Chapter 376 Uchiha Kenji’s daily language is amazing
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Zhong Er Shi Bing Wo Bu Zhi
You Lu saw the orange skeleton standing abruptly from a distance. The dazzling orange color was so dazzling at dawn that people could not look directly at it.
And even if Ling's stomach cramps make it difficult to mobilize chakra for perception, he will not ignore such obvious chakra fluctuations and immediately said, "Xiaoyou, I'm sorry, can you go faster? Don't take me into consideration."
"Huh...you are such a careless boy."
Even so, Matauri quickened his pace again. The moment he led Ling out of the woods, he heard Uchiha Kenji's aggrieved and angry voice——
"I can't recognize people for more than a day or two! And your chest is so flat, and in the end you wear pigtails like Sen! How can you tell me apart at a glance when you put me in this situation! You want me to distinguish you Just go shave your head!”
"You damn blind face! Why wasn't you the one who was blind in the first place? Gouge out your eyes and give them away!"
Uchiha Kenji became even more angry, "I thought so too! I've scolded him many times for this! Why do you have to cut yourself when you can destroy your eyeballs by just raising your hand and inserting it? There's no way out! Keep it for yourself, he deserves to be blind in the future!"
"You are so ungrateful! Brother Ling was trying to save you in the first place!"
"How ungrateful am I! Everything I said is true! If he hadn't destroyed his eye socket, wouldn't he need to be blind? I would just transplant it directly to him! No matter how bad it is, my peers can give me one eye. He’s covered in embroidery! He’s just doing it himself!”
Uchiha Sadaki couldn't even care about being angry for a moment, "Are you planning to turn Brother Ling into a monster!?"
You Brigade stopped at the edge of the battle. Hearing this, he couldn't help but smile and said, "When you don't talk to this kid, this kid is quite interesting."
"I don't want eyeballs all over my body... Isn't it too disgusting?" Ling only felt that the sequelae caused by the faint-tailed beast were becoming more and more serious. He covered his forehead and spoke weakly, "Xiaoyou, help me attract some attention. ? I really can’t muster the strength..."
You Brigade chuckled again, and then let out a roar that attracted the attention of several people in the battle.
Kenji Uchiha almost immediately used Susanoo to grab one with each hand and came to Ling's side. His voice was full of grievances, "You are back! These stinky red-haired people have no martial ethics and carry out sneak attacks! Even if we fight After coming here, he still refused to let me go!"
"Didn't I already say that the inner formation is blocked, and I need you to stop in order to free it!" Uzumaki Yi raised his hand and pinched the corners of his eyes, feeling a little angry, "Ling, didn't you bring someone else with you to communicate with when you went out to do things this time? Human?! None of these three people can talk on the phone!"
Ling slid off Youlu's body and retched again, then he hooked Youlu's neck and stood upright half leaning on it, "Without Yunye's chakra... you took away the one who can speak well." .”
Uzumaki Yi raised his head, and then covered his eyes with a palm, "...That's really a coincidence - people who are optimistic about you, I will go to relieve the formation - Zhi, Yang, repair the outer formation and let people in." "
Uzumaki knelt on the ground, and his usually suppressed voice returned to its feminine softness, "Why do I have to suffer the crime of being called a pervert on behalf of Yang... and in the end I have to work overtime with the culprit to repair the seal? Formation...and the most important thing is that he seems to have no intention of repenting at all..."
"Okay! I understand! Just apologize! Stop nagging! I swear you won't steal people when you meet Uchiha with the team!"
Uzumaki raised his head slightly, "...you promise?"
"I promise!"
Uzumaki Haru immediately got up from the ground and began to repair the sealing array, "I remember what you said - if you dare to lie to me, I will tell the whole clan that you actually like men."
Uzumaki Yang clicked his tongue, his voice weakened, and he complained softly, "...Who knew they would actually arrange for women to stay vigil for two consecutive nights this time, and I don't want to always compete for men."
"Thank you for knowing that you always steal men..."
While the Uzumakis were getting busy, the Uchiha side was also non-stop. After Uchiha Kenji finished complaining about his own affairs, he stared at the weak Ling Fu and looked at him repeatedly, and finally said with a tangled look, "You... You've only been out for two days and you're pregnant?"
Ling, who was using mint water to relieve his nausea, suddenly started coughing, "Cough cough—wha, what? Cough cough cough...!"
"Be careful!" Uchiha Kenji looked extremely nervous, "Don't hurt my nephew!"
"I'm a man! How can I be pregnant!" Ling coughed twice more, and his hands and feet regained some strength due to this brief shock and anger, "You must at least make some credible rumors!"
"Men can't get pregnant, so why does this damn redhead always steal men?"
"How do I know what Yang is thinking... I am feeling sick and dizzy because I am traveling too fast - not pregnant!"
"Okay, okay, you don't have it, you don't have it..." Kenji Uchiha shook his head, "Really, you've been hiding it from me for so many years as our brothers, huh, am I going to laugh at you?"
Ling just covered his head - it was fatal, he should have found a way to bring Uchiha Heming with him in the first place.
Uchiha Mori poked Uchiha Sadaki with his elbow and kept winking, "Look, there's nothing better to say than me." 】
Uchiha Sadaki rolled his eyes, [I haven't seen you pick a good student all day long. 】
Ling had given up on correcting Kenji Uchiha, and just leaned against Mata with a headache and let him talk as he pleased - he really couldn't concentrate on coaxing people now.
For a while, the two sides were at peace with each other.
Without the troublesome group of irritable Uchiha, the Uzumakis quickly repaired their camp and closed the peripheral defense techniques, allowing the Uchiha to enter.
But unlike Ling, who sat down to calm down with a tired face, the other three Uchiha still maintained a high-intensity alert state. Uchiha Kenji even came directly in front of Uzumaki Yi, staring at him with a pair of kaleidoscopes. Action, "Why haven't you recovered yet? Are you planning something bad? Let me tell you, just let Ling give birth to a child for the tailed beast. Yun Ye cannot give birth to a child for you."
Click it.
After unlocking the ordinary seal key, it was immediately disrupted again with this movement, and the whirlpool turned around stiffly. It was hard to tell whether his expression was more shocked or more inquisitive, "Let's not mention cross-species and reproductive isolation... Can you Uchiha men get pregnant too?"
And even if Ling's stomach cramps make it difficult to mobilize chakra for perception, he will not ignore such obvious chakra fluctuations and immediately said, "Xiaoyou, I'm sorry, can you go faster? Don't take me into consideration."
"Huh...you are such a careless boy."
Even so, Matauri quickened his pace again. The moment he led Ling out of the woods, he heard Uchiha Kenji's aggrieved and angry voice——
"I can't recognize people for more than a day or two! And your chest is so flat, and in the end you wear pigtails like Sen! How can you tell me apart at a glance when you put me in this situation! You want me to distinguish you Just go shave your head!”
"You damn blind face! Why wasn't you the one who was blind in the first place? Gouge out your eyes and give them away!"
Uchiha Kenji became even more angry, "I thought so too! I've scolded him many times for this! Why do you have to cut yourself when you can destroy your eyeballs by just raising your hand and inserting it? There's no way out! Keep it for yourself, he deserves to be blind in the future!"
"You are so ungrateful! Brother Ling was trying to save you in the first place!"
"How ungrateful am I! Everything I said is true! If he hadn't destroyed his eye socket, wouldn't he need to be blind? I would just transplant it directly to him! No matter how bad it is, my peers can give me one eye. He’s covered in embroidery! He’s just doing it himself!”
Uchiha Sadaki couldn't even care about being angry for a moment, "Are you planning to turn Brother Ling into a monster!?"
You Brigade stopped at the edge of the battle. Hearing this, he couldn't help but smile and said, "When you don't talk to this kid, this kid is quite interesting."
"I don't want eyeballs all over my body... Isn't it too disgusting?" Ling only felt that the sequelae caused by the faint-tailed beast were becoming more and more serious. He covered his forehead and spoke weakly, "Xiaoyou, help me attract some attention. ? I really can’t muster the strength..."
You Brigade chuckled again, and then let out a roar that attracted the attention of several people in the battle.
Kenji Uchiha almost immediately used Susanoo to grab one with each hand and came to Ling's side. His voice was full of grievances, "You are back! These stinky red-haired people have no martial ethics and carry out sneak attacks! Even if we fight After coming here, he still refused to let me go!"
"Didn't I already say that the inner formation is blocked, and I need you to stop in order to free it!" Uzumaki Yi raised his hand and pinched the corners of his eyes, feeling a little angry, "Ling, didn't you bring someone else with you to communicate with when you went out to do things this time? Human?! None of these three people can talk on the phone!"
Ling slid off Youlu's body and retched again, then he hooked Youlu's neck and stood upright half leaning on it, "Without Yunye's chakra... you took away the one who can speak well." .”
Uzumaki Yi raised his head, and then covered his eyes with a palm, "...That's really a coincidence - people who are optimistic about you, I will go to relieve the formation - Zhi, Yang, repair the outer formation and let people in." "
Uzumaki knelt on the ground, and his usually suppressed voice returned to its feminine softness, "Why do I have to suffer the crime of being called a pervert on behalf of Yang... and in the end I have to work overtime with the culprit to repair the seal? Formation...and the most important thing is that he seems to have no intention of repenting at all..."
"Okay! I understand! Just apologize! Stop nagging! I swear you won't steal people when you meet Uchiha with the team!"
Uzumaki raised his head slightly, "...you promise?"
"I promise!"
Uzumaki Haru immediately got up from the ground and began to repair the sealing array, "I remember what you said - if you dare to lie to me, I will tell the whole clan that you actually like men."
Uzumaki Yang clicked his tongue, his voice weakened, and he complained softly, "...Who knew they would actually arrange for women to stay vigil for two consecutive nights this time, and I don't want to always compete for men."
"Thank you for knowing that you always steal men..."
While the Uzumakis were getting busy, the Uchiha side was also non-stop. After Uchiha Kenji finished complaining about his own affairs, he stared at the weak Ling Fu and looked at him repeatedly, and finally said with a tangled look, "You... You've only been out for two days and you're pregnant?"
Ling, who was using mint water to relieve his nausea, suddenly started coughing, "Cough cough—wha, what? Cough cough cough...!"
"Be careful!" Uchiha Kenji looked extremely nervous, "Don't hurt my nephew!"
"I'm a man! How can I be pregnant!" Ling coughed twice more, and his hands and feet regained some strength due to this brief shock and anger, "You must at least make some credible rumors!"
"Men can't get pregnant, so why does this damn redhead always steal men?"
"How do I know what Yang is thinking... I am feeling sick and dizzy because I am traveling too fast - not pregnant!"
"Okay, okay, you don't have it, you don't have it..." Kenji Uchiha shook his head, "Really, you've been hiding it from me for so many years as our brothers, huh, am I going to laugh at you?"
Ling just covered his head - it was fatal, he should have found a way to bring Uchiha Heming with him in the first place.
Uchiha Mori poked Uchiha Sadaki with his elbow and kept winking, "Look, there's nothing better to say than me." 】
Uchiha Sadaki rolled his eyes, [I haven't seen you pick a good student all day long. 】
Ling had given up on correcting Kenji Uchiha, and just leaned against Mata with a headache and let him talk as he pleased - he really couldn't concentrate on coaxing people now.
For a while, the two sides were at peace with each other.
Without the troublesome group of irritable Uchiha, the Uzumakis quickly repaired their camp and closed the peripheral defense techniques, allowing the Uchiha to enter.
But unlike Ling, who sat down to calm down with a tired face, the other three Uchiha still maintained a high-intensity alert state. Uchiha Kenji even came directly in front of Uzumaki Yi, staring at him with a pair of kaleidoscopes. Action, "Why haven't you recovered yet? Are you planning something bad? Let me tell you, just let Ling give birth to a child for the tailed beast. Yun Ye cannot give birth to a child for you."
Click it.
After unlocking the ordinary seal key, it was immediately disrupted again with this movement, and the whirlpool turned around stiffly. It was hard to tell whether his expression was more shocked or more inquisitive, "Let's not mention cross-species and reproductive isolation... Can you Uchiha men get pregnant too?"
