Chapter 446 Tricking Mr. Lu? You are really tired of living

Jiang Xiaohou stood in the distance, and his subordinates stood behind her respectfully.

Jiang Xiaohou was eating snacks: "What's the point of this kind of plot? Will anyone like to watch it?"

The subordinate scratched his head: "All stories are not necessarily climax from beginning to end. There must be ups and downs."

Jiang Xiaohou turned back and looked at him: "Then what is the meaning of my existence? I am just here for fun. Think of ways to make things happen."

"Well... why don't I just castrate Long Aotian?"

Jiang Xiaohou looked at him: "Can you use your brain? Long Aotian is also a waste!"

"Then I will castrate Zhao Ritian?"

Jiang Xiaohou was extremely depressed: "That's just one more eunuch, what's the fun?"

"No, after we castrate him, we can find some big beauties to dance for him and seduce him. Wouldn't it be very happy?"

Jiang Xiaohou was extremely depressed: "Inform the two of them to clean up their tails. It seems that this time I will take action myself."

"Yes."

The eldest brother and the second brother are very busy.

This suburb is full of four-door masters, and there are about a dozen people surrounding them outside.

Dingdong was beaten and scratched for five or four times, until both of them were tired and out of breath.

More than a dozen of them went to four doors, their acupuncture points were sealed, and they were tied tightly, and they were still in the abandoned factory.

The eldest brother and the second brother just took a rest and sat aside, taking out the thermos cups they brought with them to drink tea and chat.

Ahu was tied up very tightly: "Brothers, who are you? Why are you arresting us? Let's talk about it slowly. Our boss is Lu..."

The eldest brother said: "Shut up! I didn't ask, you are not allowed to say anything."

The military advisor said, "Can I ask a question?"

"No." The elder brother said, "Whoever asks about this will die."

The military advisor was puzzled: "Just... there must be a reason to arrest us, right?"

The second brother stood up and gave the King of Chariots a big mouth: "This! That's the reason! If you don't want me to block your mouths, just say one more thing and try!"

The rider wanted to ask why he was the one asking the questions and I was the one getting beaten.

But when he thought about what he had experienced in the past few days, he couldn't bear it.

Long Aotian led Zhuge Xiaohua and Luo Shiyin to chase Zhao Ritian and beat him up.

Zhao Ritian fell down the slope and lay on the ground for a long time, unable to get up.

Lu Chengwen was halfway through pursuit when he suddenly felt someone behind him. Before he could react, he was knocked unconscious with a palm.

Long Aotian was very happy, but suddenly he felt someone behind him. Just as he was about to react, he was knocked unconscious.

As soon as Zhao Ritian opened his eyes in a daze, he was kicked unconscious.

The three people were tied up like rice dumplings and fell into the air.

Lu Chengwen woke up and struggled twice. When he looked, he saw Long Aotian on the left and Zhao Ritian on the right.

Looking forward, I saw a sexy beauty, wearing a white fox mask and a pink robe, revealing two slender and round thighs, with her legs crossed.

Holding a Chinese folding fan, I played with it slowly.

Behind him, stood a middle-aged uncle.

The uncle had an expressionless face and stood with his hands folded, showing no anger or authority.

Lu Chengwen suddenly remembered it.

She should be the master Hua Xuening mentioned, the erratic and very powerful master.

Lu Chengwen became alert.

Long Aotian is the four gates of heaven!

She can tie up such a master and hang him here. How powerful this person is! ?

Hua Xuening didn't exaggerate, and that girl didn't exaggerate either.

She was right, this person was too strong.

"Eldest brother! Eldest brother! Don't sleep, master let the monster take you away!"

Long Aotian slowly opened his eyes, looked left and right, struggled for a few times, then looked at Lu Chengwen and Zhao Ritian over there, gritting his teeth angrily.

After struggling hard for a few times, he glared at Jiang Xiaohou: "Who are you!? Let me go!"

The man behind said: "Be mature. If you let me go as you say, then what are we arresting you for?"

Lu Chengwen tilted his head: "Zhao Ritian! Zhao Ritian!"

Lu Chengwen was anxious: "Idiot!"

Zhao Ritian trembled suddenly, woke up, and looked around: "What the hell is going on!? What's going on!?"

Looking forward, he didn't recognize the two people in front of him, but he knew the two people hanging next to him.

"what's the situation!?"

Lu Chengwen said: "It's what you see with your naked eyes."

Zhao Ritian gritted his teeth: "Who are you? I'm warning you, you'd better let me go as soon as possible, otherwise I want you to look good!"

Snapped--!

The third brother who was standing behind Jiang Xiaohou suddenly had a soft whip in his hand. He swung it over at once, swung the tip of the whip accurately, and hit Zhao Ritian on the mouth.

In an instant, Zhao Ritian's mouth swelled up and his gums bled.

Zhao Ritian felt that his mouth was numb and he looked extremely miserable.

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian looked at each other, feeling very nervous.

Don't talk nonsense, the other person's background seems to be quite high.

"When I was young..." Jiang Xiaohou finally said, "I once met a person."

"He is unhappy every day. He often looks at the lake in a daze with melancholy. He stays in a daze all day long."

"I'm very sad. I think people shouldn't be like this."

"It makes me sad to see him sad."

"So, I pushed his head into the lake until he drowned."

The three people were stunned.

You look at me, I look at you.

Lu Chengwenxin said, what kind of story is this? If you think they are pitiful, just press them to death in the lake! ?

Long Aotianxin said this brain circuit... I didn't expect it!

Zhao Ritian was puzzled: "Why? Shouldn't you be helping him?"

Jiang Xiaohou looked at Zhao Ritian: "I have helped him, and from then on, he will never be unhappy again. I will not be unhappy due to his influence."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "Beauty, now you..."

"unhappy."

The three people were stunned.

This guy is crazy!

If you are unhappy, you will kill someone!

Jiang Xiaohou said: "Let's play a game. Each of you tells a story. But I have three requirements. First, the story cannot be something I have heard. If I have heard it, I will let San'er give you a whip; "

"Second, the story must be novel and interesting. If it's not interesting, I'll ask San'er to give you a whip."

"Third... the story must be reasonable. If it is not reasonable, I will ask San'er to give you ten lashes. Do you understand?"

"Who starts first?"

Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen together: "Let's start with him."

Lu Chengwen opened his eyes wide: "No?"

Zhao Ritian smiled and said, "Aren't you very eloquent? My eldest sister needs to be happy. Go tease her and make her happy!"

Long Aotian also said: "That's right, Cheng Wen, we all know that you are usually funny and humorous. You are much better than us. If you tell jokes, eldest sister will definitely be happy!"

Lu Chengwen said in his heart that you two turtle bastards are trying to kill me!

"You two, we are all brothers and have known each other for a long time. We don't need to cheat each other like this, right?"

Zhao Ritian smiled: "Brother Cheng Wen, how can we deceive each other? You are really better than us in this aspect, right, Brother Aotian?"

"Yes, yes!" Long Aotian also said: "I watched my junior brother grow up. He was very humorous when he was a child, and now he becomes more and more humorous as he grows up. Cheng Wen, please stop being modest! We are not cheating you, we are I lift you up!"

Lu Chengwen was so angry that he was half dead.

One look at the state of this woman and one could tell she was a lunatic as soon as she heard what she said.

You two can't do it, you two let me speak first! ?

Those two people were willing to take risks, and their guns were pointed at Lu Chengwen.

Lu Chengwen hesitated and said yes!

If you dare to be in the first grade of junior high school, I will dare to be in the fifteenth grade!

Lu Chengwen laughed loudly: "Sister, it's too easy to tell jokes. How about you put me down first and I'll tell you an interesting way to play?"

Jiang Xiaohou snorted: "Let you go if you say you will let me go?"

Long Aotian also said: "That's right, Cheng Wen, don't talk nonsense and talk quickly."

Zhao Ritian also said: "Yes, yes, I let you go without saying anything. How is that possible? You are so easy to deceive as the eldest sister?"

Lu Chengwen said: "If you let him go, I will definitely be able to negotiate a good deal."

Jiang Xiaohou said: "Then let him go."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian opened their eyes and mouths together.

Lu Chengwen loosened his bonds, moved his wrists, narrowed his eyes, and stared at the two young men with hatred.

"Sister, let's do this. I'll tell you a joke, and then you let them guess. If they guess right, put it down. If they guess wrong, hey, you can just smoke it! How about it?"

Jiang Xiaohou suddenly became excited: "Okay! That's great! It's settled!"

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian instinctively sensed that something might be going wrong!

This kid Lu Chengwen may be up to mischief.

Lu Chengwen laughed: "My joke is funny. Tell me! I spent 20 million to buy a big white horse a while ago, and it fell into a tea bowl and drowned!"

In one sentence, everyone was confused.

Even Jiang Xiaohou was confused.

San'er looked at Lu Chengwen and said in his heart, I should whip you to death!

Is this human language? Is it human language?

It’s okay for you to spend 20 million to buy a big white horse. If you have money, you’ll fall into a tea bowl and drown! ?

Big white horse! ?

Jiang Xiaohou instinctively felt that this matter should be fun and fun.

She bit her lip, extremely excited, and crossed her long legs: "You mean, you spent 20 million to buy a big white horse!"

"Correct!"

"Drown after falling into a tea bowl?"

"That's right!"

"This is real?"

"Absolutely true!"

"But how could the big white horse fall into the tea bowl and drown?"

"You don't believe this?"

"Do not believe!"

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and pointed at the two confused people: "Ask them! They must know!"

Long Aotian was stunned.

Zhao Ritian was dumbfounded.

Lu Chengwen looked at them happily.

Jiang Xiaohou looked at them and smiled: "Tell me, you two, how did a big white horse that I bought for 20 million fall into a tea bowl and drown?"

Long Aotian almost cried: "This is impossible! Big white horse!? Tea bowl!? This...impossible!"

Jiang Xiaohou said: "San'er, whip him."

Clap clap clap!

Long Aotian was in agony.

Jiang Xiaohou asked Zhao Ritian again: "Tell me how the 20 million big white horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned."

Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian gritting his teeth, still feeling the pain.

Stuttering nervously.

But he really couldn’t tell!

"It's just...because...this...that horse...it's small, and the tea bowl is big..."

Jiang Xiaohou said with a straight face: "Lied to me? San'er! Beat him!"