Chapter 148 Vomiting Tang 3
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Tian Ji Xing Mo
Tang San was so close that he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself.
There is also a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it: Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically: "Would you like a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, the most trustworthy, the best taste."
Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two."
The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"
Tang San was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard.
I thought to myself, your hair is more than just luxuriant.
"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."
Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy can grow a beard to such an extent, it is absolutely a miracle.
Oscar picked up two bamboo sticks from his cart.
He wore two sausages that were ten centimeters long and gave them to Tang San.
The sausages have been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the cart before, exuding a rich aroma.
As for Kaiyin, he said he wouldn't eat it anyway, so there was no need for Tang San to be attentive!
Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."
Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just visit my sausage monopoly more often in the future."
Tang San said briskly: "No problem."
When Tang San ran back proudly and handed the sausage to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu said with a look of disgust: "I won't eat it, you can eat it if you want!"
Tang San was stunned and could only lower his head with regret and finish the sausage.
"Xiao Wu, I'll keep it for you. You can eat it anytime you want!"
Just as the last bite of sausage entered your mouth.
"Tang San, what are you doing?"
Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.
Oscar on the side saw Dai Mubai.
A grimace suddenly appeared on his face, "Boss Dai, would you like a sausage?"
"Die." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily.
"You are really embarrassing to the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit?"
"Tang San, you can't eat this sausage."
Tang San was stunned, didn't you tell me earlier?
I ate them all!
Then he asked in confusion: "Why?"
The expression on Dai Mubai's face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, get a new sausage."
Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."
Dai Mubai snorted coldly and said, "I'm just giving Tang San a reminder. Come on, don't let me do anything."
Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation.
Somewhat obscenely, he called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm.
Two yellow rings of light rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly like the one in Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words 'I have a big sausage', Tang San froze a bit.
This sentence is too ambiguous.
Let's not talk about the quality of this sausage, whether it is edible.
Just these words from Oscar...
Tang San's eyes were unusually ugly.
It even felt like my stomach was churning.
Feeling Tang San's eyes becoming angry.
Oscar hurriedly explained: "I can't help it. When the food-type martial soul is used, if you want the food to change, you must use different soul spells. What I said is a spell, not what I want to shout. And there’s no question about the quality of my sausages.”
Tang San quickly ran to the side and started vomiting.
Staring at Oscar hatefully.
Just wait for me, today is the day of admission.
In order to ensure that there are no accidents, I will let you be proud for two days.
Wait and see what I have in store for you later!
There are too many weird poisons in the Tang Sect.
The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.
Oscar shrugged to Tang San innocently.
“Brother, say hello to me when you eat sausages from now on, and I’ll give you half off!”
Dai Mubai glared at him, "Be careful, even selling sausages outside the academy!"
"Tang San, don't worry, we are here at the Monster Academy, and martial spirits are naturally full of strange things."
"However, this guy Oscar is considered a strange flower in the academy. His martial spirit doesn't have any offensive power, but among the food-type martial spirits, it is the best."
"After all, what he provides is meat. It's just that when this guy made his martial soul, those few spells were really disgusting."
"Anyone who knows him will never eat the sausages he makes."
"I don't know if it's because of the food Wuhun, his hair is much more lush than ordinary people, and his beard will become like this if he doesn't shave for a day. Therefore, he also has the nickname Uncle Sausage in the academy. He doesn't care about himself. It's called the Sausage Monopoly."
If it was Tang San alone, Dai Mubai wouldn't explain it like this.
Half of what he said was addressed to Kayn who was standing aside.
He is now extremely sure that this man must be a real hard-core ruthless person!
That terrifying murderous aura can only be formed after countless killings.
I can't afford it if I'm safe.
Oscar even more!
If you don't explain it, Kayn, the god of death, might misunderstand him.
Oscar is miserable!
Dai Mubai patted Tang San's shoulder, said: "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam, no need to queue up."
Tang San said: "Isn't this bad?"
He thought Dai Mubai did this to make up for the damage he had just done.
Dai Mubai said: "Don't worry, I'm not doing favoritism, this is the treatment you deserve."
As he said that, he led a few people and walked towards the front of the team.
The person in charge of the second round of exams was also an older teacher.
Dai Mubai walked up to the teacher, whispered a few words in his ear, and pointed at Kai Yin and Xiao Wu.
The teacher nodded and said, "Okay, you can take them to the fourth level directly. If they pass, they will be admitted."
Dai Mubai returned to the others.
He would take them further inside the academy.
But the candidates who lined up quit.
A male examinee said: "Teacher, what's going on? Why can they enter the fourth test without taking the test. But we have to pass all the tests?"
There is also a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it: Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically: "Would you like a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, the most trustworthy, the best taste."
Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two."
The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"
Tang San was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard.
I thought to myself, your hair is more than just luxuriant.
"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."
Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy can grow a beard to such an extent, it is absolutely a miracle.
Oscar picked up two bamboo sticks from his cart.
He wore two sausages that were ten centimeters long and gave them to Tang San.
The sausages have been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the cart before, exuding a rich aroma.
As for Kaiyin, he said he wouldn't eat it anyway, so there was no need for Tang San to be attentive!
Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."
Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just visit my sausage monopoly more often in the future."
Tang San said briskly: "No problem."
When Tang San ran back proudly and handed the sausage to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu said with a look of disgust: "I won't eat it, you can eat it if you want!"
Tang San was stunned and could only lower his head with regret and finish the sausage.
"Xiao Wu, I'll keep it for you. You can eat it anytime you want!"
Just as the last bite of sausage entered your mouth.
"Tang San, what are you doing?"
Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.
Oscar on the side saw Dai Mubai.
A grimace suddenly appeared on his face, "Boss Dai, would you like a sausage?"
"Die." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily.
"You are really embarrassing to the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit?"
"Tang San, you can't eat this sausage."
Tang San was stunned, didn't you tell me earlier?
I ate them all!
Then he asked in confusion: "Why?"
The expression on Dai Mubai's face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, get a new sausage."
Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."
Dai Mubai snorted coldly and said, "I'm just giving Tang San a reminder. Come on, don't let me do anything."
Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation.
Somewhat obscenely, he called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm.
Two yellow rings of light rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly like the one in Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words 'I have a big sausage', Tang San froze a bit.
This sentence is too ambiguous.
Let's not talk about the quality of this sausage, whether it is edible.
Just these words from Oscar...
Tang San's eyes were unusually ugly.
It even felt like my stomach was churning.
Feeling Tang San's eyes becoming angry.
Oscar hurriedly explained: "I can't help it. When the food-type martial soul is used, if you want the food to change, you must use different soul spells. What I said is a spell, not what I want to shout. And there’s no question about the quality of my sausages.”
Tang San quickly ran to the side and started vomiting.
Staring at Oscar hatefully.
Just wait for me, today is the day of admission.
In order to ensure that there are no accidents, I will let you be proud for two days.
Wait and see what I have in store for you later!
There are too many weird poisons in the Tang Sect.
The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.
Oscar shrugged to Tang San innocently.
“Brother, say hello to me when you eat sausages from now on, and I’ll give you half off!”
Dai Mubai glared at him, "Be careful, even selling sausages outside the academy!"
"Tang San, don't worry, we are here at the Monster Academy, and martial spirits are naturally full of strange things."
"However, this guy Oscar is considered a strange flower in the academy. His martial spirit doesn't have any offensive power, but among the food-type martial spirits, it is the best."
"After all, what he provides is meat. It's just that when this guy made his martial soul, those few spells were really disgusting."
"Anyone who knows him will never eat the sausages he makes."
"I don't know if it's because of the food Wuhun, his hair is much more lush than ordinary people, and his beard will become like this if he doesn't shave for a day. Therefore, he also has the nickname Uncle Sausage in the academy. He doesn't care about himself. It's called the Sausage Monopoly."
If it was Tang San alone, Dai Mubai wouldn't explain it like this.
Half of what he said was addressed to Kayn who was standing aside.
He is now extremely sure that this man must be a real hard-core ruthless person!
That terrifying murderous aura can only be formed after countless killings.
I can't afford it if I'm safe.
Oscar even more!
If you don't explain it, Kayn, the god of death, might misunderstand him.
Oscar is miserable!
Dai Mubai patted Tang San's shoulder, said: "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam, no need to queue up."
Tang San said: "Isn't this bad?"
He thought Dai Mubai did this to make up for the damage he had just done.
Dai Mubai said: "Don't worry, I'm not doing favoritism, this is the treatment you deserve."
As he said that, he led a few people and walked towards the front of the team.
The person in charge of the second round of exams was also an older teacher.
Dai Mubai walked up to the teacher, whispered a few words in his ear, and pointed at Kai Yin and Xiao Wu.
The teacher nodded and said, "Okay, you can take them to the fourth level directly. If they pass, they will be admitted."
Dai Mubai returned to the others.
He would take them further inside the academy.
But the candidates who lined up quit.
A male examinee said: "Teacher, what's going on? Why can they enter the fourth test without taking the test. But we have to pass all the tests?"
