Chapter 3 I'm Not Sister Li
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
God of War Long Aotian really wanted to do it.
This is an opportunity to show your strength!
But that damned Lu Chengwen, why...why didn't he pretend to be aggressive with himself?
He stopped a dozen or so subordinates by himself, and was sweating profusely from the busy work. As for it?
Let them come here, I beg you!
I am so eager for this wave of experience points!
If I don't brush it, I won't end today!
Lu Chengwen also made up his mind.
[Life and death can't let you earn experience points!No no no, not today! 】
[From now on, you will be the sky, you will be the god, what you say is what you say, I will not argue with you. 】
[Leng Qingqiu, if you can take it away, take it away, if you can't take it away, it's your fault, anyway, don't mess with me! 】
Long Aotian is going crazy.
"My...Young Master Lu, are you upset with me?"
Lu Chengwen finally calmed down the crowd, and opened his arms to block a group of bodyguards:
"No, no! I'm very happy, I'm so happy! I think you and Qingqiu are very suitable. If you get married, send me a wedding invitation, and I will follow suit!"
Long Aotian has no place to release all his strength, and he turns around in a hurry:
"Or, let them come over, after all, they are here for you."
"No, no, don't worry, with me here today, none of them will be able to get through!"
Lu Chengwen turned around and shouted to the bodyguards: "I will kill whoever touches me!"
Leng Qingqiu also knew that Lu Chengwen seemed to be able to predict some future events.
And now the flavor of the whole thing has changed.
Now it looks like: Lu Chengwen is focused on calming things down, while Long Aotian seems to think that the matter is not big enough, and insists on making some big noises.
Leng Qingqiu has seen through Long Aotian's false face, and said angrily: "Long Aotian, you are enough! Get out! Get out now! Otherwise, I will call the police!"
Long Aotian's face turned ashen.
No one in the entire Outer Border would dare to humiliate me like this, the god of war who has returned majestically.
I can't imagine being so humiliated today!
"Okay! I'll get out. But Qingqiu, please believe that no matter in the future, at any time, anywhere, no matter what danger you encounter, I will stand up, even if I am an enemy of the whole world!"
Leng Qingqiu held back his nausea and raised his finger: "Get lost."
Long Aotian has nothing to say anymore.
His face was almost black, he turned around and glared at Lu Chengwen fiercely.
Lu Chengwen wanted to cry but had no tears, so he said cautiously: "It's not my fault, I... didn't fully understand, are you... holding back enough?"
Long Aotian snorted and left with a sullen face.
Lu Chengwen almost threw up in the bathroom.
After the previous rounds of crossing, he summed up the three iron laws of the villain's survival.
First, don't play tricks with the protagonist, that's definitely the fastest way to die.
Who is the main character?Can tolerate you talking to him?He wants to fuck you if you don't talk about it, but if you talk about it...he wants to fuck you to death.
Second, the protagonist's woman cannot be touched, and as far away as possible.Those brain-damaged women are all poisonous. When the protagonist kills you, they will only slap the protagonist and praise the protagonist for being brave and invincible, throwing themselves into their arms.
Third, never do bad things.
If the protagonist sees you doing bad things, hehe, you won the lottery.You will become the protagonist's experience package, and contribute a little to the protagonist's grand cause.
Ding Dong!
system hint:
"Dear! Congratulations to the host for completing the preliminary live test stage, the difficulty factor is one star, and we have prepared a first-stage reward for the host here, dear!"
Lu Chengwen: "What's the reward?"
"Reward you with a sports car, dear!"
Lu Chengwen's eyes widened: "What are you playing? I am the eldest son of Lu, the head of the four major families in Syracuse, and the rich man in charge of the Lufeng Group! I saved my life from that beast Long Aotian, and you reward me for a lifetime!" A luxury car?"
"Host, don't get excited, this luxury car is not ordinary, dear!"
"What's so special!" Lu Chengwen shouted.
"This sports car has four full wheels, dear!"
"You are big..."
Lu Chengwen suppressed his anger: "What's the matter with that dead girl Leng Qingqiu? According to the plot, shouldn't she go with God of War? What is this now?"
"We don't know about Qingqiu's situation for the time being. If you want to know more about it, please ask the host to talk to her."
"I'll talk to her six times! Long Aotian's eyes just now are already trying to strangle me!" Lu Chengwen was about to go crazy.
After Lu Chengwen lost his temper, he faltered again: "Please find a way to let them reunite as soon as possible. If this continues, I will be played to death by you sooner or later!"
"Please host, don't worry, the feedback we have given here is that we want to play with you to death, dear!"
"Your uncle—!"
……
In Lu Guanghong's study.
Lu Guanghong said with a straight face: "Sit."
Lu Chengwen sat down cautiously.
"Tell me, what's going on, and what's wrong with holding back?"
"No." Lu Chengwen was at a loss.
"Hmph! You can fool me? I don't know who you are?" Lu Guanghong said solemnly: "Tell you! You'd better calm down and treat Qingqiu well, otherwise I won't spare you."
Lu Chengwen said: "She won't marry me, everyone in Syracuse knows how much she annoys me."
"Then why did she make a sudden 180-degree turn today and agree to get married?"
"I really don't know wow! I'm wondering too!"
"Then why did you suddenly put on airs again and don't want to get married?"
"I... have great love in my heart!"
Lu Guanghong narrowed his eyes: "You are really getting more and more shameless now."
Lu Chengwen was so depressed that he didn't even bother to speak.
"Bring a gift, and you will visit your god-grandpa in a while."
Lu Chengwen was taken aback for a moment: "I am a grandfather?"
Oh, right.
The basic structure of this book:
There are four major families in Syracuse, Lu, Chen, Xu, and Leng.
Among them, the Lu family is the most powerful, followed by the Chen and Xu families. The Leng family almost collapsed due to poor management in recent years.
Fortunately, Leng Qingqiu took over in adversity, worked hard for two years, and turned losses into profits, allowing the Leng family to stabilize the market and not go bankrupt completely.
Therefore, the Leng family is very positive about the marriage.
It's not that the Leng family doesn't know Lu Chengwen's character, but the only one in Syracuse who is capable and willing to save the Leng family is the Lu family.
Therefore, they can only marry for the benefit of the family.
In my heart, I actually look down on Lu Chengwen.
This is where this book sucks.
The villain of himself is almost perfect, tall and handsome, with a wealthy family, a successful young man, full of talent, and leading the Landwind Group to overcome obstacles and criss-cross the shopping malls.
But such a man who stands at the top of the human food chain in the real world is the licking dog of the heroine Leng Qingqiu.
Everything is to make the protagonist more happy when stepping on him.
The better the villain is, the better the protagonist will be!
For the sake of Leng Qingqiu, relying on his deep background and the protagonist's pretense, he was humiliated and punished by the protagonist's various ghosts, and finally shot to death...
This is the fate of himself, the perfect little villain.
If you want to survive, you have to avoid all conflicts with the protagonist.
The primary conflict is the relationship with Leng Qingqiu.
I must stay far away from Leng Qingqiu, as far away as I can.
As long as he survives the finale, he can return to reality with generous rewards, become rich and handsome, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!
It can also cure my mother's illness.
The Lu family has been operating in Syracuse for a long time, and has a good relationship with Chen, Xu, and Leng.
Especially with the old man of the Chen family, Lu Guanghong also worshiped his godfather, that is, his own godfather.
Recently, the god-father Chen Qiushou was sick in bed, and everyone in the Lu family went to see it, but he was just playing around and hadn't shown up yet.
Drop the gift, say hello, and run!
right!Ok, deal!
As soon as he went out, he saw the big man who was held down by him at the engagement banquet was counting the people.
The big guy Zhao Gang was full of anger: "Is everyone here?"
More than 30 bodyguards stood in several rows and shouted: "All together!"
"it is good!"
Zhao Gang was still angry, and his face was black: "Young Master Lu's engagement ceremony was disturbed by that guy named Long Aotian! Can we swallow this breath?"
Everyone shouted: "No!"
"That's right! Young Master Lu is our boss. In Syracuse, Young Master Lu has always been the only one who robs men and women and does all kinds of evil. No one can bully Young Master Lu!"
Everyone raised their fists and shouted: "Snatch men and women! Do all kinds of evil! Snatch men and women! Do all kinds of evil!"
Zhao Gang stretched out his hand chicly, and all the people were silent, completely uniform.
"So! We're going to find Long Aotian, beat Long Aotian fat, and get Lu Shao back!"
"Find Long Aotian! Beat up Long Aotian! Robbing men and women, doing all kinds of evil! Robbing men and women, doing all kinds of evil..."
Lu Chengwen hurried over and pulled Zhao Gang away: "What are you doing?"
"Oh! Young Master Lu, you are here!" Zhao Gang said excitedly: "Young Master Lu, I have nine ways to kill that Long Aotian, nine ways! Just look at me!"
Lu Chengwen kicked his ass: "Are you free?"
Lu Chengwen looked at these thirty or so fit young men: "In the future, don't say things like robbing men and women so loudly, I don't want to be a man?"
Zhao Gang was confused, scratched his head and said, "Young Master Lu, you used to be...not shameless!"
Lu Chengwen was so angry that he trembled: "Can I lose face now?"
"Oh!" Zhao Gang said loudly: "Do you understand? Now we, Young Master Lu, want to be a whore and set up a memorial archway! Understand the spirit!"
Everyone raised their fists and shouted: "Be a bitch! Set up a memorial arch! Be a bitch! Set up a memorial arch!"
Lu Chengwen roared: "Get out! Get out!"
A boy raised his fist and muttered in a low voice while walking: "Being a bitch... erecting the archway..."
Lu Chengwen was about to kick him when he went up: "You little brat, don't go, I'll fight you today!"
Zhao Gang stopped him: "Hey, hey, Young Master Lu, Young Master Lu, this is all trained according to your instructions! Everyone is used to it."
Lu Chengwen was out of breath: "Did you train?"
"Yes, don't worry, I understand what you mean, Long Aotian is a stinking beggar, I will insist on him..."
Lu Chengwen held him back: "Zhao Gang."
"Young Master Lu."
"we are brothers."
Lu Chengwen spoke very carefully.
It doesn't matter if you don't pay attention, he can see that this reckless man is too reckless.
And it's a stick, oil and salt don't get in, and he can't understand anything else you tell him.
The key is to let him go on like this, all the blame has to be settled on his own head, and Long Aotian will still have to shoot himself to death later.
Therefore, it can only be coaxed and deceived.
Zhao Gang was so moved: "Young Master Lu, I'm not worthy, I'm just..."
Lu Chengwen said: "Brother, don't come and kill me! Be obedient, don't provoke that Long Aotian in the future, tell everyone, and walk around when you see Long Aotian. Do you understand?"
"Why?"
Zhao Gang said: "I am not Sister Li."
This is an opportunity to show your strength!
But that damned Lu Chengwen, why...why didn't he pretend to be aggressive with himself?
He stopped a dozen or so subordinates by himself, and was sweating profusely from the busy work. As for it?
Let them come here, I beg you!
I am so eager for this wave of experience points!
If I don't brush it, I won't end today!
Lu Chengwen also made up his mind.
[Life and death can't let you earn experience points!No no no, not today! 】
[From now on, you will be the sky, you will be the god, what you say is what you say, I will not argue with you. 】
[Leng Qingqiu, if you can take it away, take it away, if you can't take it away, it's your fault, anyway, don't mess with me! 】
Long Aotian is going crazy.
"My...Young Master Lu, are you upset with me?"
Lu Chengwen finally calmed down the crowd, and opened his arms to block a group of bodyguards:
"No, no! I'm very happy, I'm so happy! I think you and Qingqiu are very suitable. If you get married, send me a wedding invitation, and I will follow suit!"
Long Aotian has no place to release all his strength, and he turns around in a hurry:
"Or, let them come over, after all, they are here for you."
"No, no, don't worry, with me here today, none of them will be able to get through!"
Lu Chengwen turned around and shouted to the bodyguards: "I will kill whoever touches me!"
Leng Qingqiu also knew that Lu Chengwen seemed to be able to predict some future events.
And now the flavor of the whole thing has changed.
Now it looks like: Lu Chengwen is focused on calming things down, while Long Aotian seems to think that the matter is not big enough, and insists on making some big noises.
Leng Qingqiu has seen through Long Aotian's false face, and said angrily: "Long Aotian, you are enough! Get out! Get out now! Otherwise, I will call the police!"
Long Aotian's face turned ashen.
No one in the entire Outer Border would dare to humiliate me like this, the god of war who has returned majestically.
I can't imagine being so humiliated today!
"Okay! I'll get out. But Qingqiu, please believe that no matter in the future, at any time, anywhere, no matter what danger you encounter, I will stand up, even if I am an enemy of the whole world!"
Leng Qingqiu held back his nausea and raised his finger: "Get lost."
Long Aotian has nothing to say anymore.
His face was almost black, he turned around and glared at Lu Chengwen fiercely.
Lu Chengwen wanted to cry but had no tears, so he said cautiously: "It's not my fault, I... didn't fully understand, are you... holding back enough?"
Long Aotian snorted and left with a sullen face.
Lu Chengwen almost threw up in the bathroom.
After the previous rounds of crossing, he summed up the three iron laws of the villain's survival.
First, don't play tricks with the protagonist, that's definitely the fastest way to die.
Who is the main character?Can tolerate you talking to him?He wants to fuck you if you don't talk about it, but if you talk about it...he wants to fuck you to death.
Second, the protagonist's woman cannot be touched, and as far away as possible.Those brain-damaged women are all poisonous. When the protagonist kills you, they will only slap the protagonist and praise the protagonist for being brave and invincible, throwing themselves into their arms.
Third, never do bad things.
If the protagonist sees you doing bad things, hehe, you won the lottery.You will become the protagonist's experience package, and contribute a little to the protagonist's grand cause.
Ding Dong!
system hint:
"Dear! Congratulations to the host for completing the preliminary live test stage, the difficulty factor is one star, and we have prepared a first-stage reward for the host here, dear!"
Lu Chengwen: "What's the reward?"
"Reward you with a sports car, dear!"
Lu Chengwen's eyes widened: "What are you playing? I am the eldest son of Lu, the head of the four major families in Syracuse, and the rich man in charge of the Lufeng Group! I saved my life from that beast Long Aotian, and you reward me for a lifetime!" A luxury car?"
"Host, don't get excited, this luxury car is not ordinary, dear!"
"What's so special!" Lu Chengwen shouted.
"This sports car has four full wheels, dear!"
"You are big..."
Lu Chengwen suppressed his anger: "What's the matter with that dead girl Leng Qingqiu? According to the plot, shouldn't she go with God of War? What is this now?"
"We don't know about Qingqiu's situation for the time being. If you want to know more about it, please ask the host to talk to her."
"I'll talk to her six times! Long Aotian's eyes just now are already trying to strangle me!" Lu Chengwen was about to go crazy.
After Lu Chengwen lost his temper, he faltered again: "Please find a way to let them reunite as soon as possible. If this continues, I will be played to death by you sooner or later!"
"Please host, don't worry, the feedback we have given here is that we want to play with you to death, dear!"
"Your uncle—!"
……
In Lu Guanghong's study.
Lu Guanghong said with a straight face: "Sit."
Lu Chengwen sat down cautiously.
"Tell me, what's going on, and what's wrong with holding back?"
"No." Lu Chengwen was at a loss.
"Hmph! You can fool me? I don't know who you are?" Lu Guanghong said solemnly: "Tell you! You'd better calm down and treat Qingqiu well, otherwise I won't spare you."
Lu Chengwen said: "She won't marry me, everyone in Syracuse knows how much she annoys me."
"Then why did she make a sudden 180-degree turn today and agree to get married?"
"I really don't know wow! I'm wondering too!"
"Then why did you suddenly put on airs again and don't want to get married?"
"I... have great love in my heart!"
Lu Guanghong narrowed his eyes: "You are really getting more and more shameless now."
Lu Chengwen was so depressed that he didn't even bother to speak.
"Bring a gift, and you will visit your god-grandpa in a while."
Lu Chengwen was taken aback for a moment: "I am a grandfather?"
Oh, right.
The basic structure of this book:
There are four major families in Syracuse, Lu, Chen, Xu, and Leng.
Among them, the Lu family is the most powerful, followed by the Chen and Xu families. The Leng family almost collapsed due to poor management in recent years.
Fortunately, Leng Qingqiu took over in adversity, worked hard for two years, and turned losses into profits, allowing the Leng family to stabilize the market and not go bankrupt completely.
Therefore, the Leng family is very positive about the marriage.
It's not that the Leng family doesn't know Lu Chengwen's character, but the only one in Syracuse who is capable and willing to save the Leng family is the Lu family.
Therefore, they can only marry for the benefit of the family.
In my heart, I actually look down on Lu Chengwen.
This is where this book sucks.
The villain of himself is almost perfect, tall and handsome, with a wealthy family, a successful young man, full of talent, and leading the Landwind Group to overcome obstacles and criss-cross the shopping malls.
But such a man who stands at the top of the human food chain in the real world is the licking dog of the heroine Leng Qingqiu.
Everything is to make the protagonist more happy when stepping on him.
The better the villain is, the better the protagonist will be!
For the sake of Leng Qingqiu, relying on his deep background and the protagonist's pretense, he was humiliated and punished by the protagonist's various ghosts, and finally shot to death...
This is the fate of himself, the perfect little villain.
If you want to survive, you have to avoid all conflicts with the protagonist.
The primary conflict is the relationship with Leng Qingqiu.
I must stay far away from Leng Qingqiu, as far away as I can.
As long as he survives the finale, he can return to reality with generous rewards, become rich and handsome, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!
It can also cure my mother's illness.
The Lu family has been operating in Syracuse for a long time, and has a good relationship with Chen, Xu, and Leng.
Especially with the old man of the Chen family, Lu Guanghong also worshiped his godfather, that is, his own godfather.
Recently, the god-father Chen Qiushou was sick in bed, and everyone in the Lu family went to see it, but he was just playing around and hadn't shown up yet.
Drop the gift, say hello, and run!
right!Ok, deal!
As soon as he went out, he saw the big man who was held down by him at the engagement banquet was counting the people.
The big guy Zhao Gang was full of anger: "Is everyone here?"
More than 30 bodyguards stood in several rows and shouted: "All together!"
"it is good!"
Zhao Gang was still angry, and his face was black: "Young Master Lu's engagement ceremony was disturbed by that guy named Long Aotian! Can we swallow this breath?"
Everyone shouted: "No!"
"That's right! Young Master Lu is our boss. In Syracuse, Young Master Lu has always been the only one who robs men and women and does all kinds of evil. No one can bully Young Master Lu!"
Everyone raised their fists and shouted: "Snatch men and women! Do all kinds of evil! Snatch men and women! Do all kinds of evil!"
Zhao Gang stretched out his hand chicly, and all the people were silent, completely uniform.
"So! We're going to find Long Aotian, beat Long Aotian fat, and get Lu Shao back!"
"Find Long Aotian! Beat up Long Aotian! Robbing men and women, doing all kinds of evil! Robbing men and women, doing all kinds of evil..."
Lu Chengwen hurried over and pulled Zhao Gang away: "What are you doing?"
"Oh! Young Master Lu, you are here!" Zhao Gang said excitedly: "Young Master Lu, I have nine ways to kill that Long Aotian, nine ways! Just look at me!"
Lu Chengwen kicked his ass: "Are you free?"
Lu Chengwen looked at these thirty or so fit young men: "In the future, don't say things like robbing men and women so loudly, I don't want to be a man?"
Zhao Gang was confused, scratched his head and said, "Young Master Lu, you used to be...not shameless!"
Lu Chengwen was so angry that he trembled: "Can I lose face now?"
"Oh!" Zhao Gang said loudly: "Do you understand? Now we, Young Master Lu, want to be a whore and set up a memorial archway! Understand the spirit!"
Everyone raised their fists and shouted: "Be a bitch! Set up a memorial arch! Be a bitch! Set up a memorial arch!"
Lu Chengwen roared: "Get out! Get out!"
A boy raised his fist and muttered in a low voice while walking: "Being a bitch... erecting the archway..."
Lu Chengwen was about to kick him when he went up: "You little brat, don't go, I'll fight you today!"
Zhao Gang stopped him: "Hey, hey, Young Master Lu, Young Master Lu, this is all trained according to your instructions! Everyone is used to it."
Lu Chengwen was out of breath: "Did you train?"
"Yes, don't worry, I understand what you mean, Long Aotian is a stinking beggar, I will insist on him..."
Lu Chengwen held him back: "Zhao Gang."
"Young Master Lu."
"we are brothers."
Lu Chengwen spoke very carefully.
It doesn't matter if you don't pay attention, he can see that this reckless man is too reckless.
And it's a stick, oil and salt don't get in, and he can't understand anything else you tell him.
The key is to let him go on like this, all the blame has to be settled on his own head, and Long Aotian will still have to shoot himself to death later.
Therefore, it can only be coaxed and deceived.
Zhao Gang was so moved: "Young Master Lu, I'm not worthy, I'm just..."
Lu Chengwen said: "Brother, don't come and kill me! Be obedient, don't provoke that Long Aotian in the future, tell everyone, and walk around when you see Long Aotian. Do you understand?"
"Why?"
Zhao Gang said: "I am not Sister Li."
