Chapter 434 Shangguan Yunlan’s Fantasy
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Yue Zhi Ling
"Haoran, I'm sorry."
"Your senior brother is so narrow-minded, my senior brother apologizes to you on his behalf!"
After he and his nephew Wang Haoran sat down face to face on the stone bench in the yard.
Shangguan Yunlan said apologetically after "telling the truth."
"Senior uncle, it's okay. Senior brother is senior brother. You...it's you..."
"How can I, a junior, ask you, uncle, to apologize..."
Wang Haoran also answered "obediently".
but.
At this time, both of their minds were wandering to other places——
After hearing the nice voice of my little apprentice.
Now Shangguan Yunlan will always realize that Wang Haoran in front of her has just...
There seemed to be a sinister aura surrounding him.
"Suck."
In addition, Wang Haoran just came out casually wearing thin clothes.
Looking at the looming and strong body, she unconsciously thought...
"Thoughts dissolve clothes".
"Now...do you want to teach your nephew, step by step...personally..."
Shangguan Yunlan, who couldn't control his desire to be "his nephew's personal uncle", naturally couldn't control his blushing cheeks.
Opposite her, Wang Haoran was also struggling -
"'Master, she went to report the news, and then the male protagonist took away her first kiss!', is that all?"
"Li Yuan, why do you omit key places for me every time?"
"Brother Wang, I have to do it myself!"
But after listening to it for so long, Wang Haoran got used to the fact that some of the "plots" about him in Li Yuan's heart were brushed aside——
"Speaking of which, Li Yuan hasn't noticed that something is wrong with his 'plot' yet?"
"He is a 'dog-licking villain', and every confession is described in such detail."
"As for me, the 'male protagonist', the process of flirting with the 'female protagonist' has been omitted."
"If you really want to compare, he has more plot scenes than me, the 'hero'!"
"Oh, but that's right, my heart is flowing."
"Even the heroine lives in the home of the 'dog-licking villain' and dresses revealingly and flirts with him all day long."
"The 'dog-licking villain' will also think that the female protagonist is 'harboring evil intentions' and 'must be trying to find out information for the male protagonist'."
"Then - 'Fortunately, I'm smart enough to see through the true colors of you women!' He felt proud and continued with his 'dog-licking villain' plot!"
"If this were me, I don't care if it's true or not. In short, I'll teach you a lesson before I say anything else!"
[Host, this doesn’t work! ]
[If a "dog-licking villain" rapes the heroine, he will be systematically punished! ]
[So I can only passively wait for the heroine to take the initiative to fuck him! ]
<Brother, the senior is right, there is such a saying! 〉
"..."
"For some reason, the system deliberately imposes some restrictions, right? I understand, I understand!"
"It's like we are now, we can obviously let me slap this idiot Li Yuan to death."
"But you are so useless, you have to let me reduce his halo as the protagonist before I can kill him!"
But if you put it this way——
"Xiao Xing, can you say to Li Yuan - 'If you don't follow the plot honestly, you will get electric shocks!'"
"Is there such a systematic punishment for him?"
〈Brother, this can’t work, Xiaoxing doesn’t have this function——〉
<It’s different from the senior who wanted to electrocute his host! 〉
[...]
You little star? Angry wings and "∵" are both hard, right?You're actually pretending in front of me!
you wait for me!
A certain system began to explain:
[Host, this system has no such idea! ]
"..."
[…Okay, a little bit…] Weak.
[but--]
At this time, the system suddenly changed its tone——
[This is not because the host has not fully adjusted the system! ]
The last step has not been carried out, so the education cannot be considered completed!
[So...as long as the host incarnates in this system. ]
[Perform the last step very harshly towards others?]
[This system will no longer think about these things! ]
"..."
<...>
Xiaoxing: I was careless, I didn’t expect senior to be so good!
She also wants her brother's love, but her senior is much better than her who only knows "brother hugs" and "brother kisses"!
<No, I have to take notes! 〉
……
……
While joking with the two systems.
Wang Haoran was also thinking about how to take away his uncle Shangguan Yunlan's first kiss in a "plot-like" way.
Come hard?It's somewhat feasible.
However, this is too abrupt, and the person he has always been playing will collapse.
As for causing accidents and falling down...
The master's feelings were in the legendary realm, so it was a bit difficult to create an accident that she couldn't notice at all.
Moreover, it is not good to use the same method twice on the same heroine.
In that case...
"Senior uncle, I was targeted by senior brother Li Yuan. Now I feel very sad. I need a kiss from my senior uncle to get better."
The troubled Wang Haoran looked at his uncle's red cheeks and serious expression, and couldn't help but think -
"Could it be...that it's that simple..."
"We looked at each other and the atmosphere got..."
"Just kiss together?!"
Give it a try, it’s not a loss anyway.
Thinking of this, Wang Haoran began to look into Shangguan Yunlan's eyes.
At this time, Shangguan Yunlan was imagining the plot of "Chapter 12: Charming in the Bathroom" of "My Nephew's Personal Uncle".
While her mind was filled with pink fantasies, she suddenly noticed her nephew's "full of tenderness" eyes.
She couldn't help but feel a tremor in her heart.
However, she still remembered the identity of her elder, so she pretended to be calm and asked——
"Haoran, what's wrong?"
"Uncle, is there something on your face?"
"Yes, there is a pair of eyes that make me fascinated~" - Shangguan Yunlan was looking forward to such an answer.
Wang Haoran, who probably saw this, also made this plan:
First, get close to him and say a few affectionate "truthful words". Then, relying on his uncle's high favor, he won't touch him and directly kiss him forcefully!
"Uncle... I'm sorry, you are too tempting, I can't help it!"
Finally, end with these words!
very good!Just do it!
Just as Wang Haoran was approaching, he was about to speak.
Shangguan Yunlan also looked confused and vaguely expectant.
Suddenly, an energetic voice came from behind the two of them——
"Hmph, Haoran!"
"Your favorite aunt is back!"
"Your senior brother is so narrow-minded, my senior brother apologizes to you on his behalf!"
After he and his nephew Wang Haoran sat down face to face on the stone bench in the yard.
Shangguan Yunlan said apologetically after "telling the truth."
"Senior uncle, it's okay. Senior brother is senior brother. You...it's you..."
"How can I, a junior, ask you, uncle, to apologize..."
Wang Haoran also answered "obediently".
but.
At this time, both of their minds were wandering to other places——
After hearing the nice voice of my little apprentice.
Now Shangguan Yunlan will always realize that Wang Haoran in front of her has just...
There seemed to be a sinister aura surrounding him.
"Suck."
In addition, Wang Haoran just came out casually wearing thin clothes.
Looking at the looming and strong body, she unconsciously thought...
"Thoughts dissolve clothes".
"Now...do you want to teach your nephew, step by step...personally..."
Shangguan Yunlan, who couldn't control his desire to be "his nephew's personal uncle", naturally couldn't control his blushing cheeks.
Opposite her, Wang Haoran was also struggling -
"'Master, she went to report the news, and then the male protagonist took away her first kiss!', is that all?"
"Li Yuan, why do you omit key places for me every time?"
"Brother Wang, I have to do it myself!"
But after listening to it for so long, Wang Haoran got used to the fact that some of the "plots" about him in Li Yuan's heart were brushed aside——
"Speaking of which, Li Yuan hasn't noticed that something is wrong with his 'plot' yet?"
"He is a 'dog-licking villain', and every confession is described in such detail."
"As for me, the 'male protagonist', the process of flirting with the 'female protagonist' has been omitted."
"If you really want to compare, he has more plot scenes than me, the 'hero'!"
"Oh, but that's right, my heart is flowing."
"Even the heroine lives in the home of the 'dog-licking villain' and dresses revealingly and flirts with him all day long."
"The 'dog-licking villain' will also think that the female protagonist is 'harboring evil intentions' and 'must be trying to find out information for the male protagonist'."
"Then - 'Fortunately, I'm smart enough to see through the true colors of you women!' He felt proud and continued with his 'dog-licking villain' plot!"
"If this were me, I don't care if it's true or not. In short, I'll teach you a lesson before I say anything else!"
[Host, this doesn’t work! ]
[If a "dog-licking villain" rapes the heroine, he will be systematically punished! ]
[So I can only passively wait for the heroine to take the initiative to fuck him! ]
<Brother, the senior is right, there is such a saying! 〉
"..."
"For some reason, the system deliberately imposes some restrictions, right? I understand, I understand!"
"It's like we are now, we can obviously let me slap this idiot Li Yuan to death."
"But you are so useless, you have to let me reduce his halo as the protagonist before I can kill him!"
But if you put it this way——
"Xiao Xing, can you say to Li Yuan - 'If you don't follow the plot honestly, you will get electric shocks!'"
"Is there such a systematic punishment for him?"
〈Brother, this can’t work, Xiaoxing doesn’t have this function——〉
<It’s different from the senior who wanted to electrocute his host! 〉
[...]
You little star? Angry wings and "∵" are both hard, right?You're actually pretending in front of me!
you wait for me!
A certain system began to explain:
[Host, this system has no such idea! ]
"..."
[…Okay, a little bit…] Weak.
[but--]
At this time, the system suddenly changed its tone——
[This is not because the host has not fully adjusted the system! ]
The last step has not been carried out, so the education cannot be considered completed!
[So...as long as the host incarnates in this system. ]
[Perform the last step very harshly towards others?]
[This system will no longer think about these things! ]
"..."
<...>
Xiaoxing: I was careless, I didn’t expect senior to be so good!
She also wants her brother's love, but her senior is much better than her who only knows "brother hugs" and "brother kisses"!
<No, I have to take notes! 〉
……
……
While joking with the two systems.
Wang Haoran was also thinking about how to take away his uncle Shangguan Yunlan's first kiss in a "plot-like" way.
Come hard?It's somewhat feasible.
However, this is too abrupt, and the person he has always been playing will collapse.
As for causing accidents and falling down...
The master's feelings were in the legendary realm, so it was a bit difficult to create an accident that she couldn't notice at all.
Moreover, it is not good to use the same method twice on the same heroine.
In that case...
"Senior uncle, I was targeted by senior brother Li Yuan. Now I feel very sad. I need a kiss from my senior uncle to get better."
The troubled Wang Haoran looked at his uncle's red cheeks and serious expression, and couldn't help but think -
"Could it be...that it's that simple..."
"We looked at each other and the atmosphere got..."
"Just kiss together?!"
Give it a try, it’s not a loss anyway.
Thinking of this, Wang Haoran began to look into Shangguan Yunlan's eyes.
At this time, Shangguan Yunlan was imagining the plot of "Chapter 12: Charming in the Bathroom" of "My Nephew's Personal Uncle".
While her mind was filled with pink fantasies, she suddenly noticed her nephew's "full of tenderness" eyes.
She couldn't help but feel a tremor in her heart.
However, she still remembered the identity of her elder, so she pretended to be calm and asked——
"Haoran, what's wrong?"
"Uncle, is there something on your face?"
"Yes, there is a pair of eyes that make me fascinated~" - Shangguan Yunlan was looking forward to such an answer.
Wang Haoran, who probably saw this, also made this plan:
First, get close to him and say a few affectionate "truthful words". Then, relying on his uncle's high favor, he won't touch him and directly kiss him forcefully!
"Uncle... I'm sorry, you are too tempting, I can't help it!"
Finally, end with these words!
very good!Just do it!
Just as Wang Haoran was approaching, he was about to speak.
Shangguan Yunlan also looked confused and vaguely expectant.
Suddenly, an energetic voice came from behind the two of them——
"Hmph, Haoran!"
"Your favorite aunt is back!"
