Chapter 71 The Happy Shit Shovel Officer
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Duan Wei Li Mao
Chapter 71 Happy shit scraper
This secret passage seems to be specially provided for night swimmers, and its exit is not far from the castle, just behind the bushes near the Quidditch pitch.
After everyone came out, Fred and George quickly walked to the front, opened their hands and said, "Welcome to Hogwarts at night."
"This feeling is completely different from the daytime, enjoy it."
Both Cedric and Connor looked a little excited.
For them, this kind of experience of night tour has never been experienced before. While feeling the novelty, there is also an indescribable excitement in their hearts.
Kyle didn't feel anything special, but it was the first time he saw Hogwarts under the night, so he couldn't help but looked around curiously.
Hogwarts at night is extremely quiet, and the stars in the night sky emit a little bit of soft light, just like night lights hanging on the castle.
The beauty is dreamlike, but quiet and peaceful.
The crowd stood still for a moment, and it wasn't until Fred reminded them that they realized that they still had business to do, and they walked towards the Forbidden Forest after regaining their senses.
On the way, they also took a sharp turn, avoiding Hagrid's cabin on purpose.
Although Yaya is a bit timid, he is still a serious hound after all. He has a keen sense of hearing and smell. If he gets close, he will probably notice it.
It's just a waste of time, it's better than being sneaked back to the castle by Hegty.
After bypassing the wooden house, there is a wide woodland in front of it.It wasn't hard to find the Moon Crazy Beast's lair. Under Kyle's leadership, they soon saw the lush guardian tree.
At this time, the Moon Crazy Beast also just came out of the lair.
They look up at the sky with their long necks, forming a stark contrast between their large heads and slender legs.
It looks like a miniature alpaca.
Pretty cute.
Under the moonlight, they slowly raised their front legs, and their two slightly thicker hind legs began to swing irregularly.
"The dance of the Moon Crazy Beast... This is the dance of the Moon Crazy Beast!" Cedric said excitedly, "I've only read it in books before, and it's far worse than the live version!"
"Don't get excited, if they find out, you won't be able to see it." Kyle reminded in a low voice.
Mooncrackers are very shy magical creatures, shyly hiding in their lairs if they notice other people around them.
But Cedric was right.
The live version of the dance is indeed much better than the photos in the book.
But this is normal, Newt is just a social horror who studies Magizoology, he knows how to take pictures, just make do with it.
The Moon Crazy Beast danced for a while, and seemed to be active, and the dance steps became more complicated and charming.
And every time they moved, some fine silver-white light spots gradually appeared on the ground behind them.
There are more and more of these spots of light, spreading under the feet of the Moon Crazy Beast like a stage.
The silver-white "stage" and the moonlight in the sky complement each other, making their dance directly sublimated to another level.
"It's so beautiful..." There were little stars in Kang Na's eyes, and she was fascinated by it.
"Cough cough..."
Although it was a little unpleasant, Kyle thought about it, and whispered in her ear: "That silver thing is their feces."
"..."
The stars in Connor's eyes disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. She turned her head and gave Kyle an incredible look.
"It's true." Kyle said calmly: "If you don't believe me, you can read the book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find It."
Kona: "..."
After learning that the Moon Crazy Beast danced on her own feces, she couldn't go back.
The beautiful and complicated dance in front of me seemed to have become dull.
Connor was frantic.
She couldn't figure it out, why did Kyle tell her this now, why can't she wait until after reading it? !
The more she thought about it, the more angry she turned around again, and punched Kyle in the arm.
Fred and George next to him were similar. They also punched Kyle angrily and told him not to talk when it was time to shut up.
Only Cedric is better, because he knows all this.
Seeing the anger of the public, Kyle quickly raised his hand as a sign of surrender, and decisively admitted, "I was wrong!"
But it didn't work, everyone was still staring at him, even Cedric was no exception.
No way, don't stare at the incompatibility.
"Okay, let's put it another way." Kyle continued: "That thing is silver, and Xi Ke is also silver, do you know what that means?
Let's put it this way, if you work hard, you can probably harvest five in one night. "
Fred and George took a breath, and they didn't care about condemning Kyle, they got together and started to calculate.
Five galleons a night, 35 a week, that semester is...
The twins were a little dizzy, and they couldn't figure it out, but they were sure that it was a huge number.
And they had six more years at Hogwarts.
With this windfall, even if they share it equally with Kyle and others, they can open their own joke shop when they graduate.
Dream come true?
The two brothers hugged each other with tears of joy and almost jumped up with excitement.
Afterwards, they didn't care about other things, they just stared at the Moon Crazy Beast, and when the silver light spots stopped increasing, they rushed out in an instant.
Terrified, the moonbeasts ran back to their lair, where Weasley and George were collecting their droppings.
Probably because of the slow speed, Fred even invited Kyle and the others to come along.
It's just that neither Kyle nor Cedric moved, and Connor hesitated, but was also held back by Kyle.
"Well, won't you tell them the truth?" Honest Cedric was a little confused.
The excrement of the Moon Crazy Beast is indeed valuable, but it must be fresh, and this thing is not like Bibi Duoweidou, which can be sold as soon as it is sold, and it needs to have stable sales channels and customers.
Fred and George couldn't even get out of Hogwarts, let alone anything else, and Cedric couldn't think of anyone they could sell their collection of moon-crazed feces to.
And, more importantly... this is Hogwarts.
Whether it's Hagrid's pumpkin patch or Professor Sprout's greenhouse, they all need a lot of fertilizer.
These fertilizers must not be bought from outside with money.
"What's the truth, I don't understand what you mean." Kyle said innocently: "What I just said is the truth, that thing is indeed very expensive."
Cedric pursed his lips and gave the twins a sympathetic look.
After a while, Kyle suddenly felt a little sleepy. He stepped forward and stopped the twins who were still happily shoveling shit. Regardless of their fierce opposition, Kyle and Cedric dragged them out of the Forbidden Forest.
This secret passage seems to be specially provided for night swimmers, and its exit is not far from the castle, just behind the bushes near the Quidditch pitch.
After everyone came out, Fred and George quickly walked to the front, opened their hands and said, "Welcome to Hogwarts at night."
"This feeling is completely different from the daytime, enjoy it."
Both Cedric and Connor looked a little excited.
For them, this kind of experience of night tour has never been experienced before. While feeling the novelty, there is also an indescribable excitement in their hearts.
Kyle didn't feel anything special, but it was the first time he saw Hogwarts under the night, so he couldn't help but looked around curiously.
Hogwarts at night is extremely quiet, and the stars in the night sky emit a little bit of soft light, just like night lights hanging on the castle.
The beauty is dreamlike, but quiet and peaceful.
The crowd stood still for a moment, and it wasn't until Fred reminded them that they realized that they still had business to do, and they walked towards the Forbidden Forest after regaining their senses.
On the way, they also took a sharp turn, avoiding Hagrid's cabin on purpose.
Although Yaya is a bit timid, he is still a serious hound after all. He has a keen sense of hearing and smell. If he gets close, he will probably notice it.
It's just a waste of time, it's better than being sneaked back to the castle by Hegty.
After bypassing the wooden house, there is a wide woodland in front of it.It wasn't hard to find the Moon Crazy Beast's lair. Under Kyle's leadership, they soon saw the lush guardian tree.
At this time, the Moon Crazy Beast also just came out of the lair.
They look up at the sky with their long necks, forming a stark contrast between their large heads and slender legs.
It looks like a miniature alpaca.
Pretty cute.
Under the moonlight, they slowly raised their front legs, and their two slightly thicker hind legs began to swing irregularly.
"The dance of the Moon Crazy Beast... This is the dance of the Moon Crazy Beast!" Cedric said excitedly, "I've only read it in books before, and it's far worse than the live version!"
"Don't get excited, if they find out, you won't be able to see it." Kyle reminded in a low voice.
Mooncrackers are very shy magical creatures, shyly hiding in their lairs if they notice other people around them.
But Cedric was right.
The live version of the dance is indeed much better than the photos in the book.
But this is normal, Newt is just a social horror who studies Magizoology, he knows how to take pictures, just make do with it.
The Moon Crazy Beast danced for a while, and seemed to be active, and the dance steps became more complicated and charming.
And every time they moved, some fine silver-white light spots gradually appeared on the ground behind them.
There are more and more of these spots of light, spreading under the feet of the Moon Crazy Beast like a stage.
The silver-white "stage" and the moonlight in the sky complement each other, making their dance directly sublimated to another level.
"It's so beautiful..." There were little stars in Kang Na's eyes, and she was fascinated by it.
"Cough cough..."
Although it was a little unpleasant, Kyle thought about it, and whispered in her ear: "That silver thing is their feces."
"..."
The stars in Connor's eyes disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. She turned her head and gave Kyle an incredible look.
"It's true." Kyle said calmly: "If you don't believe me, you can read the book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find It."
Kona: "..."
After learning that the Moon Crazy Beast danced on her own feces, she couldn't go back.
The beautiful and complicated dance in front of me seemed to have become dull.
Connor was frantic.
She couldn't figure it out, why did Kyle tell her this now, why can't she wait until after reading it? !
The more she thought about it, the more angry she turned around again, and punched Kyle in the arm.
Fred and George next to him were similar. They also punched Kyle angrily and told him not to talk when it was time to shut up.
Only Cedric is better, because he knows all this.
Seeing the anger of the public, Kyle quickly raised his hand as a sign of surrender, and decisively admitted, "I was wrong!"
But it didn't work, everyone was still staring at him, even Cedric was no exception.
No way, don't stare at the incompatibility.
"Okay, let's put it another way." Kyle continued: "That thing is silver, and Xi Ke is also silver, do you know what that means?
Let's put it this way, if you work hard, you can probably harvest five in one night. "
Fred and George took a breath, and they didn't care about condemning Kyle, they got together and started to calculate.
Five galleons a night, 35 a week, that semester is...
The twins were a little dizzy, and they couldn't figure it out, but they were sure that it was a huge number.
And they had six more years at Hogwarts.
With this windfall, even if they share it equally with Kyle and others, they can open their own joke shop when they graduate.
Dream come true?
The two brothers hugged each other with tears of joy and almost jumped up with excitement.
Afterwards, they didn't care about other things, they just stared at the Moon Crazy Beast, and when the silver light spots stopped increasing, they rushed out in an instant.
Terrified, the moonbeasts ran back to their lair, where Weasley and George were collecting their droppings.
Probably because of the slow speed, Fred even invited Kyle and the others to come along.
It's just that neither Kyle nor Cedric moved, and Connor hesitated, but was also held back by Kyle.
"Well, won't you tell them the truth?" Honest Cedric was a little confused.
The excrement of the Moon Crazy Beast is indeed valuable, but it must be fresh, and this thing is not like Bibi Duoweidou, which can be sold as soon as it is sold, and it needs to have stable sales channels and customers.
Fred and George couldn't even get out of Hogwarts, let alone anything else, and Cedric couldn't think of anyone they could sell their collection of moon-crazed feces to.
And, more importantly... this is Hogwarts.
Whether it's Hagrid's pumpkin patch or Professor Sprout's greenhouse, they all need a lot of fertilizer.
These fertilizers must not be bought from outside with money.
"What's the truth, I don't understand what you mean." Kyle said innocently: "What I just said is the truth, that thing is indeed very expensive."
Cedric pursed his lips and gave the twins a sympathetic look.
After a while, Kyle suddenly felt a little sleepy. He stepped forward and stopped the twins who were still happily shoveling shit. Regardless of their fierce opposition, Kyle and Cedric dragged them out of the Forbidden Forest.
