Chapter 2454 Magical Monkey
Leng Feng, Fan Tianlei and others all laughed.
What's their physical fitness?
They are real special forces soldiers who have been to the battlefield and survived in the wild for more than half a year!!!
In the past, during the war, drinking dirty snow water, eating all kinds of insects raw, and even poisonous mushrooms were commonplace!
They are just going to the Monkey Kingdom to discuss a project, not to fight a war, but Chen Mo still asks them to be so cautious.
This really disrespects their physical fitness!
However, Leng Feng and others did not speak their true feelings.
After all, the boss means well.
Chen Mo found it funny to see their disdainful looks.
"Laugh, just laugh now, because when you really eat something unclean in the Monkey Kingdom, you won't be able to laugh anymore!
The food of the Monkey Kingdom will teach you how to behave like a human being! "
Chen Mo said in his heart.
He didn't give any more instructions to Leng Feng and others.
At most it's just food poisoning, and you'll just have diarrhea for a few days, but it won't kill you.
However, after Chen Mo returned home, he began to make preparations frantically.
"Wife, prepare a team of chefs for me and airlift about a month's worth of ingredients and consumables to me.
My request is that I never use anything from the Monkey Kingdom and I don’t eat any food from the Monkey Kingdom.
Just arrange it according to my requirements."
Chen Mo said.
Gong Ziyuan asked curiously, "Didn't you go to the Monkey Kingdom when you were fighting the four major grain merchants a few years ago? Why didn't you prepare at that time?"
Chen Mo explained: "At that time, we went there and came back on the same day, and we ate all our meals on the private plane, so there was no need to prepare.
This time, I don’t know how long the talk will take, so of course I have to be prepared.
Wife, you have never been to the Monkey King Kingdom. If you have been there...
Forget it, you’d better not go to the Monkey Kingdom in this life.
It's very dangerous for a beautiful woman like you to walk on the street in broad daylight."
Gong Ziyuan was stunned. "Is it really that exaggerated? Didn't that guy called Shorty say that the Monkey Kings are very peaceful and that there is basically no crime in the Monkey King Kingdom? He also said that the Monkey King Kingdom doesn't need police."
Chen Mo was speechless and said, "Wife, do you know how high the crime rate is in Monkey Kingdom? Not to mention a beautiful woman like you, even a female lizard would have to cover her butt if she went there."
"And the short guy you mentioned, he was called Shorty before he went to the Monkey King Kingdom, but after he went there he changed his name to Gao Dasong."
As he spoke, Chen Mo opened the Mo Xun news and randomly found a few pieces of information about the Monkey Kingdom to show Gong Ziyuan.
Gong Ziyuan shuddered after reading it:
"I was really fooled by the short guy! I actually believed him before!"
Chen Mo smiled and said, "History is like a little girl who recognizes people and dresses up. If you only believe one side, you will be blind, but if you listen to both sides, you will be enlightened. Don't think that these highly educated talents and experts are so awesome. Sometimes they just take advantage of your trust in them and make up nonsense to attract traffic."
Gong Ziyuan nodded obediently, looking at Chen Mo with loving eyes: "I don't listen to anything short and tight, I just listen to my husband.
My husband knows so much, I love you, ah~~~~"
Gong Ziyuan is very efficient in her work.
In addition, I deliberately searched the Internet for some information about the customs and habits of the Monkey Kingdom, and also asked several subordinates who had been on business trips to the Monkey Kingdom.
Gong Ziyuan became more concerned about food, as well as Chen Mo's daily expenses.
The next day, Chen Mo took a private plane and went to the Monkey Kingdom with an entire team of chefs, nannies, and bodyguards on behalf of Daxia.
This time, Chen Mo came in the summer.
Before leaving the airport, Chen Mo quickly put on a mask.
Leng Feng wondered, "Boss, why are you wearing a mask? Is there any infectious disease here recently?"
Chen Mo shook his head: "Last time we came here it was winter, there was no smell, but now it is summer, I think the smell will be quite strong. You should wear masks too."
Leng Feng smiled and said, "It's okay, we don't need to wear it."
It's so hot today and they feel stuffy wearing masks.
Chen Mo didn't try to persuade them either.
As the saying goes, "It is useless to teach others with a hundred words, but teaching by experience once can penetrate people's heart." People may not be able to teach others, but experience can teach people once, which is enough.
As soon as the group left the airport.
Wow~~~~
A pungent stench hit me in the face.
The smell was like that of a person with athlete's foot who hadn't washed his feet for several months and had walked a long way, so the sweat from his feet had become pickled and the smell was mixed with the fermented smell of various feces such as human feces and cow feces.
Leng Feng and others were so choked that they burst into tears as soon as they left the airport.
Now there was no need for Chen Mo to teach anyone, as everyone quickly took out their masks and put them on.
Leng Feng saw that there were fences and many police officers at the airport entrance.
“Why is there a fence at the airport entrance?”
Leng Feng asked curiously.
Chen Mo took a glance and said, "If there is no fence, the monkey people will flood into the airport to use the air conditioning, steal things, and even block the toilets.
You have to know that the air conditioning installation rate in the Monkey Kingdom is only about 4%.
Among 100 households, only 4 have air conditioners.
The highest outdoor temperature in the Monkey Kingdom in summer can reach 48 degrees, and the surface temperature can even reach over 70 degrees.
Every year, more Monkey people die from heatstroke than Southern Monkey people. "
Leng Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead.
To be honest, he was also very poor when he was a child. When he first met Chen Mo, he was so poor that he had to steal things.
Even so, Leng Feng still felt that even when he was at his poorest, his living standard was a hundred times better than that of the poor people in the Monkey Kingdom!
The group quickly got into the rented luxury car.
The driver was a monkey-like person with quite fair skin.
Leng Feng couldn't help but ask: "Where can we go without the stench?"
The driver shook his head and said, "The whole city has this smell. Only the houses in the rich areas and the luxury hotels don't have this smell."
Leng Feng's mouth twitched.
Good guy!
This is the capital of the Monkey Kingdom!!!
How can such a huge imperial capital seem to be built on top of a toilet?
Not long after the car started driving, Leng Feng's brows became more and more furrowed.
Not only was there a foul smell along the road, but there were also piles of garbage everywhere, mosquitoes flying everywhere, and beggars everywhere.
The key is……
Along the way, Leng Feng saw at least a dozen monkey men openly defecating on the street!
He looked dumbfounded.
Chen Mo looked at him and said with a smile, "Isn't it so smelly as if someone hired a group of people to take a shit there?"
At this time, Fan Tianlei couldn't help but say, "It stinks so badly, it's no exaggeration, it made my cold and rhinitis go away."
Chen Mo sighed and said, "You should be content. I rented the hotel's luxury car service. The driver is a noble here and he is very clean.
Once, Lao Ma came to the Monkey Kingdom to expand overseas business. When he got off the plane, he smelled a foul smell. He got into a taxi, and it was even stinkier. He looked down and saw that the driver's flat toilet was placed under the seat, and it was full of shit. "
