Chapter 2361 Spongebob
Feng Hongyang said nothing and took Haimei back to the deck.
“It has been verified that this warship…er, I mean sailing ship!
These people are indeed renting it to do business.”
Feng Hongyang's words made Haimei and the other Ya country warriors breathe a sigh of relief.
It seems that Daxia is planning to let them go.
"Commander, do you think we can leave now?" Haimei asked cautiously.
“We in Daxia have always been hospitable.
Since you are here to do business, that's perfect, why don't you come to our Daxia and do business for a while before leaving!"
Feng Hongyang looked at Haimei with a wicked smile.
"what?"
Haimei was completely stunned.
Doing business is just an excuse, do you really believe it?
"Don't worry, you don't have to worry about customers. We will help you promote here! And we guarantee that you will earn much more than going anywhere else!"
Feng Hongyang patted Hai Mei's shoulder and said with a smile.
"No...let's not bother with this...we have our own plans..." Haimei said with sweat dripping down her face.
If the mighty Royal Navy of Ya is left behind in Daxia to serve as waiters, where is the dignity of the country?
"You're welcome. This is what we should do."
"Come here, help the captain tow the ship to the port of Daxia! Mr. Captain, you'd better get ready to welcome the wealth!" Feng Hongyang said with a wicked smile.
Just like that, the Elcano was ruthlessly towed away.
Under Feng Hongyang's supervision, Hai Meihe and other Royal Navy soldiers of the Ya Kingdom had to actually play the role of waiters.
During the day, they collected admission tickets and sold rum on the boat.
Rent it to wedding planners at night and charge a venue fee.
Battleship peripherals will also be sold in the middle.
Because this ship is a real warship that participated in many famous battles in the Age of Discovery.
Therefore, many tourists come here to visit.
Haimei is almost exhausted from collecting entrance fees with a sad face every day.
"General... er, I mean, Captain, when will this day end?"
A soldier said with a sad face.
I thought that if there were no tourists, they would find an excuse to run away in a couple of days.
Who would have thought that there would be so many tourists in Daxia!!!
At the beginning, Feng Hongyang only asked them to change into pirate costumes and take a group photo for 10 yuan.
There was even a sign that said, "I missed you on the Elcano."
They take photos with people until late at night every day and don’t even have time to eat!
This is not the most tiring thing!
It’s especially tiring to get married on a boat!
The damn Feng Hongyang had someone design a themed wedding venue for the Elcano.
It's in the style of the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean".
Countless internet celebrities and cosplayers dressed up as Gabby Pirates and came here to check in and take photos.
Chen Mo also invited the actor who played Captain Jack Sparrow and many other leading actors to perform a theme show.
This group of real Royal Navy soldiers from the Republic of Jamaica are going to perform along!!!
Each performance lasts half an hour, and there are 20 performances per day!
After the performance, everyone was so exhausted that they fell asleep the moment they lay down.
"I guess that Nanhou won't let us go until the matter is settled."
Haimei took a puff of her cigarette decadently.
He really regretted coming to Daxia.
If I had known earlier, I would not even enter the waters of Daxia. I should have taken a stroll around the Nanhou waters and then escaped.
It's too late to say anything now!
"Sir, the Heavenly Star is here!"
A soldier came in to report.
Haimei's eyes suddenly lit up, she quickly put out her cigarette and came forward:
"Master Feng, you are finally here!"
"How's business going these days? Is there enough customer traffic?"
Feng Hongyang asked with a smile.
"Enough! That's too much! Not to mention the fare for our return trip, we've almost made enough to build the entire ship!
Well... Old Feng, we have made enough money now, can we..."
Before Hai Mei could finish her words, Feng Hongyang interrupted her:
"We in Daxia believe in one principle: when friends come, we have good wine; when jackals come, we have hunting rifles."
"You are our friend. Since you are in our territory, we must help you make a lot of money!"
After saying that, Feng Hongyang waved his hand!
Several men came in with sets of cartoon uniforms.
"This...is this?"
Haimei asked with a twitching mouth.
"I've thought about it. The money from ticket sales and venue rental alone is too little! So I discussed it with Daxia's most profitable person, my colleague Tianlongxing Chen Mo.
I plan to use the dinner time to give you a few more performances."
"So you can sell rum and peripherals during the day, and have pirate shows. But you can't rent out the entire venue at night, so you can just have a SpongeBob SquarePants themed show."
"You play the captain of the opening song, and these people play SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and other characters. In the evening, we will focus on children's and parent-child programs, which will definitely make more money!"
Feng Hongyang said with a smile.
Haimei's face turned green when she heard this!
Let him, the commander-in-chief of the Royal Navy of France, sing the theme song of SpongeBob SquarePants?
Are you kidding me? !
"No, no, we..."
"What? You have money but you don't want to make it? Could it be that you are not businessmen? But enemies?"
Feng Hongyang's face turned cold.
The subordinates behind him pointed their weapons at Haimei and the others.
That night.
On board the Elcano.
Umi: "Are you ready, kids?"
Kids: “Yes, Captain!!!”
Umi: "Too quiet!"
Kids: "Yes!!! Captain!!!"
Haimei: "Oh~~~~~Who lives in the big pineapple in the deep sea~~~~"
Children: "SpongeBob~~~~"
At this moment, the soldiers wearing cartoon jackets also came out.
They began their funny performance accompanied by the children's screams and cheers, and Haimei's singing.
At the side, Feng Hongyang's subordinate asked: "Mr. Feng, aren't we going a little too far by doing this?"
Feng Hongyang snorted coldly: "You said you didn't want to offend either side, but in the end you still sent a ship over? You want to leave without suffering a little? No way!"
Subordinate: "In that case... can we arrange a performance of Teletubbies in the next few days? I have a kindergarten kid at home who likes this."
Feng Hongyang: “…”
the other side.
When Hannibal heard about this and saw countless photos of the performance on the Elcano on the Internet, he was so angry that his face turned green.
Ruan Qingying has made it clear that if the Baguo country cannot use force to protect the Nanhou, he will have no choice but to withdraw from the new six-nation alliance.
After all, Ruan Qingying couldn't bear the pressure anymore. Many people in Nanhou had died of heat due to the power outage in the past few days.
Not to mention, there are rumors of war everywhere in the Southern Monkey Kingdom.
Hannibal immediately found Jose and asked, "Why did you send such a thing? How can this show your great national strength?"
