Chapter 290: This meeting is going astray
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
King Yintuo stood up and took the speech.
"This month, under President Lu's wise command! Under President Lu's strong leadership! Under President Lu's great idea! Under President Lu's..."
Lu Chengwen patted the table: "Omit it! Omit it! Stop patting it!"
"Oh, okay, okay." King Yintuo stood up straight, his suit straight: "This month, we have received [-] batches of important customers and [-] batches of domestic corporate visiting groups! There are also various internal activities within the company. …”
Lu Chengwen yelled: "Are you fucking finished!? Did I ask you this? Did I ask you? Didn't you say that there was a 'major' and 'emergency' situation, and you wanted to report it to me 'immediately'?"
"When I... listened to their reports, these words they all said seemed cool, so I used them."
"You are so imitating the upper class!" Lu Chengwen pointed at him: "Sit down and talk to the group's finance about these rotten things. Does anyone else have anything to say?"
The manager was surprised: "King Yintuo... is helping Lu Chengwen... with reception work!? Isn't he a killer?"
The chairman said depressedly: "Read on."
King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo stood up: "Mr. Lu, hey, the two of us also... talk about it?"
"Say!"
"Okay!" King Tongtuo said impassionedly, his voice full of magnetism, and his broadcasting voice was so authentic:
"Spring returns to the earth! All things revive! In the blink of an eye, it is the season of reporting again. When the wheel of history rolls through the 21st century, our great and wise President Lu is finally in heat again... No, it is spring... ...Eh? I used to...wait a minute...Oh, it's getting rich! It's time to get rich again..."
Lu Chengwen picked up a pack of paper towels and threw it over, hitting King Tongtuo on the head: "Is there a season for me to be in heat? What the hell are you doing? Don't talk nonsense, just talk about the real stuff!"
King Tie Tuo stood up: "Oh, Mr. Lu, don't get excited. In fact, we have been working very hard recently!"
"Then let's hear it!"
"Yes!"
King Tie Tuo said: "We patrolled near Chengwen District according to your instructions. This month we caught four thieves, drove away three waves of troublemakers, and stopped nineteen drunkards from being drunk at the food stalls. . There was a group of villagers who wanted to cause trouble, but my brothers personally stood up and asked them to beat them hard until they were embarrassed and then went home..."
The people in the monitoring room were completely confused.
The secretary looked at the chairman: "Lu Chengwen... I know he built a house, but... King Tongtuo and King Tietuo, help him manage local security!? Conduct patrols!?"
The manager said seriously: "Sasha, does Lu Chengwen know that we are monitoring him and deliberately put on a show for us?"
"Impossible!" Yu Shasha said: "I know very well whether the system I invaded has been discovered! Don't use your limited knowledge to doubt my expertise!"
Xiong Panpan said: "But the Four Big Tuo Kings are working for him as corporate horse boys. Who can believe this? Sasha, could you be mistaken?"
Yu Shasha was so angry that she said: "Lu Chengwen... He just didn't wear clothes in the living room, and he asked Chen Mengyun to use his mouth to him... Oops! I don't know! Anyway, I wasn't exposed!"
Several people were silent.
According to this situation, it is impossible for Yu Shasha to be exposed. In other words, the three notorious kings of iron, copper, and silver are all doing serious things, even good things!
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Well done!"
Lu Chengwen took out a cigar and threw it to King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo:
"Everyone should learn from King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo!"
King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo were very proud. They lit cigars for each other, and the corners of their eyes and brows were full of satisfaction and vanity that they had excelled in the meeting.
Lu Chengwen said angrily: "Who asked you to smoke cigars in the house? It's a meeting! Go out and smoke again!"
"oh oh."
The two people quickly put it away and carefully put the cigars in their pockets.
The manager was amused: "This Lu Chengwen, scolding several bastards is as interesting as scolding children. Why are these people so afraid of him?"
The chairman said: "A kid with an intermediate level in four subjects can manage them like this. I think this Lu Chengwen is very skillful."
Zhao Lulu was confused and asked Yu Shasha secretly: "What did Chen Mengyun do with his mouth? Why didn't you explain clearly?"
Yu Shasha blushed: "I don't know! Don't ask! You don't understand."
King Jintuo stood up and coughed: "Mr. Lu, you know me. I recently looked at the recent financial statements, and I found that our team's turnover is very high. We have not done enough work, and I am deeply impressed. I have to reflect on myself for being too extravagant and wasteful..."
King Jin Tuo made his final statement: "I am willing to take the initiative to reduce my salary to reduce the financial pressure on Mr. Lu!"
Lu Chengwen was so angry with him that he took out a cigar and threw it over: "Go out and smoke again."
"Thank you Mr. Lu."
King Yintuo also quickly said: "I can do it too! I can also reduce my salary!"
Lu Chengwen also threw one to him: "I'm not short of your money!"
Lu Chengwen sighed: "I called you here today because I have something to ask you."
Then he took out the business card: "Look at this."
Lu Chengwen observed and found that everyone's expressions changed slightly when they saw the business card. It was obvious that they knew this company.
Not only do I know it, but I am very familiar with it.
Lu Chengwen said: "Have you seen them all? The food delivery group is so full! Who knows them?"
"Don't worry, let me tell you what I saw first!"
Lu Chengwen said: "A man and a woman, both young, in their early twenties. The man looks like a slovenly man, with a face in his twenties and a stubble. He keeps holding a beer can and takes a few sips at every turn... …”
Everyone looked at Cui Hao together.
Cui Hao was embarrassed: "I... didn't drink much..."
Lu Chengwen continued to describe: "Women are fun, my mother's speed is as fast as Hua Xuening..."
Hua Xuening raised her hand behind her: "Master, she is not as fast as me! I haven't exerted my strength yet, and there are helpers around her. I have to be on guard all the time and not expose my trump card directly, otherwise I will..."
"Okay, okay, let me tell you something, I know you are good."
Xiong Panpan was so angry that he was half dead.
Lu Chengwen continued: "She's a woman! Hehe! She's quite tall, almost as tall as Xu Ning, and almost as skinny, with long legs, eh? She seems to be similar to Xu Ning in every aspect! But she has nice breasts! "
"is it?"
Everyone went to Lu Chengwen one after another: "What are the details?"
"You know the round and plump ones, right? I guess the bra was chosen inappropriately, and it was deliberately tightened so that no one would know she was material. Xuening is always like this. If she let go completely, there should be..."
Lu Chengwen gestured with his hands on his chest: "It's so big..."
"Is it as big as Mr. Xu?"
"What the hell are you? How many normal people have big breasts like Xu Xuejiao's? It's still within the normal range, just a little bigger than the average person. It's just that big..."
King Jintuo also gestured in front of his chest: "So big?"
Lu Chengwen interrupted: "It's not a sharp bamboo shoot, it's a spherical shape, the kind that's particularly round and plump!"
King Yintuo also gestured: "Like this?"
"Damn it, it's a round shape. What are you going to cover? It's more concentrated. In the front, her clothes are custom-made, and they just control the breasts very well. They are squeezed together. She should be afraid of being thrown around during a fight. Throw away the discomfort..."
They were discussing Xiong Panpan's figure in the conference room.
The entire group here has been embarrassed to the point of silence.
Don't you listen...that's what you do, you have to listen to what they say, and use it to judge their...behavior, relationship, purpose and other information.
Just listen...a group of people are discussing Xiong Panpan's breasts.
Xiong Panpan blushed to the root of his neck, gritted his teeth and stared at Lu Chengwen who was smiling evilly inside.
Lu Chengwen finally thought: "Chen Mengyun! Yes, her breasts look like Chen Mengyun!"
"Is it that big?"
"Not as big as Chen Mengyun, but the shape is very similar! Just that round..."
"How does it feel?"
"How would I know? I haven't even had time to get started!"
"I'm asking Mr. Chen."
"Then... you're old! So soft! Let me tell you, Chen Mengyun used to be relatively strong, but he was kneaded softly by his buddies!"
Lu Chengwen stared at his eyes and grinned: "Dude, you are in this profession! And how many years have I been with her? I have been checking her body since she was a child, and I am still a gynecologist! Hahaha..."
Everyone in the room gave Lu Chengwen a thumbs up.
King Jintuo: "Mr. Lu, I am really convinced by you! You are the most charming and suave person in the world, stealing jade and beauty!"
King Yintuo: "The key is, how skilled is Mr. Lu? Ordinary women, under Mr. Lu's training, can definitely increase their charm! More than a little bit!"
King Tie Tuo said: "You haven't even hit the point! Mr. Lu's core ability is to turn decay into magic. There are many people, who are obviously very small, but after Mr. Lu's training, they grow up later! What's that woman's name? Coming?"
"Xiong Panpan."
"Yes! If she follows Lu, it won't take much more. In half a year, she can even increase her cup size!"
King Tongtuo: "At this moment, I want to recite a poem to praise Mr. Lu's amazing skills...ah..."
Lu Chengwen slapped the table: "That's enough! Damn it!"
Everyone was quiet.
"Talk about something! Talk about something! Damn it, I've led you astray again!"
King Tongtuo lowered his head and muttered: "You started first..."
"Then you can't interrupt me!? You won't interrupt me?"
Lu Chengwen pointed at the business card on the table: "The food delivery group is so full! Does anyone know about it? Is there any!?"
The military advisor said silently: "It is an ancient martial arts organization."
Lu Chengwen looked at the military advisor: "You finally said something! Be specific."
The military advisor sighed: "They are the country's professional ancient warrior management group, with countless masters. Each sect conducts selections every year and sends talents to them."
"They claim to be managing the order of the ancient martial arts world, but the people below do it in all kinds of strange ways. Some people steal skills and secret books, and some force people to use precious elixirs and weapons in exchange for freedom. Some even use it to perform tasks and play games Killing game..."
The military advisor said: "Their top designers have good ideas, but below they are completely in chaos."
Lu Chengwen Lu Chengwen pointed to the business card: "Then what do they mean?"
The military advisor said: "They should have noticed your existence, started investigating you, and may even arrest you at any time."
"Catch...catch...catch me?" Lu Chengwen asked, "For what? What did I do and they caught me?"
The military advisor sighed: "Do you have any precious skills or secrets with you?"
"No."
"Do you have any cherished elixirs or weapons?"
Lu Chengwen lied: "No."
"Do you have any grudges against their people?"
"I don't even know them! Where does the hatred come from?"
"Then do you have money?"
Lu Chengwen was dumbfounded.
"I rely on it!"
"This month, under President Lu's wise command! Under President Lu's strong leadership! Under President Lu's great idea! Under President Lu's..."
Lu Chengwen patted the table: "Omit it! Omit it! Stop patting it!"
"Oh, okay, okay." King Yintuo stood up straight, his suit straight: "This month, we have received [-] batches of important customers and [-] batches of domestic corporate visiting groups! There are also various internal activities within the company. …”
Lu Chengwen yelled: "Are you fucking finished!? Did I ask you this? Did I ask you? Didn't you say that there was a 'major' and 'emergency' situation, and you wanted to report it to me 'immediately'?"
"When I... listened to their reports, these words they all said seemed cool, so I used them."
"You are so imitating the upper class!" Lu Chengwen pointed at him: "Sit down and talk to the group's finance about these rotten things. Does anyone else have anything to say?"
The manager was surprised: "King Yintuo... is helping Lu Chengwen... with reception work!? Isn't he a killer?"
The chairman said depressedly: "Read on."
King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo stood up: "Mr. Lu, hey, the two of us also... talk about it?"
"Say!"
"Okay!" King Tongtuo said impassionedly, his voice full of magnetism, and his broadcasting voice was so authentic:
"Spring returns to the earth! All things revive! In the blink of an eye, it is the season of reporting again. When the wheel of history rolls through the 21st century, our great and wise President Lu is finally in heat again... No, it is spring... ...Eh? I used to...wait a minute...Oh, it's getting rich! It's time to get rich again..."
Lu Chengwen picked up a pack of paper towels and threw it over, hitting King Tongtuo on the head: "Is there a season for me to be in heat? What the hell are you doing? Don't talk nonsense, just talk about the real stuff!"
King Tie Tuo stood up: "Oh, Mr. Lu, don't get excited. In fact, we have been working very hard recently!"
"Then let's hear it!"
"Yes!"
King Tie Tuo said: "We patrolled near Chengwen District according to your instructions. This month we caught four thieves, drove away three waves of troublemakers, and stopped nineteen drunkards from being drunk at the food stalls. . There was a group of villagers who wanted to cause trouble, but my brothers personally stood up and asked them to beat them hard until they were embarrassed and then went home..."
The people in the monitoring room were completely confused.
The secretary looked at the chairman: "Lu Chengwen... I know he built a house, but... King Tongtuo and King Tietuo, help him manage local security!? Conduct patrols!?"
The manager said seriously: "Sasha, does Lu Chengwen know that we are monitoring him and deliberately put on a show for us?"
"Impossible!" Yu Shasha said: "I know very well whether the system I invaded has been discovered! Don't use your limited knowledge to doubt my expertise!"
Xiong Panpan said: "But the Four Big Tuo Kings are working for him as corporate horse boys. Who can believe this? Sasha, could you be mistaken?"
Yu Shasha was so angry that she said: "Lu Chengwen... He just didn't wear clothes in the living room, and he asked Chen Mengyun to use his mouth to him... Oops! I don't know! Anyway, I wasn't exposed!"
Several people were silent.
According to this situation, it is impossible for Yu Shasha to be exposed. In other words, the three notorious kings of iron, copper, and silver are all doing serious things, even good things!
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Well done!"
Lu Chengwen took out a cigar and threw it to King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo:
"Everyone should learn from King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo!"
King Tie Tuo and King Tong Tuo were very proud. They lit cigars for each other, and the corners of their eyes and brows were full of satisfaction and vanity that they had excelled in the meeting.
Lu Chengwen said angrily: "Who asked you to smoke cigars in the house? It's a meeting! Go out and smoke again!"
"oh oh."
The two people quickly put it away and carefully put the cigars in their pockets.
The manager was amused: "This Lu Chengwen, scolding several bastards is as interesting as scolding children. Why are these people so afraid of him?"
The chairman said: "A kid with an intermediate level in four subjects can manage them like this. I think this Lu Chengwen is very skillful."
Zhao Lulu was confused and asked Yu Shasha secretly: "What did Chen Mengyun do with his mouth? Why didn't you explain clearly?"
Yu Shasha blushed: "I don't know! Don't ask! You don't understand."
King Jintuo stood up and coughed: "Mr. Lu, you know me. I recently looked at the recent financial statements, and I found that our team's turnover is very high. We have not done enough work, and I am deeply impressed. I have to reflect on myself for being too extravagant and wasteful..."
King Jin Tuo made his final statement: "I am willing to take the initiative to reduce my salary to reduce the financial pressure on Mr. Lu!"
Lu Chengwen was so angry with him that he took out a cigar and threw it over: "Go out and smoke again."
"Thank you Mr. Lu."
King Yintuo also quickly said: "I can do it too! I can also reduce my salary!"
Lu Chengwen also threw one to him: "I'm not short of your money!"
Lu Chengwen sighed: "I called you here today because I have something to ask you."
Then he took out the business card: "Look at this."
Lu Chengwen observed and found that everyone's expressions changed slightly when they saw the business card. It was obvious that they knew this company.
Not only do I know it, but I am very familiar with it.
Lu Chengwen said: "Have you seen them all? The food delivery group is so full! Who knows them?"
"Don't worry, let me tell you what I saw first!"
Lu Chengwen said: "A man and a woman, both young, in their early twenties. The man looks like a slovenly man, with a face in his twenties and a stubble. He keeps holding a beer can and takes a few sips at every turn... …”
Everyone looked at Cui Hao together.
Cui Hao was embarrassed: "I... didn't drink much..."
Lu Chengwen continued to describe: "Women are fun, my mother's speed is as fast as Hua Xuening..."
Hua Xuening raised her hand behind her: "Master, she is not as fast as me! I haven't exerted my strength yet, and there are helpers around her. I have to be on guard all the time and not expose my trump card directly, otherwise I will..."
"Okay, okay, let me tell you something, I know you are good."
Xiong Panpan was so angry that he was half dead.
Lu Chengwen continued: "She's a woman! Hehe! She's quite tall, almost as tall as Xu Ning, and almost as skinny, with long legs, eh? She seems to be similar to Xu Ning in every aspect! But she has nice breasts! "
"is it?"
Everyone went to Lu Chengwen one after another: "What are the details?"
"You know the round and plump ones, right? I guess the bra was chosen inappropriately, and it was deliberately tightened so that no one would know she was material. Xuening is always like this. If she let go completely, there should be..."
Lu Chengwen gestured with his hands on his chest: "It's so big..."
"Is it as big as Mr. Xu?"
"What the hell are you? How many normal people have big breasts like Xu Xuejiao's? It's still within the normal range, just a little bigger than the average person. It's just that big..."
King Jintuo also gestured in front of his chest: "So big?"
Lu Chengwen interrupted: "It's not a sharp bamboo shoot, it's a spherical shape, the kind that's particularly round and plump!"
King Yintuo also gestured: "Like this?"
"Damn it, it's a round shape. What are you going to cover? It's more concentrated. In the front, her clothes are custom-made, and they just control the breasts very well. They are squeezed together. She should be afraid of being thrown around during a fight. Throw away the discomfort..."
They were discussing Xiong Panpan's figure in the conference room.
The entire group here has been embarrassed to the point of silence.
Don't you listen...that's what you do, you have to listen to what they say, and use it to judge their...behavior, relationship, purpose and other information.
Just listen...a group of people are discussing Xiong Panpan's breasts.
Xiong Panpan blushed to the root of his neck, gritted his teeth and stared at Lu Chengwen who was smiling evilly inside.
Lu Chengwen finally thought: "Chen Mengyun! Yes, her breasts look like Chen Mengyun!"
"Is it that big?"
"Not as big as Chen Mengyun, but the shape is very similar! Just that round..."
"How does it feel?"
"How would I know? I haven't even had time to get started!"
"I'm asking Mr. Chen."
"Then... you're old! So soft! Let me tell you, Chen Mengyun used to be relatively strong, but he was kneaded softly by his buddies!"
Lu Chengwen stared at his eyes and grinned: "Dude, you are in this profession! And how many years have I been with her? I have been checking her body since she was a child, and I am still a gynecologist! Hahaha..."
Everyone in the room gave Lu Chengwen a thumbs up.
King Jintuo: "Mr. Lu, I am really convinced by you! You are the most charming and suave person in the world, stealing jade and beauty!"
King Yintuo: "The key is, how skilled is Mr. Lu? Ordinary women, under Mr. Lu's training, can definitely increase their charm! More than a little bit!"
King Tie Tuo said: "You haven't even hit the point! Mr. Lu's core ability is to turn decay into magic. There are many people, who are obviously very small, but after Mr. Lu's training, they grow up later! What's that woman's name? Coming?"
"Xiong Panpan."
"Yes! If she follows Lu, it won't take much more. In half a year, she can even increase her cup size!"
King Tongtuo: "At this moment, I want to recite a poem to praise Mr. Lu's amazing skills...ah..."
Lu Chengwen slapped the table: "That's enough! Damn it!"
Everyone was quiet.
"Talk about something! Talk about something! Damn it, I've led you astray again!"
King Tongtuo lowered his head and muttered: "You started first..."
"Then you can't interrupt me!? You won't interrupt me?"
Lu Chengwen pointed at the business card on the table: "The food delivery group is so full! Does anyone know about it? Is there any!?"
The military advisor said silently: "It is an ancient martial arts organization."
Lu Chengwen looked at the military advisor: "You finally said something! Be specific."
The military advisor sighed: "They are the country's professional ancient warrior management group, with countless masters. Each sect conducts selections every year and sends talents to them."
"They claim to be managing the order of the ancient martial arts world, but the people below do it in all kinds of strange ways. Some people steal skills and secret books, and some force people to use precious elixirs and weapons in exchange for freedom. Some even use it to perform tasks and play games Killing game..."
The military advisor said: "Their top designers have good ideas, but below they are completely in chaos."
Lu Chengwen Lu Chengwen pointed to the business card: "Then what do they mean?"
The military advisor said: "They should have noticed your existence, started investigating you, and may even arrest you at any time."
"Catch...catch...catch me?" Lu Chengwen asked, "For what? What did I do and they caught me?"
The military advisor sighed: "Do you have any precious skills or secrets with you?"
"No."
"Do you have any cherished elixirs or weapons?"
Lu Chengwen lied: "No."
"Do you have any grudges against their people?"
"I don't even know them! Where does the hatred come from?"
"Then do you have money?"
Lu Chengwen was dumbfounded.
"I rely on it!"
