Chapter 557: Cheers to the prosperity of the motherland!
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Nu Mu Jin Gang
This press conference in Great Britain lasted less than half an hour from beginning to end.
But its influence can be said to be a sensation all over the world.
The most excited and crazy people on the Internet are the Chinese.
Netizens said: [Can anyone tell me what happened?I forgot to take my phone with me when I took a pee, and as soon as I came out, the world changed.The king stepped down and the artifacts returned. 】
Netizens pushed their chest to the abdomen: "No, buddy, you can poop for half an hour without a mobile phone. You are also a talent." 】
Netizen Ju said the situation was not good: [The state must have taken action!This matter was predicted in the Yongle Dadian. 】
Netizen Minister Tobe: [It was our nuclear peace diplomacy that moved Great Britain. 】
...
There are a lot of rumors on the Internet, all kinds of conspiracy theories, conspiracy theories, and all kinds of analysis.
Some people say that the king was brought down by Naxu.
The people of Tianzhu played a big game of chess, just to change the world of Great Britain.
You colonized our country before, but now I want to take advantage of you.
Some people also say that Naxu is actually a descendant of the Chinese.
Because his mother’s mother once worked in a Chinese family.
Later, due to the outbreak of war, his grandfather went out to hide for three years. When he came back, his mother was already one year old.
After calculations by netizens using a binary linear equation, Naxxu has a high probability of being 1/4 of Chinese descent.
He now recognized his ancestors and returned to his clan, and received a certificate of honor.
Others thought this was a delaying tactic by Great Britain.
The specific purpose of delaying the troops is a state secret!
Don't talk nonsense!
It's just inscrutable anyway.
If you really want to know, you have to take a taxi to Kyoto.
Get the inside scoop from Kyoto taxi drivers.
These people's hands and eyes are wide open, and they can meet heads of state to discuss the international situation even if they eat Erliang soybean noodles.
They range from the top dignitaries of China to the tyrant of Dongcheng who has been dead for many years.
Hey, there's no master they don't know.
As soon as you get on the bus, say "Brother, do you know about that..."
He can tell you ten versions of the world-class secret from 99, and he will never hide it in the whole process.
Although there are various speculations and opinions.
But no one denies that the fact that the old empire has surrendered today is a sign of the rise of China.
In the future, history and political subjects will definitely be tested.
That night, many students who were about to take the college entrance examination hid in bed and cried.
"Why the hell did I choose politics..."
"Why the hell did I choose to take the history exam..."
...
Usually at this time, there is only news about foreign countries.
There will be all kinds of reflection monsters and filial sons in the comment area.
There is no way, who makes foreign animal husbandry several levels ahead of China.
Netizens were saddened by the loss and silently observed the comments on each news software.
He wondered, "Why is there no reflection monster in today's news? It's a bit strange."
When this message was edited and ready to be sent, it was seen by Sheng Xiaohui beside him.
"Village Chief Song, is it strange that there is no reflection today? A normal person would reflect on it every day. The reason why there is no reflection today is because Great Britain has stopped funding these people and they have no money to speak online."
Song Tao's face turned red and he quickly locked the screen of his phone.
Revealing your ID is a very dangerous thing.
Huang Shichun silently opened a bottle of Moutai.
He won't bully anymore, this is bullshit.
Teachers and students join forces to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers.
I was the one stupid enough to put it on... It was like a long jump in a pit, and I passed the dung...
Although Huang Shichun lost the bet, everyone regarded the bet as a banquet joke and no one taunted him.
After all, everyone present seemed... to have been shown off by Qin Chuan.
Chang Guoli was in a good mood, holding up his glass of wine and preparing to say a few words.
At this moment, his cell phone rang.
As the secretary, Fu Hongnian glanced at it, stood up instantly, and handed the phone to Chang Guoli.
"Leader, call..."
"Hey, now is the time to be happy, so don't answer the phone."
Since Chang Guoli took office, there are always people who like to call him after work to report on their work.
It highlights that he is diligent and motivated, and only sees work and nothing else.
But this kind of king ignores one thing, that is, leaders are also human beings.
The boss really wants to have a good time after get off work.
As a result, the exam king was in a good position. After the subordinates were examed, he was examed, and after he was examed, he was examed for the leader.
"No...it's a call from the leader."
"I know it's my call. But I don't want to answer it. Didn't you see that everyone is waiting with glasses of wine?"
Fu Hongnian was so anxious that he thrust his phone directly into Chang Guoli's face and yelled.
"Leader, it's the big leader! It's the big leader's call!!!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole table changed color.
We are all smart people, and it goes without saying who the leader is... Needless to say.
Chang Guoli was stunned and looked at the incoming call on his mobile phone.
In just one second, the impatience and slight anger on his face disappeared without a trace.
He put on a serious look.
Chang Guoli put down his wine glass, smoothed his clothes, then rolled up his sleeves, took the phone, took a deep breath, pressed the connect button, and said in a respectful tone.
"lead."
Everyone at the scene held their breath and listened quietly to Chang Guoli's speech.
"Um...Yes, leader, this is true."
"Great Britain has no other demands and should not dare to have any other demands."
"I have contacted the Haining Provincial Museum for the returned cultural relics. They are fully responsible for the reception of this batch of cultural relics."
"Boss, I didn't hide it on purpose, it just happened suddenly. We only communicated it the day before yesterday, and he announced it today."
"Oh, it's not that I don't want to give it to the Kyoto Museum. If the Kyoto Museum accepts this batch of cultural relics, the communication process will be delayed for a long time. I am afraid that things will change if it is delayed, so I first put them in the Haining Provincial Museum under my jurisdiction."
"Yes, yes, leader, I will pay attention next time. If there is any situation, report it immediately!"
"Oh, no rewards, just serve the people."
"Actually, it's all thanks to my students this time."
"Yes, Qin Chuan, that's him."
"For a good leader, I will definitely praise him."
"Well, goodbye leader."
After hanging up the phone, Chang Guoli slowly sat on the chair and breathed a long sigh of relief.
Everyone waited with bated breath, waiting for Chang Guoli to calm down and speak.
No one would be stupid enough to ask the other party what the big leader said.
After a while, the tension on Chang Guoli's face subsided.
He put on his friendly smile again.
A large paragraph of generous and passionate words that I had originally prepared was abandoned at this moment.
"Everyone, let's drink to the prosperity of our motherland!"
Everyone at the scene raised their glasses to the sky and shouted
"Dry!"
"Dry!"
"Dry!"
...
Chang Guoli finished his drink and looked at Qin Chuan with a smile.
"Xiaochuan, the leader asked me to ask you. You have made such great contributions to the country this time. What reward do you want?"
But its influence can be said to be a sensation all over the world.
The most excited and crazy people on the Internet are the Chinese.
Netizens said: [Can anyone tell me what happened?I forgot to take my phone with me when I took a pee, and as soon as I came out, the world changed.The king stepped down and the artifacts returned. 】
Netizens pushed their chest to the abdomen: "No, buddy, you can poop for half an hour without a mobile phone. You are also a talent." 】
Netizen Ju said the situation was not good: [The state must have taken action!This matter was predicted in the Yongle Dadian. 】
Netizen Minister Tobe: [It was our nuclear peace diplomacy that moved Great Britain. 】
...
There are a lot of rumors on the Internet, all kinds of conspiracy theories, conspiracy theories, and all kinds of analysis.
Some people say that the king was brought down by Naxu.
The people of Tianzhu played a big game of chess, just to change the world of Great Britain.
You colonized our country before, but now I want to take advantage of you.
Some people also say that Naxu is actually a descendant of the Chinese.
Because his mother’s mother once worked in a Chinese family.
Later, due to the outbreak of war, his grandfather went out to hide for three years. When he came back, his mother was already one year old.
After calculations by netizens using a binary linear equation, Naxxu has a high probability of being 1/4 of Chinese descent.
He now recognized his ancestors and returned to his clan, and received a certificate of honor.
Others thought this was a delaying tactic by Great Britain.
The specific purpose of delaying the troops is a state secret!
Don't talk nonsense!
It's just inscrutable anyway.
If you really want to know, you have to take a taxi to Kyoto.
Get the inside scoop from Kyoto taxi drivers.
These people's hands and eyes are wide open, and they can meet heads of state to discuss the international situation even if they eat Erliang soybean noodles.
They range from the top dignitaries of China to the tyrant of Dongcheng who has been dead for many years.
Hey, there's no master they don't know.
As soon as you get on the bus, say "Brother, do you know about that..."
He can tell you ten versions of the world-class secret from 99, and he will never hide it in the whole process.
Although there are various speculations and opinions.
But no one denies that the fact that the old empire has surrendered today is a sign of the rise of China.
In the future, history and political subjects will definitely be tested.
That night, many students who were about to take the college entrance examination hid in bed and cried.
"Why the hell did I choose politics..."
"Why the hell did I choose to take the history exam..."
...
Usually at this time, there is only news about foreign countries.
There will be all kinds of reflection monsters and filial sons in the comment area.
There is no way, who makes foreign animal husbandry several levels ahead of China.
Netizens were saddened by the loss and silently observed the comments on each news software.
He wondered, "Why is there no reflection monster in today's news? It's a bit strange."
When this message was edited and ready to be sent, it was seen by Sheng Xiaohui beside him.
"Village Chief Song, is it strange that there is no reflection today? A normal person would reflect on it every day. The reason why there is no reflection today is because Great Britain has stopped funding these people and they have no money to speak online."
Song Tao's face turned red and he quickly locked the screen of his phone.
Revealing your ID is a very dangerous thing.
Huang Shichun silently opened a bottle of Moutai.
He won't bully anymore, this is bullshit.
Teachers and students join forces to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers.
I was the one stupid enough to put it on... It was like a long jump in a pit, and I passed the dung...
Although Huang Shichun lost the bet, everyone regarded the bet as a banquet joke and no one taunted him.
After all, everyone present seemed... to have been shown off by Qin Chuan.
Chang Guoli was in a good mood, holding up his glass of wine and preparing to say a few words.
At this moment, his cell phone rang.
As the secretary, Fu Hongnian glanced at it, stood up instantly, and handed the phone to Chang Guoli.
"Leader, call..."
"Hey, now is the time to be happy, so don't answer the phone."
Since Chang Guoli took office, there are always people who like to call him after work to report on their work.
It highlights that he is diligent and motivated, and only sees work and nothing else.
But this kind of king ignores one thing, that is, leaders are also human beings.
The boss really wants to have a good time after get off work.
As a result, the exam king was in a good position. After the subordinates were examed, he was examed, and after he was examed, he was examed for the leader.
"No...it's a call from the leader."
"I know it's my call. But I don't want to answer it. Didn't you see that everyone is waiting with glasses of wine?"
Fu Hongnian was so anxious that he thrust his phone directly into Chang Guoli's face and yelled.
"Leader, it's the big leader! It's the big leader's call!!!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole table changed color.
We are all smart people, and it goes without saying who the leader is... Needless to say.
Chang Guoli was stunned and looked at the incoming call on his mobile phone.
In just one second, the impatience and slight anger on his face disappeared without a trace.
He put on a serious look.
Chang Guoli put down his wine glass, smoothed his clothes, then rolled up his sleeves, took the phone, took a deep breath, pressed the connect button, and said in a respectful tone.
"lead."
Everyone at the scene held their breath and listened quietly to Chang Guoli's speech.
"Um...Yes, leader, this is true."
"Great Britain has no other demands and should not dare to have any other demands."
"I have contacted the Haining Provincial Museum for the returned cultural relics. They are fully responsible for the reception of this batch of cultural relics."
"Boss, I didn't hide it on purpose, it just happened suddenly. We only communicated it the day before yesterday, and he announced it today."
"Oh, it's not that I don't want to give it to the Kyoto Museum. If the Kyoto Museum accepts this batch of cultural relics, the communication process will be delayed for a long time. I am afraid that things will change if it is delayed, so I first put them in the Haining Provincial Museum under my jurisdiction."
"Yes, yes, leader, I will pay attention next time. If there is any situation, report it immediately!"
"Oh, no rewards, just serve the people."
"Actually, it's all thanks to my students this time."
"Yes, Qin Chuan, that's him."
"For a good leader, I will definitely praise him."
"Well, goodbye leader."
After hanging up the phone, Chang Guoli slowly sat on the chair and breathed a long sigh of relief.
Everyone waited with bated breath, waiting for Chang Guoli to calm down and speak.
No one would be stupid enough to ask the other party what the big leader said.
After a while, the tension on Chang Guoli's face subsided.
He put on his friendly smile again.
A large paragraph of generous and passionate words that I had originally prepared was abandoned at this moment.
"Everyone, let's drink to the prosperity of our motherland!"
Everyone at the scene raised their glasses to the sky and shouted
"Dry!"
"Dry!"
"Dry!"
...
Chang Guoli finished his drink and looked at Qin Chuan with a smile.
"Xiaochuan, the leader asked me to ask you. You have made such great contributions to the country this time. What reward do you want?"
