Chapter 274 Whose general is this, so brave?
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
Lu Chengwen turned his back to Luo Shiyin to put on his clothes and tie his pants.
The two men have their backs to each other.
Lu Chengwen picked up a bra and handed it over: "This is yours."
"Oh." Luo Shiyin took it and started to put it on: "This... yours..."
"Okay, thank you."
After they were all dressed, the two people turned around and looked at each other.
Luo Shiyin immediately looked away, her face flushed, and she didn't dare to look into Lu Chengwen's eyes.
"Uh..." Lu Chengwen shrugged: "It's almost become a habit."
Luo Shiyin raised her head, her eyes covered with mist: "Why? Why do you always bully me?"
"I... it's really a coincidence, really." Lu Chengwen said: "It's just... as coincidental as a novel."
Luo Shiyin took a deep breath: "I'm already a dirty woman, heh, what's the point of living..."
Lu Chengwen was afraid that she would not be able to think about it: "This matter has been a misunderstanding from beginning to end. There is nothing we can do about it! If you say that living is boring, then why should I bother to detoxify you? You still have to live."
Luo Shiyin turned her head, tears overflowing from her beautiful big eyes: "Am I being played with and humiliated by you while I'm still alive?"
Lu Chengwen said: "The humiliation part just now was added by you yourself!"
"Shut up! Don't say it!"
"Okay, okay, I won't say, I won't say."
Luo Shiyin lowered her head and muttered: "I'll kill you sooner or later!"
"Kill, kill, kill, you know how to kill. From now on, don't touch other people's water! Don't enter other people's houses! And... in short, stay away from me. As soon as we meet... I will waste A lot of physical strength.”
"Are you still wronged!?"
"Oh, okay, okay, don't feel wronged, don't feel wronged, I'm taking advantage, okay?"
"It's your acquaintance."
At this time, a figure flew over from the other side of the river like a flying man, the speed was so fast that both Lu Chengwen and Luo Shiyin were shocked.
Before Lu Chengwen could even react, the person was already there!
Lu Chengwen pulled Luo Shiyin away and struck out with all his strength.
The palm didn't matter, Lu Chengwen instantly spurted out a mouthful of blood like a watering can, and his whole body flew out and fell to the ground.
Luo Shiyin struggled forward, but was knocked back by her palm.
The two people were lying on the ground. Before they could get up, the man had already turned around and sat on a big rock, even the folds of his clothes had been straightened.
Lu Chengwen wiped the corner of his mouth and looked in shock.
It turned out to be an old woman.
He looks quite old, with a short stature, a small nose, small eyes, and a face full of wrinkles.
But those little eyes are very bright, and the way they look at people is very majestic.
"Adulterers and adulterers who disturb my purity deserve to die."
Lu Chengwen said quickly: "Senior, I realize my mistake! Please spare our lives!"
The old woman looked down on Lu Chengwen even more: "As a seven-foot man, he is greedy for life and afraid of death, and lives in an ignoble way. Death is not a pity!"
Lu Chengwen sat up with difficulty: "Senior, this... doesn't say anything about the law. Those who are cowardly and eager to survive should be damned! We just..."
The old woman said angrily: "I hate men who talk too much! Die!"
With a palm strike, Lu Chengwen was instantly shocked. He couldn't avoid it!
boom--!
Luo Shiyin stood in front of Lu Chengwen's body, the sword broke, and a mouthful of blood spewed out from her body, and she lay in Lu Chengwen's arms.
Lu Chengwen was stunned: "Shiyin? Shiyin!?"
Lu Chengwen looked at the old woman and said to himself
[This old lady has such a bad temper! ?This is going to kill someone! ? 】
The old woman frowned, and her eyes became even more displeased: "For the sake of a wild man, you look down on yourself! Since you want to die, I will give you a happy death!"
Lu Chengwen turned over and stood in front of Luo Shiyin: "Senior! Isn't that right? Just because we shot a field artillery, we are going to be shot to death?"
"She...is...right..." Luo Shiyin wanted to pull Lu Chengwen away, but couldn't, and tried hard to sit up: "Fight...with her..."
Lu Chengwen said: "What are you trying to do! Just lie down obediently!"
Lu Chengwen knelt on the ground in a polite manner: "Senior, this girl Shiyin was poisoned just now. This junior has no choice but to..."
"The Desire Pill!"
The old woman said with a straight face: "You have hidden something as harmful as the Desire Pill, which shows that you have ulterior motives and have a habit of picking flowers. As a prodigal, killing you can be regarded as getting rid of a scourge for the world."
Luo Shiyin got up with difficulty, staring at the old woman with a fierce look in her eyes: "His life... is mine..."
The old woman looked at Luo Shiyin: "You are naturally charming, and you also practice evil skills to seduce men. Hmph, you are a perfect match."
Luo Shiyin tried hard to pick up the sword, and Lu Chengwen hugged her: "Please be quiet."
He said to the old woman: "Senior, I have a piece of meteorite ice crystal, which is very big and very pure. As long as you don't kill me, I will give it to you!"
The old woman became even more unhappy: "That piece of shit is useful to you trash, but it is no longer important to me. Do you think I am the kind of person who can be bribed?"
Lu Chengwenxin said that you are so intolerant of oil and salt!
You are even more Hun Tiangang than Hun Tiangang!
【no!Luo Shiyin... was beaten by me... three times! 】
[I must save her, this dead girl is not afraid of death!Don't you know if you can drown those who know how to drown, and kill those who are stubborn? 】
【I have to save Luo Shiyin.Just rush...the relationship between husband and wife is also saved. 】
Luo Shiyin was surprised. Looking at Lu Chengwen, she suddenly felt extremely warm inside.
Tears gushed out.
Lu Chengwen, you have ruined my life.
Everything in my life was originally planned, but you ruined me with your own hands!
I can't wait to tear you to pieces!
But... I can hear these words in your heart today, and it means that my trip to this world has not been in vain.
You, live well.
Luo Shiyin stared at the old woman: "You are right! I am just a bitch, and the kung fu I practice is also to seduce people! If you want to kill him, just kill him! But you can't kill him, Lu Chengwen!"
"Why?" The old woman said: "I always kill whoever I want, why should you bargain with me with your three-legged skills?"
"He...he built houses for many poor people. When he dies, his business will collapse, and hundreds of thousands of people will be displaced and their lives will be lost."
The old woman said, "What does that have to do with me?"
Luo Shiyin glared: "You keep saying that this one is obscene and that one is ignorant, and you wield the moral stick so smoothly, why don't you care about hundreds of thousands of people? Why do people like you do this because of this? Reason to kill us?"
The old woman snorted: "I'm not interested in doing good deeds, but I can kill anyone who does bad deeds."
Lu Chengwen said: "What bad thing have I done?"
"Keeping me awake."
"I...can't we just keep our voices down next time?"
The old woman said: "You have to take second place. This woman screams like a slaughtering pig. She is extremely slutty."
Luo Shiyin's face turned red: "I...how can I?"
The old woman said: "He later said that your poison had been cured, but you still pestered him and asked him to kill you. Do you think I didn't hear it?"
Luo Shiyin was ashamed: "I...I was...worried that there was still some poison left that hadn't been completely detoxified!"
Lu Chengwen nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, I can testify."
"Then the strange postures she took the initiative to change were also used to detoxify?"
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
[How much did you, old lady, peek at? ? 】
[Damn you are sick! ?If you really hated us so much, you could have shot us to death! 】
【What's going on! ? 】
Luo Shiyin really couldn't bear this humiliation. At this moment, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to hit her head to death. There was only one thought in her mind, that is, death!
"Kill me! I'm a bitch! I seduce men! How about it? This is what I practice, and this is my life!"
The old woman nodded calmly: "In that case, it saves a lot of nonsense."
Just as Lu Chengwen was about to defend himself, the sound of fighting was heard in the distance.
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian fought back.
The old woman said gloomily: "We have been making trouble for so long and we are still making trouble."
Lu Chengwen stood up and shouted: "Hey! You two are making a noise until senior is taking a rest! Get out! Fight on the other side!"
In fact, these are all good words.
Zhao Ritian turned around and glared at Lu Chengwen: "Fuck you, wait for me, I'll fuck him to death and then I'll fuck you!"
Long Aotian was also surprised: "Lu Chengwen!? Why are you here? Help me fuck him! Hurry! He has stolen my meteorite ice crystal!"
Lu Chengwen kept winking and pointed at the old lady.
The old lady didn't even look back, she just looked at Lu Chengwen calmly and winked at them.
Lu Chengwen whispered: "There is someone here! You should leave quickly!"
"Ah!?" Long Aotian said: "An old lady, why are you strangling her!?"
Lu Chengwen rolled his eyes and said to himself:
[Senior Brother, I didn’t trick you. This is your own death. 】
Zhao Ritian over there also said: "Is this old lady one of yours too? Hahaha! Okay! Today, I, Zhao Ritian, will drive you all away! Damn it, find a dry old lady to help? I'll blind you!"
Lu Chengwen nodded and said in his heart:
【pretty!It's the tone of a big hero, even if he refuses to accept anyone, he plays arrogance.awesome! 】
【You don’t know yet?This book has collapsed a long time ago. It is no longer an invincible article!Now...Oh, you two idiots, forget it because you are so stupid. 】
The old woman raised her hand dejectedly and stared suddenly.
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian felt that they had lost their center of gravity and drifted sideways.
Lu Chengwen whispered: "Senior, you have to keep the matter between me and this girl a secret, otherwise we will lose face."
The old woman glared at him, and the two male protagonists had already fallen in front of the old woman.
Zhao Ritian jumped up and looked around: "Who!? Who the hell!?"
Long Aotian also got up and glanced at Lu Chengwen. Lu Chengwen shook his head repeatedly and pointed at the old woman.
Zhao Ritian pointed at the old lady: "Is it your fault!?"
Zhao Ritian walked up to the old lady, looked up and down, and walked around the old lady:
"Haha? You can't tell. That move just now had two hits! Is your inner strength almost wasted? I might as well tell you that I have three stunning masters, all of whom are extremely skilled! They are no longer my opponents. Why do you know? "
Zhao Ritian approached the old woman, looked left and right, and covered his mouth with one hand: "I'm already the ceiling of this world's combat power, no nonsense. Quack strong! Too strong!"
Lu Chengwen approached Long Aotian: "Is he strong?"
Long Aotian said: "You are so strong!"
He added: "However, it is indeed a bit tricky. His Qi is very strange, even weirder than mine."
Zhao Ritian said: "So, I advise you, it's best not to meddle in other people's business. As an old man, just enjoy your old life obediently."
Then he pointed at the old woman and said: "I'm warning you, you can't get involved in the things here. Don't look for trouble!"
Lu Chengwen sighed.
[Whose male protagonist is this?So brave! ? 】
【Please continue your performance!I am full of expectations for you! 】
The two men have their backs to each other.
Lu Chengwen picked up a bra and handed it over: "This is yours."
"Oh." Luo Shiyin took it and started to put it on: "This... yours..."
"Okay, thank you."
After they were all dressed, the two people turned around and looked at each other.
Luo Shiyin immediately looked away, her face flushed, and she didn't dare to look into Lu Chengwen's eyes.
"Uh..." Lu Chengwen shrugged: "It's almost become a habit."
Luo Shiyin raised her head, her eyes covered with mist: "Why? Why do you always bully me?"
"I... it's really a coincidence, really." Lu Chengwen said: "It's just... as coincidental as a novel."
Luo Shiyin took a deep breath: "I'm already a dirty woman, heh, what's the point of living..."
Lu Chengwen was afraid that she would not be able to think about it: "This matter has been a misunderstanding from beginning to end. There is nothing we can do about it! If you say that living is boring, then why should I bother to detoxify you? You still have to live."
Luo Shiyin turned her head, tears overflowing from her beautiful big eyes: "Am I being played with and humiliated by you while I'm still alive?"
Lu Chengwen said: "The humiliation part just now was added by you yourself!"
"Shut up! Don't say it!"
"Okay, okay, I won't say, I won't say."
Luo Shiyin lowered her head and muttered: "I'll kill you sooner or later!"
"Kill, kill, kill, you know how to kill. From now on, don't touch other people's water! Don't enter other people's houses! And... in short, stay away from me. As soon as we meet... I will waste A lot of physical strength.”
"Are you still wronged!?"
"Oh, okay, okay, don't feel wronged, don't feel wronged, I'm taking advantage, okay?"
"It's your acquaintance."
At this time, a figure flew over from the other side of the river like a flying man, the speed was so fast that both Lu Chengwen and Luo Shiyin were shocked.
Before Lu Chengwen could even react, the person was already there!
Lu Chengwen pulled Luo Shiyin away and struck out with all his strength.
The palm didn't matter, Lu Chengwen instantly spurted out a mouthful of blood like a watering can, and his whole body flew out and fell to the ground.
Luo Shiyin struggled forward, but was knocked back by her palm.
The two people were lying on the ground. Before they could get up, the man had already turned around and sat on a big rock, even the folds of his clothes had been straightened.
Lu Chengwen wiped the corner of his mouth and looked in shock.
It turned out to be an old woman.
He looks quite old, with a short stature, a small nose, small eyes, and a face full of wrinkles.
But those little eyes are very bright, and the way they look at people is very majestic.
"Adulterers and adulterers who disturb my purity deserve to die."
Lu Chengwen said quickly: "Senior, I realize my mistake! Please spare our lives!"
The old woman looked down on Lu Chengwen even more: "As a seven-foot man, he is greedy for life and afraid of death, and lives in an ignoble way. Death is not a pity!"
Lu Chengwen sat up with difficulty: "Senior, this... doesn't say anything about the law. Those who are cowardly and eager to survive should be damned! We just..."
The old woman said angrily: "I hate men who talk too much! Die!"
With a palm strike, Lu Chengwen was instantly shocked. He couldn't avoid it!
boom--!
Luo Shiyin stood in front of Lu Chengwen's body, the sword broke, and a mouthful of blood spewed out from her body, and she lay in Lu Chengwen's arms.
Lu Chengwen was stunned: "Shiyin? Shiyin!?"
Lu Chengwen looked at the old woman and said to himself
[This old lady has such a bad temper! ?This is going to kill someone! ? 】
The old woman frowned, and her eyes became even more displeased: "For the sake of a wild man, you look down on yourself! Since you want to die, I will give you a happy death!"
Lu Chengwen turned over and stood in front of Luo Shiyin: "Senior! Isn't that right? Just because we shot a field artillery, we are going to be shot to death?"
"She...is...right..." Luo Shiyin wanted to pull Lu Chengwen away, but couldn't, and tried hard to sit up: "Fight...with her..."
Lu Chengwen said: "What are you trying to do! Just lie down obediently!"
Lu Chengwen knelt on the ground in a polite manner: "Senior, this girl Shiyin was poisoned just now. This junior has no choice but to..."
"The Desire Pill!"
The old woman said with a straight face: "You have hidden something as harmful as the Desire Pill, which shows that you have ulterior motives and have a habit of picking flowers. As a prodigal, killing you can be regarded as getting rid of a scourge for the world."
Luo Shiyin got up with difficulty, staring at the old woman with a fierce look in her eyes: "His life... is mine..."
The old woman looked at Luo Shiyin: "You are naturally charming, and you also practice evil skills to seduce men. Hmph, you are a perfect match."
Luo Shiyin tried hard to pick up the sword, and Lu Chengwen hugged her: "Please be quiet."
He said to the old woman: "Senior, I have a piece of meteorite ice crystal, which is very big and very pure. As long as you don't kill me, I will give it to you!"
The old woman became even more unhappy: "That piece of shit is useful to you trash, but it is no longer important to me. Do you think I am the kind of person who can be bribed?"
Lu Chengwenxin said that you are so intolerant of oil and salt!
You are even more Hun Tiangang than Hun Tiangang!
【no!Luo Shiyin... was beaten by me... three times! 】
[I must save her, this dead girl is not afraid of death!Don't you know if you can drown those who know how to drown, and kill those who are stubborn? 】
【I have to save Luo Shiyin.Just rush...the relationship between husband and wife is also saved. 】
Luo Shiyin was surprised. Looking at Lu Chengwen, she suddenly felt extremely warm inside.
Tears gushed out.
Lu Chengwen, you have ruined my life.
Everything in my life was originally planned, but you ruined me with your own hands!
I can't wait to tear you to pieces!
But... I can hear these words in your heart today, and it means that my trip to this world has not been in vain.
You, live well.
Luo Shiyin stared at the old woman: "You are right! I am just a bitch, and the kung fu I practice is also to seduce people! If you want to kill him, just kill him! But you can't kill him, Lu Chengwen!"
"Why?" The old woman said: "I always kill whoever I want, why should you bargain with me with your three-legged skills?"
"He...he built houses for many poor people. When he dies, his business will collapse, and hundreds of thousands of people will be displaced and their lives will be lost."
The old woman said, "What does that have to do with me?"
Luo Shiyin glared: "You keep saying that this one is obscene and that one is ignorant, and you wield the moral stick so smoothly, why don't you care about hundreds of thousands of people? Why do people like you do this because of this? Reason to kill us?"
The old woman snorted: "I'm not interested in doing good deeds, but I can kill anyone who does bad deeds."
Lu Chengwen said: "What bad thing have I done?"
"Keeping me awake."
"I...can't we just keep our voices down next time?"
The old woman said: "You have to take second place. This woman screams like a slaughtering pig. She is extremely slutty."
Luo Shiyin's face turned red: "I...how can I?"
The old woman said: "He later said that your poison had been cured, but you still pestered him and asked him to kill you. Do you think I didn't hear it?"
Luo Shiyin was ashamed: "I...I was...worried that there was still some poison left that hadn't been completely detoxified!"
Lu Chengwen nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, I can testify."
"Then the strange postures she took the initiative to change were also used to detoxify?"
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
[How much did you, old lady, peek at? ? 】
[Damn you are sick! ?If you really hated us so much, you could have shot us to death! 】
【What's going on! ? 】
Luo Shiyin really couldn't bear this humiliation. At this moment, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to hit her head to death. There was only one thought in her mind, that is, death!
"Kill me! I'm a bitch! I seduce men! How about it? This is what I practice, and this is my life!"
The old woman nodded calmly: "In that case, it saves a lot of nonsense."
Just as Lu Chengwen was about to defend himself, the sound of fighting was heard in the distance.
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian fought back.
The old woman said gloomily: "We have been making trouble for so long and we are still making trouble."
Lu Chengwen stood up and shouted: "Hey! You two are making a noise until senior is taking a rest! Get out! Fight on the other side!"
In fact, these are all good words.
Zhao Ritian turned around and glared at Lu Chengwen: "Fuck you, wait for me, I'll fuck him to death and then I'll fuck you!"
Long Aotian was also surprised: "Lu Chengwen!? Why are you here? Help me fuck him! Hurry! He has stolen my meteorite ice crystal!"
Lu Chengwen kept winking and pointed at the old lady.
The old lady didn't even look back, she just looked at Lu Chengwen calmly and winked at them.
Lu Chengwen whispered: "There is someone here! You should leave quickly!"
"Ah!?" Long Aotian said: "An old lady, why are you strangling her!?"
Lu Chengwen rolled his eyes and said to himself:
[Senior Brother, I didn’t trick you. This is your own death. 】
Zhao Ritian over there also said: "Is this old lady one of yours too? Hahaha! Okay! Today, I, Zhao Ritian, will drive you all away! Damn it, find a dry old lady to help? I'll blind you!"
Lu Chengwen nodded and said in his heart:
【pretty!It's the tone of a big hero, even if he refuses to accept anyone, he plays arrogance.awesome! 】
【You don’t know yet?This book has collapsed a long time ago. It is no longer an invincible article!Now...Oh, you two idiots, forget it because you are so stupid. 】
The old woman raised her hand dejectedly and stared suddenly.
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian felt that they had lost their center of gravity and drifted sideways.
Lu Chengwen whispered: "Senior, you have to keep the matter between me and this girl a secret, otherwise we will lose face."
The old woman glared at him, and the two male protagonists had already fallen in front of the old woman.
Zhao Ritian jumped up and looked around: "Who!? Who the hell!?"
Long Aotian also got up and glanced at Lu Chengwen. Lu Chengwen shook his head repeatedly and pointed at the old woman.
Zhao Ritian pointed at the old lady: "Is it your fault!?"
Zhao Ritian walked up to the old lady, looked up and down, and walked around the old lady:
"Haha? You can't tell. That move just now had two hits! Is your inner strength almost wasted? I might as well tell you that I have three stunning masters, all of whom are extremely skilled! They are no longer my opponents. Why do you know? "
Zhao Ritian approached the old woman, looked left and right, and covered his mouth with one hand: "I'm already the ceiling of this world's combat power, no nonsense. Quack strong! Too strong!"
Lu Chengwen approached Long Aotian: "Is he strong?"
Long Aotian said: "You are so strong!"
He added: "However, it is indeed a bit tricky. His Qi is very strange, even weirder than mine."
Zhao Ritian said: "So, I advise you, it's best not to meddle in other people's business. As an old man, just enjoy your old life obediently."
Then he pointed at the old woman and said: "I'm warning you, you can't get involved in the things here. Don't look for trouble!"
Lu Chengwen sighed.
[Whose male protagonist is this?So brave! ? 】
【Please continue your performance!I am full of expectations for you! 】
