Chapter 113 In ancient times, Shennong tasted grass, but now I taste shit in peace
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Jiu Yang Zhu Zhu
Chen Dongsheng replied silently: "Well, there is a saying that all crops depend on dung!"
"So it's very nutritious to look at that thing like this."
Ping An continued: "Also, dogs like to eat shit, right? No matter how you beat it, it still likes to eat it."
"Look, it doesn't even eat dirt or rotten vegetables, but it particularly likes that piece of shit. Why?"
Chen Dongsheng asked in confusion: "Ah, why?"
Ping An answered categorically: "Because it's delicious."
Chen Dongsheng scratched his head, it seemed that this made sense.
Seeing that he was no longer so repulsive, Ping An said seriously:
"So, let's give it a try!"
Chen Dongsheng was stunned and looked at Ping An in disbelief: "Are you kidding me?"
Ping An shook his head and said seriously with a small face: "It's not that there was some divine farmer who tasted hundreds of herbs in ancient times."
"Then I can taste shit safely today!"
Chen Dongsheng was stunned.
Speaking of which, the story about Shennong tasting a hundred herbs was told to him by him!
Chen Dongsheng, who was originally very repulsive, was so seduced by Ping An that he actually had some determination to try bravely.
So, the two children gathered together and whispered together to discuss where the shit would be easier to eat!
Meanwhile, in the battalion commander's office.
Qiao Liancheng also took out pen and paper and placed them on the table.
He came back from lunch and has been sitting here in a daze.
It took a long time, watching the sunset, before I picked up the pen and started writing.
His handwriting is pretty good, and he is as domineering and restrained as a dragon or a phoenix.
After a while, a few big words appeared on the letter paper:
"File for divorce!"
As long as I write the beginning, the rest seems to go much smoother:
[I, Qiao Liancheng, and Jiang Wan voluntarily divorced and were issued a "Divorce Certificate" in accordance with... 】
The following is his detailed introduction and the current property situation of both parties. However, when it came to the final reason for the divorce, Qiao Liancheng hesitated a little!
Maybe it's because we are getting along more happily these days, even if we decide to divorce, we still don't want to kill them all.
After hesitating for a long time, he couldn't help but flash in his mind the morning when he was taking Jiang Wan away.
The decisive and straightforward look of the other party's rejection.
At that moment, Qiao Liancheng's heart completely hardened.
He paused, took a pen and wrote behind the reason for divorce: [Jiang Wan is addicted to gambling and refuses to change despite repeated admonitions. 】
After finishing the divorce application, Qiao Liancheng checked it over to make sure it was OK. After the ink on it dried, he folded the divorce application and put it in his pocket.
Seeing that it was getting late outside, I hurriedly took my lunch box to the canteen to get some food.
In the family courtyard, Jiang Wan put down the pen and paper when it was getting dark and everyone was safe.
I performed well today and wrote more than 1 words eloquently.
The plot is relatively smooth, but my wrist hurts a bit.
However, she doesn’t plan to write any more. She will revise these and submit them for submission. She plans to write one in ancient Chinese and one in modern literature.
The ancient sayings are of this type of rebirth. It would be better if the modern literature is about marriage and love like plum blossoms, especially those involving a third party. People in this era like to read them.
Looking at the time, it seems that the canteen is about to close, and Qiao Liancheng hasn't come back yet.
Jiang Wan wondered if he didn't want to support her because he was angry.
She felt that it shouldn't be the case. Even if he didn't care about her, he couldn't care about peace.
Jiang Wan was hungry, so she stood up and rummaged around the house, and took out two large bowls of peace:
"Peace, let's go to the cafeteria to eat!"
"So it's very nutritious to look at that thing like this."
Ping An continued: "Also, dogs like to eat shit, right? No matter how you beat it, it still likes to eat it."
"Look, it doesn't even eat dirt or rotten vegetables, but it particularly likes that piece of shit. Why?"
Chen Dongsheng asked in confusion: "Ah, why?"
Ping An answered categorically: "Because it's delicious."
Chen Dongsheng scratched his head, it seemed that this made sense.
Seeing that he was no longer so repulsive, Ping An said seriously:
"So, let's give it a try!"
Chen Dongsheng was stunned and looked at Ping An in disbelief: "Are you kidding me?"
Ping An shook his head and said seriously with a small face: "It's not that there was some divine farmer who tasted hundreds of herbs in ancient times."
"Then I can taste shit safely today!"
Chen Dongsheng was stunned.
Speaking of which, the story about Shennong tasting a hundred herbs was told to him by him!
Chen Dongsheng, who was originally very repulsive, was so seduced by Ping An that he actually had some determination to try bravely.
So, the two children gathered together and whispered together to discuss where the shit would be easier to eat!
Meanwhile, in the battalion commander's office.
Qiao Liancheng also took out pen and paper and placed them on the table.
He came back from lunch and has been sitting here in a daze.
It took a long time, watching the sunset, before I picked up the pen and started writing.
His handwriting is pretty good, and he is as domineering and restrained as a dragon or a phoenix.
After a while, a few big words appeared on the letter paper:
"File for divorce!"
As long as I write the beginning, the rest seems to go much smoother:
[I, Qiao Liancheng, and Jiang Wan voluntarily divorced and were issued a "Divorce Certificate" in accordance with... 】
The following is his detailed introduction and the current property situation of both parties. However, when it came to the final reason for the divorce, Qiao Liancheng hesitated a little!
Maybe it's because we are getting along more happily these days, even if we decide to divorce, we still don't want to kill them all.
After hesitating for a long time, he couldn't help but flash in his mind the morning when he was taking Jiang Wan away.
The decisive and straightforward look of the other party's rejection.
At that moment, Qiao Liancheng's heart completely hardened.
He paused, took a pen and wrote behind the reason for divorce: [Jiang Wan is addicted to gambling and refuses to change despite repeated admonitions. 】
After finishing the divorce application, Qiao Liancheng checked it over to make sure it was OK. After the ink on it dried, he folded the divorce application and put it in his pocket.
Seeing that it was getting late outside, I hurriedly took my lunch box to the canteen to get some food.
In the family courtyard, Jiang Wan put down the pen and paper when it was getting dark and everyone was safe.
I performed well today and wrote more than 1 words eloquently.
The plot is relatively smooth, but my wrist hurts a bit.
However, she doesn’t plan to write any more. She will revise these and submit them for submission. She plans to write one in ancient Chinese and one in modern literature.
The ancient sayings are of this type of rebirth. It would be better if the modern literature is about marriage and love like plum blossoms, especially those involving a third party. People in this era like to read them.
Looking at the time, it seems that the canteen is about to close, and Qiao Liancheng hasn't come back yet.
Jiang Wan wondered if he didn't want to support her because he was angry.
She felt that it shouldn't be the case. Even if he didn't care about her, he couldn't care about peace.
Jiang Wan was hungry, so she stood up and rummaged around the house, and took out two large bowls of peace:
"Peace, let's go to the cafeteria to eat!"
