Chapter 181 This melon is so ripe
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Zhui Zhu Meng Xiang De Zhu
Soon, two Santanas and a Hutouben drove over from a distance.
Two of the Santanas were parked in front of the state-owned hotel, and the Hutou Ben was parked downstairs in the office building opposite.
"Blow the trumpet, Mr. Dale Smith has arrived, everyone welcomes you warmly!"
Seeing that the atmosphere was about the same, Yue Hao motioned to make the noise louder.
At the entrance of the state-owned hotel, a middle-aged man in a Chinese tunic suit stepped out of a Santana, with a Chinese character face and a very heroic look.
“Warmly welcome Mr. Dale Smith to our company for guidance!”
On the opposite side, gongs and drums were soaring into the sky, and a loudspeaker was shouting there, which startled the leader who had just got off the car.
"Xiao Wang, did you park at the wrong place? Isn't Mr. Smith on the opposite side?"
The leader looked at the driver curiously.
"That's right, it's a state-owned hotel. I'm the real Dale Smith."
Dale Smith ran up from behind and quickly identified himself.
At the same time, he also looked at the opposite side curiously, wanting to know what was going on.
He is Dale Smith, why does one appear on the opposite side?
Who can tell him what happened?
"Principal Li, give me a reason why there is Mr. Smith opposite?"
The leader was full of questions. He looked at the state-owned hotel and then at the office building opposite.
There were banners on both sides welcoming Dale Smith and a red carpet of balloons.
On the opposite side, gongs and drums were beating, which was obviously much more lively than this. What was going on?
"Leader, wait a minute, I'll go see what's going on."
Li Taisheng was covered in cold sweat on his forehead.
It happened so suddenly that he was not prepared at all.
More importantly, he is responsible for docking this Smith. If something goes wrong, he can't run away!
However, Taisheng Li was anxious, and Dale Smith next to him was even more anxious than him!
After all, this foreign devil knows better than anyone else that he himself is a Xibei.
He even wondered whether the Dale Smith who suddenly appeared across the street was the real Hami University professor.
"Principal Li, wait for me. I want to see which fake is impersonating me."
Dale Smith moved his legs and even ran faster than Li Taisheng.
There was nothing he could do, he felt guilty, he had to go and see what was going on on the other side, if it wasn't for the fact that his heart was stuck in his throat.
What was a good cooperation ceremony turned into such a farce that everyone stopped staying in the hotel and ran out to watch the fun.
"What's going on? Is this a performance of Journey to the West, the real or fake Monkey King?"
"I think this is a play on Water Margin, where the fake Li Gui meets the real Li Kui!"
"Ahem, please keep your voice down. The leader is still here. Maybe it was just a coincidence that we met someone with the same name."
"You're just kidding me. Do you think your name is the same as Zhang Wei? There are 200 million people with the same name in the country. We are in China and we meet two Hami University professors at the same time. How can they both be named Dale Smith? "
A group of people were talking.
As for Dale Smith, he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and even lost one of his running shoes.
Arriving at the office building opposite, a pair of eyes was fixed on the Hutouben, looking at Dale Smith who was about to get out of the car.
Soon, Dale Smith's hanging heart was relieved.
He recognized that the Westerner in front of him was not the real Dale Smith.
"Ahem, sir, may I ask your name?"
Dale Smith straightened his clothes and said in fluent English.
"I'm Dale Smith, who are you?"
Smith, whom Yue Hao called for, asked back.
Dale Smith's heart skipped a beat. He really didn't expect that the Xibei guy in front of him actually spoke fluent American English.
The accent of Nabo City is unmistakable!
"You lied, I am the real Dale Smith, you liar who used my name!"
But soon, Dale Smith calmed down and asked in a positive tone.
"You are the one who lied. I am the real Dale Smith. This is my ID!"
However, Smith, whom Yue Hao found, was also a drama star, and he casually took out the ID that Yue Hao had obtained for him, and gained the upper hand.
The two Smiths stood there and stared at each other. If someone hadn't stopped them, they would have started fighting on the spot just like the real and fake Monkey King shown on TV.
Li Taisheng trotted over and looked at the two Smiths staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes. At that time, everyone was dumbfounded.
His first thought was.
Is it possible that the name Dale Smith is a bad name like Zhang San and Li Si in China?
Otherwise, why would two Smiths appear at once?
Yue Hao was beside him, laughing so hard that he almost spit out his overnight meal.
Where did the Smith he hired come from?
Of course he couldn't go across the ocean to Hami University on the other side of Aquamarine and invite the real Professor Dale Smith over.
The Dale Smith he was looking for, whose real name was Bill James, was a hawker who opened a Western restaurant in the provincial capital.
However, these days, domestic consumption levels are not enough to afford the consumption of Western restaurants.
Therefore, the business of Bill James's store is so bad, and the store is only a few days away from closing down.
Just when Bill James was thinking about closing the store and returning home.
Yue Hao took the initiative to find him and was willing to pay three thousand US dollars to let him come and act in a play.
Three thousand US dollars in this era is an absolute huge amount of money.
Bill James came here to start a business and almost lost his pants.
Now that we can make up for a small loss before returning to China, why not do it?
Therefore, Bill James agreed to Yue Hao's request at that time.
It's just a show, no problem!
As for the documents in his hand?
There are a lot of fake certificates these days. Yue Hao found someone to get them for ten yuan next to the train station in the provincial capital.
You can doubt the academic qualifications of someone applying for a fake certificate, but please don’t doubt someone else’s skills.
The fake evidence that was produced was guaranteed to be the real person from Hami University who came to see it and would make everyone shed tears.
"I am Dale Smith, professor of materials science at Hami University. Who are you?"
Dale Smith was already getting a little anxious, and now things were clearly out of his control.
"Shit! I'm a professor at Hami University! The paper on the application of nanomaterials in the International Paper Weekly was published by me three months ago!"
Bill James had already memorized the script prepared by Yue Hao by heart.
"you're lying!"
Before Dale Smith could speak, Li Taisheng next to him exploded.
The paper on the application of nanomaterials that led to their cooperation was clearly written by Dale Smith, whom he invited.
Why does the Smith opposite me say that he published it half a year ago?
The guests from the state-owned hotel also came over to join in the fun.
It turns out that some people thought it was just a coincidence that two people with the same name happened to appear.
But now, no one thinks so anymore.
After all, how could two identical people appear in the same paper and in the same school?
Worthy!
This melon is so ripe!
Two of the Santanas were parked in front of the state-owned hotel, and the Hutou Ben was parked downstairs in the office building opposite.
"Blow the trumpet, Mr. Dale Smith has arrived, everyone welcomes you warmly!"
Seeing that the atmosphere was about the same, Yue Hao motioned to make the noise louder.
At the entrance of the state-owned hotel, a middle-aged man in a Chinese tunic suit stepped out of a Santana, with a Chinese character face and a very heroic look.
“Warmly welcome Mr. Dale Smith to our company for guidance!”
On the opposite side, gongs and drums were soaring into the sky, and a loudspeaker was shouting there, which startled the leader who had just got off the car.
"Xiao Wang, did you park at the wrong place? Isn't Mr. Smith on the opposite side?"
The leader looked at the driver curiously.
"That's right, it's a state-owned hotel. I'm the real Dale Smith."
Dale Smith ran up from behind and quickly identified himself.
At the same time, he also looked at the opposite side curiously, wanting to know what was going on.
He is Dale Smith, why does one appear on the opposite side?
Who can tell him what happened?
"Principal Li, give me a reason why there is Mr. Smith opposite?"
The leader was full of questions. He looked at the state-owned hotel and then at the office building opposite.
There were banners on both sides welcoming Dale Smith and a red carpet of balloons.
On the opposite side, gongs and drums were beating, which was obviously much more lively than this. What was going on?
"Leader, wait a minute, I'll go see what's going on."
Li Taisheng was covered in cold sweat on his forehead.
It happened so suddenly that he was not prepared at all.
More importantly, he is responsible for docking this Smith. If something goes wrong, he can't run away!
However, Taisheng Li was anxious, and Dale Smith next to him was even more anxious than him!
After all, this foreign devil knows better than anyone else that he himself is a Xibei.
He even wondered whether the Dale Smith who suddenly appeared across the street was the real Hami University professor.
"Principal Li, wait for me. I want to see which fake is impersonating me."
Dale Smith moved his legs and even ran faster than Li Taisheng.
There was nothing he could do, he felt guilty, he had to go and see what was going on on the other side, if it wasn't for the fact that his heart was stuck in his throat.
What was a good cooperation ceremony turned into such a farce that everyone stopped staying in the hotel and ran out to watch the fun.
"What's going on? Is this a performance of Journey to the West, the real or fake Monkey King?"
"I think this is a play on Water Margin, where the fake Li Gui meets the real Li Kui!"
"Ahem, please keep your voice down. The leader is still here. Maybe it was just a coincidence that we met someone with the same name."
"You're just kidding me. Do you think your name is the same as Zhang Wei? There are 200 million people with the same name in the country. We are in China and we meet two Hami University professors at the same time. How can they both be named Dale Smith? "
A group of people were talking.
As for Dale Smith, he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and even lost one of his running shoes.
Arriving at the office building opposite, a pair of eyes was fixed on the Hutouben, looking at Dale Smith who was about to get out of the car.
Soon, Dale Smith's hanging heart was relieved.
He recognized that the Westerner in front of him was not the real Dale Smith.
"Ahem, sir, may I ask your name?"
Dale Smith straightened his clothes and said in fluent English.
"I'm Dale Smith, who are you?"
Smith, whom Yue Hao called for, asked back.
Dale Smith's heart skipped a beat. He really didn't expect that the Xibei guy in front of him actually spoke fluent American English.
The accent of Nabo City is unmistakable!
"You lied, I am the real Dale Smith, you liar who used my name!"
But soon, Dale Smith calmed down and asked in a positive tone.
"You are the one who lied. I am the real Dale Smith. This is my ID!"
However, Smith, whom Yue Hao found, was also a drama star, and he casually took out the ID that Yue Hao had obtained for him, and gained the upper hand.
The two Smiths stood there and stared at each other. If someone hadn't stopped them, they would have started fighting on the spot just like the real and fake Monkey King shown on TV.
Li Taisheng trotted over and looked at the two Smiths staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes. At that time, everyone was dumbfounded.
His first thought was.
Is it possible that the name Dale Smith is a bad name like Zhang San and Li Si in China?
Otherwise, why would two Smiths appear at once?
Yue Hao was beside him, laughing so hard that he almost spit out his overnight meal.
Where did the Smith he hired come from?
Of course he couldn't go across the ocean to Hami University on the other side of Aquamarine and invite the real Professor Dale Smith over.
The Dale Smith he was looking for, whose real name was Bill James, was a hawker who opened a Western restaurant in the provincial capital.
However, these days, domestic consumption levels are not enough to afford the consumption of Western restaurants.
Therefore, the business of Bill James's store is so bad, and the store is only a few days away from closing down.
Just when Bill James was thinking about closing the store and returning home.
Yue Hao took the initiative to find him and was willing to pay three thousand US dollars to let him come and act in a play.
Three thousand US dollars in this era is an absolute huge amount of money.
Bill James came here to start a business and almost lost his pants.
Now that we can make up for a small loss before returning to China, why not do it?
Therefore, Bill James agreed to Yue Hao's request at that time.
It's just a show, no problem!
As for the documents in his hand?
There are a lot of fake certificates these days. Yue Hao found someone to get them for ten yuan next to the train station in the provincial capital.
You can doubt the academic qualifications of someone applying for a fake certificate, but please don’t doubt someone else’s skills.
The fake evidence that was produced was guaranteed to be the real person from Hami University who came to see it and would make everyone shed tears.
"I am Dale Smith, professor of materials science at Hami University. Who are you?"
Dale Smith was already getting a little anxious, and now things were clearly out of his control.
"Shit! I'm a professor at Hami University! The paper on the application of nanomaterials in the International Paper Weekly was published by me three months ago!"
Bill James had already memorized the script prepared by Yue Hao by heart.
"you're lying!"
Before Dale Smith could speak, Li Taisheng next to him exploded.
The paper on the application of nanomaterials that led to their cooperation was clearly written by Dale Smith, whom he invited.
Why does the Smith opposite me say that he published it half a year ago?
The guests from the state-owned hotel also came over to join in the fun.
It turns out that some people thought it was just a coincidence that two people with the same name happened to appear.
But now, no one thinks so anymore.
After all, how could two identical people appear in the same paper and in the same school?
Worthy!
This melon is so ripe!
