Chapter 311 Kurama: ...You Uzumakis are sick, right? [Part [-]]
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Zhong Er Shi Bing Wo Bu Zhi
"It's not fair! You and I are obviously ninjas from friendly tribes, but those Uchihas will never speak coldly to you!" The black-haired young man's face was full of indignation, "They are just engaging in gender discrimination!"
"What is sexism?" The purple-haired kunoichi smiled in an unladylike manner, "The Uchiha clan is already overly aggressive, why should they fall in love with you if you can't beat them?
Not to mention that there are already few female ninjas, and their internal digestion is not enough. If you want to marry off members of their families, who are they targeting if they don't target you? "
"I just want to find someone stronger than me to go back and eat soft rice!" The young man's voice weakened obviously, but he still frowned, "Besides, even if I marry him back, when he wakes up the blood inheritance limit or has a child With the blood inheritance limit, I still have to visit the clan with her to see if the blood inheritance will be sealed and continue to live in our Kurama, or if I will follow them back to Uchiha - why can't I marry someone better than me?"
"It's all nonsense." The leading kunoichi snorted, "When you hold this kind of idea, it's impossible for any Uchiha to like you."
The young man stood behind and pouted in a low voice, "So after defeating so many Uchihas, you still can't find a partner?"
"you--"
"What am I!" The young man's voice was particularly strong, but his body had honestly hid behind the purple-haired kunoichi who was already laughing loudly. "I warn you not to vent on me the resentment you have been asking for for many years! I will resist!"
"Goose goose goose goose -" the purple-haired kunoichi smiled more cheerfully, "Yoshino, well said! Hahahaha goose goose!"
"Melt Dance!" The kunoichi looked a little angry, but after looking at the purple-haired kunoichi for a moment, she turned her fire on the young man, "You deserve to be ignored!"
"What are you talking about!" Kurama Yoshino's eyes widened, "How come no one wants me! I'm pretty, gentle and considerate, and I can also call people sister - why no one wants me!"
Kurama Ronwu laughed and rubbed her belly, "Goose goose - who wants - who wants to marry a younger brother? Goose goose goose - Yoshino, if you continue to call me sister this time - I'm afraid your wedding meal will not be this year. I can’t even eat goose, goose, goose!”
"That, that..."
Now the seriousness on Kurama Gingka's face could no longer be maintained. She coughed lightly and turned around quickly, "That's right. Who wants to marry a younger brother - of course they have to find an older brother."
"Everyone……"
"Hmph, I'm afraid your brother won't want to pay attention to you this time..." Kurama Yoshino became depressed, "I have to run this far in this cold weather every year, and when I get there, I will be stared at by them again. Please forgive me..."
"Well, please listen to me, everyone!"
The three people walking at the front stopped talking and slowed down to look at the person speaking behind them. Then Kurama Gingka was the first to speak, "What's wrong? Purple."
The kunoichi who had yelled before suddenly grabbed the clothes on her chest nervously, lowered her head, and spoke hesitantly, her voice getting lower and lower, "That, that... the must-see section ahead... it seems like someone is there. ...Judging from the chakra, it's very, very likely..."
Fortunately, the people around him had a tacit understanding and could barely hear what the sentient ninja in their team was saying, and roughly guessed what she wanted to say.
Kurama Gingka immediately frowned, "Are they those stupid redheads looking for trouble again?"
Kurama Zi nodded weakly, and after a brief hesitation, he retracted into the large team behind him, shrinking his presence.
"Wow - isn't it? Five years! A full five years!" Kurama Yoshino scratched his hair and looked like he had a headache. "It's such a cold day, can't they give up staying with us and go to the Senju clan to socialize? ?”
"Hi -" Kurama Melange waved his hand and joked, "I can't help it, except for the Senju, who in the ninja world doesn't like the beautiful Uchiha? Before, I heard that Uzumaki Yang and their team leader were discussing how to get from us. Let’s grab an Uchiha who will come back with us.”
"Their team leader isn't much better!" Kurama Gingka narrowed his eyes dangerously, "You bitch who dares to steal a man from me... let's see what these damn redheads are planning to do this year."
Seeing Kurama Gingka, who was obviously getting really angry, Kurama Yoshino and Kurama Melangwu both silenced themselves in unison, and at the same time called on the people in the team to prepare their weapons and be ready for battle at all times.
Just like the Kurama clan comes to visit Uchiha every year in order to promote the relationship between the two clans through marriage, the Uzumaki clan and the Senju clan also visit each other frequently at this time of year.
However, the visits of these two clans are more intimate than those of other ninja clans. If you like someone, you can simply find a place to stay there, and just use the psychic beast to send a message home to let you know, and wait for two or three days before the end of the year. Come back again.
As a result, the communication teams between the two clans are much more frequent than those of other clans. Often, when other ninja clans communicate with each other once, the two clans can communicate two or three times. If it weren't for the Uzumaki family's secret technique that is almost dissolved in the blood, it requires recognition. Too high, the two races might have become one race now.
The Uzumaki clan team in front of them can appear at this time. According to the habits of the two clans, it is obviously not the first communication team - but this is not what annoys Kurama and his party the most. What annoys them the most is that the other party is here. A simple camp built on the way to the Minami River!
Kurama Gingka looked at the simple camp where she had obviously stayed for more than a day, and the veins on her forehead were pulsing. However, she still cautiously stopped at a safe distance and looked at the little rabbit weaving hay by the fire to amuse her sister without hiding it. red-haired young man.
The young man would not ignore such an obvious hostility. He knitted the little bunny in his hand and gave it to his sister. Then he pinched his bun in the eyes of his sister with gritted teeth. Then he stood up with a smile and said quite a bit. Say hello to Jilai Shudi, "Hey, it's a bit late this year! I've been waiting for three days!"
"Hmph... If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you're farting, hurry up," Kurama Gingka crossed his arms, looking a little impatient, "I don't have time to waste here with you, a bastard who likes to tangle."
"Don't be so cold -" the red-haired young man put his hands in his pockets and smiled cheerfully, "We have the same interests, right? After all, aren't we all devoted to Ling?"
"Uzumaki Yi, let me say it again," Kurama Gingka narrowed his eyes dangerously, "I have no time to waste with you."
"Okay, okay, as usual, can you bring a message to Ling for me?" Uzumaki Yi raised his hand and took two steps back without hesitation, "I have collected the things he wants and let him come next year. The Kingdom of Sichuan is looking for me - well, of course, whether he can get them all depends on his ability, by the way, I will be active in the southwest of the Kingdom of Sichuan."
Kurama Gingka frowned tightly. For a ninja, exposing his whereabouts to this degree was no different than inviting a fight.
[This shameless person. 】
"That's what I want to say, please bring it to me?" Of course, Uzumaki Yi couldn't hear Kurama Gingka's inner curse. After finishing speaking, he didn't want to leave any more variables, and raised his hand to greet the team behind him. "As per the old rules, I will let the clan reduce its mission to the Country of Tea."
Seeing that the other person was about to leave without any regrets, Kurama Yoshino finally couldn't help it, "Let me tell you, what's that Yi-"
"Huh?" Uzumaki Yi stopped and turned around, "What's wrong? Is there anything you want me to say to that Senju?"
"I'm not like a guy like you who is full of quirks -" Kurama Yoshino said with disgust on his face, "Can't you set up a private communication channel? Do you insist that we help you pass the message over and over again?"
"Of course not. Wouldn't that be a complete collaboration with the enemy?"
Seeing the stern look on Uzumaki Yiman's face, Kurama Yoshino couldn't help but use his peripheral vision to observe the expressions of the other Uzumaki, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth - "Is there any difference between you and a collaborator now?"
"Of course there is. After all, no matter how close Ling and I are through irregular intermediaries, you still have no real evidence that can be used to attack me, right?"
Uzumaki Yi smiled, "What's more, with the current relationship between me and Ling, even if I don't contact him, he will find ways to come to me in a few days - to put it bluntly, Ling can't live without me now!"
"Hey - it's not a normal thing in the first place, but it feels even more disgusting when you say it like that," Kurama Rongwu said with a blank expression, "By the way, you are already engaged, right? Are you really engaged? Don't It’s because of the engagement that he has the same perverted thoughts as that Yang.”
"What are you talking about! How can you use Yang's expectations for Uchiha to measure the emotions between me and Ling!" Uzumaki Yi seemed to have been touched by some bottom line, "Don't use your inherent expectations They look at the friendship between Ling and I with a prejudiced eye! We can't be more sincere towards each other!"
"Hey, hey, just say it, don't step on me, okay?" Uzumaki Yang's mouth twitched, "What's wrong with me plotting against Uchiha? It's reasonable, okay? It's you and the blind man who are abnormal."
"What's abnormal!" Uzumaki Yi frowned, "We all sincerely acknowledge each other and sincerely want to kill each other. How can you say that such sincere emotions are abnormal!"
Uzumaki Yang looked disgusted, "Who wants to kill the other party would exchange information in private so frequently..."
"A battle is a battle, and a transaction is a transaction. These are two different things. Yang, one cannot look at one thing with prejudice, otherwise it will only lead to wrong results."
Uzumaki Yi's face was still full of seriousness. If the words he said were not too outrageous in the eyes of everyone except him, it would be easy for him to be regarded as the normal one. "Anyway, I leave it to you to carry the message to Ling. After all, This is the first time that Ling has so solemnly asked me to help him, and I want to give him the most sincere response as soon as possible."
Uzumaki Yi looked at Kurama and his team again, ignoring the weird expressions of everyone on the other side, his expression remained calm, and even showed an extremely expectant smile, "You must know that this is an agreement that only belongs to me and Ling, and you cannot touch it. ah."
"What is sexism?" The purple-haired kunoichi smiled in an unladylike manner, "The Uchiha clan is already overly aggressive, why should they fall in love with you if you can't beat them?
Not to mention that there are already few female ninjas, and their internal digestion is not enough. If you want to marry off members of their families, who are they targeting if they don't target you? "
"I just want to find someone stronger than me to go back and eat soft rice!" The young man's voice weakened obviously, but he still frowned, "Besides, even if I marry him back, when he wakes up the blood inheritance limit or has a child With the blood inheritance limit, I still have to visit the clan with her to see if the blood inheritance will be sealed and continue to live in our Kurama, or if I will follow them back to Uchiha - why can't I marry someone better than me?"
"It's all nonsense." The leading kunoichi snorted, "When you hold this kind of idea, it's impossible for any Uchiha to like you."
The young man stood behind and pouted in a low voice, "So after defeating so many Uchihas, you still can't find a partner?"
"you--"
"What am I!" The young man's voice was particularly strong, but his body had honestly hid behind the purple-haired kunoichi who was already laughing loudly. "I warn you not to vent on me the resentment you have been asking for for many years! I will resist!"
"Goose goose goose goose -" the purple-haired kunoichi smiled more cheerfully, "Yoshino, well said! Hahahaha goose goose!"
"Melt Dance!" The kunoichi looked a little angry, but after looking at the purple-haired kunoichi for a moment, she turned her fire on the young man, "You deserve to be ignored!"
"What are you talking about!" Kurama Yoshino's eyes widened, "How come no one wants me! I'm pretty, gentle and considerate, and I can also call people sister - why no one wants me!"
Kurama Ronwu laughed and rubbed her belly, "Goose goose - who wants - who wants to marry a younger brother? Goose goose goose - Yoshino, if you continue to call me sister this time - I'm afraid your wedding meal will not be this year. I can’t even eat goose, goose, goose!”
"That, that..."
Now the seriousness on Kurama Gingka's face could no longer be maintained. She coughed lightly and turned around quickly, "That's right. Who wants to marry a younger brother - of course they have to find an older brother."
"Everyone……"
"Hmph, I'm afraid your brother won't want to pay attention to you this time..." Kurama Yoshino became depressed, "I have to run this far in this cold weather every year, and when I get there, I will be stared at by them again. Please forgive me..."
"Well, please listen to me, everyone!"
The three people walking at the front stopped talking and slowed down to look at the person speaking behind them. Then Kurama Gingka was the first to speak, "What's wrong? Purple."
The kunoichi who had yelled before suddenly grabbed the clothes on her chest nervously, lowered her head, and spoke hesitantly, her voice getting lower and lower, "That, that... the must-see section ahead... it seems like someone is there. ...Judging from the chakra, it's very, very likely..."
Fortunately, the people around him had a tacit understanding and could barely hear what the sentient ninja in their team was saying, and roughly guessed what she wanted to say.
Kurama Gingka immediately frowned, "Are they those stupid redheads looking for trouble again?"
Kurama Zi nodded weakly, and after a brief hesitation, he retracted into the large team behind him, shrinking his presence.
"Wow - isn't it? Five years! A full five years!" Kurama Yoshino scratched his hair and looked like he had a headache. "It's such a cold day, can't they give up staying with us and go to the Senju clan to socialize? ?”
"Hi -" Kurama Melange waved his hand and joked, "I can't help it, except for the Senju, who in the ninja world doesn't like the beautiful Uchiha? Before, I heard that Uzumaki Yang and their team leader were discussing how to get from us. Let’s grab an Uchiha who will come back with us.”
"Their team leader isn't much better!" Kurama Gingka narrowed his eyes dangerously, "You bitch who dares to steal a man from me... let's see what these damn redheads are planning to do this year."
Seeing Kurama Gingka, who was obviously getting really angry, Kurama Yoshino and Kurama Melangwu both silenced themselves in unison, and at the same time called on the people in the team to prepare their weapons and be ready for battle at all times.
Just like the Kurama clan comes to visit Uchiha every year in order to promote the relationship between the two clans through marriage, the Uzumaki clan and the Senju clan also visit each other frequently at this time of year.
However, the visits of these two clans are more intimate than those of other ninja clans. If you like someone, you can simply find a place to stay there, and just use the psychic beast to send a message home to let you know, and wait for two or three days before the end of the year. Come back again.
As a result, the communication teams between the two clans are much more frequent than those of other clans. Often, when other ninja clans communicate with each other once, the two clans can communicate two or three times. If it weren't for the Uzumaki family's secret technique that is almost dissolved in the blood, it requires recognition. Too high, the two races might have become one race now.
The Uzumaki clan team in front of them can appear at this time. According to the habits of the two clans, it is obviously not the first communication team - but this is not what annoys Kurama and his party the most. What annoys them the most is that the other party is here. A simple camp built on the way to the Minami River!
Kurama Gingka looked at the simple camp where she had obviously stayed for more than a day, and the veins on her forehead were pulsing. However, she still cautiously stopped at a safe distance and looked at the little rabbit weaving hay by the fire to amuse her sister without hiding it. red-haired young man.
The young man would not ignore such an obvious hostility. He knitted the little bunny in his hand and gave it to his sister. Then he pinched his bun in the eyes of his sister with gritted teeth. Then he stood up with a smile and said quite a bit. Say hello to Jilai Shudi, "Hey, it's a bit late this year! I've been waiting for three days!"
"Hmph... If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you're farting, hurry up," Kurama Gingka crossed his arms, looking a little impatient, "I don't have time to waste here with you, a bastard who likes to tangle."
"Don't be so cold -" the red-haired young man put his hands in his pockets and smiled cheerfully, "We have the same interests, right? After all, aren't we all devoted to Ling?"
"Uzumaki Yi, let me say it again," Kurama Gingka narrowed his eyes dangerously, "I have no time to waste with you."
"Okay, okay, as usual, can you bring a message to Ling for me?" Uzumaki Yi raised his hand and took two steps back without hesitation, "I have collected the things he wants and let him come next year. The Kingdom of Sichuan is looking for me - well, of course, whether he can get them all depends on his ability, by the way, I will be active in the southwest of the Kingdom of Sichuan."
Kurama Gingka frowned tightly. For a ninja, exposing his whereabouts to this degree was no different than inviting a fight.
[This shameless person. 】
"That's what I want to say, please bring it to me?" Of course, Uzumaki Yi couldn't hear Kurama Gingka's inner curse. After finishing speaking, he didn't want to leave any more variables, and raised his hand to greet the team behind him. "As per the old rules, I will let the clan reduce its mission to the Country of Tea."
Seeing that the other person was about to leave without any regrets, Kurama Yoshino finally couldn't help it, "Let me tell you, what's that Yi-"
"Huh?" Uzumaki Yi stopped and turned around, "What's wrong? Is there anything you want me to say to that Senju?"
"I'm not like a guy like you who is full of quirks -" Kurama Yoshino said with disgust on his face, "Can't you set up a private communication channel? Do you insist that we help you pass the message over and over again?"
"Of course not. Wouldn't that be a complete collaboration with the enemy?"
Seeing the stern look on Uzumaki Yiman's face, Kurama Yoshino couldn't help but use his peripheral vision to observe the expressions of the other Uzumaki, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth - "Is there any difference between you and a collaborator now?"
"Of course there is. After all, no matter how close Ling and I are through irregular intermediaries, you still have no real evidence that can be used to attack me, right?"
Uzumaki Yi smiled, "What's more, with the current relationship between me and Ling, even if I don't contact him, he will find ways to come to me in a few days - to put it bluntly, Ling can't live without me now!"
"Hey - it's not a normal thing in the first place, but it feels even more disgusting when you say it like that," Kurama Rongwu said with a blank expression, "By the way, you are already engaged, right? Are you really engaged? Don't It’s because of the engagement that he has the same perverted thoughts as that Yang.”
"What are you talking about! How can you use Yang's expectations for Uchiha to measure the emotions between me and Ling!" Uzumaki Yi seemed to have been touched by some bottom line, "Don't use your inherent expectations They look at the friendship between Ling and I with a prejudiced eye! We can't be more sincere towards each other!"
"Hey, hey, just say it, don't step on me, okay?" Uzumaki Yang's mouth twitched, "What's wrong with me plotting against Uchiha? It's reasonable, okay? It's you and the blind man who are abnormal."
"What's abnormal!" Uzumaki Yi frowned, "We all sincerely acknowledge each other and sincerely want to kill each other. How can you say that such sincere emotions are abnormal!"
Uzumaki Yang looked disgusted, "Who wants to kill the other party would exchange information in private so frequently..."
"A battle is a battle, and a transaction is a transaction. These are two different things. Yang, one cannot look at one thing with prejudice, otherwise it will only lead to wrong results."
Uzumaki Yi's face was still full of seriousness. If the words he said were not too outrageous in the eyes of everyone except him, it would be easy for him to be regarded as the normal one. "Anyway, I leave it to you to carry the message to Ling. After all, This is the first time that Ling has so solemnly asked me to help him, and I want to give him the most sincere response as soon as possible."
Uzumaki Yi looked at Kurama and his team again, ignoring the weird expressions of everyone on the other side, his expression remained calm, and even showed an extremely expectant smile, "You must know that this is an agreement that only belongs to me and Ling, and you cannot touch it. ah."
