Chapter 509 Uncle Master, I beg you to be a human being

Lu Chengwen is discussing life with Xu Xuejiao.

Xu Xuejiao was sitting on Lu Chengwen's body, heaving violently, when suddenly Hua Xuening came in: "Master, stop for a moment!"

Xu Xuejiao hugged Lu Chengwen, turned around and said, "What are you doing?"

Xu Xuejiao said: "Your uncle is here!"

Xu Xuejiao looked at Lu Chengwen: "Why is he here?"

"I don't know, let him wait."

Hua Xuening said: "He said he stole the Tianmen Pill for you!"

Lu Chengwen put Xu Xuejiao down, and Xu Xuejiao pulled the blanket over her, lying on the bed, and said delicately: "Your Majesty, come back early, I am waiting for you here."

Lu Chengwen looked at her: "It's time to take a picture of you like this and let your father see it."

"Hehe, you are my majestic father, Mwa!"

Lu Chengwen trembled, put on his clothes and looked at Hua Xuening.

Hua Xuening blushed and was fascinated by it.

"Still watching?"

Hua Xuening came back to her senses and blushed even more: "Who is watching!? I am... studying."

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Coming to the living room, Lu Chengwen laughed loudly: "Uncle, oh, why are you so free?"

Ming Disha threw a bottle over: "Go on."

Lu Chengwen caught it: "That's it...if you had to do it earlier, wouldn't it save me the hassle of doing it myself?"

"You have to practice and fight with many people. The guy named Long and the guy named Zhao are both very powerful. If you don't make progress, they will catch up to you sooner or later."

"They were already far ahead of me."

"So! You need to hurry up! You have to have a sense of crisis and a sense of urgency."

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "What did you do again?"

"Haha! Wait until you reach the peak of the upper four gates before taking the Tianmen Pill. Now, you need a new cauldron!"

"No way? Are you coming again?"

Ming Disha took out a bag from behind the sofa, opened the opening, and revealed a girl's little head.

He has blond hair and a delicate appearance. He has his eyes closed and seems to be asleep.

"Tang Yiyi!?"

Lu Chengwen covered his face: "Can you stop being like this in the future? What does it mean to arrest someone quietly?"

"I'm helping you!"

"Thank you!"

Ming Disha explained: "This is the best! Use it in conjunction with the little girl from the Zhang family last time, and the effect will be better. It can refresh the mind, strengthen the muscles and bones, relax the muscles and activate blood circulation, and it can also resist aging and enhance resistance!"

Lu Chengwen was extremely depressed: "Aren't you afraid of thunder and lightning when you do this?"

"Not afraid." Ming Disha said: "The probability of a normal person being struck by lightning is one in a million. I think I can take this risk."

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Are you a normal person? The probability of you being like this should be 100%!"

"Why are you talking to your uncle? What did you do in there just now? Are you focusing on useless people? Cheng Wen! You have to recognize your own identity!"

"Is your energy your own? It belongs to everyone in the world! It belongs to the whole world! Don't waste it on irrelevant girls!"

"You have to put your precious abilities on the right people. For example, this..."

Mingdisha began to introduce his new "product":

"From her appearance, to her body, and her special physique, they are all very suitable for you! Make her docile and take them alternately with that girl from the Zhang family. I guarantee that you will be fine in less than three months. Can reach the top of the four gates!"

"Uncle, my master taught me to follow the high road and practice benevolence and righteousness. What you taught me was all about sneaking around, picking flowers and stealing grass. Do you think it's appropriate for you at such an old age?"

Ming Disha stood up suddenly, very excited:

"You are the bloodline of the ancient ape god! There won't be one for hundreds of years! If you master it, you have a chance to be on par with the twelve main gods of ancient times!"

"Neither your master nor I have such conditions! If we did, we wouldn't be hesitant and procrastinating like you!"

"Once the ancient ape god develops his divine power, he will be different from ordinary people. He can destroy the world and turn things around! Once the disaster comes, the world will not be saved. Who will carry it? Me? Or your master?"

"We are so old, and our cultivation has reached its limit. Can we handle it? Don't we have to rely on you young people?"

"Don't you have to go and die!?"

Lu Chengwen's eyes widened: "Is it going to kill people to carry the calamity?"

Ming Disha waved his hand: "That's not important!"

Lu Chengwen: "Not important?"

Ming Disha: "I worked so hard to help you find a girl, do you think I have low morals and no humanity?"

"Yes! I am a person with a low moral standard. But do you really think that I don't have the slightest sense of guilt or guilt for arresting these girls?"

"Yes! I didn't! But you also have to think clearly. Your uncle, I have done so much for you because I want to prove that my method is right and that I am right?"

"Yes! I have this idea! But you..."

"Okay, okay!" Lu Chengwen interrupted: "Uncle Master, I'll take care of my own affairs, so you don't have to worry about it. Okay? With you like this, I feel like I'm not even a human being. The Qi Meishao incident left a lasting impression on me. I haven’t dealt with the shadow it cast on me yet, and now I feel like…”

"How happy is she?!" Ming Di said fiercely: "You have several good seedlings around you, but you don't move on any of them!"

Ming Di pointed his finger at Qi Meishao: "Take her as an example. I can tell at a glance that you are reluctant to squeeze too hard to protect her. Why do I say you are soft-hearted? She is a descendant of Nuwa and is very capable. You always How can you move forward if you are reluctant to absorb her inner strength?"

Qi Meishao blushed and did not dare to say anything.

Lu Chengwen felt ashamed: "Don't... don't say this in front of so many people."

"And she!" Mingdi pointed at Hua Xuening: "What a good girl, she is also the best! If you take her, I can guarantee that you will definitely improve by leaps and bounds! And people have liked you for so long, and you just let people Look, are you human?"

Hua Xuening nodded vigorously: "It makes sense."

Lu Chengwen was going crazy: "Uncle, please keep your voice down and don't get too excited..."

"How can I not be excited!" Ming Disha said: "Huh? Where is your little monkey?"

"She's upstairs. She recently found someone to teach her how to play the piano, saying it can train her brain."

"Oh, you have to be careful with that one. She is your nemesis and your lucky star."

Lu Chengwen looked back at the stairs and asked Ming Disha: "Uncle Master, do you know about her situation? Can you tell me about it?"

"Hahaha! You're interested in her, aren't you?"

"No, I just think of her as my sister."

"Pull him down! You are the kind of person who wants to be a special professional service worker for women and build a landmark moral building in the city! You keep arguing that you won't eat, and you insist on being fed to your mouth. Here. I'm feeding it into your mouth now, why are you pretending?"

Lu Chengwen pulled Ming Disha: "Uncle, come here, sit here, sit down, sit down, and speak slowly."

Qi Meishao came over and said, "Uncle Master, the tea has become cold. Meishao will change it for you."

"Hmm, this girl is so sensible!" Ming Disha said: "Next time, please persuade him to work harder. You can handle it."

"Yes." Qi Meishao blushed: "I...persuaded me every time..."

"That's good."

Lu Chengwen felt that he was simply dead in the world.

"You all go back to the house, go, let's go, I will chat with my uncle for a while."

Lu Chengwen thought for a while and said with a smile: "Uncle, you and the master... seem to be able to figure it out?"

"If you can pinch and calculate, you are a charlatan. We can't. We can only touch a little bit of the way of heaven and calculate the luck of heaven, earth and people."

"Oh! Do you know the little monkey's life experience?"

"know."

"Tell me! After I find out, maybe I can help her. If she has a family, I will send her back. If not, at least I will know her origins."

"Oh, I don't know either. Anyway...you have to be careful when sleeping with her..."

"Why should I sleep with her? I...Uncle Master, I'm not the kind of person you think!"

"I calculated your luck."

"Oh? How about it?"

"Love each other and kill each other." Ming Disha said: "You will most likely die in her hands, or die because of her."

Lu Chengwen was stunned.

"But! If you don't die, hahaha, you'll be happy!"

"What's the cool way?"

"There's an extra cauldron!"

Lu Chengwen said in his heart that I just can't beat you, or else I'll beat you to death in minutes!

"Is it possible that... I don't have to die, and I don't have to feel happy? I just need to... put her in a good place."

"Hahaha! No!" Ming Disha said: "Your luck will be entangled in the later stages. For example, you are a big tree, and now the vines are entangled with you. The little monkey is Roots are very important.”

Lu Chengwen felt that asking him would be in vain.

"Uncle Master, what exactly is that calamity?"

Mingdi laughed heartily: "How did I know? I have never seen a natural disaster in my life."

"Have there been any catastrophes before?"

"It happened once in the legend, and it was terrible."

"Oh? What's it like?"

"The record is unknown." Ming Disha said: "It means that the natural disaster came to the world and the world collapsed. The twelve main gods sacrificed themselves to withstand the natural disaster and save the world. That's pretty much it."

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "It used to be... twelve gods to fight against the catastrophe?"

"Yes! Oh, they are said to be gods, but in fact they are all humans, just relatively powerful ancient warriors."

Lu Chengwen continued: "Now that the natural disaster is coming again, do you and Master think I can resist it alone?"

"Of course." Ming Disha said: "The main reason is that there is no one else but you. If there are twelve people like you, then what's the point?"

"Just...can you find twelve more to replace me?"

"No, no!" Ming Disha shook his head like a rattle: "You are necessary, important, and indispensable."

"You mean, I'm doomed?"

"Oh, why are you afraid of death at such a young age? It's normal for me to be afraid of death at such an old age. This young man."

Lu Chengwen sighed: "Uncle Master, I can actually do math."

"Oh? What can you count?"

At this time, Lu Chengwen felt something was wrong. When he looked back, Tang Yiyi had woken up, opened his eyes, and was looking at him in horror.