Chapter 112 Ping An is very curious about why dogs like to eat shit
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Jiu Yang Zhu Zhu
Jiang Wan didn't want to pay attention, so she glanced at him sideways and replied:
"I woke up late this morning and the goods didn't arrive. We'll continue tomorrow!"
Ping An sneered: "Then why did you come back now? Did you go gambling again?"
Jiang Wan paused for a moment. Not to mention, this naughty kid was really right!
She turned to look at him with a half-smile but said, "You know all this, you're so awesome!"
She admitted it so frankly that Ping An couldn't say anything else.
For a long time, watching Jiang Wan gulp down his meal, he couldn't help but hum:
"A dog can't change eating shit!"
Jiang Wan finished the last bite of steamed bread, drank the soup and said slowly:
"What's the shame in eating shit? You didn't steal or rob!"
"You hate dogs eating shit, as if you are so advanced!"
"You didn't realize that the crops are all supported by manure. None of the food you eat is produced by manure!"
Ping An's face turned red with anger. He couldn't figure out why he wanted to talk to this scoundrel. He threw the pen in his hand angrily, stood up and ran out.
"Have you finished your homework? Be careful when your dad comes back and spanks you tonight!" Jiang Wan shouted from behind.
Ping An angrily said: "Don't worry about it! I'm going to play with Dongsheng!"
After eating, since there was no need to sell meat today, Jiang Wan took out the letter and started writing a novel.
She didn’t want to write a short story this time. There were still eight letters from the last submission that had not been heard from!
A short story is too troublesome, so it’s better to write a long or medium story.
Just what should I write? Jiang Wan touched her chin and pondered. After thinking for a long time, she picked up a pen and wrote on the paper:
[She was originally a princess of the Qin Dynasty, with golden branches and jade leaves, and a beautiful and fragrant country. 】
[On the day when the country was destroyed and the family was destroyed, she watched her parents being killed by Qiao Liancheng, the rebel leader and her favorite consort]
[The consort’s lover Jiang Xue grabbed the severed head and sneered at her: Princess, do you still want your parents?Tell me, what would happen if I used their heads as stools to sit on? 】
[She looked at her parents' dead-eyed expressions, and felt like a knife piercing her heart. 】
[At that moment, her overwhelming resentment could only turn into a long mournful cry, then she raised her long sword and swung it to kill herself! 】
[I originally thought that whether it was endless regret or full of resentment, it would disappear after death.I never thought that when I opened my eyes again, I would be transported back to when I was 16 years old...]
Writing this, Jiang Wan seemed to be filled with resentment building up in her chest when she thought of that scene.
I really wish I could stab Jiang Xue next door to death with a sword.
Calm down.
She lowered her head and continued writing.
In the courtyard of the family home.
Ping An and Chen Dongsheng squatted in a corner and poked ants with branches.
After poking for a while, Chen Dongsheng said a little depressed: "I will start school in a few days, and I won't be able to play with you then!"
Ping An hummed absentmindedly, then asked suddenly after a moment of silence:
"Dongsheng, have you ever eaten shit?"
Chen Dongsheng was slightly stunned: "Huh?"
Ping An thought for a while and repeated: "Have you ever eaten shit? Didn't you say that dogs can't change their eating shit? Have you ever eaten that shit?"
Chen Dongsheng shook his head: "No, no, I don't have that hobby!"
Ping An blinked a few times and said, "I heard that that thing is delicious."
Chen Dongsheng was shocked. He looked around and leaned closer and asked, "Are you serious?"
Ping An nodded.
Chen Dongsheng stared at him with a look that said, "Are you seriously ill?"
Ping An thought for a while and said righteously: "Look, although that thing sounds ugly, the crops won't grow well without it, right?"
"I woke up late this morning and the goods didn't arrive. We'll continue tomorrow!"
Ping An sneered: "Then why did you come back now? Did you go gambling again?"
Jiang Wan paused for a moment. Not to mention, this naughty kid was really right!
She turned to look at him with a half-smile but said, "You know all this, you're so awesome!"
She admitted it so frankly that Ping An couldn't say anything else.
For a long time, watching Jiang Wan gulp down his meal, he couldn't help but hum:
"A dog can't change eating shit!"
Jiang Wan finished the last bite of steamed bread, drank the soup and said slowly:
"What's the shame in eating shit? You didn't steal or rob!"
"You hate dogs eating shit, as if you are so advanced!"
"You didn't realize that the crops are all supported by manure. None of the food you eat is produced by manure!"
Ping An's face turned red with anger. He couldn't figure out why he wanted to talk to this scoundrel. He threw the pen in his hand angrily, stood up and ran out.
"Have you finished your homework? Be careful when your dad comes back and spanks you tonight!" Jiang Wan shouted from behind.
Ping An angrily said: "Don't worry about it! I'm going to play with Dongsheng!"
After eating, since there was no need to sell meat today, Jiang Wan took out the letter and started writing a novel.
She didn’t want to write a short story this time. There were still eight letters from the last submission that had not been heard from!
A short story is too troublesome, so it’s better to write a long or medium story.
Just what should I write? Jiang Wan touched her chin and pondered. After thinking for a long time, she picked up a pen and wrote on the paper:
[She was originally a princess of the Qin Dynasty, with golden branches and jade leaves, and a beautiful and fragrant country. 】
[On the day when the country was destroyed and the family was destroyed, she watched her parents being killed by Qiao Liancheng, the rebel leader and her favorite consort]
[The consort’s lover Jiang Xue grabbed the severed head and sneered at her: Princess, do you still want your parents?Tell me, what would happen if I used their heads as stools to sit on? 】
[She looked at her parents' dead-eyed expressions, and felt like a knife piercing her heart. 】
[At that moment, her overwhelming resentment could only turn into a long mournful cry, then she raised her long sword and swung it to kill herself! 】
[I originally thought that whether it was endless regret or full of resentment, it would disappear after death.I never thought that when I opened my eyes again, I would be transported back to when I was 16 years old...]
Writing this, Jiang Wan seemed to be filled with resentment building up in her chest when she thought of that scene.
I really wish I could stab Jiang Xue next door to death with a sword.
Calm down.
She lowered her head and continued writing.
In the courtyard of the family home.
Ping An and Chen Dongsheng squatted in a corner and poked ants with branches.
After poking for a while, Chen Dongsheng said a little depressed: "I will start school in a few days, and I won't be able to play with you then!"
Ping An hummed absentmindedly, then asked suddenly after a moment of silence:
"Dongsheng, have you ever eaten shit?"
Chen Dongsheng was slightly stunned: "Huh?"
Ping An thought for a while and repeated: "Have you ever eaten shit? Didn't you say that dogs can't change their eating shit? Have you ever eaten that shit?"
Chen Dongsheng shook his head: "No, no, I don't have that hobby!"
Ping An blinked a few times and said, "I heard that that thing is delicious."
Chen Dongsheng was shocked. He looked around and leaned closer and asked, "Are you serious?"
Ping An nodded.
Chen Dongsheng stared at him with a look that said, "Are you seriously ill?"
Ping An thought for a while and said righteously: "Look, although that thing sounds ugly, the crops won't grow well without it, right?"
