Chapter 278 Lu Chengwen: I hold the banner for my wife
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
The old lady is not tall, but she looks quite majestic as she takes a few steps back and forth here.
"The first round, talent competition!"
Pan Meifeng said majesticly: "There is a saying that if you are born with a deficiency, it is difficult to make up for the day after tomorrow. Everyone has the most suitable dinner for themselves, and it depends on your luck."
Lu Chengwen was a little nervous when he mentioned this.
One of these two has a domineering aura, and neither of them has the weird true energy in the heavenly spectrum. They must both be the favored sons of heaven!
Besides, they are all big male protagonists, of course they are crazy and cool!
What about yourself?Is it considered a talent for a delivery boy to be good at running yellow lights to speed up food delivery?
Qi Meishao was very excited: "Okay! Now the young master will definitely win!"
Luo Shiyin looked at the innocent Qi Meishao and felt that she was so innocent.
I don’t even dare to say this now, but you really dare to think it.
"What's wrong?" Qi Meishao said, "Don't worry, the young master's talent is unrivaled in the world, and his domineering Qi, the first of the four Qi, will definitely win."
Luo Shiyin nodded and said calmly: "Just watch."
Zhao Ritian was obviously very confident: "Senior, how do you test talent?"
Pan Meifeng said: "I have a unique skill. I will teach it to you. Whoever can practice it will have talent."
"Hahahaha!" Zhao Ritian looked up to the sky and smiled: "Senior! I'm not the only junior to boast. When it comes to talent, in the whole world, I dare say there is no one better than me!"
"I studied literature at the age of three, martial arts at the age of four, and my chest was broken when I was five..."
Pan Meifeng frowned: "Five years old?"
"That's right!" Zhao Ritian kept his chest: "It took me half a year to get better! But I can bear it! With all my talents, I can be said to be invincible!"
Pan Meifeng rolled her eyes.
Long Aotian smiled very gracefully and confidently. He laughed loudly, took two steps, cupped his fists and raised his hands:
"Brother Ritian! When it comes to talent, I, Long Aotian, have never conquered anyone!"
"Oh? Tell me?"
"Okay!" Long Aotian said: "I have had the aura of domineering since I was a child, and I have been taught by my adoptive father for many years. I broke through the upper four gates at a young age, and led the border guards to guard the border! I have experienced countless battles and made more than a hundred meritorious deeds. Received a room full of certificates and trophies, and won the title of one of the top ten outstanding youths of the Southern Xinjiang Army for five consecutive years!"
"Won the Best Male Warrior Award for four consecutive years!"
"Won the Best Commander Award for three consecutive years!"
“Won the Person of the Year Award for two consecutive years!”
"One year in a row..."
Pan Meifeng interrupted impatiently: "You've been shitting for a year!"
"Yes!" Long Aotian said: "What this junior means is that that year, I won the Quarterly Popular Lover Award four times!"
Long Aotian was very proud: "I don't dare say it's a competition with other people, but talent? Hahaha! I've never lost!"
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen: "Xiao Luzi, do you want to brag about it too?"
"Ah?" Lu Chengwen scratched his head and said, "I...still...still..."
"Huh! He hesitates, I don't know what to say, as a seven-foot man, I don't have any confidence at all!"
Lu Chengwen was embarrassed: "Yes, that's what senior taught me."
Pan Meifeng looked at the three young heroes with a deadly serious expression on her face.
"Everyone shakes their head, full of confidence, hum! Let me tell you, I am a person who values fairness, notarization, and openness the most!"
"None of you should try to play tricks. If you want to win the meteorite ice crystal, you have to rely on your true ability and your own performance! You'd better not try to be clever in front of me. Otherwise, not only will I not give you the meteorite ice crystal, I will also beat you up." , Abolish your cultivation base! lest you go out and embarrass that old boy Hun Tiangang in the future!"
Zhao Ritian raised his hand: "Senior, I am not a disciple of Huntian Gang! My master's name is..."
"Isn't it great that you have many masters?"
"No, no..."
"Master isn't Hun Tiangang, so he can throw them away?"
"No, I didn't..."
"Look at you, you have a dog-like head, a lewd look, disheveled hair, and a dog-like appearance!"
The more Pan Meifeng scolded, the more angry she became: "If you don't practice well in a while, I will slap you to death!"
Zhao Ritian lowered his head in embarrassment and remained silent.
Long Aotian smiled and said: "Senior, calm down, actually..."
"And you!" Pan Meifeng used a wooden stick to hit Long Aotian's ribs:
"You are the eldest disciple of Huntian Gang. With such little ability, how can you go out and make a living in the world?"
Zhao Ritian was holding back a smile.
Pan Meifeng slashed over with a big stick, pointing at Zhao Ritian: "You can't even beat such a stupefied and foolish idiot, let alone Hun Tiangang's apprentice when you go out in the future! It's a shame!"
Long Aotian lowered his head, thinking that it would be wrong for me to fart.
Pan Meifeng was not happy yet, and continued to use the stick to punch Long Aotian's ribs: "Be smarter for me later! Study hard! Make progress every day! Don't stay all day long without understanding anything! You're a piece of shit! You're a donkey ball!"
Pan Meifeng saw that Long Aotian was still hiding from her stick: "Oh? You still dare to hide? Try hiding again? I will attack you! I will attack you! I will attack you!"
Long Aotian could only hold on.
Lu Chengwen finished reading it!
The old lady is getting angrier and angrier as she talks. Her relationship has not gone well for most of her life, which has made her mentally unstable!
When Pan Meifeng walked up to Lu Chengwen, her nostrils were already blowing out of anger.
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Master's wife."
Pan Meifeng was stunned and blushed!
"You...you brat! Who do you call Master's Wife? You...you hate you!"
Pan Meifeng stomped her foot: "From now on...don't allow it! Annoying! I'll tell you that you are the most annoying!"
Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian thought what was going on! ?
what's going on! ?
Just saying "Master's wife" makes me happy! ?
Oh My God!Acting like a little girl!
Long Aotian stamped his foot and said to himself: Why didn't I think of that! ?I am stupid!
No matter how suppressed the old lady was, she couldn't suppress her smile, and finally covered her face and laughed for a long time, and finally showed half of her face shyly, pretending to be unhappy: "Don't make me angry again!"
Zhao Ritian leaned over and said, "No, Lu Chengwen, you are really a bit..."
The old lady hit him on the head with a stick: "What's the matter with you?"
"No, he's cheating, he's flattering..."
"I like to hear it!" The old lady gave him another stick.
Zhao Ritianxin said that I really was... Isn't this too outrageous?
We promised to be fair, just and open! ?
And I couldn’t dodge this old lady’s casual stick!How weird!
Besides, the location where Lu Chengwen smashed the big tree yesterday, it really hurts!
Lu Chengwen leaned forward shamelessly: "Master's wife..."
Pan Meifeng stared: "You still barking? Still barking?"
Lu Chengwen felt aggrieved: "Then I will call you or not, you are also our mistress!"
Pan Meifeng smiled and pursed her lips: "I hate glib boys the most, let me tell you."
Then he said gently: "Go and wait over there."
"Hey, Master, please slow down and don't get angry with them, oh!"
"You know, annoying."
Long Aotian also came over: "Master's wife, actually I..."
Pan Meifeng said angrily: "Fuck off! Stand back! Did I let you talk!?"
Long Aotianxin said what is this! This is what! ?
This is more like my master than my master!
You leave it here and I leave it here! ?
We both came from the same school!I'm still a senior brother!
Open the door, great disciple!
Don't I scream sweeter than him?
Zhao Ritian rubbed the big bump on his head and approached Long Aotian: "What's going on!? What the hell is your junior brother?"
Long Aotian said depressedly: "He used to be a dog licker, and he is very talented in this area, damn it. Hit him on the muzzle."
Zhao Ritian was surprised: "Do licking dogs have their own stage? We won't let a licking dog play with us, right?"
"Oh, I have been played by him more than once. I hope this old lady will be fair."
Pan Meifeng said: "The three of you draw lots and come to the cave one by one. I will teach you the exercises. If you learn them, you will win."
Zhao Ritian was the first one. Within 2 minutes of entering, he started shouting:
"Senior, please forgive me! I was wrong! I surrender! I lose! Don't, don't, don't, you can't practice this thing..."
Pan Meifeng said angrily: "Trash! The bullshit is so loud, but at the critical moment, it turns out to be bullshit! You can't even practice the first move, get out of here!"
boom--!
Zhao Ritian flew out!
He flew directly to the big tree and hit the big tree. Before he landed, he spewed a mouthful of blood, lying on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up.
"Holy shit!" Lu Chengwen walked over and circled around Zhao Ritian: "Isn't it? Learn a skill, how did you end up like this? Hey, aren't you very talented? What on earth did you see?"
Zhao Ritian raised his head with difficulty: "You will know when you go in..."
Long Aotian was still in a daze, shouting from inside: "Long Aotian! It's your turn!"
Long Aotian went in cautiously, and he was convinced even within a minute.
"I won't practice anymore. I won't practice anymore, Master! I'll admit defeat too! I'll admit defeat too!"
Zhao Ritian, who was lying down below, quickly moved to the side with difficulty. Sure enough, with a bang, Long Aotian also flew out, fell on the big tree, spit out a mouthful of old blood, and lay down where Zhao Ritian had just lay down.
Zhao Ritian kindly reminded: "Lie down for a while and then move to the side to make room for Lu Chengwen."
Long Aotian said with difficulty: "I know, first slowly..."
Lu Chengwen was even more scared.
What a weird technique that can make these two guys at the top in terms of talent panic so much! ?
"Xiao Luzi, it's your turn, come in."
"Oh, I'm here, Master Wife."
Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin rushed over, Long Aotian hurriedly said: "Don't move! It's broken!"
The two beauties looked at each other and wondered why this old woman was so cruel!
Qi Meishaowei: "Young Master, what's going on? There's no way you can lose in a competition with talent!"
Long Aotian saw that Lu Chengwen had already entered: "Help me, lean on the side, Lu Chengwen is about to come out."
Helped to the side, Zhao Ritian over there already laughed: "We suffered so badly, Lu Chengwen might be beaten to death! Hahaha!"
Luo Shiyin looked at him angrily: "Shut up! I was beaten and I made fun of others!"
Long Aotian also smiled and said: "The technique she taught, the first form: if you want to practice this technique, you must first go to the palace, hahaha, no one can practice it."
Luo Shiyin was shocked and looked towards the cave: "Lu Chengwen! You...come out!"
Long Aotian was very surprised, and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Are you nervous?"
"Ah I……"
Qi Meishao's eyes flashed with sadness.
She seemed to realize something.
However, Lu Chengwen never came out!
A long time passed without any sound.
The world seemed to have stopped, and Luo Shiyin was like an ant on a hot pot.
This dead head!It's not really just for some set of exercises...
Too outrageous, right? !
Have you thought about your own future?Have you considered me? ?
What should I do if I get poisoned again?
After a long time, Lu Chengwen's smile came from inside: "Yeah! I understand! Hahaha! I can practice! Ahhahaha..."
Luo Shiyin sat down on the ground and blurted out: "It's over."
Zhao Ritian looked at Luo Shiyin: "Your woman?"
Long Aotian also looked at Luo Shiyin: "I... am, right?"
"The first round, talent competition!"
Pan Meifeng said majesticly: "There is a saying that if you are born with a deficiency, it is difficult to make up for the day after tomorrow. Everyone has the most suitable dinner for themselves, and it depends on your luck."
Lu Chengwen was a little nervous when he mentioned this.
One of these two has a domineering aura, and neither of them has the weird true energy in the heavenly spectrum. They must both be the favored sons of heaven!
Besides, they are all big male protagonists, of course they are crazy and cool!
What about yourself?Is it considered a talent for a delivery boy to be good at running yellow lights to speed up food delivery?
Qi Meishao was very excited: "Okay! Now the young master will definitely win!"
Luo Shiyin looked at the innocent Qi Meishao and felt that she was so innocent.
I don’t even dare to say this now, but you really dare to think it.
"What's wrong?" Qi Meishao said, "Don't worry, the young master's talent is unrivaled in the world, and his domineering Qi, the first of the four Qi, will definitely win."
Luo Shiyin nodded and said calmly: "Just watch."
Zhao Ritian was obviously very confident: "Senior, how do you test talent?"
Pan Meifeng said: "I have a unique skill. I will teach it to you. Whoever can practice it will have talent."
"Hahahaha!" Zhao Ritian looked up to the sky and smiled: "Senior! I'm not the only junior to boast. When it comes to talent, in the whole world, I dare say there is no one better than me!"
"I studied literature at the age of three, martial arts at the age of four, and my chest was broken when I was five..."
Pan Meifeng frowned: "Five years old?"
"That's right!" Zhao Ritian kept his chest: "It took me half a year to get better! But I can bear it! With all my talents, I can be said to be invincible!"
Pan Meifeng rolled her eyes.
Long Aotian smiled very gracefully and confidently. He laughed loudly, took two steps, cupped his fists and raised his hands:
"Brother Ritian! When it comes to talent, I, Long Aotian, have never conquered anyone!"
"Oh? Tell me?"
"Okay!" Long Aotian said: "I have had the aura of domineering since I was a child, and I have been taught by my adoptive father for many years. I broke through the upper four gates at a young age, and led the border guards to guard the border! I have experienced countless battles and made more than a hundred meritorious deeds. Received a room full of certificates and trophies, and won the title of one of the top ten outstanding youths of the Southern Xinjiang Army for five consecutive years!"
"Won the Best Male Warrior Award for four consecutive years!"
"Won the Best Commander Award for three consecutive years!"
“Won the Person of the Year Award for two consecutive years!”
"One year in a row..."
Pan Meifeng interrupted impatiently: "You've been shitting for a year!"
"Yes!" Long Aotian said: "What this junior means is that that year, I won the Quarterly Popular Lover Award four times!"
Long Aotian was very proud: "I don't dare say it's a competition with other people, but talent? Hahaha! I've never lost!"
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen: "Xiao Luzi, do you want to brag about it too?"
"Ah?" Lu Chengwen scratched his head and said, "I...still...still..."
"Huh! He hesitates, I don't know what to say, as a seven-foot man, I don't have any confidence at all!"
Lu Chengwen was embarrassed: "Yes, that's what senior taught me."
Pan Meifeng looked at the three young heroes with a deadly serious expression on her face.
"Everyone shakes their head, full of confidence, hum! Let me tell you, I am a person who values fairness, notarization, and openness the most!"
"None of you should try to play tricks. If you want to win the meteorite ice crystal, you have to rely on your true ability and your own performance! You'd better not try to be clever in front of me. Otherwise, not only will I not give you the meteorite ice crystal, I will also beat you up." , Abolish your cultivation base! lest you go out and embarrass that old boy Hun Tiangang in the future!"
Zhao Ritian raised his hand: "Senior, I am not a disciple of Huntian Gang! My master's name is..."
"Isn't it great that you have many masters?"
"No, no..."
"Master isn't Hun Tiangang, so he can throw them away?"
"No, I didn't..."
"Look at you, you have a dog-like head, a lewd look, disheveled hair, and a dog-like appearance!"
The more Pan Meifeng scolded, the more angry she became: "If you don't practice well in a while, I will slap you to death!"
Zhao Ritian lowered his head in embarrassment and remained silent.
Long Aotian smiled and said: "Senior, calm down, actually..."
"And you!" Pan Meifeng used a wooden stick to hit Long Aotian's ribs:
"You are the eldest disciple of Huntian Gang. With such little ability, how can you go out and make a living in the world?"
Zhao Ritian was holding back a smile.
Pan Meifeng slashed over with a big stick, pointing at Zhao Ritian: "You can't even beat such a stupefied and foolish idiot, let alone Hun Tiangang's apprentice when you go out in the future! It's a shame!"
Long Aotian lowered his head, thinking that it would be wrong for me to fart.
Pan Meifeng was not happy yet, and continued to use the stick to punch Long Aotian's ribs: "Be smarter for me later! Study hard! Make progress every day! Don't stay all day long without understanding anything! You're a piece of shit! You're a donkey ball!"
Pan Meifeng saw that Long Aotian was still hiding from her stick: "Oh? You still dare to hide? Try hiding again? I will attack you! I will attack you! I will attack you!"
Long Aotian could only hold on.
Lu Chengwen finished reading it!
The old lady is getting angrier and angrier as she talks. Her relationship has not gone well for most of her life, which has made her mentally unstable!
When Pan Meifeng walked up to Lu Chengwen, her nostrils were already blowing out of anger.
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Master's wife."
Pan Meifeng was stunned and blushed!
"You...you brat! Who do you call Master's Wife? You...you hate you!"
Pan Meifeng stomped her foot: "From now on...don't allow it! Annoying! I'll tell you that you are the most annoying!"
Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian thought what was going on! ?
what's going on! ?
Just saying "Master's wife" makes me happy! ?
Oh My God!Acting like a little girl!
Long Aotian stamped his foot and said to himself: Why didn't I think of that! ?I am stupid!
No matter how suppressed the old lady was, she couldn't suppress her smile, and finally covered her face and laughed for a long time, and finally showed half of her face shyly, pretending to be unhappy: "Don't make me angry again!"
Zhao Ritian leaned over and said, "No, Lu Chengwen, you are really a bit..."
The old lady hit him on the head with a stick: "What's the matter with you?"
"No, he's cheating, he's flattering..."
"I like to hear it!" The old lady gave him another stick.
Zhao Ritianxin said that I really was... Isn't this too outrageous?
We promised to be fair, just and open! ?
And I couldn’t dodge this old lady’s casual stick!How weird!
Besides, the location where Lu Chengwen smashed the big tree yesterday, it really hurts!
Lu Chengwen leaned forward shamelessly: "Master's wife..."
Pan Meifeng stared: "You still barking? Still barking?"
Lu Chengwen felt aggrieved: "Then I will call you or not, you are also our mistress!"
Pan Meifeng smiled and pursed her lips: "I hate glib boys the most, let me tell you."
Then he said gently: "Go and wait over there."
"Hey, Master, please slow down and don't get angry with them, oh!"
"You know, annoying."
Long Aotian also came over: "Master's wife, actually I..."
Pan Meifeng said angrily: "Fuck off! Stand back! Did I let you talk!?"
Long Aotianxin said what is this! This is what! ?
This is more like my master than my master!
You leave it here and I leave it here! ?
We both came from the same school!I'm still a senior brother!
Open the door, great disciple!
Don't I scream sweeter than him?
Zhao Ritian rubbed the big bump on his head and approached Long Aotian: "What's going on!? What the hell is your junior brother?"
Long Aotian said depressedly: "He used to be a dog licker, and he is very talented in this area, damn it. Hit him on the muzzle."
Zhao Ritian was surprised: "Do licking dogs have their own stage? We won't let a licking dog play with us, right?"
"Oh, I have been played by him more than once. I hope this old lady will be fair."
Pan Meifeng said: "The three of you draw lots and come to the cave one by one. I will teach you the exercises. If you learn them, you will win."
Zhao Ritian was the first one. Within 2 minutes of entering, he started shouting:
"Senior, please forgive me! I was wrong! I surrender! I lose! Don't, don't, don't, you can't practice this thing..."
Pan Meifeng said angrily: "Trash! The bullshit is so loud, but at the critical moment, it turns out to be bullshit! You can't even practice the first move, get out of here!"
boom--!
Zhao Ritian flew out!
He flew directly to the big tree and hit the big tree. Before he landed, he spewed a mouthful of blood, lying on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up.
"Holy shit!" Lu Chengwen walked over and circled around Zhao Ritian: "Isn't it? Learn a skill, how did you end up like this? Hey, aren't you very talented? What on earth did you see?"
Zhao Ritian raised his head with difficulty: "You will know when you go in..."
Long Aotian was still in a daze, shouting from inside: "Long Aotian! It's your turn!"
Long Aotian went in cautiously, and he was convinced even within a minute.
"I won't practice anymore. I won't practice anymore, Master! I'll admit defeat too! I'll admit defeat too!"
Zhao Ritian, who was lying down below, quickly moved to the side with difficulty. Sure enough, with a bang, Long Aotian also flew out, fell on the big tree, spit out a mouthful of old blood, and lay down where Zhao Ritian had just lay down.
Zhao Ritian kindly reminded: "Lie down for a while and then move to the side to make room for Lu Chengwen."
Long Aotian said with difficulty: "I know, first slowly..."
Lu Chengwen was even more scared.
What a weird technique that can make these two guys at the top in terms of talent panic so much! ?
"Xiao Luzi, it's your turn, come in."
"Oh, I'm here, Master Wife."
Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin rushed over, Long Aotian hurriedly said: "Don't move! It's broken!"
The two beauties looked at each other and wondered why this old woman was so cruel!
Qi Meishaowei: "Young Master, what's going on? There's no way you can lose in a competition with talent!"
Long Aotian saw that Lu Chengwen had already entered: "Help me, lean on the side, Lu Chengwen is about to come out."
Helped to the side, Zhao Ritian over there already laughed: "We suffered so badly, Lu Chengwen might be beaten to death! Hahaha!"
Luo Shiyin looked at him angrily: "Shut up! I was beaten and I made fun of others!"
Long Aotian also smiled and said: "The technique she taught, the first form: if you want to practice this technique, you must first go to the palace, hahaha, no one can practice it."
Luo Shiyin was shocked and looked towards the cave: "Lu Chengwen! You...come out!"
Long Aotian was very surprised, and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Are you nervous?"
"Ah I……"
Qi Meishao's eyes flashed with sadness.
She seemed to realize something.
However, Lu Chengwen never came out!
A long time passed without any sound.
The world seemed to have stopped, and Luo Shiyin was like an ant on a hot pot.
This dead head!It's not really just for some set of exercises...
Too outrageous, right? !
Have you thought about your own future?Have you considered me? ?
What should I do if I get poisoned again?
After a long time, Lu Chengwen's smile came from inside: "Yeah! I understand! Hahaha! I can practice! Ahhahaha..."
Luo Shiyin sat down on the ground and blurted out: "It's over."
Zhao Ritian looked at Luo Shiyin: "Your woman?"
Long Aotian also looked at Luo Shiyin: "I... am, right?"
