Chapter 206: China went to war, but not a blade of grass grew.
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Nu Mu Jin Gang
Is it clear?
Can I go on Twitter?
Netizens who saw this reply thought it was a fake reply.
If someone backhands you, it's a report.
but.
Some people choose to believe it.
Anyway, enter a URL and log in without spending any money.
result.
The URL was just entered.
The web page jumps to the login interface smoothly.
Netizens are dumbfounded.
I carefully checked the website information several times to see if it is correct.
After that, he gingerly tried to use his mobile phone to register an account.
Another extremely smooth registration success.
Senseless.
Completely bewildered.
Countless netizens who secretly tried to log in at home were confused.
Word spread like wildfire that Twitter was playable.
More and more people are starting to register and log in.
More and more posts are joining the discussion.
Soon, an officially confirmed news was announced.
[A well-known enterprise in China, Daqin International wholly acquires Twitter]
For a moment, the person who was still questioning whether the port suddenly failed couldn't sit still.
Everyone seemed to have discovered a new world.
Register like crazy, log in like crazy.
Twitter server base across the ocean.
I was almost paralyzed by the squeeze.
at the same time.
A powerful and mysterious Eastern force began to gather spontaneously and was ready to go.
Tieba, Douyin, and a certain software netizen who has declined.
One after another responded to the call.
They are ready to take on Twitter.
Resist all forces that smear China and treat China unequally.
Each of their organizations shouted their own slogans before setting off for the expedition.
[Emperor went to war, not a blade of grass grew]
[Fighting friends go to war, not even a blade of grass grows]
[Duan You went on an expedition, but not a blade of grass grew]
......
Several major forces have used similar slogans.
I don’t know who started first.
Netizens first went to the Twitter account of the Prime Minister of Great Britain.
When they come, they directly send cordial greetings from the land of etiquette.
Greetings to the Prime Minister and his family.
There are also eighteen generations of the entire family.
[Hi, Xili-Naksu wrnm]
【Hello, Xili-Naksu cnmb】
[Sili-Naksu, mlgb]
Three simple, kind and warm greetings.
The Twitter feed of the Prime Minister of Great Britain went crazy.
Sili Naxu thought it was a netizen from some country saying hello to him.
It just so happened that there was nothing going on in the country today, so Naxu replied thank you one by one.
gradually.
Thousands of messages, constantly greeting him.
Keep repeating these three sentences.
Prime Minister Siri Naxu thought his supporters were silently protecting him.
He felt very warm.
But, two hours passed.
Comments are still flooding the screen like crazy.
Prime Minister Siri Naxu vaguely felt that something was wrong.
He looked for a translator in the Prime Minister's Office to translate these three sentences.
But this message is the quintessence of China.
How can a white-skinned child understand this easily?
Find the last.
One has worked in China.
Officials familiar with China's network information came forward.
He took the mobile phone of Prime Minister Siri Naxu and read the message carefully.
With a suppressed smile on his lips, he said to Naxu who was full of expectations, "Your Majesty Prime Minister, this is the Chinese language."
Naxu frowned slightly, "Chinese language? Why have I never seen such a Chinese language? What do they mean?"
The official translated directly, "Uh... simply translated, it means... Fake Squid, Fake Squid's whole family."
Naxu was stunned for a moment, thinking that he had heard wrongly.
"I seemed to have been distracted just now and didn't hear clearly. Please say it again."
The official thought Naxu was deaf, so he shouted loudly, "Fake Squid, Fake Squid's whole family!"
His voice was so loud that it spread throughout the Prime Minister's residence.
Naxu's entire face turned green.
I was scolded by Chinese people for most of the day.
He didn't even notice it at all.
He actually replied to the other party.
Tell the person "Thank you for your support, I will continue to work hard."
A thought here.
Naxxu's blood welled up in his heart.
puff....
He was so angry that he spurted blood.
The Prime Minister of Great Britain is just the first battle for Chinese netizens.
After all, the Prime Minister’s tweets may have someone responding to them.
There is a high probability that he will not see the message.
As a result, the Chinese army began to look for its next target in the vast world of Twitter.
Soon they targeted the 'Heihua' group on Hong Kong Island.
This swarm of locusts on Hong Kong Island is the source of many vicious incidents.
However, it is more difficult to find them.
But this is not difficult to defeat the Chinese army.
Twitter id 'Waiting for Jiayin' tweeted
[Hello friends from the 'Heihua' group, I really appreciate what you did at the gate of Biati.I want to come to Hong Kong Island to join you.I heard that you learned traditional Chinese characters well, so I will give you a test.Whoever can type the word 'taotie' will be regarded as his father and I will never break his promise!Dad for life! 】
This kind of fishing copywriting is from the first grade of Huaguo Elementary School.
If you put it on a bib douyin, you might not even be able to catch an earthworm.
But put that on Twitter.
It's literally a nuclear bomb.
To these people on Twitter.
Identifying the true meaning of its core is as difficult as a Mathematical Olympiad.
[Heihua] In the chat group.
"Dear friends, there is a young man from the mainland who wants to join us."
"I saw it too, it's the boy who asked for words, right? He said that as long as he could type two words, he would recognize his father."
"Yes, yes, that's him. The three of us in the group, 210, let's go and leave him a message together, asking him to recognize his father!"
The last person to speak was Dada, the leader of the 'Heihua' group.
He shouted, and everyone in the group took action.
One by one, row by row, neatly.
Under the tweet, write the word "Taotie" as a comment.
Suddenly, the netizen with the ID 'Waiting for Jia Yin'.
There are 210 three more filial sons and grandchildren in this world.
This tweet was reposted by domestic big V and official blue V.
Make various jokes.
The joke directly dominated the hot searches of scarf and Douyin.
The incident unfolded too quickly.
On the front foot, the members of the [Heihua] group finished their messages.
On the back foot, they saw someone carrying a hotly searched report from China.
The entire chat group members, after seeing the truth of the matter.
I just feel like my outlook has collapsed.
The faith of more than 20 to [-] years collapsed.
"People from the mainland are so vicious."
"How can they bully people like this...wuwuwu..."
"I don't want to play anymore. I feel so stupid..."
[Heihua] Members of the group, they can be easily brainwashed by the forces of Great Britain.
It proves that they are a group of people who are not very smart, have high self-esteem, are glass-hearted and have no ability to think for themselves.
Chinese netizens simply made a move.
Just let them have a nervous breakdown and quit the group crying and making trouble...
However, there are also people like the Howard family on Twitter who are proficient in Chinese culture.
He didn't take the bait, and even immediately sensed that the wind was going in the wrong direction, and immediately closed the comment area.
Juwan Howard looked at his Twitter with pride. He closed all chat, message and private message functions.
"Fake, look at how you scumbags still scold me, you are just..."
Before Juwan Howard finished speaking, he noticed a red dot popping up on Twitter.
He clicked on the red dot to check it very strangely.
It's a system reminder.
There are new fans following him.
At first he didn't notice anything was wrong.
However, the number of fans grew exponentially over time.
Juwan Howard couldn't help but click on his watch list to take a look.
【Your whole family】is paying attention to you.
[Your dad is my son] is following you.
[I am your son’s biological father] I am paying attention to you.
......
Juwan Howard suddenly felt so angry that he fainted...
Can I go on Twitter?
Netizens who saw this reply thought it was a fake reply.
If someone backhands you, it's a report.
but.
Some people choose to believe it.
Anyway, enter a URL and log in without spending any money.
result.
The URL was just entered.
The web page jumps to the login interface smoothly.
Netizens are dumbfounded.
I carefully checked the website information several times to see if it is correct.
After that, he gingerly tried to use his mobile phone to register an account.
Another extremely smooth registration success.
Senseless.
Completely bewildered.
Countless netizens who secretly tried to log in at home were confused.
Word spread like wildfire that Twitter was playable.
More and more people are starting to register and log in.
More and more posts are joining the discussion.
Soon, an officially confirmed news was announced.
[A well-known enterprise in China, Daqin International wholly acquires Twitter]
For a moment, the person who was still questioning whether the port suddenly failed couldn't sit still.
Everyone seemed to have discovered a new world.
Register like crazy, log in like crazy.
Twitter server base across the ocean.
I was almost paralyzed by the squeeze.
at the same time.
A powerful and mysterious Eastern force began to gather spontaneously and was ready to go.
Tieba, Douyin, and a certain software netizen who has declined.
One after another responded to the call.
They are ready to take on Twitter.
Resist all forces that smear China and treat China unequally.
Each of their organizations shouted their own slogans before setting off for the expedition.
[Emperor went to war, not a blade of grass grew]
[Fighting friends go to war, not even a blade of grass grows]
[Duan You went on an expedition, but not a blade of grass grew]
......
Several major forces have used similar slogans.
I don’t know who started first.
Netizens first went to the Twitter account of the Prime Minister of Great Britain.
When they come, they directly send cordial greetings from the land of etiquette.
Greetings to the Prime Minister and his family.
There are also eighteen generations of the entire family.
[Hi, Xili-Naksu wrnm]
【Hello, Xili-Naksu cnmb】
[Sili-Naksu, mlgb]
Three simple, kind and warm greetings.
The Twitter feed of the Prime Minister of Great Britain went crazy.
Sili Naxu thought it was a netizen from some country saying hello to him.
It just so happened that there was nothing going on in the country today, so Naxu replied thank you one by one.
gradually.
Thousands of messages, constantly greeting him.
Keep repeating these three sentences.
Prime Minister Siri Naxu thought his supporters were silently protecting him.
He felt very warm.
But, two hours passed.
Comments are still flooding the screen like crazy.
Prime Minister Siri Naxu vaguely felt that something was wrong.
He looked for a translator in the Prime Minister's Office to translate these three sentences.
But this message is the quintessence of China.
How can a white-skinned child understand this easily?
Find the last.
One has worked in China.
Officials familiar with China's network information came forward.
He took the mobile phone of Prime Minister Siri Naxu and read the message carefully.
With a suppressed smile on his lips, he said to Naxu who was full of expectations, "Your Majesty Prime Minister, this is the Chinese language."
Naxu frowned slightly, "Chinese language? Why have I never seen such a Chinese language? What do they mean?"
The official translated directly, "Uh... simply translated, it means... Fake Squid, Fake Squid's whole family."
Naxu was stunned for a moment, thinking that he had heard wrongly.
"I seemed to have been distracted just now and didn't hear clearly. Please say it again."
The official thought Naxu was deaf, so he shouted loudly, "Fake Squid, Fake Squid's whole family!"
His voice was so loud that it spread throughout the Prime Minister's residence.
Naxu's entire face turned green.
I was scolded by Chinese people for most of the day.
He didn't even notice it at all.
He actually replied to the other party.
Tell the person "Thank you for your support, I will continue to work hard."
A thought here.
Naxxu's blood welled up in his heart.
puff....
He was so angry that he spurted blood.
The Prime Minister of Great Britain is just the first battle for Chinese netizens.
After all, the Prime Minister’s tweets may have someone responding to them.
There is a high probability that he will not see the message.
As a result, the Chinese army began to look for its next target in the vast world of Twitter.
Soon they targeted the 'Heihua' group on Hong Kong Island.
This swarm of locusts on Hong Kong Island is the source of many vicious incidents.
However, it is more difficult to find them.
But this is not difficult to defeat the Chinese army.
Twitter id 'Waiting for Jiayin' tweeted
[Hello friends from the 'Heihua' group, I really appreciate what you did at the gate of Biati.I want to come to Hong Kong Island to join you.I heard that you learned traditional Chinese characters well, so I will give you a test.Whoever can type the word 'taotie' will be regarded as his father and I will never break his promise!Dad for life! 】
This kind of fishing copywriting is from the first grade of Huaguo Elementary School.
If you put it on a bib douyin, you might not even be able to catch an earthworm.
But put that on Twitter.
It's literally a nuclear bomb.
To these people on Twitter.
Identifying the true meaning of its core is as difficult as a Mathematical Olympiad.
[Heihua] In the chat group.
"Dear friends, there is a young man from the mainland who wants to join us."
"I saw it too, it's the boy who asked for words, right? He said that as long as he could type two words, he would recognize his father."
"Yes, yes, that's him. The three of us in the group, 210, let's go and leave him a message together, asking him to recognize his father!"
The last person to speak was Dada, the leader of the 'Heihua' group.
He shouted, and everyone in the group took action.
One by one, row by row, neatly.
Under the tweet, write the word "Taotie" as a comment.
Suddenly, the netizen with the ID 'Waiting for Jia Yin'.
There are 210 three more filial sons and grandchildren in this world.
This tweet was reposted by domestic big V and official blue V.
Make various jokes.
The joke directly dominated the hot searches of scarf and Douyin.
The incident unfolded too quickly.
On the front foot, the members of the [Heihua] group finished their messages.
On the back foot, they saw someone carrying a hotly searched report from China.
The entire chat group members, after seeing the truth of the matter.
I just feel like my outlook has collapsed.
The faith of more than 20 to [-] years collapsed.
"People from the mainland are so vicious."
"How can they bully people like this...wuwuwu..."
"I don't want to play anymore. I feel so stupid..."
[Heihua] Members of the group, they can be easily brainwashed by the forces of Great Britain.
It proves that they are a group of people who are not very smart, have high self-esteem, are glass-hearted and have no ability to think for themselves.
Chinese netizens simply made a move.
Just let them have a nervous breakdown and quit the group crying and making trouble...
However, there are also people like the Howard family on Twitter who are proficient in Chinese culture.
He didn't take the bait, and even immediately sensed that the wind was going in the wrong direction, and immediately closed the comment area.
Juwan Howard looked at his Twitter with pride. He closed all chat, message and private message functions.
"Fake, look at how you scumbags still scold me, you are just..."
Before Juwan Howard finished speaking, he noticed a red dot popping up on Twitter.
He clicked on the red dot to check it very strangely.
It's a system reminder.
There are new fans following him.
At first he didn't notice anything was wrong.
However, the number of fans grew exponentially over time.
Juwan Howard couldn't help but click on his watch list to take a look.
【Your whole family】is paying attention to you.
[Your dad is my son] is following you.
[I am your son’s biological father] I am paying attention to you.
......
Juwan Howard suddenly felt so angry that he fainted...
