Chapter 249 Tobirama: Damn it, why are you Uchiha so weird?
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Zhong Er Shi Bing Wo Bu Zhi
Looking at the extraordinarily exquisite dessert in front of him, Tobirama's brain, which was always quick to think and react quickly, experienced a downtime for the first time in his life.
If he remembered correctly, just ten minutes ago, one of the two people in front of him was unabashedly releasing murderous intent towards him, and the other was unabashedly malicious. But now he was actually treated to dessert by these two people. ?
Tobirama couldn't help but tilted his head slightly with a dull face, [Could it be that I misremembered the Uchiha family crest?Otherwise, why would these two Uchihas treat me, a Senju, to such expensive desserts? 】
"What? Doesn't it suit your taste?" Uchiha Eiji poked a dumpling covered in brown sugar syrup with a bamboo skewer and put it in his mouth. "I specially ordered something light for you - don't be too ungrateful."
Tobirama suddenly came back to his senses. He shook his head slightly and nodded at Uchiha Eiji. He picked up the small spoon on the plate in front of him and ate silently. Although he didn't understand what was going on, it was better to follow them. ——Well, what a subtle taste.
Uchiha Masaki stabbed the wagashi in front of him with a small bamboo knife, but kept his eyes locked on Tobirama. When he was about to finish eating, he finally said, "Hey, kid, what's your name?"
Tobirama's hand shook, and the dessert that had been filled fell out of the spoon, but he didn't deal with it. He just put down the spoon, took back his hands and put them on his legs, "...Tobirama."
"Tobirama..." Uchiha Eiji swallowed the food in his mouth and showed a thoughtful expression, "Then what is your brother's name?"
"His name is Hashirama."
When he finished speaking, Tobirama saw Uchiha Eiji's expression full of confusion, and when he turned his gaze, he saw Uchiha Masaki also looking blank.
Uchiha Eiji reached out and rubbed the top of Tobirama's hair, with a face full of pity, "How pitiful - she is obviously a rare beauty in your clan, but she was named Damon. This is similar to a girl being named a man. What's the difference? Poor, so pitiful."
Tobirama: ...What, does this Uchiha want to put pressure on me through words because he can't do anything?
"Do you know what your brother said?" Uchiha Masaki propped his chin and looked indifferently, "It was about him helping Ling."
Tobirama turned his head again and shook his head at Masaki Uchiha.
"What about him following Uzumaki Yi in disguise and going to the Kingdom of Thunder?"
Tobirama nodded.
"Is that kid the heir? Your clan allows the heir to run around alone with other ninjas?"
Tobirama hesitated a little this time before speaking slowly, "At that time, my eldest brother insisted on seeing Uchiha Ling. I was afraid that he would be stupid and go find it on his own, so I asked him to ask Brother Yi for help."
"Hey... was it actually your idea? It's amazing at such a young age - by the way, why does your brother want to see Ling Jun?" Uchiha Eiji asked, "Is there something wrong with his brain?"
Tobirama choked and shook his head hesitantly, "I'm not sure."
"It's really hard for you to have such a brother at such a young age - no wonder you are so sensible." Uchiha Eiji said in a sigh, "Your brother must have caused you a lot of trouble, right? Like today."
This time, it was hard for Tobirama to nod his head in disapproval. He was indeed forced to grow up and bear too much because of his elder brother's disconnection.
Uchiha Eiji just asked one irrelevant question after another, and Tobirama also carefully considered his words before answering.
During this process, Uchiha Masaki kept staring at Tobirama, frowning more and more, and finally couldn't help but clicked his tongue and stretched out his hand to Tobirama, "No, I still can't bear it-"
Looking at the hand stretched out by the other party, Tobirama opened his eyes slightly and subconsciously turned his head to avoid it, but the next second he pulled it back and wiped the corner of his mouth with a cloth.
Between the doors: ...
【? ? ? ? ? 】
[No, I can understand the expression on your face just now that you want to slap me. What are you trying to do by wiping my mouth? 】
Looking at Tobirama's frightened and stunned eyes, Uchiha Masaki clicked his tongue again, and carefully helped Tobirama clean the residue on his mouth, "Are you a waste who can't take care of yourself? You can eat with a spoon. It’s all over your face?”
Tobirama looked at Masaki Uchiha with even weirder eyes, and his lips moved, but in the end he just lowered his head and said sorry and sat there quietly again.
"Wow - Tobirama, you are really well-behaved and calm." Uchiha Eiji laughed strangely, raised his hand to pinch Tobirama's face, "You didn't get angry even after being provoked like that! By the way, you and your brother are really Are they biological? Their looks are so different!"
Tobirama:......(▼ヘ▼#)
[Are you really provoking now? 】
Watching Tobirama turn his face away slightly to avoid his hand, Uchiha Eiji didn't pinch him again, but looked at Uchiha Masaki who threw the cloth to the ground angrily and said, "By the way, you know about your brother's eyes opening." Yet?"
"Yeah, I know." Uchiha Masaki finished the dessert in front of him in several bites, crossed his arms and leaned against the wall with an irritated expression, "What's wrong?"
"Then do you know why he opened his eyes?" Uchiha Eiji looked very interested in this, "Isn't he younger than you when you opened your eyes now?"
"Well, my brother's talent is better than mine. As for the reason for opening his eyes..." Uchiha Masaki's tense face softened a little, and there was finally a smile in his eyes. "He wrote to me and told me that he I opened my eyes because I was afraid that Izuna would be hurt and that I would be scolded by Madara——
Putting aside the fact that Ling should really educate his younger brother, how come these three brothers can bring trouble to me and my younger brother? "
"Hey hey hey - don't you think Ling Jun's brothers are actually very similar to Ling Jun?"
"Don't learn from the good ones, right?"
Seeing the two Uchiha who sandwiched him in the middle and suddenly started talking about his younger brother, Tobirama lowered his head, trying hard not to let the two of them see his distorted expression.
[Damn it, why are you Uchiha so weird? 】
If he remembered correctly, just ten minutes ago, one of the two people in front of him was unabashedly releasing murderous intent towards him, and the other was unabashedly malicious. But now he was actually treated to dessert by these two people. ?
Tobirama couldn't help but tilted his head slightly with a dull face, [Could it be that I misremembered the Uchiha family crest?Otherwise, why would these two Uchihas treat me, a Senju, to such expensive desserts? 】
"What? Doesn't it suit your taste?" Uchiha Eiji poked a dumpling covered in brown sugar syrup with a bamboo skewer and put it in his mouth. "I specially ordered something light for you - don't be too ungrateful."
Tobirama suddenly came back to his senses. He shook his head slightly and nodded at Uchiha Eiji. He picked up the small spoon on the plate in front of him and ate silently. Although he didn't understand what was going on, it was better to follow them. ——Well, what a subtle taste.
Uchiha Masaki stabbed the wagashi in front of him with a small bamboo knife, but kept his eyes locked on Tobirama. When he was about to finish eating, he finally said, "Hey, kid, what's your name?"
Tobirama's hand shook, and the dessert that had been filled fell out of the spoon, but he didn't deal with it. He just put down the spoon, took back his hands and put them on his legs, "...Tobirama."
"Tobirama..." Uchiha Eiji swallowed the food in his mouth and showed a thoughtful expression, "Then what is your brother's name?"
"His name is Hashirama."
When he finished speaking, Tobirama saw Uchiha Eiji's expression full of confusion, and when he turned his gaze, he saw Uchiha Masaki also looking blank.
Uchiha Eiji reached out and rubbed the top of Tobirama's hair, with a face full of pity, "How pitiful - she is obviously a rare beauty in your clan, but she was named Damon. This is similar to a girl being named a man. What's the difference? Poor, so pitiful."
Tobirama: ...What, does this Uchiha want to put pressure on me through words because he can't do anything?
"Do you know what your brother said?" Uchiha Masaki propped his chin and looked indifferently, "It was about him helping Ling."
Tobirama turned his head again and shook his head at Masaki Uchiha.
"What about him following Uzumaki Yi in disguise and going to the Kingdom of Thunder?"
Tobirama nodded.
"Is that kid the heir? Your clan allows the heir to run around alone with other ninjas?"
Tobirama hesitated a little this time before speaking slowly, "At that time, my eldest brother insisted on seeing Uchiha Ling. I was afraid that he would be stupid and go find it on his own, so I asked him to ask Brother Yi for help."
"Hey... was it actually your idea? It's amazing at such a young age - by the way, why does your brother want to see Ling Jun?" Uchiha Eiji asked, "Is there something wrong with his brain?"
Tobirama choked and shook his head hesitantly, "I'm not sure."
"It's really hard for you to have such a brother at such a young age - no wonder you are so sensible." Uchiha Eiji said in a sigh, "Your brother must have caused you a lot of trouble, right? Like today."
This time, it was hard for Tobirama to nod his head in disapproval. He was indeed forced to grow up and bear too much because of his elder brother's disconnection.
Uchiha Eiji just asked one irrelevant question after another, and Tobirama also carefully considered his words before answering.
During this process, Uchiha Masaki kept staring at Tobirama, frowning more and more, and finally couldn't help but clicked his tongue and stretched out his hand to Tobirama, "No, I still can't bear it-"
Looking at the hand stretched out by the other party, Tobirama opened his eyes slightly and subconsciously turned his head to avoid it, but the next second he pulled it back and wiped the corner of his mouth with a cloth.
Between the doors: ...
【? ? ? ? ? 】
[No, I can understand the expression on your face just now that you want to slap me. What are you trying to do by wiping my mouth? 】
Looking at Tobirama's frightened and stunned eyes, Uchiha Masaki clicked his tongue again, and carefully helped Tobirama clean the residue on his mouth, "Are you a waste who can't take care of yourself? You can eat with a spoon. It’s all over your face?”
Tobirama looked at Masaki Uchiha with even weirder eyes, and his lips moved, but in the end he just lowered his head and said sorry and sat there quietly again.
"Wow - Tobirama, you are really well-behaved and calm." Uchiha Eiji laughed strangely, raised his hand to pinch Tobirama's face, "You didn't get angry even after being provoked like that! By the way, you and your brother are really Are they biological? Their looks are so different!"
Tobirama:......(▼ヘ▼#)
[Are you really provoking now? 】
Watching Tobirama turn his face away slightly to avoid his hand, Uchiha Eiji didn't pinch him again, but looked at Uchiha Masaki who threw the cloth to the ground angrily and said, "By the way, you know about your brother's eyes opening." Yet?"
"Yeah, I know." Uchiha Masaki finished the dessert in front of him in several bites, crossed his arms and leaned against the wall with an irritated expression, "What's wrong?"
"Then do you know why he opened his eyes?" Uchiha Eiji looked very interested in this, "Isn't he younger than you when you opened your eyes now?"
"Well, my brother's talent is better than mine. As for the reason for opening his eyes..." Uchiha Masaki's tense face softened a little, and there was finally a smile in his eyes. "He wrote to me and told me that he I opened my eyes because I was afraid that Izuna would be hurt and that I would be scolded by Madara——
Putting aside the fact that Ling should really educate his younger brother, how come these three brothers can bring trouble to me and my younger brother? "
"Hey hey hey - don't you think Ling Jun's brothers are actually very similar to Ling Jun?"
"Don't learn from the good ones, right?"
Seeing the two Uchiha who sandwiched him in the middle and suddenly started talking about his younger brother, Tobirama lowered his head, trying hard not to let the two of them see his distorted expression.
[Damn it, why are you Uchiha so weird? 】
