Chapter 1251 Drinking soup is a beautiful thing
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Ku Mao
Some people may ask, why did Shang Ying pay double the money and Chen Mo left without looking back?
This is because the people in the Monkey Kingdom are greedy from top to bottom. As long as you give them even a little more money, they will immediately turn against you.
Not to mention that Shang Ying invested twice as much and was willing to help pay all the liquidated damages.
Like the official people in the capital, all they had to do was kneel down and call daddy!
If Chen Mo stays here, it will only become a joke, so why not just rub oil on his feet and leave.
After leaving, the people from the Hongmeng Society returned home overnight.
Huo Yingxiong and Chen Mo took a plane. When they got on the plane and separated from Ren He, Huo Yingxiong couldn't hold it in any longer.
Huo Yingxiong: "Brother Chen, I have some questions and want to ask you."
Chen Mo: "Brother, just ask."
Huo Yingxiong: "To be honest, after this inspection, I think the Monkey Kingdom is indeed a good place to set up a factory!
Labor wages are low, commodity prices are low, and land prices are also low.
Why is it a sinkhole? "
Chen Mo smiled.
From Huo Yingxiong's doubts, we can also see that if you want to know why the Monkey Kingdom is a sinkhole, you can't understand it just from superficial inspection and research.
In the last life, from 2012 to 2020, more than 2000 multinational companies announced their withdrawal from the Monkey Kingdom.
This includes dozens of super companies that are among the top 100 companies in the world, such as Pingguo, Wonima Supermarket, and Nuojiya.
As a result of their research, these people all believe that Monkey Country has a large population, great consumption potential, and low prices, making it very suitable for starting a business.
result……
These big guys don't care who comes, they all have to be beaten and go back crying in despair.
A certain world's first-generation factory invested 3239 billion in the Monkey Kingdom in the early stage. As a result, after a few years, almost no qualified Pingguo mobile phone can be produced from the assembly line!
There are also many world-class companies that have been deceived by the Monkey Kingdom.
Before you go to the Monkey Kingdom to build a factory, the people here will first seduce you with a huge market, and then pursue you and beg you to invest in building a factory. When you help them build a similar industrial chain, the Monkey Kingdom will start to kill you. Pigs, will give you various tax penalties.
What?
What should I do if I really can’t find a reason for the punishment?
Then we will compile new tax provisions and impose penalties on your company.
In addition to the world's first-generation factories, including the world's largest building materials company, the Royal Bank of England, and the world's largest retailer, they all lost their pants and fled from the Monkey Kingdom in despair. On the way.
There are also the top five car companies in the world. They would rather lose tens of billions more than resolutely leave the Monkey Country market.
Even Master, the richest man in the world in his previous life, was speechless about the Monkey Kingdom. He even publicly stated that if I go there, I will build a factory first, and then I will encounter the old routine of demolishing and killing donkeys.
As long as you make money in the Monkey Kingdom, I will definitely take action on you!
The Monkey Man cannot see others making money, and his selfishness and stinginess are simply engraved in his bones.
Therefore, in the business world in the previous life, there was a proverb that "the Monkey Kingdom makes money, and the Monkey Country is the flower, and one wants to take it home".
So many big guys have been stabbed in the Monkey Kingdom, and only one businessman can win. It’s strange that he can see through the tricks here!
Chen Mo patiently explained to Huo Yingxiong from the humanities and culture of the Monkey Kingdom to its official characteristics.
"That artificial intelligence company is just an appetizer. If you are deceived, you will be deceived."
"That foundry is the real sinkhole!"
"You have to invest your human, material and financial resources continuously, endlessly, but in the end, even if you make money, OK, none of this money will be left by the monkey officials for various reasons. !”
"In the end, the money is gone, the energy is wasted, and you don't even have a place to cry when it's over!"
Chen Mo said.
After hearing Chen Mo's explanation, Huo Yingxiong's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
The water in this bureau is so fucking deep!
I'm afraid even if big bosses from other countries came to investigate, they wouldn't be able to find any problems. It wasn't until he came here to build a factory and start a business that he could realize the horror of the Monkey Kingdom!
at the same time.
Shang Ying, Shang Li and others were having a high-spirited meal with officials from Xiangdu.
Soon, a large bowl of curry soup, a lot of unknown paste, and a large plate of rice were placed in front of everyone.
Shang Ying and others looked at each other.
"Are there no tableware?" Shang Ying asked in a low voice.
"Grandpa, people here eat with their hands, eat with their right hand, and wipe their butts with their left hand." Shang Li responded.
"Are they all left-handed? Why do you have to use your left hand to wipe your butt? Can't you hold toilet paper with your right hand?" Shang Ying said speechlessly.
Shang Li hesitated for a moment, then said: "They don't use toilet paper when they go to the large size, they just use their hands."
"So they have a rule when eating. No matter adults or children, they must eat with their right hand. When passing food and cutlery to others, they must use their right hand. Because their left hand is used to wipe their butts, they think the left hand is unclean."
Shang Ying twitched the corner of his mouth and said with black lines on his face: "Just now... that official from Xiangdu shook my hand with his left hand..."
Shang Ying really didn't dare think about how the other person went to the toilet with his hands. He always felt that his right hand was no longer clean.
"Everyone, drink the soup first. This is Xiangdu's special curry soup. You can't have it in Daxia!"
An official from Xiangdu Government enthusiastically served Shang Ying soup.
Shang Ying looked at the shit-yellow soup in his bowl, confused!
"Grandpa, drink it. We will have to rely on others to do things in the future! We still give you this face." After Shang Li finished speaking, he gritted his teeth and drank it.
Shang Ying thought about it, it wasn't poison anyway, how bad could it be?
"Ahahaha... drinking soup is such a beautiful thing!"
"Come on, come on, have some soup!"
Shang Ying held his nose and drank it.
Then he felt that his internal organs were tumbling!
The smell of curry and masala goes straight to Tianling Gai!
Finally, under the warm greetings of Xiangdu officials.
Shang Ying drank the soup and ate the paste.
I thought that this disaster should be over.
result……
That night, everyone including Shang Ying and Shang Li suffered from severe diarrhea!
What you pull is called a dark world!
It lives directly on the toilet and can't get off!
Shang Ying was the worst, pulling and pulling until he passed out on the toilet.
Later, I suffered from diarrhea and fever for a long time, which did not improve. After returning home, I checked... E. coli in my body exceeded the standard, plus food poisoning and mild dysentery.
Shang Ying swore that he would never go to the Monkey Kingdom again in his life, and he also requested that there should be absolutely no paste in the food in the future, let alone curry! !
"But compared to the physical and mental trauma I suffered, I was able to get the world's number one factory and that artificial intelligence company, and I still made a lot of money!"
Shang Ying held his stomach, a proud smile broke out on his old face, and he sighed.
This is because the people in the Monkey Kingdom are greedy from top to bottom. As long as you give them even a little more money, they will immediately turn against you.
Not to mention that Shang Ying invested twice as much and was willing to help pay all the liquidated damages.
Like the official people in the capital, all they had to do was kneel down and call daddy!
If Chen Mo stays here, it will only become a joke, so why not just rub oil on his feet and leave.
After leaving, the people from the Hongmeng Society returned home overnight.
Huo Yingxiong and Chen Mo took a plane. When they got on the plane and separated from Ren He, Huo Yingxiong couldn't hold it in any longer.
Huo Yingxiong: "Brother Chen, I have some questions and want to ask you."
Chen Mo: "Brother, just ask."
Huo Yingxiong: "To be honest, after this inspection, I think the Monkey Kingdom is indeed a good place to set up a factory!
Labor wages are low, commodity prices are low, and land prices are also low.
Why is it a sinkhole? "
Chen Mo smiled.
From Huo Yingxiong's doubts, we can also see that if you want to know why the Monkey Kingdom is a sinkhole, you can't understand it just from superficial inspection and research.
In the last life, from 2012 to 2020, more than 2000 multinational companies announced their withdrawal from the Monkey Kingdom.
This includes dozens of super companies that are among the top 100 companies in the world, such as Pingguo, Wonima Supermarket, and Nuojiya.
As a result of their research, these people all believe that Monkey Country has a large population, great consumption potential, and low prices, making it very suitable for starting a business.
result……
These big guys don't care who comes, they all have to be beaten and go back crying in despair.
A certain world's first-generation factory invested 3239 billion in the Monkey Kingdom in the early stage. As a result, after a few years, almost no qualified Pingguo mobile phone can be produced from the assembly line!
There are also many world-class companies that have been deceived by the Monkey Kingdom.
Before you go to the Monkey Kingdom to build a factory, the people here will first seduce you with a huge market, and then pursue you and beg you to invest in building a factory. When you help them build a similar industrial chain, the Monkey Kingdom will start to kill you. Pigs, will give you various tax penalties.
What?
What should I do if I really can’t find a reason for the punishment?
Then we will compile new tax provisions and impose penalties on your company.
In addition to the world's first-generation factories, including the world's largest building materials company, the Royal Bank of England, and the world's largest retailer, they all lost their pants and fled from the Monkey Kingdom in despair. On the way.
There are also the top five car companies in the world. They would rather lose tens of billions more than resolutely leave the Monkey Country market.
Even Master, the richest man in the world in his previous life, was speechless about the Monkey Kingdom. He even publicly stated that if I go there, I will build a factory first, and then I will encounter the old routine of demolishing and killing donkeys.
As long as you make money in the Monkey Kingdom, I will definitely take action on you!
The Monkey Man cannot see others making money, and his selfishness and stinginess are simply engraved in his bones.
Therefore, in the business world in the previous life, there was a proverb that "the Monkey Kingdom makes money, and the Monkey Country is the flower, and one wants to take it home".
So many big guys have been stabbed in the Monkey Kingdom, and only one businessman can win. It’s strange that he can see through the tricks here!
Chen Mo patiently explained to Huo Yingxiong from the humanities and culture of the Monkey Kingdom to its official characteristics.
"That artificial intelligence company is just an appetizer. If you are deceived, you will be deceived."
"That foundry is the real sinkhole!"
"You have to invest your human, material and financial resources continuously, endlessly, but in the end, even if you make money, OK, none of this money will be left by the monkey officials for various reasons. !”
"In the end, the money is gone, the energy is wasted, and you don't even have a place to cry when it's over!"
Chen Mo said.
After hearing Chen Mo's explanation, Huo Yingxiong's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
The water in this bureau is so fucking deep!
I'm afraid even if big bosses from other countries came to investigate, they wouldn't be able to find any problems. It wasn't until he came here to build a factory and start a business that he could realize the horror of the Monkey Kingdom!
at the same time.
Shang Ying, Shang Li and others were having a high-spirited meal with officials from Xiangdu.
Soon, a large bowl of curry soup, a lot of unknown paste, and a large plate of rice were placed in front of everyone.
Shang Ying and others looked at each other.
"Are there no tableware?" Shang Ying asked in a low voice.
"Grandpa, people here eat with their hands, eat with their right hand, and wipe their butts with their left hand." Shang Li responded.
"Are they all left-handed? Why do you have to use your left hand to wipe your butt? Can't you hold toilet paper with your right hand?" Shang Ying said speechlessly.
Shang Li hesitated for a moment, then said: "They don't use toilet paper when they go to the large size, they just use their hands."
"So they have a rule when eating. No matter adults or children, they must eat with their right hand. When passing food and cutlery to others, they must use their right hand. Because their left hand is used to wipe their butts, they think the left hand is unclean."
Shang Ying twitched the corner of his mouth and said with black lines on his face: "Just now... that official from Xiangdu shook my hand with his left hand..."
Shang Ying really didn't dare think about how the other person went to the toilet with his hands. He always felt that his right hand was no longer clean.
"Everyone, drink the soup first. This is Xiangdu's special curry soup. You can't have it in Daxia!"
An official from Xiangdu Government enthusiastically served Shang Ying soup.
Shang Ying looked at the shit-yellow soup in his bowl, confused!
"Grandpa, drink it. We will have to rely on others to do things in the future! We still give you this face." After Shang Li finished speaking, he gritted his teeth and drank it.
Shang Ying thought about it, it wasn't poison anyway, how bad could it be?
"Ahahaha... drinking soup is such a beautiful thing!"
"Come on, come on, have some soup!"
Shang Ying held his nose and drank it.
Then he felt that his internal organs were tumbling!
The smell of curry and masala goes straight to Tianling Gai!
Finally, under the warm greetings of Xiangdu officials.
Shang Ying drank the soup and ate the paste.
I thought that this disaster should be over.
result……
That night, everyone including Shang Ying and Shang Li suffered from severe diarrhea!
What you pull is called a dark world!
It lives directly on the toilet and can't get off!
Shang Ying was the worst, pulling and pulling until he passed out on the toilet.
Later, I suffered from diarrhea and fever for a long time, which did not improve. After returning home, I checked... E. coli in my body exceeded the standard, plus food poisoning and mild dysentery.
Shang Ying swore that he would never go to the Monkey Kingdom again in his life, and he also requested that there should be absolutely no paste in the food in the future, let alone curry! !
"But compared to the physical and mental trauma I suffered, I was able to get the world's number one factory and that artificial intelligence company, and I still made a lot of money!"
Shang Ying held his stomach, a proud smile broke out on his old face, and he sighed.
