Chapter 132: Charming on the outside, crazy on the inside
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Zhong Er Shi Bing Wo Bu Zhi
Hinata's people finally left with full of grievance and anger.
They were both well-known in the ninja world, and they were so embarrassed that they took the initiative to provoke someone and then were provoked by the other party alone. It made them want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
But what made them want to die the most was not that their opponents spared their lives, but what that Uchiha said after defeating them: "Since you don't want to fight, let's all have fun together, right?" 】
Then they started to get them to drink and sing!
When it comes to drinking, the other party only cares about themselves after testing it out, but when it comes to forcing them to sing together, it is simply unbearable!
Forget it if you don’t know what ditty you’re singing!At worst, you could just follow some Uchiha drunkard and fool around with him!
But you actually want someone to reproduce that weird tune exactly as it is. If you don’t reproduce it, you have to gouge your eyes out. Isn’t it too inhumane?
Who the hell knows what the hell you're singing about?
And you are definitely looking for trouble on purpose if you can't sing the tune yourself the second time and you still want others to sing it, right? !
If the cat on the head of the drunkard hadn't been blown away by the song at the end, and he slapped the drunkard down with a paw, it's not sure whether their team would have been able to go back together today.
Because if they lose the provocation, they will die. It’s because their skills are inferior to others, and they admit it.
But if they die because they can’t sing a weird tune, their eyes are gouged out and the magic is performed, even if they die, they will use their spiritual bodies to crawl back from the pure land and curse this drunkard!
No such thing!
Even if it's an insult, it's not like this!
Senju, who was watching everything, was not in a good mood. After Ling finished the fight, he forced Hinata's leading young man to go to the counter and asked for another bottle of wine, just like he was carrying a chicken. As if he didn't care at all about what happened just now, he took people to find an empty table and sat down and started drinking.
Up to this point, the Thousand Hands could actually accept it. After all, they were all wealthy people who came to the Iron Kingdom to supply supplies. They fought and fought, and it was easier for both parties to talk after saving their lives - but this only lasted until Ling opened his mouth to sing.
The first time Ling opened his voice, Senju Ming hugged Senju Chongxing's arm with a look of fear on his face, wanting to ask Uchiha if he had developed some evil musical illusion technique, but when he saw the two Uchiha opposite him, he also After a distorted look on his face, the inquiry turned into a question - [Why didn't you stop me!Isn’t it painful to listen to a drunkard singing? ! 】
The two Uchiha's answers were also highly unified - [You go ahead, we will never stop you. 】
The subsequent conversation between the two Uchiha made the Senjus collapse even more.
[Is this what you call out of tune?Is he... is he tuned in? 】
[I just said don't be curious, don't be curious...just wait, it will take a while before it calms down. 】
[...How about I go back to my uncle first to report the news? 】
[Good brothers share blessings and hardships, are you willing to do so? 】
[It is said that you are going to hurt your brother for the sake of your brother. Are you willing to let your best friend suffer? 】
[That's true, but if you dare to leave me alone to deal with Ling, I can even stab you twice... Just tell me whether you believe it or not. 】
Then Uchiha Eiji cursed himself in a low voice and covered his ears with a painful expression, while Uchiha Masaki continued to destroy the desserts with a numb face.
Senju Makoto immediately looked at Uchiha Eiji a few more times - you just couldn't suppress your damn curiosity and let this drunkard come out to cause harm to people, right?
On the other side, Senju Juxing never imagined that Uchiha Ling, who had always been calm and self-reliant and suppressed his fellow Senju peers, actually had such a side, with a very complicated expression.
But while his mentality was complicated, he was also calculating whether there was a chance to keep Uchiha Ling here - as long as Uchiha Ling was removed, the Uchiha of the same generation without a leader and goal would be much easier to deal with.
Until he saw the Ninja cat, which was about the size of a palm and had been pretending to sleep with its paw on top of Ling's head, was singing until its hair exploded, and instantly turned into the size of a leopard. With one paw, it knocked down Ling, who was still singing, and was still cursing. What are you talking about [I have never heard such an ugly song in my entire life!If you get drunk in front of me again, I will kill myself right there!And he will avoid Uchiha from now on! 】
Lived this long?Avoid Uchiha after committing suicide?
Senju Juxing immediately stopped thinking about taking action, and only stared at the leopard-sized Nekomata who was stepping on Ling. He thought about going to the Uzumaki clan to ask if there are any ninja beasts that can be resurrected after death. Or it may exist in the form of a spirit body.
After all, the ninja world is so big, and any ninja beast who dares to say "I have lived for so long" will not be an easy character to deal with.
After a brief daze, Uchiha Masaki and Uchiha Eiji quickly stood up and walked around the twisted Hyuga ninja. One person lifted up the unconscious Ling, and the other picked up the blue Nekomata who had turned into a kitten. , nodded to everyone present and left quickly.
Looking at the Uchihas leaving, Senju Ming's facial features almost twisted together, "What do they mean? We and Hinata are the ones who have been poisoned, right?"
Senju Makoto looked at the Hyuga ninjas helping each other to leave, and couldn't help but raise his hands and rub his ears, "That Uchiha Ling is really terrifying in every field..."
"The Hitomi family's brains are more or less sick, and it's not just a day or two..." Senju Juxing couldn't help but raised his hands and rubbed his ears, "Look at the Hinatas, haven't they been hurt by Uchiha's mouth? Is it wise?"
"It also has something to do with the ninja who is not the leader, right?" Senju Makoto withdrew his gaze, "At least I haven't seen any ninja other than our clan dare to provoke Uchiha Ling after fighting against him...except for Yi, that guy's brain It’s broken.”
"Speaking of this, didn't Hashirama run out before? Bai Mo, who went to pick up someone, said that it seemed that he just wanted to see this Uchiha Ling, and he was still with Yi..." Senju Chongxing couldn't help but raise his hand. He covered his face and said, "You are so cowardly."
"Don't mention it, I feel like that kid is totally unreliable as a clan leader -" Senju Ming snorted, "Seriously, why don't you propose to Uncle Fushima to learn from Uchiha's screening system?
We will fight and scold Uchiha, but I also want a future clan leader like Uchiha Ling who can speak and fight, and who is tolerant of all things. "
"Tolerant of all things?" Qianshou Zhongxing's mouth twitched, "Sister, why do you think that guy who is graceful on the outside but crazy on the inside is tolerant of all things?"
"Look, he didn't even kill those Hinata. It was obvious that he provoked them first and then caused trouble, but after that, he was able to get people to drink together - and you saw it, right? That guy Even after I became blind, I was surrounded by so many people in Uchiha."
"Then sister, haven't you seen that the other two guys have more fear than respect in their eyes? If you are surrounded by people in Uchiha, will you be a tolerant and tolerant person?
Uchiha are just a group of mentally ill people who only have Mu Qiang thoughts in their minds!That’s why I can’t trust you, sister—didn’t your body and brain stop developing at the same time? "
"Smelly brother, try saying something again! I'm going to beat you!"
Senju Makoto: ...Not to mention the clan leader, you are pretty much screwed too.
They were both well-known in the ninja world, and they were so embarrassed that they took the initiative to provoke someone and then were provoked by the other party alone. It made them want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
But what made them want to die the most was not that their opponents spared their lives, but what that Uchiha said after defeating them: "Since you don't want to fight, let's all have fun together, right?" 】
Then they started to get them to drink and sing!
When it comes to drinking, the other party only cares about themselves after testing it out, but when it comes to forcing them to sing together, it is simply unbearable!
Forget it if you don’t know what ditty you’re singing!At worst, you could just follow some Uchiha drunkard and fool around with him!
But you actually want someone to reproduce that weird tune exactly as it is. If you don’t reproduce it, you have to gouge your eyes out. Isn’t it too inhumane?
Who the hell knows what the hell you're singing about?
And you are definitely looking for trouble on purpose if you can't sing the tune yourself the second time and you still want others to sing it, right? !
If the cat on the head of the drunkard hadn't been blown away by the song at the end, and he slapped the drunkard down with a paw, it's not sure whether their team would have been able to go back together today.
Because if they lose the provocation, they will die. It’s because their skills are inferior to others, and they admit it.
But if they die because they can’t sing a weird tune, their eyes are gouged out and the magic is performed, even if they die, they will use their spiritual bodies to crawl back from the pure land and curse this drunkard!
No such thing!
Even if it's an insult, it's not like this!
Senju, who was watching everything, was not in a good mood. After Ling finished the fight, he forced Hinata's leading young man to go to the counter and asked for another bottle of wine, just like he was carrying a chicken. As if he didn't care at all about what happened just now, he took people to find an empty table and sat down and started drinking.
Up to this point, the Thousand Hands could actually accept it. After all, they were all wealthy people who came to the Iron Kingdom to supply supplies. They fought and fought, and it was easier for both parties to talk after saving their lives - but this only lasted until Ling opened his mouth to sing.
The first time Ling opened his voice, Senju Ming hugged Senju Chongxing's arm with a look of fear on his face, wanting to ask Uchiha if he had developed some evil musical illusion technique, but when he saw the two Uchiha opposite him, he also After a distorted look on his face, the inquiry turned into a question - [Why didn't you stop me!Isn’t it painful to listen to a drunkard singing? ! 】
The two Uchiha's answers were also highly unified - [You go ahead, we will never stop you. 】
The subsequent conversation between the two Uchiha made the Senjus collapse even more.
[Is this what you call out of tune?Is he... is he tuned in? 】
[I just said don't be curious, don't be curious...just wait, it will take a while before it calms down. 】
[...How about I go back to my uncle first to report the news? 】
[Good brothers share blessings and hardships, are you willing to do so? 】
[It is said that you are going to hurt your brother for the sake of your brother. Are you willing to let your best friend suffer? 】
[That's true, but if you dare to leave me alone to deal with Ling, I can even stab you twice... Just tell me whether you believe it or not. 】
Then Uchiha Eiji cursed himself in a low voice and covered his ears with a painful expression, while Uchiha Masaki continued to destroy the desserts with a numb face.
Senju Makoto immediately looked at Uchiha Eiji a few more times - you just couldn't suppress your damn curiosity and let this drunkard come out to cause harm to people, right?
On the other side, Senju Juxing never imagined that Uchiha Ling, who had always been calm and self-reliant and suppressed his fellow Senju peers, actually had such a side, with a very complicated expression.
But while his mentality was complicated, he was also calculating whether there was a chance to keep Uchiha Ling here - as long as Uchiha Ling was removed, the Uchiha of the same generation without a leader and goal would be much easier to deal with.
Until he saw the Ninja cat, which was about the size of a palm and had been pretending to sleep with its paw on top of Ling's head, was singing until its hair exploded, and instantly turned into the size of a leopard. With one paw, it knocked down Ling, who was still singing, and was still cursing. What are you talking about [I have never heard such an ugly song in my entire life!If you get drunk in front of me again, I will kill myself right there!And he will avoid Uchiha from now on! 】
Lived this long?Avoid Uchiha after committing suicide?
Senju Juxing immediately stopped thinking about taking action, and only stared at the leopard-sized Nekomata who was stepping on Ling. He thought about going to the Uzumaki clan to ask if there are any ninja beasts that can be resurrected after death. Or it may exist in the form of a spirit body.
After all, the ninja world is so big, and any ninja beast who dares to say "I have lived for so long" will not be an easy character to deal with.
After a brief daze, Uchiha Masaki and Uchiha Eiji quickly stood up and walked around the twisted Hyuga ninja. One person lifted up the unconscious Ling, and the other picked up the blue Nekomata who had turned into a kitten. , nodded to everyone present and left quickly.
Looking at the Uchihas leaving, Senju Ming's facial features almost twisted together, "What do they mean? We and Hinata are the ones who have been poisoned, right?"
Senju Makoto looked at the Hyuga ninjas helping each other to leave, and couldn't help but raise his hands and rub his ears, "That Uchiha Ling is really terrifying in every field..."
"The Hitomi family's brains are more or less sick, and it's not just a day or two..." Senju Juxing couldn't help but raised his hands and rubbed his ears, "Look at the Hinatas, haven't they been hurt by Uchiha's mouth? Is it wise?"
"It also has something to do with the ninja who is not the leader, right?" Senju Makoto withdrew his gaze, "At least I haven't seen any ninja other than our clan dare to provoke Uchiha Ling after fighting against him...except for Yi, that guy's brain It’s broken.”
"Speaking of this, didn't Hashirama run out before? Bai Mo, who went to pick up someone, said that it seemed that he just wanted to see this Uchiha Ling, and he was still with Yi..." Senju Chongxing couldn't help but raise his hand. He covered his face and said, "You are so cowardly."
"Don't mention it, I feel like that kid is totally unreliable as a clan leader -" Senju Ming snorted, "Seriously, why don't you propose to Uncle Fushima to learn from Uchiha's screening system?
We will fight and scold Uchiha, but I also want a future clan leader like Uchiha Ling who can speak and fight, and who is tolerant of all things. "
"Tolerant of all things?" Qianshou Zhongxing's mouth twitched, "Sister, why do you think that guy who is graceful on the outside but crazy on the inside is tolerant of all things?"
"Look, he didn't even kill those Hinata. It was obvious that he provoked them first and then caused trouble, but after that, he was able to get people to drink together - and you saw it, right? That guy Even after I became blind, I was surrounded by so many people in Uchiha."
"Then sister, haven't you seen that the other two guys have more fear than respect in their eyes? If you are surrounded by people in Uchiha, will you be a tolerant and tolerant person?
Uchiha are just a group of mentally ill people who only have Mu Qiang thoughts in their minds!That’s why I can’t trust you, sister—didn’t your body and brain stop developing at the same time? "
"Smelly brother, try saying something again! I'm going to beat you!"
Senju Makoto: ...Not to mention the clan leader, you are pretty much screwed too.
