Chapter 63 The Protagonist Going Crazy
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
Long Aotian panted and looked at Hun Tiangang.
"Senior, this junior has no other intentions. The junior is just afraid that the senior will be deceived by traitors."
Lu Chengwen said: "Pull it down, our IQs are tied together, and we can't compare to a hair of senior."
Hun Tiangang: "Yeah, that makes sense."
Long Aotian was about to cry: "Senior, I..."
"Oh, it's all right."
Hun Tiangang said: "You both fell so badly, but there is only one pill of Fugu Jianyuan, how about this, I will ask you a question, whoever answers correctly will eat it."
"Junior, please speak."
Hun Tiangang looked at Lu Chengwen: "Let me ask you, how much is one plus one?"
Lu Chengwen frowned, thinking, "It's equal to...two?"
Hun Tiangang: "Oh! Talent!"
Long Aotian became anxious: "Senior, he is..."
Hun Tiangang: "Don't worry, I'll ask you again, how much is one plus one?"
Long Aotian was shocked.
I rely on, intact!
"Equal to two."
"Fart!" Hun Tiangang said: "This answer is said by others, you are so embarrassed!"
Long Aotian said in his heart that I was injured, otherwise I would have to jump up and kick you, old man, why don't you just give it to him, isn't this just a joker?
"Senior, you can't get another number by adding one! This junior refuses to accept it!"
Hun Tiangang sneered: "I'll let you die to understand."
He turned his head and asked Lu Chengwen, "How much is one plus one?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Fourteen!"
Hun Tiangang was excited: "Oh, what a genius!"
Long Aotian went crazy.
This also works! ?fourteen! ?The two of you...are you still a little bit accurate! ?
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian: "Let me ask you again, how much is one plus one?"
Long Aotian said how should I answer?
You answer indiscriminately, and I answer indiscriminately.
"Nineteen."
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian, and shook his head regretfully: "Are you stupid? One plus one equals nineteen? How dare you say it!"
Long Aotian opened his eyes wide and pointed at Lu Chengwen: "He answered Fourteen, why didn't you say it?"
"I am willing!"
Hun Tiangang asked Lu Chengwen: "It's your turn, how much do you get by adding one?"
Lu Chengwen closed his eyes: "Nine thousand 120 four, to nine thousand 120 five."
Hun Tiangang slapped his thigh excitedly: "I rely on you!"
Long Aotian immediately overturned the small stone table in front of him: "Give it to him directly! I don't want it! What are you playing with!?"
Hun Tiangang said: "Don't lose your temper in front of the old man, let me ask you, how much is one plus one!"
Long Aotian cried: "I...I..."
Hun Tiangang shook his head: "It's wrong again!"
Long Aotian cried and said: "I haven't said it yet!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Senior is wisdom. Before you say it, he already knows that you are wrong."
Hun Tiangang nodded, deeply convinced: "You tell him the answer."
Lu Chengwen was full of confidence: "It is equal to the result of x plus y minus z times the cube of beta and divided by pi."
Hun Tiangang gave Lu Chengwen a thumbs up: "A cow!"
Long Aotian was stunned: "Divided by pi? Are you serious?"
Hun Tiangang said: "Although I don't know what pi means, it sounds very mysterious."
Long Aotian was about to die of anger.
Want to go, but too many broken bones.
This is a desperate situation!
Long Aotian, you have to calm down!You are the proud son of heaven, it is impossible to be trapped here without a way out.
The old man felt comfortable being flattered by Lu Chengwen, and now everything Lu Chengwen said was pleasant to his ears.
I have to turn this around!
Thinking of this, Long Aotian suddenly laughed.
"I lost." Long Aotian clasped his fists and cupped his hands: "I can't keep up with the wisdom and thinking of seniors in this life. The juniors only admire the seniors. The admiration for you is like a surging river, endless."
Hun Tiangang said with a straight face: "Sycophant!"
Long Aotian nodded: "Yes, yes, this junior is a sycophant, but senior, your wisdom really impresses this junior, and I really can't find a better word to describe the depth, breadth, distance, and depth of your wisdom. ..."
"Shut up!" Hun Tiangang said with a straight face, "Are you making fun of me for a three-year-old?"
"Huh? I... haven't."
Hun Tiangang snorted: "What pi is equal to one plus one, how is it possible?"
"Then you still..."
"You, tell him how much one plus one equals!"
Lu Chengwen's expression remained unchanged: "It's equal to a triangle."
Hun Tiangang said: "See if you want to flatter me, that's the right way!"
Long Aotian cried.
Aggrieved!
Nima, what are these two thinking! ?What the fuck!
Don't say I can't compete with you, I don't even know what you are talking about!
How come these two idiots have such a weird chemical reaction when they meet together! ?
Hun Tiangang looked at Lu Chengwen and said, "Boy, for your temper towards the old man, I will give you this Bone Rejuvenation Pill!"
"Thank you senior!"
Lu Chengwen took the pill with a smile on his face, but when he saw the back of Hua Xuening who was unconscious over there, his heart moved.
[Hua Xuening is actually a good girl, because her spiritual consciousness has been sealed, so her brain is not very bright. 】
【She is willing to work with the devil because she bears blood and deep hatred, and she doesn't deserve to die here. 】
Lu Chengwen sighed: "Senior, why don't you give this elixir to Miss Hua over there."
"Huh?" Hun Tiangang was taken aback: "Why?"
"We're both men. When this happens, life or death is a matter of fate. She's a girl. A man takes pills to survive and let a girl die. I can't do this kind of thing."
Hun Tiangang gave a thumbs up: "Justice!"
Lu Chengwen crawled over with difficulty, and gently pulled Hua Xuening's body, feeling that her body was so soft.
Just as he was about to stuff the pill in, Hun Tiangang said, "Hey, you want to kill her?"
"what?"
Hun Tiangang said: "She is unconscious now, if you put the elixir in her mouth, will she chew it? Just swallow it, the muscles in the throat will not work, and she will choke to death."
"what is it now?"
"Chew and feed her."
"Oh."
"Hey! You..."
Just as Long Aotian was about to stop him, Hun Tiangang stretched out his palm and sucked him in: "He is saving people, what are you doing?"
"She is my maidservant, so I should be the one to save her!"
"Don't talk about it, do you have Fu Gu Jian Yuan Pill? The state you showed just now clearly wants to eat it by yourself, and you have never thought about that girl doll at all. Do you think I don't know you?"
In fact, Hua Xuening had already woken up.
She just couldn't move or speak.
The fierce quarrel between Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian, as well as Lu Chengwen's inner thoughts, including that Lu Chengwen is going to chew up and feed himself medicine...
She heard everything clearly.
Has the spiritual consciousness been sealed?
I already knew about this kind of thing.
At the beginning, the person who was one of the twelve main gods of the big organization sealed it himself, and told himself that the person who opened the seal was his lifelong master.
I always hope that the young master can help me open the seal, but the way to open the seal is too embarrassing.
And the young master's own child skills can't be broken yet...
Each of the four major shadow killers has their most important things sealed, waiting for the young master to unseal them.
But the young master can't break his body if he doesn't reach the realm of the upper four gates.
Therefore, the four beautiful shadow girls must keep their virgin bodies for the young master.
When the seal is broken, we will collectively transform.
The young master will also take advantage of the weather to transform the dragon.
This is our destiny, and it is also our own choice—the Tao.
How could Lu Chengwen know these things?
This bastard is really annoying with his glib tongue.
But why did he want to save me at this time?
Lu Chengwen was chewing Fu Gu Jian Yuan Pill, and when he saw Hua Xuening looking straight at him with unkind eyes, he got nervous and swallowed some.
Quickly and nervously put the remaining medicine dregs in his mouth, and said vaguely: "It's not intentional, just bear with it, I'll feed you the medicine, and you'll be fine."
As she said, she hugged Hua Xuening, and kissed her without hesitation, no, she fed her.
The old man over there is still teaching: "Use your tongue, use your tongue! Many of her oral functions are almost abolished, and it is difficult to swallow by herself! Oh, stupid, why are you shy? Give her more saliva, it can help She mobilized her muscles to swallow instinctively. Hey, you feed the medicine as soon as you feed it, why are you rubbing his chest? If you can’t do it, just run away, I’ll do it!”
Hua Xuening was given a meal by Lu Chengwen...and given medicine.
Tears of humiliation fell.
After parting, Lu Chengwen wiped the corner of his mouth, a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I'm used to it, no... I don't know where to put my hands if I don't rub something."
Long Aotian's half-dead: "Lu Chengwen! If you dare to touch my woman, I swear, I will tear you to pieces!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian, and he was completely unafraid at this moment.
"Really? Do you think I'm afraid of you? Anyway, I've broken face with you, and you'd better not mess with me in the future, otherwise, even if I go all out and get shot to death by you, I will definitely kill half of your life!"
"You ant! Talking to this young master like that! I'm so mad! Hmph, when Hua Xuening wakes up, the first thing I will do is let her kill you!"
Hun Tiangang laughed: "He saved that girl's life, how could she kill him?"
Lu Chengwen scratched his head: "It really will."
Sighing: "This girl's spiritual sense has been sealed, she can only serve this kid, and she hates me very much, probably the first thing she does when she wakes up is to kill me."
Hun Tiangang said: "Don't be afraid, kid, take a look at what this is?"
As Hun Tiangang said, he took out another pill from his belt.
Lu Chengwen was shocked immediately: "Senior, could it be that this one is..."
Long Aotian and Hun Tiangang said loudly together: "That's right!"
Hun Tiangang: "Huh!?"
Long Aotian's nose is almost crooked.
You, Lu Chengwen, know how to do this, right?You can eat it all over the world with one trick!
Long Aotian said: "Senior, since he knows, don't say it, let him say it, let me see if he knows what it is!"
Lu Chengwen snorted coldly: "Is there even a need to ask? If I'm not mistaken, this is a elixir! Senior, is that what this junior said?"
Hun Tiangang slapped his thigh: "That's right! You can do it, kid!"
Long Aotian shouted: "What kind of medicine is it, tell me the name!"
Lu Chengwen said lightly: "What is the elixir we just took?"
Long Aotian: "Don't talk so much, just now, now is now, you say this, you tell me the name of this elixir, I will kowtow to you!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Hun Tiangang: "Senior, the pill just now was called Fugu Jianyuan Pill, so do you need to say the name of this pill?"
Hun Tiangang nodded: "Indeed, everything is unspoken."
Long Aotian covered his heart: "Don't talk about it, can you tell it? You can't tell it at all!"
Lu Chengwen yelled: "If I'm not mistaken, the name of this elixir is!"
Long Aotian roared: "What?"
Lu Chengwen quickly climbed up to Hua Xuening: "Xue Ning, are you scared? Oh, don't be afraid, oh, don't be afraid, darling, brother Cheng Wen is here, brother Cheng Wen is here..."
Long Aotian forgot about the pain, jumped up and slashed at Lu Chengwen with his palm:
"I let you put on airs!"
"Senior, this junior has no other intentions. The junior is just afraid that the senior will be deceived by traitors."
Lu Chengwen said: "Pull it down, our IQs are tied together, and we can't compare to a hair of senior."
Hun Tiangang: "Yeah, that makes sense."
Long Aotian was about to cry: "Senior, I..."
"Oh, it's all right."
Hun Tiangang said: "You both fell so badly, but there is only one pill of Fugu Jianyuan, how about this, I will ask you a question, whoever answers correctly will eat it."
"Junior, please speak."
Hun Tiangang looked at Lu Chengwen: "Let me ask you, how much is one plus one?"
Lu Chengwen frowned, thinking, "It's equal to...two?"
Hun Tiangang: "Oh! Talent!"
Long Aotian became anxious: "Senior, he is..."
Hun Tiangang: "Don't worry, I'll ask you again, how much is one plus one?"
Long Aotian was shocked.
I rely on, intact!
"Equal to two."
"Fart!" Hun Tiangang said: "This answer is said by others, you are so embarrassed!"
Long Aotian said in his heart that I was injured, otherwise I would have to jump up and kick you, old man, why don't you just give it to him, isn't this just a joker?
"Senior, you can't get another number by adding one! This junior refuses to accept it!"
Hun Tiangang sneered: "I'll let you die to understand."
He turned his head and asked Lu Chengwen, "How much is one plus one?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Fourteen!"
Hun Tiangang was excited: "Oh, what a genius!"
Long Aotian went crazy.
This also works! ?fourteen! ?The two of you...are you still a little bit accurate! ?
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian: "Let me ask you again, how much is one plus one?"
Long Aotian said how should I answer?
You answer indiscriminately, and I answer indiscriminately.
"Nineteen."
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian, and shook his head regretfully: "Are you stupid? One plus one equals nineteen? How dare you say it!"
Long Aotian opened his eyes wide and pointed at Lu Chengwen: "He answered Fourteen, why didn't you say it?"
"I am willing!"
Hun Tiangang asked Lu Chengwen: "It's your turn, how much do you get by adding one?"
Lu Chengwen closed his eyes: "Nine thousand 120 four, to nine thousand 120 five."
Hun Tiangang slapped his thigh excitedly: "I rely on you!"
Long Aotian immediately overturned the small stone table in front of him: "Give it to him directly! I don't want it! What are you playing with!?"
Hun Tiangang said: "Don't lose your temper in front of the old man, let me ask you, how much is one plus one!"
Long Aotian cried: "I...I..."
Hun Tiangang shook his head: "It's wrong again!"
Long Aotian cried and said: "I haven't said it yet!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Senior is wisdom. Before you say it, he already knows that you are wrong."
Hun Tiangang nodded, deeply convinced: "You tell him the answer."
Lu Chengwen was full of confidence: "It is equal to the result of x plus y minus z times the cube of beta and divided by pi."
Hun Tiangang gave Lu Chengwen a thumbs up: "A cow!"
Long Aotian was stunned: "Divided by pi? Are you serious?"
Hun Tiangang said: "Although I don't know what pi means, it sounds very mysterious."
Long Aotian was about to die of anger.
Want to go, but too many broken bones.
This is a desperate situation!
Long Aotian, you have to calm down!You are the proud son of heaven, it is impossible to be trapped here without a way out.
The old man felt comfortable being flattered by Lu Chengwen, and now everything Lu Chengwen said was pleasant to his ears.
I have to turn this around!
Thinking of this, Long Aotian suddenly laughed.
"I lost." Long Aotian clasped his fists and cupped his hands: "I can't keep up with the wisdom and thinking of seniors in this life. The juniors only admire the seniors. The admiration for you is like a surging river, endless."
Hun Tiangang said with a straight face: "Sycophant!"
Long Aotian nodded: "Yes, yes, this junior is a sycophant, but senior, your wisdom really impresses this junior, and I really can't find a better word to describe the depth, breadth, distance, and depth of your wisdom. ..."
"Shut up!" Hun Tiangang said with a straight face, "Are you making fun of me for a three-year-old?"
"Huh? I... haven't."
Hun Tiangang snorted: "What pi is equal to one plus one, how is it possible?"
"Then you still..."
"You, tell him how much one plus one equals!"
Lu Chengwen's expression remained unchanged: "It's equal to a triangle."
Hun Tiangang said: "See if you want to flatter me, that's the right way!"
Long Aotian cried.
Aggrieved!
Nima, what are these two thinking! ?What the fuck!
Don't say I can't compete with you, I don't even know what you are talking about!
How come these two idiots have such a weird chemical reaction when they meet together! ?
Hun Tiangang looked at Lu Chengwen and said, "Boy, for your temper towards the old man, I will give you this Bone Rejuvenation Pill!"
"Thank you senior!"
Lu Chengwen took the pill with a smile on his face, but when he saw the back of Hua Xuening who was unconscious over there, his heart moved.
[Hua Xuening is actually a good girl, because her spiritual consciousness has been sealed, so her brain is not very bright. 】
【She is willing to work with the devil because she bears blood and deep hatred, and she doesn't deserve to die here. 】
Lu Chengwen sighed: "Senior, why don't you give this elixir to Miss Hua over there."
"Huh?" Hun Tiangang was taken aback: "Why?"
"We're both men. When this happens, life or death is a matter of fate. She's a girl. A man takes pills to survive and let a girl die. I can't do this kind of thing."
Hun Tiangang gave a thumbs up: "Justice!"
Lu Chengwen crawled over with difficulty, and gently pulled Hua Xuening's body, feeling that her body was so soft.
Just as he was about to stuff the pill in, Hun Tiangang said, "Hey, you want to kill her?"
"what?"
Hun Tiangang said: "She is unconscious now, if you put the elixir in her mouth, will she chew it? Just swallow it, the muscles in the throat will not work, and she will choke to death."
"what is it now?"
"Chew and feed her."
"Oh."
"Hey! You..."
Just as Long Aotian was about to stop him, Hun Tiangang stretched out his palm and sucked him in: "He is saving people, what are you doing?"
"She is my maidservant, so I should be the one to save her!"
"Don't talk about it, do you have Fu Gu Jian Yuan Pill? The state you showed just now clearly wants to eat it by yourself, and you have never thought about that girl doll at all. Do you think I don't know you?"
In fact, Hua Xuening had already woken up.
She just couldn't move or speak.
The fierce quarrel between Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian, as well as Lu Chengwen's inner thoughts, including that Lu Chengwen is going to chew up and feed himself medicine...
She heard everything clearly.
Has the spiritual consciousness been sealed?
I already knew about this kind of thing.
At the beginning, the person who was one of the twelve main gods of the big organization sealed it himself, and told himself that the person who opened the seal was his lifelong master.
I always hope that the young master can help me open the seal, but the way to open the seal is too embarrassing.
And the young master's own child skills can't be broken yet...
Each of the four major shadow killers has their most important things sealed, waiting for the young master to unseal them.
But the young master can't break his body if he doesn't reach the realm of the upper four gates.
Therefore, the four beautiful shadow girls must keep their virgin bodies for the young master.
When the seal is broken, we will collectively transform.
The young master will also take advantage of the weather to transform the dragon.
This is our destiny, and it is also our own choice—the Tao.
How could Lu Chengwen know these things?
This bastard is really annoying with his glib tongue.
But why did he want to save me at this time?
Lu Chengwen was chewing Fu Gu Jian Yuan Pill, and when he saw Hua Xuening looking straight at him with unkind eyes, he got nervous and swallowed some.
Quickly and nervously put the remaining medicine dregs in his mouth, and said vaguely: "It's not intentional, just bear with it, I'll feed you the medicine, and you'll be fine."
As she said, she hugged Hua Xuening, and kissed her without hesitation, no, she fed her.
The old man over there is still teaching: "Use your tongue, use your tongue! Many of her oral functions are almost abolished, and it is difficult to swallow by herself! Oh, stupid, why are you shy? Give her more saliva, it can help She mobilized her muscles to swallow instinctively. Hey, you feed the medicine as soon as you feed it, why are you rubbing his chest? If you can’t do it, just run away, I’ll do it!”
Hua Xuening was given a meal by Lu Chengwen...and given medicine.
Tears of humiliation fell.
After parting, Lu Chengwen wiped the corner of his mouth, a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I'm used to it, no... I don't know where to put my hands if I don't rub something."
Long Aotian's half-dead: "Lu Chengwen! If you dare to touch my woman, I swear, I will tear you to pieces!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian, and he was completely unafraid at this moment.
"Really? Do you think I'm afraid of you? Anyway, I've broken face with you, and you'd better not mess with me in the future, otherwise, even if I go all out and get shot to death by you, I will definitely kill half of your life!"
"You ant! Talking to this young master like that! I'm so mad! Hmph, when Hua Xuening wakes up, the first thing I will do is let her kill you!"
Hun Tiangang laughed: "He saved that girl's life, how could she kill him?"
Lu Chengwen scratched his head: "It really will."
Sighing: "This girl's spiritual sense has been sealed, she can only serve this kid, and she hates me very much, probably the first thing she does when she wakes up is to kill me."
Hun Tiangang said: "Don't be afraid, kid, take a look at what this is?"
As Hun Tiangang said, he took out another pill from his belt.
Lu Chengwen was shocked immediately: "Senior, could it be that this one is..."
Long Aotian and Hun Tiangang said loudly together: "That's right!"
Hun Tiangang: "Huh!?"
Long Aotian's nose is almost crooked.
You, Lu Chengwen, know how to do this, right?You can eat it all over the world with one trick!
Long Aotian said: "Senior, since he knows, don't say it, let him say it, let me see if he knows what it is!"
Lu Chengwen snorted coldly: "Is there even a need to ask? If I'm not mistaken, this is a elixir! Senior, is that what this junior said?"
Hun Tiangang slapped his thigh: "That's right! You can do it, kid!"
Long Aotian shouted: "What kind of medicine is it, tell me the name!"
Lu Chengwen said lightly: "What is the elixir we just took?"
Long Aotian: "Don't talk so much, just now, now is now, you say this, you tell me the name of this elixir, I will kowtow to you!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Hun Tiangang: "Senior, the pill just now was called Fugu Jianyuan Pill, so do you need to say the name of this pill?"
Hun Tiangang nodded: "Indeed, everything is unspoken."
Long Aotian covered his heart: "Don't talk about it, can you tell it? You can't tell it at all!"
Lu Chengwen yelled: "If I'm not mistaken, the name of this elixir is!"
Long Aotian roared: "What?"
Lu Chengwen quickly climbed up to Hua Xuening: "Xue Ning, are you scared? Oh, don't be afraid, oh, don't be afraid, darling, brother Cheng Wen is here, brother Cheng Wen is here..."
Long Aotian forgot about the pain, jumped up and slashed at Lu Chengwen with his palm:
"I let you put on airs!"
