Chapter 1767 Iron Man is removed from the shelves!
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Ku Mao
On this day, Chen Mo was on the phone with Gong Ziyuan in the office.
"Honey, how are you planning Princess Elsa's wedding?"
"Don't worry, as long as I'm here, everything will be done properly. It's just that Princess Elsa is a little too careless about her wedding. She just says that everything should be done according to my preferences. It's just like me. It’s like a wedding, you think it’s funny or not?”
Chen Mo was happy when he heard this, and thought to himself, this is your silly girl's wedding!
"Princess Aisha is probably a family marriage this time. She probably doesn't like the other party very much, and she has to get married, so naturally she doesn't care."
"Ah? So that's it. Then I won't be polite and do it according to my own preferences!"
"Yeah, just do it according to your own preferences."
After hanging up the phone.
Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief.
A lie needs countless lies to fulfill.
Chen Mo felt fortunate that he didn't hide anything from Gong Ziyuan, including the Diana incident.
Otherwise, Chen Mo doesn't know how much he will have to lie in front of his wife in the future. He hates the feeling of lying in front of the person he loves most.
If there is no one in this world who can let you take off all disguises and open your heart as you please, then life will be boring!
At this moment, Feng Ya knocked on the door and came in, reporting: "Mr. Chen, we have been violated."
Chen Mo raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"
Feng Ya took out a laptop and opened a web video for Chen Mo to watch.
This is a press conference for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.
At the press conference, words such as "We are enthusiastically aware that the single-day box office of the new Star Wars film has exceeded 1500 million", "The new Star Wars film has broken the single-day box office record of "Iron Man"", and "Return of the King, the box office reputation has increased" and similar self-proclaimed words.
The content is ordinary. The box office of "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" has bucked the trend and has exceeded 1500 million. The media is invited to help hype it up.
Chen Mo knew that this was definitely a box office hit for Disney.
However, this method of raking in the box office and promoting it by yourself is very common, in order to trick audiences who don’t understand marketing routines into buying tickets in the cinema. Chen Mo himself has no contempt for this practice. This is already an unspoken rule in the industry. No big deal.
But the point is, behind the video, the style of painting changes!
A large group of people who looked like fake viewers were interviewed, crazy about "Iron Man" and praising "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"!
Moreover, "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" officially tied the movie to patriotism, vaguely revealing that "if you don't watch our movie, you are unpatriotic, and if you watch Iron Man, you are unpatriotic."
This made Chen Mo a little unhappy.
"This is no longer pretending, and it is a direct personal attack on us! He also said that our movie has no connotation and no educational value!"
"What the hell is the educational value of watching a movie? Isn't it tiring?"
Chen Mo complained.
At this moment, Chen Mo's phone rang.
It was the call from Diberg, the president of the Theater Association.
"Hello? President Diberg, why do you have time to call me?"
Diberg's slightly anxious voice came from the other end of the phone:
"Mr. Chen, it's bad. Many theater chain owners sent me messages today, saying that their theaters were crowded with people protesting against the "Iron Man" movie!"
"What? What's going on?" Chen Mo asked with a frown.
"I don't know either! There have been protests in front of hundreds of cinemas. Have you offended someone?" Diberg said helplessly.
"I gonna go see."
Chen Mo hung up the phone, called Leng Feng directly, and went with him to the nearest TT International Cinema.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the cinema, Chen Mo saw many foreigners with different skin colors holding signs and shouting.
The person in charge of the cinema came to Chen Mo with sweating profusely: "Mr. Chen, these people are from the Environmental Protection Association. They say that the carbon emissions of our movies are too high and damage the global environment, and they demand that our movies be removed from the shelves."
Chen Mo had a dark look on his face: "Are these people sick? The Overlord's officials don't require any carbon emission targets for movies, so why are they clamoring? Is this environmental protection association an official organization?"
The person in charge of the cinema shook his head: "No, they are a non-governmental non-profit organization, headquartered in San Luodu, with more than 200 million members.
The fields he is engaged in mainly include climate and energy, human health, ecological protection, oceans, etc. "
Chen Mo was even more speechless.
Okay, you, a private organization, go to my own movie theater and demand that the movies I made be removed from the shelves?
You call this environmental protection?
Leng Feng reported at this time: "Boss, many movie theaters have been harassed by this group of people. There are environmental organizations, animal protection organizations, and vegetarians. They all use such weird reasons to ask us to stop. Playing "Iron Man"."
When Chen Mo heard this, he suddenly realized.
He narrowed his eyes: "This must be the work of Rob Egger's people."
Leng Feng said angrily: "Isn't this too despicable! Just use such a damaging move when you can't defeat me?"
Chen Mo sneered and said: "Old Leng, you are more despicable and shameless. I, Chen Mo, really don't accept anyone!"
Then Chen Mo called Neville God of War directly.
"Neville, there are some troublemakers in some movie theaters here. They want to protect the environment, protect animals, and not eat meat. Do you have any place that can fulfill their wishes?"
Neville God of War was happy when he heard this:
"By God, our war zone just needs a group of people to work in the mines. I will follow their requirements and not give them meat or high-energy and high-efficiency tools, and let them mine manually. There is no need to be afraid in this way If there is pollution, the mines dug out are purely natural and pollution-free, do not consume energy, and do not require the slaughter of animals.
The price is a bit expensive. "
Chen Mo was also happy: "That's done! Hurry up! Take these people away. If they know that there is such a paradise, they will definitely be extremely happy!"
Then, Chen Mo took a big loudspeaker and came to the environmentalists who were holding placards and marching in front of his cinema and yelling:
"You people have no right to parade in front of my cinema! If it affects my profits, I have the right to call the police and arrest you! Please leave immediately!"
As soon as Chen Mo's words came out, this group of people became even more excited!
"Shameless!!!"
"Do you know how serious environmental pollution is now?"
"The carbon emissions of your movie seriously exceed the standard!!! It must be removed from the shelves!!"
"The earth is polluted like this because of people like you!!!"
"For the sake of the next generation, you must take the movie off the shelves!!!"
"..."
Chen Mo nodded: "Okay, let me ask you a question, are you really willing to protect the environment?"
"Of course!"
"Do you think we are selfish little people like you?"
"I am willing to sacrifice my life to protect the environment!"
"..."
clap clap clap!
Chen Mo applauded and pointed at the man who looked like the leader: "What's your name?"
The overlord man replied: "My name is Cuenca Blair! I am the president of the San Luodu Environmental Protection Association!"
Chen Mo nodded: "Okay, Mr. Blair, actually I am also an environmentalist."
Cuenca was stunned: "Are you also an environmentalist?"
Chen Mo: "Yes, in addition, I am also an animal protection activist and a vegetarian."
Kunka: "..."
Are you leaving it here to stack buffs?
Cuenca said impatiently: "Since you are so committed to protecting the earth, you should do what we say! Please remove "Iron Man" from the shelves, and we can make friends in the future."
Chen Mo shook his head and chuckled: "Actually, it's like this, I have an environmental protection cooperation with the war zone.
We need a lot of environmental protection awareness, animal rights activists and vegetarians to help.
I can assure you that this cooperation will definitely protect the global environment better than taking 100 "Iron Man" movies off the shelves! ! ! "
Kunka frowned.
This time he just collects money to do things.
What kind of bullshit is environmentally friendly and not environmentally friendly!
He is too lazy to care about it!
His purpose is to remove "Iron Man" from the shelves. If it fails, "Iron Man" will not be released for a few days.
"Thank you very much for your contribution to environmental protection, but let's settle today's matter first. Please Mr. Chen, please remove "Iron Man" from the shelves, otherwise, we will not be polite!" Cuenca looked stern, and his murderous intent was evident. .
Chen Mo ignored Kunca.
Once you pay attention to this person, you will fall into his trap.
Chen Mo took a loudspeaker and shouted to the crowd: "Dear environmentalists, I have a particularly good environmental project here that can better contribute to protecting the earth! Aren't you environmentally friendly? Let's all participate together! "
"As long as you agree to participate in this environmental protection project, I guarantee you that once the project is completed, I will definitely remove "Iron Man" from the shelves!"
Cuenca's heart moved: "What environmental protection project? How long will it take?"
Chen Mo grinned like a devil: "As we all know, coal mine pollution is the most serious. If we can solve the problem of coal mine pollution, wouldn't it be more environmentally friendly than removing a movie?"
"So, I told the people in the war zone that there are a lot of environmental awareness here and they are willing to dedicate their lives to protecting the environment!"
"When you get there, I promise that I won't give you any machines. You will only dig coal by hand. You won't be given any meat to eat. I will definitely not harm any cute little animals!"
Hearing this, the environmentalists who had been furious just now fell silent.
Is this an environmental project?
Is this fucking hell?
buzzing~~~~
At this moment, dust and smoke billowed in the distance!
The people from Neville God of War came over in dozens of large military green trucks!
"Na'vi God of War, these are the people who want to protect the environment! Hurry up and make their wishes come true!"
"no problem!"
Immediately afterwards, a group of soldiers pressed the environmentalists onto the car.
This group of people cried for their fathers and mothers, completely losing the momentum they had just now.
“I’m not digging for coal!!!”
"I...I just use money to do things, please let me go!"
“I’m not environmentally friendly anymore, I’m not environmentally friendly anymore!”
"..."
"Honey, how are you planning Princess Elsa's wedding?"
"Don't worry, as long as I'm here, everything will be done properly. It's just that Princess Elsa is a little too careless about her wedding. She just says that everything should be done according to my preferences. It's just like me. It’s like a wedding, you think it’s funny or not?”
Chen Mo was happy when he heard this, and thought to himself, this is your silly girl's wedding!
"Princess Aisha is probably a family marriage this time. She probably doesn't like the other party very much, and she has to get married, so naturally she doesn't care."
"Ah? So that's it. Then I won't be polite and do it according to my own preferences!"
"Yeah, just do it according to your own preferences."
After hanging up the phone.
Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief.
A lie needs countless lies to fulfill.
Chen Mo felt fortunate that he didn't hide anything from Gong Ziyuan, including the Diana incident.
Otherwise, Chen Mo doesn't know how much he will have to lie in front of his wife in the future. He hates the feeling of lying in front of the person he loves most.
If there is no one in this world who can let you take off all disguises and open your heart as you please, then life will be boring!
At this moment, Feng Ya knocked on the door and came in, reporting: "Mr. Chen, we have been violated."
Chen Mo raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"
Feng Ya took out a laptop and opened a web video for Chen Mo to watch.
This is a press conference for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.
At the press conference, words such as "We are enthusiastically aware that the single-day box office of the new Star Wars film has exceeded 1500 million", "The new Star Wars film has broken the single-day box office record of "Iron Man"", and "Return of the King, the box office reputation has increased" and similar self-proclaimed words.
The content is ordinary. The box office of "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" has bucked the trend and has exceeded 1500 million. The media is invited to help hype it up.
Chen Mo knew that this was definitely a box office hit for Disney.
However, this method of raking in the box office and promoting it by yourself is very common, in order to trick audiences who don’t understand marketing routines into buying tickets in the cinema. Chen Mo himself has no contempt for this practice. This is already an unspoken rule in the industry. No big deal.
But the point is, behind the video, the style of painting changes!
A large group of people who looked like fake viewers were interviewed, crazy about "Iron Man" and praising "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"!
Moreover, "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" officially tied the movie to patriotism, vaguely revealing that "if you don't watch our movie, you are unpatriotic, and if you watch Iron Man, you are unpatriotic."
This made Chen Mo a little unhappy.
"This is no longer pretending, and it is a direct personal attack on us! He also said that our movie has no connotation and no educational value!"
"What the hell is the educational value of watching a movie? Isn't it tiring?"
Chen Mo complained.
At this moment, Chen Mo's phone rang.
It was the call from Diberg, the president of the Theater Association.
"Hello? President Diberg, why do you have time to call me?"
Diberg's slightly anxious voice came from the other end of the phone:
"Mr. Chen, it's bad. Many theater chain owners sent me messages today, saying that their theaters were crowded with people protesting against the "Iron Man" movie!"
"What? What's going on?" Chen Mo asked with a frown.
"I don't know either! There have been protests in front of hundreds of cinemas. Have you offended someone?" Diberg said helplessly.
"I gonna go see."
Chen Mo hung up the phone, called Leng Feng directly, and went with him to the nearest TT International Cinema.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the cinema, Chen Mo saw many foreigners with different skin colors holding signs and shouting.
The person in charge of the cinema came to Chen Mo with sweating profusely: "Mr. Chen, these people are from the Environmental Protection Association. They say that the carbon emissions of our movies are too high and damage the global environment, and they demand that our movies be removed from the shelves."
Chen Mo had a dark look on his face: "Are these people sick? The Overlord's officials don't require any carbon emission targets for movies, so why are they clamoring? Is this environmental protection association an official organization?"
The person in charge of the cinema shook his head: "No, they are a non-governmental non-profit organization, headquartered in San Luodu, with more than 200 million members.
The fields he is engaged in mainly include climate and energy, human health, ecological protection, oceans, etc. "
Chen Mo was even more speechless.
Okay, you, a private organization, go to my own movie theater and demand that the movies I made be removed from the shelves?
You call this environmental protection?
Leng Feng reported at this time: "Boss, many movie theaters have been harassed by this group of people. There are environmental organizations, animal protection organizations, and vegetarians. They all use such weird reasons to ask us to stop. Playing "Iron Man"."
When Chen Mo heard this, he suddenly realized.
He narrowed his eyes: "This must be the work of Rob Egger's people."
Leng Feng said angrily: "Isn't this too despicable! Just use such a damaging move when you can't defeat me?"
Chen Mo sneered and said: "Old Leng, you are more despicable and shameless. I, Chen Mo, really don't accept anyone!"
Then Chen Mo called Neville God of War directly.
"Neville, there are some troublemakers in some movie theaters here. They want to protect the environment, protect animals, and not eat meat. Do you have any place that can fulfill their wishes?"
Neville God of War was happy when he heard this:
"By God, our war zone just needs a group of people to work in the mines. I will follow their requirements and not give them meat or high-energy and high-efficiency tools, and let them mine manually. There is no need to be afraid in this way If there is pollution, the mines dug out are purely natural and pollution-free, do not consume energy, and do not require the slaughter of animals.
The price is a bit expensive. "
Chen Mo was also happy: "That's done! Hurry up! Take these people away. If they know that there is such a paradise, they will definitely be extremely happy!"
Then, Chen Mo took a big loudspeaker and came to the environmentalists who were holding placards and marching in front of his cinema and yelling:
"You people have no right to parade in front of my cinema! If it affects my profits, I have the right to call the police and arrest you! Please leave immediately!"
As soon as Chen Mo's words came out, this group of people became even more excited!
"Shameless!!!"
"Do you know how serious environmental pollution is now?"
"The carbon emissions of your movie seriously exceed the standard!!! It must be removed from the shelves!!"
"The earth is polluted like this because of people like you!!!"
"For the sake of the next generation, you must take the movie off the shelves!!!"
"..."
Chen Mo nodded: "Okay, let me ask you a question, are you really willing to protect the environment?"
"Of course!"
"Do you think we are selfish little people like you?"
"I am willing to sacrifice my life to protect the environment!"
"..."
clap clap clap!
Chen Mo applauded and pointed at the man who looked like the leader: "What's your name?"
The overlord man replied: "My name is Cuenca Blair! I am the president of the San Luodu Environmental Protection Association!"
Chen Mo nodded: "Okay, Mr. Blair, actually I am also an environmentalist."
Cuenca was stunned: "Are you also an environmentalist?"
Chen Mo: "Yes, in addition, I am also an animal protection activist and a vegetarian."
Kunka: "..."
Are you leaving it here to stack buffs?
Cuenca said impatiently: "Since you are so committed to protecting the earth, you should do what we say! Please remove "Iron Man" from the shelves, and we can make friends in the future."
Chen Mo shook his head and chuckled: "Actually, it's like this, I have an environmental protection cooperation with the war zone.
We need a lot of environmental protection awareness, animal rights activists and vegetarians to help.
I can assure you that this cooperation will definitely protect the global environment better than taking 100 "Iron Man" movies off the shelves! ! ! "
Kunka frowned.
This time he just collects money to do things.
What kind of bullshit is environmentally friendly and not environmentally friendly!
He is too lazy to care about it!
His purpose is to remove "Iron Man" from the shelves. If it fails, "Iron Man" will not be released for a few days.
"Thank you very much for your contribution to environmental protection, but let's settle today's matter first. Please Mr. Chen, please remove "Iron Man" from the shelves, otherwise, we will not be polite!" Cuenca looked stern, and his murderous intent was evident. .
Chen Mo ignored Kunca.
Once you pay attention to this person, you will fall into his trap.
Chen Mo took a loudspeaker and shouted to the crowd: "Dear environmentalists, I have a particularly good environmental project here that can better contribute to protecting the earth! Aren't you environmentally friendly? Let's all participate together! "
"As long as you agree to participate in this environmental protection project, I guarantee you that once the project is completed, I will definitely remove "Iron Man" from the shelves!"
Cuenca's heart moved: "What environmental protection project? How long will it take?"
Chen Mo grinned like a devil: "As we all know, coal mine pollution is the most serious. If we can solve the problem of coal mine pollution, wouldn't it be more environmentally friendly than removing a movie?"
"So, I told the people in the war zone that there are a lot of environmental awareness here and they are willing to dedicate their lives to protecting the environment!"
"When you get there, I promise that I won't give you any machines. You will only dig coal by hand. You won't be given any meat to eat. I will definitely not harm any cute little animals!"
Hearing this, the environmentalists who had been furious just now fell silent.
Is this an environmental project?
Is this fucking hell?
buzzing~~~~
At this moment, dust and smoke billowed in the distance!
The people from Neville God of War came over in dozens of large military green trucks!
"Na'vi God of War, these are the people who want to protect the environment! Hurry up and make their wishes come true!"
"no problem!"
Immediately afterwards, a group of soldiers pressed the environmentalists onto the car.
This group of people cried for their fathers and mothers, completely losing the momentum they had just now.
“I’m not digging for coal!!!”
"I...I just use money to do things, please let me go!"
“I’m not environmentally friendly anymore, I’m not environmentally friendly anymore!”
"..."
