Chapter 282 Don’t forget, grandma is a woman
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
"Bibibi... Bibi what?"
Lu Chengwen stuttered.
If it were a matter of picking up girls in the city, in Snow City, these two brothers would be no match for them if they were tied together.
You don't need anything, just say that Lu Chengwen is looking for a girlfriend, just watch.
Countless beautiful beauties come to audition with their slicked-up looks, sexy, charming, and voluptuous fashion.
You can even find four instructors to rate them, and finally select the winner, second runner-up, and third runner-up.
But how does it compare here?
The girls here are all in the world, and what they value is kung fu, ability, character, sect, and mentorship...
Even whether your dream of being in the world matches hers.
These aspects are what I lack most.
Lu Chengwen decided to strike first: "If it's more about picking up girls, I choose Luo Shiyin!"
Luo Shiyin was stunned, and felt a little happy in her heart: I have been chosen!
Then suddenly I felt so cheap.
What's there to be happy about?Being chosen by him... is that a good thing?
In front of so many people... I will kill you sooner or later!
Then he frowned and stared at Lu Chengwen, which made Lu Chengwen very embarrassed.
Long Aotian glanced at it and thought to himself: Good choice, junior brother, you have finally chosen the treasure. Haha, I hope you can withstand those five-color magic eyes!
Long Aotian quickly pointed at Qi Meishao: "Then I choose Qi Meishao!"
Qi Meishao was a little shy, but also a little happy.
Zhao Ritian was shocked. Are they going to choose two?
Pan Meifeng quickly said: "Then I choose..."
Zhao Ritian was stunned.
I choose a few! ?
play it! ?
Do I still have a choice?
Pan Meifeng glared at them: "I'm not letting you choose, but... I have a few questions to ask you."
All three breathed a sigh of relief.
Luo Shiyin was a little disappointed.
Pan Meifeng sighed and looked at the ground: "The first question is, should a man have three wives and four concubines?"
"Haha!" Zhao Ritian said: "Of course! Having a group of wives and concubines is a sign of a man's success! Only strong men are worthy of being surrounded by many beauties, and they are worthy of enjoying the blessings of being together! Youdao is a beauty who loves heroes, Ha ha!"
"I think I'm a hero!"
Pan Meifeng punched her, and Zhao Ritian covered his eyes and squatted down: "Did I say something wrong?"
Pan Meifeng looked at Long Aotian.
Long Aotian felt that he understood.
"Of course not! A good man should stay with you forever! True love should be to love only one person for the rest of your life! To love only one person for the rest of your life! To only want one person for the rest of your life! For the rest of your life..."
"I think I am a good man! A good man is me!"
Pan Meifeng punched me again, and Long Aotian covered his eyes and squatted down: "Does it hurt so much? I think I'm blind!"
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen, with a hint of expectation in her cloudy eyes.
Lu Chengwen was embarrassed: "Uh..."
Zhao Ritian said: "Say it! Say it! Hurry up!"
Long Aotian also urged: "Junior brother, it's just a punch anyway, hurry up!"
Lu Chengwen said with a mournful face, "I don't know."
Pan Meifeng glared: "You don't know!? You are his apprentice! How could you not know!?"
Lu Chengwen said in embarrassment:
"I think what Senior Brother said is right, but what Brother Ritian said is also correct."
"What do you mean?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master's wife..."
"Don't call me Master Wife! Make it clear! Make it clear!"
Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian, each with a panda eye, wink at each other with only one eye, which means:
Well, it was finally his turn to be unlucky.
The old lady got excited, flattering didn't work anymore, haha!
It seems that the biggest thunder is about to be stepped on by him!
We were in the fourth class, and we could barely bear it after being tortured by the old lady. You are a junior in the fourth class, and the old lady can kill you if you are not careful.
Lu Chengwen sighed: "Elder brother is right. True love should be one-on-one, loyal, single-minded and long-lasting."
Pan Meifeng clenched her fists.
Those two guys narrowed their eyes, looked at Pan Meifeng's fist, and tried harder in their hearts:
Fight!Hit him!He was the only one who didn't get beaten!Hit him!
Hit him, you!
Lu Chengwen continued: "But from a practical perspective, what Brother Ritian said makes sense. Successful men often have many women."
"They are successful in their careers and occupy a relatively high position in society, and they will be worshiped and admired by girls. Men at that stage are often more conceited and feel that they have conquered the world, hold the world in their hands, and are omnipotent. …”
"With extreme self-confidence, it is easy to be tempted when faced with those beautiful women rushing towards you."
"In the final analysis, there are only a few people who hold high positions, have extraordinary achievements, and can be devoted to their wives."
Pan Meifeng said, "What about you?"
"I... you know, Master Wife, I have quite a few girlfriends. But the only one I'm really with is..."
"How many?"
Lu Chengwen grinned: "There is only one person who is really together, and I wanted to marry this one. My little secretary is good-looking and sensible. She never troubles me. I think she is very good."
"But then... I couldn't hold on to the gate anymore."
Pan Meifeng opened her eyes wide: "Are you feeling aggrieved?"
Lu Chengwen was about to cry: "To be honest, I'm really wronged by my wife! I don't know what's going on recently. I'm especially attracted to women! It's not just about money, social status, etc. It's all because I used to be annoyed by it." People who don’t know what’s going on lately are jumping on me like crazy.”
"Is there such a thing?"
"Ah!" Lu Chengwen said, "I tried my best to refuse, refuse, and refuse again! I'm sorry, I couldn't hold on!"
Pan Meifeng was so angry that she said, "After all, what do you think should be done?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, it's hard to explain things clearly about relationships, and there doesn't seem to be any standard answer. If you like three wives and four concubines, you have to ask others if they are willing, right? If everyone accepts it, they won't let it go. , they all think this is good and will make them happy...then it doesn’t matter.”
"If two people are together and both feel that there is no room for a third person, then of course it is for the best!"
"There are many kinds of love in the world. But there will always be people who fall in love with people they shouldn't love, there will always be people who fall in love with people they can't get, and there will also be people who are ignorant and mess up things at the age of love. It’s only when youth is gone that you regret it...some people even fall in love with someone who is not a human being..."
"All I can say is that it's impossible to explain this kind of thing."
Pan Meifeng lowered her head and murmured: "Can't you tell... Maybe, it's just what you said."
Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian: "What did he say?"
Long Aotian also looked at Pan Meifeng blankly: "I didn't say anything."
"That's okay too?"
"I don't understand either. It seems like...that's it."
Pan Meifeng sighed: "You guys stand up."
"The second question is, which one is more important, country or woman?"
Long Aotian was the first to raise his hand: "Women are important! Men who can't even protect women have no qualifications or ability to compete for the world!"
"As a new man in the new era, he should respect and love women. Women can also hold up half of the sky!"
Pan Meifeng looked at him.
Long Aotian was very nervous, it should be... it couldn't be wrong, right?
boom!
Long Aotian covered his other eye and squatted down: "Come again...Am I wrong?"
Zhao Ritian took a look and said: "Well... the country is important! How can a man give up this great country because of his children's affair? A man should have the world in his heart, look up to the sky, carry a three-foot sword, and achieve unparalleled achievements..."
boom!
Zhao Ritian also covered his eyes and squatted down: "Am I wrong again?"
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen: "You."
Lu Chengwen looked at the two people squatting on the ground and looked up at him. Both of them had panda eyes.
"Just...can't you take your wife to conquer the country?"
The panda eyes of the two people instantly widened.
I rely on ah!
Isn't it an alternative?
Lu Chengwen said: "How wonderful! Many accomplished and important people have a good wife."
Pan Meifeng smiled bitterly: "But he said he was afraid that I would get hurt, that he would drag me down, that he would not be able to protect me, so he wanted to leave me..."
Lu Chengwen said: "He should ask you if you are willing."
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen: "You're right, he didn't ask. He made the decision for me. He thinks he's noble and he's doing it for my own good, but what about me? What should I do?"
Lu Chengwen looked at Pan Meifeng: "Sometimes, men don't know what to do."
"All men are self-righteous fools!"
Lu Chengwen sighed: "Aren't women just infatuated fools?"
Pan Meifeng smiled bitterly and took out the last large meteorite ice crystal: "Here it is for you."
"Wait a minute!"
Zhao Ritian really couldn't stand it anymore.
He stood up all of a sudden, and the two pandas opened their eyes wide:
"Senior! It's not that I'm not convinced! Well, I'm just not convinced!"
"Since yesterday, you have been partial to Lu Chengwen. Everything he says sounds good, and everything he does is right! I won't talk about you anymore!"
"Let's just talk about these three competitions. Which one is fair, just and open?"
"What is the first competition? A competition of talent! Anyone with a discerning eye will know at a glance that the talents of Long Aotian and I can crush Lu Chengwen eight hundred blocks!"
"What kind of talent does he have? He has the talent to flatter others! He is ordinary and mediocre, and his energy is pitiful! Compared with the two of us, he is the difference between a scumbag and a top student! If he goes to school, he must sit in the last seat! "
"It's a good thing for you! Because he has more words, he doesn't need to be castrated. We almost let you castrate him for asking less! I would like to ask you, senior, where is the fairness? Where is the justice?"
Pan Meifeng looked at Zhao Ritian: "I am a judge, and I think he is more talented than you. If you let you judge by yourself, what else do you want me to do?"
"You are not fair, just, and open!" Zhao Ritian said excitedly: "Then the players have to be convinced, right? Take the second game as an example, three people had a melee! He started talking, and we were fighting like two bastards It seems like he won again! Is this reasonable?"
Pan Meifeng said: "Fighting is not just about strength, speed and skills. Psychology, tactics, on-the-spot reaction, pressure resistance... these are all important indicators."
"You two clearly despise him and want to win over him. Who can you blame for your misfortune?"
"Then the third game is too outrageous, isn't it? After you two chat for a while, you will give him a large meteorite ice crystal..."
"It's an extra-large meteorite ice crystal! Extra-large!"
"Okay!" Zhao Ritian roared: "Super big! What did he do? We all chose one of the two answers, and he was just trying to make trouble! Why should I give it to him?"
"Then don't I think he is more handsome than you?"
"Can handsome be eaten?"
"That ugliness can be eaten?"
"Then you can't just give things to someone just because they're good-looking, right?"
"The thing is in my hands, why should I decide it according to your rules?"
"That thing was originally mine!"
Pan Meifeng said angrily: "Original? Originally it was in heaven! Do you still remember what you said about me from the beginning? Did you have any respect for me?"
Long Aotian stood up and approached Lu Chengwen: "What's going on?"
Lu Chengwen nodded: "It's time to turn over old accounts."
Zhao Ritian: "Didn't I become obedient later?"
Pan Meifeng: "You are obedient and you still quarrel with me?"
Zhao Ritian: "Aren't your rules unfair?"
Pan Meifeng: "I think you just think you are great, and you feel that if you don't win, you have a shady secret!"
Zhao Ritian smiled: "Then if you think so, there's nothing I can do about it!"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Stupid."
Long Aotian also shook his head: "Even I know that I can't even say this to death."
Zhao Ritian finally collapsed: "Senior, can you please be reasonable?"
Pan Meifeng looked at him: "Zhao Ritian, I'm here to be a judge with you, not to reason with you."
Zhao Ritian felt as if he had... been struck by lightning.
Lu Chengwen stuttered.
If it were a matter of picking up girls in the city, in Snow City, these two brothers would be no match for them if they were tied together.
You don't need anything, just say that Lu Chengwen is looking for a girlfriend, just watch.
Countless beautiful beauties come to audition with their slicked-up looks, sexy, charming, and voluptuous fashion.
You can even find four instructors to rate them, and finally select the winner, second runner-up, and third runner-up.
But how does it compare here?
The girls here are all in the world, and what they value is kung fu, ability, character, sect, and mentorship...
Even whether your dream of being in the world matches hers.
These aspects are what I lack most.
Lu Chengwen decided to strike first: "If it's more about picking up girls, I choose Luo Shiyin!"
Luo Shiyin was stunned, and felt a little happy in her heart: I have been chosen!
Then suddenly I felt so cheap.
What's there to be happy about?Being chosen by him... is that a good thing?
In front of so many people... I will kill you sooner or later!
Then he frowned and stared at Lu Chengwen, which made Lu Chengwen very embarrassed.
Long Aotian glanced at it and thought to himself: Good choice, junior brother, you have finally chosen the treasure. Haha, I hope you can withstand those five-color magic eyes!
Long Aotian quickly pointed at Qi Meishao: "Then I choose Qi Meishao!"
Qi Meishao was a little shy, but also a little happy.
Zhao Ritian was shocked. Are they going to choose two?
Pan Meifeng quickly said: "Then I choose..."
Zhao Ritian was stunned.
I choose a few! ?
play it! ?
Do I still have a choice?
Pan Meifeng glared at them: "I'm not letting you choose, but... I have a few questions to ask you."
All three breathed a sigh of relief.
Luo Shiyin was a little disappointed.
Pan Meifeng sighed and looked at the ground: "The first question is, should a man have three wives and four concubines?"
"Haha!" Zhao Ritian said: "Of course! Having a group of wives and concubines is a sign of a man's success! Only strong men are worthy of being surrounded by many beauties, and they are worthy of enjoying the blessings of being together! Youdao is a beauty who loves heroes, Ha ha!"
"I think I'm a hero!"
Pan Meifeng punched her, and Zhao Ritian covered his eyes and squatted down: "Did I say something wrong?"
Pan Meifeng looked at Long Aotian.
Long Aotian felt that he understood.
"Of course not! A good man should stay with you forever! True love should be to love only one person for the rest of your life! To love only one person for the rest of your life! To only want one person for the rest of your life! For the rest of your life..."
"I think I am a good man! A good man is me!"
Pan Meifeng punched me again, and Long Aotian covered his eyes and squatted down: "Does it hurt so much? I think I'm blind!"
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen, with a hint of expectation in her cloudy eyes.
Lu Chengwen was embarrassed: "Uh..."
Zhao Ritian said: "Say it! Say it! Hurry up!"
Long Aotian also urged: "Junior brother, it's just a punch anyway, hurry up!"
Lu Chengwen said with a mournful face, "I don't know."
Pan Meifeng glared: "You don't know!? You are his apprentice! How could you not know!?"
Lu Chengwen said in embarrassment:
"I think what Senior Brother said is right, but what Brother Ritian said is also correct."
"What do you mean?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master's wife..."
"Don't call me Master Wife! Make it clear! Make it clear!"
Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian, each with a panda eye, wink at each other with only one eye, which means:
Well, it was finally his turn to be unlucky.
The old lady got excited, flattering didn't work anymore, haha!
It seems that the biggest thunder is about to be stepped on by him!
We were in the fourth class, and we could barely bear it after being tortured by the old lady. You are a junior in the fourth class, and the old lady can kill you if you are not careful.
Lu Chengwen sighed: "Elder brother is right. True love should be one-on-one, loyal, single-minded and long-lasting."
Pan Meifeng clenched her fists.
Those two guys narrowed their eyes, looked at Pan Meifeng's fist, and tried harder in their hearts:
Fight!Hit him!He was the only one who didn't get beaten!Hit him!
Hit him, you!
Lu Chengwen continued: "But from a practical perspective, what Brother Ritian said makes sense. Successful men often have many women."
"They are successful in their careers and occupy a relatively high position in society, and they will be worshiped and admired by girls. Men at that stage are often more conceited and feel that they have conquered the world, hold the world in their hands, and are omnipotent. …”
"With extreme self-confidence, it is easy to be tempted when faced with those beautiful women rushing towards you."
"In the final analysis, there are only a few people who hold high positions, have extraordinary achievements, and can be devoted to their wives."
Pan Meifeng said, "What about you?"
"I... you know, Master Wife, I have quite a few girlfriends. But the only one I'm really with is..."
"How many?"
Lu Chengwen grinned: "There is only one person who is really together, and I wanted to marry this one. My little secretary is good-looking and sensible. She never troubles me. I think she is very good."
"But then... I couldn't hold on to the gate anymore."
Pan Meifeng opened her eyes wide: "Are you feeling aggrieved?"
Lu Chengwen was about to cry: "To be honest, I'm really wronged by my wife! I don't know what's going on recently. I'm especially attracted to women! It's not just about money, social status, etc. It's all because I used to be annoyed by it." People who don’t know what’s going on lately are jumping on me like crazy.”
"Is there such a thing?"
"Ah!" Lu Chengwen said, "I tried my best to refuse, refuse, and refuse again! I'm sorry, I couldn't hold on!"
Pan Meifeng was so angry that she said, "After all, what do you think should be done?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, it's hard to explain things clearly about relationships, and there doesn't seem to be any standard answer. If you like three wives and four concubines, you have to ask others if they are willing, right? If everyone accepts it, they won't let it go. , they all think this is good and will make them happy...then it doesn’t matter.”
"If two people are together and both feel that there is no room for a third person, then of course it is for the best!"
"There are many kinds of love in the world. But there will always be people who fall in love with people they shouldn't love, there will always be people who fall in love with people they can't get, and there will also be people who are ignorant and mess up things at the age of love. It’s only when youth is gone that you regret it...some people even fall in love with someone who is not a human being..."
"All I can say is that it's impossible to explain this kind of thing."
Pan Meifeng lowered her head and murmured: "Can't you tell... Maybe, it's just what you said."
Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian: "What did he say?"
Long Aotian also looked at Pan Meifeng blankly: "I didn't say anything."
"That's okay too?"
"I don't understand either. It seems like...that's it."
Pan Meifeng sighed: "You guys stand up."
"The second question is, which one is more important, country or woman?"
Long Aotian was the first to raise his hand: "Women are important! Men who can't even protect women have no qualifications or ability to compete for the world!"
"As a new man in the new era, he should respect and love women. Women can also hold up half of the sky!"
Pan Meifeng looked at him.
Long Aotian was very nervous, it should be... it couldn't be wrong, right?
boom!
Long Aotian covered his other eye and squatted down: "Come again...Am I wrong?"
Zhao Ritian took a look and said: "Well... the country is important! How can a man give up this great country because of his children's affair? A man should have the world in his heart, look up to the sky, carry a three-foot sword, and achieve unparalleled achievements..."
boom!
Zhao Ritian also covered his eyes and squatted down: "Am I wrong again?"
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen: "You."
Lu Chengwen looked at the two people squatting on the ground and looked up at him. Both of them had panda eyes.
"Just...can't you take your wife to conquer the country?"
The panda eyes of the two people instantly widened.
I rely on ah!
Isn't it an alternative?
Lu Chengwen said: "How wonderful! Many accomplished and important people have a good wife."
Pan Meifeng smiled bitterly: "But he said he was afraid that I would get hurt, that he would drag me down, that he would not be able to protect me, so he wanted to leave me..."
Lu Chengwen said: "He should ask you if you are willing."
Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen: "You're right, he didn't ask. He made the decision for me. He thinks he's noble and he's doing it for my own good, but what about me? What should I do?"
Lu Chengwen looked at Pan Meifeng: "Sometimes, men don't know what to do."
"All men are self-righteous fools!"
Lu Chengwen sighed: "Aren't women just infatuated fools?"
Pan Meifeng smiled bitterly and took out the last large meteorite ice crystal: "Here it is for you."
"Wait a minute!"
Zhao Ritian really couldn't stand it anymore.
He stood up all of a sudden, and the two pandas opened their eyes wide:
"Senior! It's not that I'm not convinced! Well, I'm just not convinced!"
"Since yesterday, you have been partial to Lu Chengwen. Everything he says sounds good, and everything he does is right! I won't talk about you anymore!"
"Let's just talk about these three competitions. Which one is fair, just and open?"
"What is the first competition? A competition of talent! Anyone with a discerning eye will know at a glance that the talents of Long Aotian and I can crush Lu Chengwen eight hundred blocks!"
"What kind of talent does he have? He has the talent to flatter others! He is ordinary and mediocre, and his energy is pitiful! Compared with the two of us, he is the difference between a scumbag and a top student! If he goes to school, he must sit in the last seat! "
"It's a good thing for you! Because he has more words, he doesn't need to be castrated. We almost let you castrate him for asking less! I would like to ask you, senior, where is the fairness? Where is the justice?"
Pan Meifeng looked at Zhao Ritian: "I am a judge, and I think he is more talented than you. If you let you judge by yourself, what else do you want me to do?"
"You are not fair, just, and open!" Zhao Ritian said excitedly: "Then the players have to be convinced, right? Take the second game as an example, three people had a melee! He started talking, and we were fighting like two bastards It seems like he won again! Is this reasonable?"
Pan Meifeng said: "Fighting is not just about strength, speed and skills. Psychology, tactics, on-the-spot reaction, pressure resistance... these are all important indicators."
"You two clearly despise him and want to win over him. Who can you blame for your misfortune?"
"Then the third game is too outrageous, isn't it? After you two chat for a while, you will give him a large meteorite ice crystal..."
"It's an extra-large meteorite ice crystal! Extra-large!"
"Okay!" Zhao Ritian roared: "Super big! What did he do? We all chose one of the two answers, and he was just trying to make trouble! Why should I give it to him?"
"Then don't I think he is more handsome than you?"
"Can handsome be eaten?"
"That ugliness can be eaten?"
"Then you can't just give things to someone just because they're good-looking, right?"
"The thing is in my hands, why should I decide it according to your rules?"
"That thing was originally mine!"
Pan Meifeng said angrily: "Original? Originally it was in heaven! Do you still remember what you said about me from the beginning? Did you have any respect for me?"
Long Aotian stood up and approached Lu Chengwen: "What's going on?"
Lu Chengwen nodded: "It's time to turn over old accounts."
Zhao Ritian: "Didn't I become obedient later?"
Pan Meifeng: "You are obedient and you still quarrel with me?"
Zhao Ritian: "Aren't your rules unfair?"
Pan Meifeng: "I think you just think you are great, and you feel that if you don't win, you have a shady secret!"
Zhao Ritian smiled: "Then if you think so, there's nothing I can do about it!"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Stupid."
Long Aotian also shook his head: "Even I know that I can't even say this to death."
Zhao Ritian finally collapsed: "Senior, can you please be reasonable?"
Pan Meifeng looked at him: "Zhao Ritian, I'm here to be a judge with you, not to reason with you."
Zhao Ritian felt as if he had... been struck by lightning.
