Chapter 1067 Sworn Worship
Shenwei heard this.
He couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
In the past, he didn't pay much attention to the fragrance mentioned by Pangu, but afterwards, he figured it out.
You must know that before the human race became the protagonist of heaven and earth.
But it has always been the food rations of all races.
If I hadn't reacted quickly, I would have been eaten.
Fortunately, the Pangu man in front of him was a fool.
Thinking of this, Shenwei talked nonsense in a serious manner, intending to fool Pangu first and then talk about it.
"They are both my good friends, just like you."
“Shouldn’t good friends coexist harmoniously?”
He guided Pangu step by step with words.
However, Pangu seemed to turn a deaf ear to what Shenwei said.
"These... these two good friends smell so good. The fragrance on them seems to be much stronger than yours."
Saliva immediately flowed from the corners of his mouth.
Shenwei felt his eyes go dark as he watched this scene.
He really couldn't imagine what life would be like without Mito and Mira.
So, he was seen sucking his teeth in anxiety, thinking hard for a solution to the problem once and for all.
"Brother, I have always had a wish, and I hope you can fulfill it."
He immediately stood in front of Pangu.
At the same time, it also separated Pangu's gaze from Mito and Mira.
Prevent Pangu from having bad thoughts towards Mito and Mira.
When Pangu saw the divine power, he immediately came to his senses.
"Big brother? Are you calling me? Hehe~ I am the big brother now. If you have any wish, just tell me."
He was immersed in the joy of having a new little brother.
Shenwei looked at Pangu, paused and then said.
"Brother, I feel like I've known you for a long time. I wish we could become sworn brothers. I hope you'll agree to my wish."
There was a sincerity in the tone of his voice.
Shenwei thought hard and came up with this feasible plan.
When Pangu heard this, he couldn't help but ask curiously.
"What? You want to sworn brotherhood with me... what?"
He had never heard of the term sworn brotherhood before, so naturally he didn't understand what it meant.
“——We will become sworn brothers!!!” Shenwei repeated.
"Well, let me say one sentence and you learn one sentence."
"I believe you will soon understand what sworn brotherhood means."
Having said that, he casually waved his hand and immediately prepared all the necessary items for sworn brotherhood.
Then he fell to his knees with a thud, chanting loudly.
"The Emperor of Heaven is above, and Hou Tu is my witness."
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Pangu.
He signaled Pangu to chant with him.
When Pangu heard this, he was immediately confused.
"Hey~~ Who is Huangtian? Who is Houtu? Why should Huangtian be on top? What can Houtu prove?"
He immediately put on an expression of dissatisfaction and indignation.
It seemed as if he was going to have a fight with Heaven and Earth in the next second.
When Shenwei heard this, he couldn't help but feel a headache.
"Who cares who they are? Just follow me and read. Otherwise, you won't have any roast chicken to eat in the future."
For now, all he can do is threaten Pangu with roast chicken.
When Pangu heard that the roast chicken was going to be gone, he knelt down reluctantly.
"——The Emperor of Heaven is above, and Hou Tu is my witness!!!"
His harsh tone seemed to be able to kill someone.
Shenwei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this, and then he continued speaking naturally.
"Today, I, Shenwei, wish to become brothers with Pangu."
He turned his head and looked at Pangu again.
When Pangu heard this, he asked another question.
"That's not right. We are going to become sworn brothers, why did you change it to becoming brothers of the opposite sex? You are wrong."
There was a sense of ridicule in his words.
Shenwei immediately said with an unhappy look on his face.
"Becoming sworn brothers is the same as becoming brothers of the opposite sex."
His words seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth.
One can't help but feel a bit gnashing of teeth.
When Pangu heard this, a silly smile appeared on his face, and he seemed to be a little afraid of the divine power.
"Ah? Ah, really? So it's the same thing."
He immediately laughed it off in front of Shenwei.
"——Today I am powerful..."
Before he could finish his words, he heard Shenwei interrupt him, pointing out his mistake and helping him correct it.
"Wait a minute, how can you be so powerful? I am the one who is powerful."
"The person you should be referring to in this place is me, Pangu."
As he spoke, his mentality exploded.
Pangu was so frightened by the divine power that he shrank his neck.
"——Today I, Pangu, wish to be with Pangu..."
There was a hint of cowardice in the tone of his voice, as if he was frightened by the mighty rebuke.
However, the more afraid he was, the more likely he would make mistakes. Look, he was wrong again this time.
Shenwei looked at Pangu with a look of despair.
"Stop, is it Pangu and Pangu? It's Pangu and Shenwei."
"You really are sent by God to torture me, right?"
At this moment, Shenwei couldn't help but be so angry at Pangu that he jumped up and down, and he wanted to smash the incense burner and table in front of him.
Pangu himself was embarrassed by his own mistakes.
In the end, he finished the sentence.
“——Today, I, Pangu… um, this, wish to become sworn brothers with Shenwei… and Shenwei… oh, yes, we will become sworn brothers!!!”
He spoke these words haltingly.
But fortunately he finally said it out.
Shenwei heard this and asked subconsciously.
"Didn't I say before that I was willing to become brothers with you? Why did you change it to sworn brotherhood?"
However, after he said this, he immediately regretted it.
Why do you have to find fault with everything?
It's okay as long as the meaning is similar.
Thinking of this, Shenwei couldn't help but want to give himself a big slap in the face so that he could remember it well.
Pangu immediately looked at Shenwei in astonishment and said.
"You told me the same thing."
"Could it be that everything you just said was a lie?"
Before he finished speaking, an axe suddenly appeared in his hand, as if he was going to chop down Shenwei.
When Shenwei heard this, he cursed in his heart.
At the same time, they slapped my face hard one after another.
This is to punish myself for being too talkative.
Pangu was stunned when he saw this scene.
"Shenwei, what are you doing? We can talk about what we have to say, there's no need to hit yourself, this... this hurts so much?
He couldn't bear it just watching from the side.
Shenwei attacked with both hands and soon his head was turned into a pig's head. Even his biological mother couldn't recognize him.
"Come on, let's continue... continue with the process."
His swollen face made his speech limp.
However, Shenwei was physically disabled but mentally strong, and he managed to hold on.
"From now on, we will share happiness and difficulties. We do not ask to be born on the same day, but we ask to die on the same day."
There was a firmness in the tone of his voice.
Pangu felt the true meaning of the divine power.
This made him speak these words extremely fluently.
"——From now on, we will share happiness and difficulties. Moreover, we will also eat together and drink together."
"We don't ask to be born on the same day, month and year, but we ask to die on the same day."
What he cares most about is food.
He felt that the following words were too long-winded, so he deleted the four words "same year and same month" on his own initiative. It was this part that he deleted that saved Shenwei's life in the future.
Afterwards, Shenwei and Pangu inserted incense sticks into the incense burner.
Then, they had an inexplicable connection invisibly.
Although this kind of connection is not as good as that of blood relatives.
But it is far beyond the reach of ordinary people.
Shenwei looked at Pangu and said sincerely.
"Big brother, please bow to me."
Before he finished speaking, he fell to his knees in front of Pangu with a thud and kowtowed three times.
Pangu looked at this scene and was stunned.
Shenwei's actions completely destroyed him.
"Um, Shenwei, should I say something? I can't just let you stay here and pout, right?"
He fully demonstrated his good habit of asking questions when he didn't understand something.
Shenwei lowered his head and reminded Pangu in a low voice.
"You should help me up next."
While he was speaking, he still maintained the posture of kowtowing, which is what Pangu said: sticking your head here.
After hearing this, Pangu hurriedly raised his divine power.
Or rather, he raised his divine power like pulling a carrot.
However, Shenwei did not care about Pangu's rude behavior.
Instead, he called out with deep affection.
“——Brother!!!”
After saying that, he was seen turning towards the house and speaking to Mito and Mira inside, calling them out.
"Mito, Mira, come with me and meet big brother."
There was a sense of excitement in his words.
He finally didn't have to worry about Pangu eating Mito and Mira.
Upon hearing this, Mito and Mira walked out of the house one after the other.
Then, the two of them were seen standing on the left and right of Shenwei, and greeted Pangu.
Kamui looked at this scene and couldn't help but frown.
Then he pulled Mito and Mira to kowtow to Pangu again.
Mito and Mira were very obedient and did not show any dissatisfaction.
Pangu touched his big head naively.
It can be seen that after having the Shenwei family, he was very happy and overjoyed.
"Hurry up and say hello to big brother." Shenwei reminded.
"——Hello, big brother!!!" x2Mito and Mira said in unison.
"Hello, hello." Pangu responded with a smile.
After saying that, he was seen pulling Shenwei, rubbing his hands embarrassedly, and then speaking hesitantly.
"Um, Shenwei, I'm the big brother now, right?"
"We just agreed to have a meal together."
"So, the roast chicken... and that... you know..."
Relying on his status as the eldest brother, he directly asked Shenwei for food. It cannot be said that he was wrong, but that he did a great job.
Before hearing this, Shenwei thought Pangu was going to eat people.
This made his little heart beat fast with fear.
But after he finished listening, he found that Pangu was still the same Pangu, and still liked roast chicken and beer.
To be continued...
