Chapter 568 Toilet
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Jing Hong Jue Xiang
in the cafeteria.
The navy soldiers enjoyed a sumptuous breakfast.
I saw that all their faces showed a look of satisfaction and happiness.
High-end seafood ingredients paired with simple cooking methods.
But it can bring out the taste of the food [-]%.
While eating, the navy soldiers subconsciously sighed in their hearts: It is indeed CP9, a secret spy agency directly under the World Government. As for the standard of food, I don't know how much better it is than that of the navy.
However, when they thought about it again, the faces of those CP9s with their nostrils turned upward made them feel so hateful that it made their teeth itch.
Thinking of this, the navy soldiers couldn't help but have an appetite, and immediately started eating in revenge.
It was as if what they were eating now was not breakfast, but those hateful CP9s.
At this moment, the back door of the canteen's back kitchen suddenly opened, and a wooden cart that came to deliver food was pushed in through the back door of the canteen's back kitchen.
Immediately, someone was heard cursing and saying: "What's going on? I've already agreed without saying anything. Will someone come to help me unload the goods?"
"I've been waiting for you outside for a long time. Where are you?"
"You bastards, what are you doing..."
At this point, the man who spoke came out from behind the wooden cart and appeared in front of the navy soldiers.
The man looked at the navy soldiers of Wuyang Wuyang in the kitchen of the canteen and was stunned for a moment.
Immediately, the man turned around quickly and ran out of the back kitchen of the cafeteria.
When the navy soldiers saw this, they naturally would not let the man leave easily.
I saw that among the navy soldiers, someone blocked the back door of the canteen with his body and stopped that person.
Immediately afterwards, navy soldiers were seen surrounding him, looking at the man with half-smiles on their faces.
Then, someone among the navy soldiers asked: "Who are you? What is in the car?"
When the man heard this, he replied tremblingly: "The car...the car is loaded with fruits shipped from the South China Sea. I...I am the person in CP9 who is responsible for transporting ingredients in logistics."
Immediately, I heard him defend himself: "Really, if you don't believe it, just open it and take a look. I really didn't lie to you."
"So, dear friends from the navy, seeing as how cooperative I am, can you let me go?"
As he spoke, he could see a cowardly look on his face.
When the navy soldiers heard this, some of them couldn't help themselves and went to see what was being transported in the car.
As the container on the wooden cart was opened.
The navy soldiers in the back kitchen of the mess hall suddenly felt a burst of cold air coming from the container on the wooden cart.
When the CP9 member saw this, he became anxious.
"This is something prepared for our CP9 commander, Mr. Spandam. You can't touch it."
While he was talking, he saw him using a moment of courage to rush up and stop in front of the group of naval soldiers.
A drama of defending the fruit was staged.
When the navy soldiers heard this, they looked unconcerned.
"Stop blabbering!!!" Someone among the navy soldiers scolded sternly: "I don't care who he is, the commander of CP9, but he is not the commander of our navy anyway."
As they were talking, they saw someone among the navy soldiers grabbing the CP9 member with all their might.
The member of CP9 kept struggling in the hands of the navy soldiers.
"Let me go quickly." The CP9 member said hoarsely: "You navy guys let me go right now..."
The naval soldier who set up the CP9 turned a deaf ear to this.
I saw that they opened the back door of the canteen and threw the CP9 member directly out of the back door of the canteen.
Then, I saw the back door of the canteen's back kitchen being slammed shut, cutting off the canteen's back kitchen from the outside world into two worlds.
The CP9 member fell heavily to the ground.
But as if he couldn't feel the pain, he lightly dusted himself off and stood up from the ground.
And the cowardly expression on his face had disappeared without a trace at this moment.
It was replaced by a mocking look.
"Navy, ha~~" the CP9 member said disdainfully: "The fun has just begun."
As he was talking, he was seen leaving the back door of the canteen's kitchen, and disappeared without a trace.
The navy soldiers in the back kitchen of the canteen were busy moving the containers off the wooden cart.
Immediately, the navy soldiers were all gathered around, curiously looking at what kind of fruit was inside.
Soon, the true face of that fruit was exposed before their eyes.
Inside were bunches of plump grapes.
Perhaps they were worried that the grapes would spoil during transportation, so they kept them iced during the journey.
This was the cold air that the navy soldiers felt before.
"Grapes from the South China Sea." A naval soldier said excitedly, "Isn't that a specialty of my hometown?"
While he was talking, he reached out his hand, gently picked a grape, and put it into his mouth.
Immediately, I heard him continue: "It's unmistakable, this is the taste of my hometown."
Seeing this, the other navy soldiers immediately reached out, intending to share the taste of his hometown.
In a short time, those grapes were swept away.
The navy soldiers who had eaten and drank enough stood up and left the canteen.
At this moment, I heard a "gurgling" sound coming from the stomach of someone among the navy soldiers.
Immediately afterwards, this "gurgling" sound was heard one after another among the naval soldiers.
And every naval soldier who heard this kind of "gurgling" sound in his stomach would hold his stomach with a look of pain on his face.
"I can't, I can't. I suddenly feel so uncomfortable in my stomach. Toilet, I need to go to the toilet now."
"Ouch, why does my stomach feel uncomfortable?"
"I guess it's because I've had a bad stomach."
"If one person eats it badly, if two people eat it badly, how can the entire navy be spoiled?"
"From what you said, it sounds like this is what happened."
"I know, it must be those damn CP9 guys who poisoned our meals. It must be them."
"Yes, this is definitely their revenge on our navy."
"It's too much. Let's go and let's go find them for comment."
At this moment, a "gurgling" sound was heard again from the group of naval soldiers.
"Ouch, oh, no, I have to go to the toilet now."
"I can't do it anymore, let's go together."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the navy soldiers moving towards the toilet with one hand in front and one behind in a very strange posture.
The hand in front of them is covering their stomachs, and the hand behind them is covering their farts... uh... the place where grains are reincarnated.
By the time the navy soldiers finally reached the restroom.
Just when they thought they could finally solve the problem boldly and confidently.
I heard other people's voices coming from the toilet.
"What are you doing? There are people inside."
"Who are you? Why are you in a hurry? I'll be done soon."
"Go, go, go, just stay here. I won't be able to solve the problem for a while."
One pit, two pits...
All the seats in the toilet are occupied by people.
When the navy soldiers saw this, their faces immediately showed a look of despair.
Immediately, the navy soldiers were heard talking.
"It's fake. How is it possible that there are people in every pit?"
"Needless to say, since those damn CP9 dared to drug us, then they naturally dared to seize the toilet."
At this moment, I heard someone in the toilet talking.
"Hey, listen to this, everyone outside is probably a Navy brother. What kind of wind brings you here?"
When the navy soldiers heard this, they became very angry.
Immediately, someone in the navy was heard yelling angrily: "Assholes!!! It's really you damn CP9s. I didn't expect you to drug our navy in the morning meal."
When the CP9 members heard this, a smile of success immediately appeared on their faces.
Immediately, someone among the members of CP9 was heard arguing: "Navy, you don't want to spit on others. Which of your eyes saw our CP9 and drugged your navy?"
The navy soldiers seemed to have identified this group of CP9.
"Who else is here besides you?"
A member of CP9 said with a bachelor look on his face: "Heh~~ you can say whatever you want, but do you have any evidence?"
"Who can prove that it was us, CP9, who drugged your navy?"
Among the navy soldiers, someone retorted: "What more evidence do you need? Isn't this obvious? It was definitely your CP9 who did it."
A member of CP9 suddenly sneered: "Since your navy has this attitude, then we have nothing to talk about. I'm just waiting to see your navy collectively shit their pants."
"I think tens of thousands of people shit their pants together, it must be spectacular."
When the navy soldiers heard this, their expressions suddenly changed.
Immediately, someone among the navy soldiers asked, "Are you CP9 really going to be so awesome?"
Among the members of CP9, someone immediately replied: "Humph, it's your navy's fault for offending our CP9, and this is just to show your navy a little color."
When the navy soldiers heard this, they secretly gritted their teeth.
At this time, someone among the navy soldiers said in a deep voice: "In this case, we really have nothing to say."
Immediately, I heard him ask lightly: "By the way, this is already a toilet, right?"
Then, he walked to the door of the toilet, unbuttoned his pants in front of all the navy soldiers, and squatted down to solve the problem.
His operation really shocked the navy soldiers.
However, this also opened up a new way for them to think.
At this time, I heard the man say again: "Since you CP9 like to stay in the toilet, then don't come out."
To be continued
The navy soldiers enjoyed a sumptuous breakfast.
I saw that all their faces showed a look of satisfaction and happiness.
High-end seafood ingredients paired with simple cooking methods.
But it can bring out the taste of the food [-]%.
While eating, the navy soldiers subconsciously sighed in their hearts: It is indeed CP9, a secret spy agency directly under the World Government. As for the standard of food, I don't know how much better it is than that of the navy.
However, when they thought about it again, the faces of those CP9s with their nostrils turned upward made them feel so hateful that it made their teeth itch.
Thinking of this, the navy soldiers couldn't help but have an appetite, and immediately started eating in revenge.
It was as if what they were eating now was not breakfast, but those hateful CP9s.
At this moment, the back door of the canteen's back kitchen suddenly opened, and a wooden cart that came to deliver food was pushed in through the back door of the canteen's back kitchen.
Immediately, someone was heard cursing and saying: "What's going on? I've already agreed without saying anything. Will someone come to help me unload the goods?"
"I've been waiting for you outside for a long time. Where are you?"
"You bastards, what are you doing..."
At this point, the man who spoke came out from behind the wooden cart and appeared in front of the navy soldiers.
The man looked at the navy soldiers of Wuyang Wuyang in the kitchen of the canteen and was stunned for a moment.
Immediately, the man turned around quickly and ran out of the back kitchen of the cafeteria.
When the navy soldiers saw this, they naturally would not let the man leave easily.
I saw that among the navy soldiers, someone blocked the back door of the canteen with his body and stopped that person.
Immediately afterwards, navy soldiers were seen surrounding him, looking at the man with half-smiles on their faces.
Then, someone among the navy soldiers asked: "Who are you? What is in the car?"
When the man heard this, he replied tremblingly: "The car...the car is loaded with fruits shipped from the South China Sea. I...I am the person in CP9 who is responsible for transporting ingredients in logistics."
Immediately, I heard him defend himself: "Really, if you don't believe it, just open it and take a look. I really didn't lie to you."
"So, dear friends from the navy, seeing as how cooperative I am, can you let me go?"
As he spoke, he could see a cowardly look on his face.
When the navy soldiers heard this, some of them couldn't help themselves and went to see what was being transported in the car.
As the container on the wooden cart was opened.
The navy soldiers in the back kitchen of the mess hall suddenly felt a burst of cold air coming from the container on the wooden cart.
When the CP9 member saw this, he became anxious.
"This is something prepared for our CP9 commander, Mr. Spandam. You can't touch it."
While he was talking, he saw him using a moment of courage to rush up and stop in front of the group of naval soldiers.
A drama of defending the fruit was staged.
When the navy soldiers heard this, they looked unconcerned.
"Stop blabbering!!!" Someone among the navy soldiers scolded sternly: "I don't care who he is, the commander of CP9, but he is not the commander of our navy anyway."
As they were talking, they saw someone among the navy soldiers grabbing the CP9 member with all their might.
The member of CP9 kept struggling in the hands of the navy soldiers.
"Let me go quickly." The CP9 member said hoarsely: "You navy guys let me go right now..."
The naval soldier who set up the CP9 turned a deaf ear to this.
I saw that they opened the back door of the canteen and threw the CP9 member directly out of the back door of the canteen.
Then, I saw the back door of the canteen's back kitchen being slammed shut, cutting off the canteen's back kitchen from the outside world into two worlds.
The CP9 member fell heavily to the ground.
But as if he couldn't feel the pain, he lightly dusted himself off and stood up from the ground.
And the cowardly expression on his face had disappeared without a trace at this moment.
It was replaced by a mocking look.
"Navy, ha~~" the CP9 member said disdainfully: "The fun has just begun."
As he was talking, he was seen leaving the back door of the canteen's kitchen, and disappeared without a trace.
The navy soldiers in the back kitchen of the canteen were busy moving the containers off the wooden cart.
Immediately, the navy soldiers were all gathered around, curiously looking at what kind of fruit was inside.
Soon, the true face of that fruit was exposed before their eyes.
Inside were bunches of plump grapes.
Perhaps they were worried that the grapes would spoil during transportation, so they kept them iced during the journey.
This was the cold air that the navy soldiers felt before.
"Grapes from the South China Sea." A naval soldier said excitedly, "Isn't that a specialty of my hometown?"
While he was talking, he reached out his hand, gently picked a grape, and put it into his mouth.
Immediately, I heard him continue: "It's unmistakable, this is the taste of my hometown."
Seeing this, the other navy soldiers immediately reached out, intending to share the taste of his hometown.
In a short time, those grapes were swept away.
The navy soldiers who had eaten and drank enough stood up and left the canteen.
At this moment, I heard a "gurgling" sound coming from the stomach of someone among the navy soldiers.
Immediately afterwards, this "gurgling" sound was heard one after another among the naval soldiers.
And every naval soldier who heard this kind of "gurgling" sound in his stomach would hold his stomach with a look of pain on his face.
"I can't, I can't. I suddenly feel so uncomfortable in my stomach. Toilet, I need to go to the toilet now."
"Ouch, why does my stomach feel uncomfortable?"
"I guess it's because I've had a bad stomach."
"If one person eats it badly, if two people eat it badly, how can the entire navy be spoiled?"
"From what you said, it sounds like this is what happened."
"I know, it must be those damn CP9 guys who poisoned our meals. It must be them."
"Yes, this is definitely their revenge on our navy."
"It's too much. Let's go and let's go find them for comment."
At this moment, a "gurgling" sound was heard again from the group of naval soldiers.
"Ouch, oh, no, I have to go to the toilet now."
"I can't do it anymore, let's go together."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the navy soldiers moving towards the toilet with one hand in front and one behind in a very strange posture.
The hand in front of them is covering their stomachs, and the hand behind them is covering their farts... uh... the place where grains are reincarnated.
By the time the navy soldiers finally reached the restroom.
Just when they thought they could finally solve the problem boldly and confidently.
I heard other people's voices coming from the toilet.
"What are you doing? There are people inside."
"Who are you? Why are you in a hurry? I'll be done soon."
"Go, go, go, just stay here. I won't be able to solve the problem for a while."
One pit, two pits...
All the seats in the toilet are occupied by people.
When the navy soldiers saw this, their faces immediately showed a look of despair.
Immediately, the navy soldiers were heard talking.
"It's fake. How is it possible that there are people in every pit?"
"Needless to say, since those damn CP9 dared to drug us, then they naturally dared to seize the toilet."
At this moment, I heard someone in the toilet talking.
"Hey, listen to this, everyone outside is probably a Navy brother. What kind of wind brings you here?"
When the navy soldiers heard this, they became very angry.
Immediately, someone in the navy was heard yelling angrily: "Assholes!!! It's really you damn CP9s. I didn't expect you to drug our navy in the morning meal."
When the CP9 members heard this, a smile of success immediately appeared on their faces.
Immediately, someone among the members of CP9 was heard arguing: "Navy, you don't want to spit on others. Which of your eyes saw our CP9 and drugged your navy?"
The navy soldiers seemed to have identified this group of CP9.
"Who else is here besides you?"
A member of CP9 said with a bachelor look on his face: "Heh~~ you can say whatever you want, but do you have any evidence?"
"Who can prove that it was us, CP9, who drugged your navy?"
Among the navy soldiers, someone retorted: "What more evidence do you need? Isn't this obvious? It was definitely your CP9 who did it."
A member of CP9 suddenly sneered: "Since your navy has this attitude, then we have nothing to talk about. I'm just waiting to see your navy collectively shit their pants."
"I think tens of thousands of people shit their pants together, it must be spectacular."
When the navy soldiers heard this, their expressions suddenly changed.
Immediately, someone among the navy soldiers asked, "Are you CP9 really going to be so awesome?"
Among the members of CP9, someone immediately replied: "Humph, it's your navy's fault for offending our CP9, and this is just to show your navy a little color."
When the navy soldiers heard this, they secretly gritted their teeth.
At this time, someone among the navy soldiers said in a deep voice: "In this case, we really have nothing to say."
Immediately, I heard him ask lightly: "By the way, this is already a toilet, right?"
Then, he walked to the door of the toilet, unbuttoned his pants in front of all the navy soldiers, and squatted down to solve the problem.
His operation really shocked the navy soldiers.
However, this also opened up a new way for them to think.
At this time, I heard the man say again: "Since you CP9 like to stay in the toilet, then don't come out."
To be continued
