Chapter 513 Help Jiraiya with ideas
Chapter 513 Help Jiraiya with ideas
Leaf Village.
With the Chuunin Exams in progress, businessmen from all over the world and ninjas from all over the world have gathered, and it has become increasingly lively and lively recently.
In a tavern specially opened for ninjas, a white-haired man was drinking to soothe his sorrows.
Judging by the way he was dressed, it went without saying that he was Jiraiya who was deeply affected by his failed courtship.
There was no side dish, and he drank all the sake in the cup in one gulp. Jiraiya's confused look became more and more dazed.
After months of intense pursuit, at critical moments, there would always be some unexpected surprises, causing his courtship to fail.
No matter how tenacious his perseverance is, he still feels a little depressed now.
"Boy, you should die of this heart!"
He mumbled something and said with blurred eyes:
"I don't have time to play ninja games with you. I'm still busy impressing Tsunade!"
The most important thing for a ninja is the perseverance to never give up. Jiraiya must use this perseverance to impress the tightrope.
After finishing speaking, he picked up the wine bottle on the table and shook it. After feeling that it was empty, he shouted in the direction of the counter.
"Boss, one more... no, two bottles of wine, and some side dishes~"
"Lovable Sennin...it's not a ninja game, it's practice...practice~"
"It's impossible for Grandma Tsunade to date you anyway. No matter how hard you try, it's a waste of time. You might as well practice with me~"
"There are many experts coming to this Chunin Exam. If I don't prepare well, I will really be eliminated in the last individual competition!"
Opposite Jiraiya, Naruto, who was dressed in a well-fitted suit, was very dissatisfied with Jiraiya's perfunctory behavior and shouted loudly.
After stumbling through the written examination, there was a team competition and the second round of elimination in the forest. Naruto had already seen how difficult it was for the contestants from all over the world.
Kumo ninja, Iwa ninja, Kirito...each one has a representative character. If one is not good, but he will overturn, won't he be laughed at by Sasuke?
The Hokage gave them a month to prepare for publicity, and he must make good use of it, so he came to ask Jiraiya to help him practice.
"The lustful immortal... the lustful immortal..."
"They are all bastards, and they are all lustful immortals. This is how they ruined my reputation and made Tsunade refuse to agree to date me."
Jiraiya was very unhappy with Naruto rubbing salt into the wound, and waved his hand impatiently.
"I still have to think about how to impress Tsunade tomorrow, but I don't have time to fool around with you~"
"What kind of master, that is, an ignorant brat like you, would think that these three-legged cat ninjas are masters..."
After taking the wine from the boss, Jiraiya refilled himself a glass, disapproving of Naruto's reputation as a master.
With his strength, there are very few people who can be called masters.
"Damn~"
There was nothing Naruto could do about Jiraiya's bad attitude.
Kakashi-sensei was too partial and only cared about Sasuke and ignored him. As for his mother, she can help him practice.
But... spells... seals and so on, it makes him look bigger than his head.
It is said that a person's nature is easy to change but hard to change. Although he had a pretty good growing environment, he was really not good at studying.
Although under the high pressure of my mother, I barely learned some seal-related knowledge and was able to perform several sealing techniques. But when he saw these things, he really... fell asleep.
No call!
"I think... the method you use to pursue Granny Tsunade will not be effective even if it takes another 100 years. It is too old-fashioned and has no effect at all!"
An idea flashed in his mind. Although Naruto was not good at studies, he still had a lot of cleverness.
Since Jiraiya is worried about how to pursue Granny Tsunade, as long as he starts from this aspect, it will definitely be effective.
"Tch, you little brat with no hair on your head, what do you know about things between adults!"
Naturally, Jiraiya couldn't take the bait easily.
"Hmph, let me tell you, Sakura and Ino all asked me to write their love letters, and many of my classmates also succeeded in being single because of me."
"I am Uzumaki Naruto! The love master of the ninja school. As long as I take action and deal with Mother-in-law Tsunade, there will be no problem at all."
In order to get Jiraiya to help him practice, Naruto started talking nonsense.
Moreover, in his mind, a plan to attack Tsunade had begun to take shape.
"Based on the relationship between mother and mother-in-law Tsunade, I know her weaknesses very well. As long as you follow my method, you will be able to catch them."
Naruto wasn't lying about this.
He was very confident that as long as Jiraiya did as he said, catching Granny Tsunade would be just around the corner, and it wasn't a lie.
"Hmph... If I listened to you, then I would be a real idiot!"
Jiraiya was dismissive of Naruto's vow.
He was not a child, how could he be fooled by a child like Naruto with just a few words.
"Uh…"
"I can tell you the method first, but... you have to promise to help me practice, and you can't regret it later!"
Seeing that Jiraiya didn't take the bait at all, Naruto had no choice but to make his request.
"Tell me first..."
Somewhat absentmindedly, Jiraiya didn't pay much attention to Naruto's methods.
It would really be a joke for him, a man in his 50s, to chase a 'girl' and still listen to Naruto's words.
"Okay, I'll take it as your promise!"
Naruto was overjoyed to see Jiraiya agree.
<divclass="contentadv">"Let me ask you, what is Granny Tsunade's weakness?"
Naruto didn't hide it and helped Jiraiya start analyzing Tsunade's weaknesses.
"You mean..."
Frowning, Jiraiya became a little more serious.
"Is the rope tree still broken?"
If you start from this aspect, you may die without knowing how.
As for hemophobia, he didn't think about it at all. It had nothing to do with pursuing Tsunade.
"No ..."
Shaking his head, Naruto smiled mysteriously.
Fortunately, Jiraiya still grew up with Granny Tsunade. He didn't even understand each other's weaknesses and still wanted to pursue Granny Tsunade. He deserved to be single for so many years.
"Grandma Tsunade's biggest weakness..."
"It's...a bet!!"
Originally, he planned to whet Jiraiya's appetite, but seeing that the other party was a little impatient, Naruto quickly announced his answer.
He accidentally learned about the reputation of the Big Fat Sheep from the adults. It was really fitting when he thought about it.
"You mean..."
After being reminded by Naruto, Jiraiya's hand holding the wine stopped in mid-air.
bet!
This is indeed Tsunade's weakness, but...what does this have to do with his pursuit of her?
Jiraiya was confused for a while at first, and then his mind felt like an electric shock. He suddenly woke up, and even his original drunken appearance was gone.
"Yes, it's just a bet!"
"The most important thing is Grandma Tsunade. She always loses every bet, and her gambling products are pretty good~"
Smiling proudly, Naruto was proud of the method he had thought of.
"As long as you use dating as a bet and make a bet with Granny Tsunade, isn't it a sure win?"
"This…"
Naruto's words can be said to wake up the dreamer.
The relationship between him and Tsunade has reached the point where they are extremely familiar. As long as there is a breakthrough, won't everything in the future fall into place?
"But, Tsunade, there is something evil about this guy!"
Having found a breakthrough, Jiraiya began to worry about gains and losses again.
If she was gambling with money or something, Tsunade might still lose every bet, but... this guy has never lost a bet with his life or anything like that.
What if I lose a bet with Tsunade?
Snapped!
Pressing his palm on the table, Jiraiya made up his mind.
At this age, there is nothing to hesitate about~
Huo Ran stood up, and Jiraiya planned to go directly to Tsunade and try Naruto's method.
As for his method of pursuing Tsunade, it was thought up by a child, so what does it matter? Jiraiya didn't care, the most important thing was the result, the result!
This kid is quite clever.
"Ugh…"
Seeing Jiraiya leaving directly, Naruto was a little dumbfounded.
"Didn't you say that my method works well, so you will help me practice?"
The way Jiraiya turned around and left didn't look like he was going to help him practice, so Naruto immediately stopped.
He came to Jiraiya in a few steps and blocked his way.
"When did I promise you?"
"I do not know how?"
He pushed the kid away from him. He was busy now and had no time to chat with him.
And he really didn't promise Naruto anything, he just asked him to talk about it. I didn't expect this kid to actually have a good idea. This is really surprising.
"If you dare to cheat...I will...I will~"
Standing in front of Jiraiya again, Naruto's head began to spin rapidly.
After recalling the conversation between the two of them just now, his whole face turned red.
He never expected that at such an old age, Jiraiya would act like a child and deceive him.
"I will be very idle for the next month. If you try to trick me..."
"I told Granny Tsunade that you take me to peek into the women's bathhouse~"
However, he soon found a way to crack it.
"You brat!"
Seeing Naruto blocking him again, the corners of Jiraiya's mouth couldn't help but start to twitch.
This kid really knows how to find people's weaknesses, which makes him lose his temper at all.
In desperation, Jiraiya had to start training Naruto.
Otherwise, with this kid causing trouble in the middle, even if he wins the bet, Tsunade will turn against him. Give him a pair of iron fists of love and let him know the consequences of leading a bad child.
And those in Jiuxi will probably start complaining about him again.
In the following time, not only Naruto, but all the genin candidates who participated in the third round began their own special training.
As the exam time approaches, more and more nobles and big businessmen come to Konoha to watch the Chunin Examination, and Konoha becomes more and more prosperous.
