heroes of the martial arts world, I've seen through them. They're no different from ordinary people. Besides... ah, what, being a little better at martial arts, right? Being a little fiercer in fights, what else do they have?"

"Isn't it all just about vying for power and profit? They smile like crazy when they see a woman, and they can't resist any kind of benefit!"

"White Teeth" said irritably, "You...you...be civilized!"

When Lu Chengwen is under the influence of alcohol, he becomes more impulsive; being more impulsive, he becomes more daring; being more daring, he becomes more…

In short, it's very good.

He grabbed "White Teeth's" shoulder: "Big Brother! Just looking at them today, the Jiang family is truly remarkable, they have integrity! That dead rat is no ordinary person! The Jiang family doesn't bully the weak, nor do they... well... whatever, really..."

"White Teeth" felt like he wanted to die.

His face was flushed red to the roots of his neck, but he still scolded him harshly: "You've had too much to drink!"

"Yes! Brother... I have been drinking, but I understand everything in my heart. I'm not a fool!"

Even someone with white front teeth would want to cry.

This experience of playing the older brother was so... upsetting.

Lu Chengwen continued to ramble on: "You're a hero! Really, a true hero! I don't think they're as good as you! Don't let your youth and delicate appearance fool you, you're talented! And you're proud, why should a brother be proud! Why? I'm asking you, why!"

"White Teeth" wanted to strangle Lu Chengwen.

Lu Chengwen answered his own question: "Because I'm capable! This collaboration, you can rest assured, brother! If the Bai family doesn't make money, then you'll... hey! Guess what?"

Lu Chengwen hugged "White Teeth" and slapped his own cheek three times with his other hand: "You slapped my face! I really... I have no face to see you! I have no face to face my big brother Jiang Xiaohu!"

"White Teeth" took a deep breath and gritted his teeth: "Are you finished?"

"I wasn't finished."

Lu Chengwen said, "But you have to do me a favor, brother. We... right... are really close. I'm a very honest and loyal person..."

"Just tell me what it is!"

Lu Chengwen said, "When we have the meeting, you'd better support your brother! Seriously, if I support you and you support me, we'll be... a win-win situation!"

"White Teeth" waved his hand disgustedly in front of his nose: "I know, I know, get out, get out, hurry up!"

Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "Brother, you're so straightforward. Unlike those old fogies, oh my god, they scheme and plot over the smallest things, talking in circles, it's so damn annoying..."

"You're done! Is that enough now?!"

"Big brother..."

Lu Chengwen was drowsy and began to stagger.

“We two brothers…” He suddenly patted Bai Fangya’s chest twice with the back of his hand.

"White Teeth" was terrified and took a step back.

Lu Chengwen swayed back and forth a couple of times: "For the rest of my life... I'll be with you..."