Chapter 137 She fucked the egg to pieces
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Jiu Yang Zhu Zhu
Qiao Liancheng blurted out: "I know you don't want a divorce. Even if you take the divorce application, I still want a divorce."
Jiang Wan glanced at him indifferently: "Well, that makes sense. How about this? How about I write a divorce application for you as compensation?"
As she spoke, she took out a pen and paper, stood at the table and started writing with her head down.
She moved very quickly and finished writing in almost a few minutes.
He signed the last signature and handed it to Qiao Liancheng: "When you've finished writing, you just need to sign. Are you satisfied?"
After saying that, he ignored Qiao Liancheng, turned to bed, and lay down to sleep.
She is now tired and sleepy, her head feels like it is going to explode, and she just wants to sleep!
Qiao Liancheng frowned, picked up the piece of paper, and saw a divorce application neatly written on it. The format and content were almost exactly the same as his.
In the final column on the reasons for the divorce, Jiang Wan wrote: "Jiang Wan is addicted to gambling and refuses to change despite repeated admonitions. She is extremely disappointed!"
Qiao Liancheng was so angry that he slapped the divorce application on the table:
"Jiang Wan, you also said that you didn't take my divorce application. If you hadn't taken it, you wouldn't have seen it, and the reason for the divorce would not have been written exactly the same."
"Jiang Wan, can't you tell the truth and live a down-to-earth life?"
At this moment, he was sad and heartbroken.
In his opinion, he doesn't care whether Jiang Wan is fat or how she looks, as long as she is willing to live a down-to-earth life!
This is also the most basic rule of life, why can't she do it!
Jiang Wan was about to go to sleep. After hearing this, she turned over and sat up. She stared at Qiao Liancheng coldly.
After a long time, the disappointment and grievances in my heart returned to calm.
She said in a calm voice: "You know, I thought you were quite handsome when I first saw you."
"Occasionally, I wonder if we could have gotten along peacefully without this gambling thing, and maybe some sparks of love could have arisen."
"But now I understand that I was just dreaming."
"Whatever you say is what it is!"
"Yes, I took the divorce application and tore it up. Now I'll pay it to you too. Let's settle everything!"
After saying that, she turned around and lay down again.
When Qiao Liancheng heard her calm words, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
He should be silent and sleep without paying attention!
However, he finally said regardless:
"Are you still justified in doing something wrong? Can't you be more sincere about your mistakes?"
After he finished speaking, Jiang Wan suddenly stood up, got out of bed in a few steps, walked to the corner where the debris was piled, pulled out a kitchen knife from it and rushed over.
"Snapped!"
She slapped the kitchen knife directly on the table.
Qiao Liancheng was shocked. He was not afraid of kitchen knives. He was ranked among the top three in the Sanda competition. How could he be afraid of Jiang Wan.
He was frightened by Jiang Wan's aura, and thought she was about to chop him with a kitchen knife just like she banged her head against the wall last time!
When the kitchen knife was placed in front of him, Qiao Liancheng frowned and looked at her:
"What are you going to do?"
Jiang Wan said angrily: "Here's the kitchen knife. If you think it's heinous for me to take your divorce application, you can chop me to death."
"If you think I don't deserve to die, and you don't want to kill me and ruin your own future, just shut up!"
"If you disturb my sleep again, I will chop your son to death!"
She almost yelled the last sentence.
The grievances, fatigue and fatigue of the past few days have all accumulated.
At this moment, she just wanted to sleep, but this man refused to let her sleep for a piece of tattered paper, and she was really angry.
As for the words about hacking Ping An to death, they were just cruel words spoken casually.
Qiao Liancheng fell silent, and he could see that Jiang Wan was really angry.
Seeing that he remained silent, Jiang Wan roared: "Do you understand?"
Qiao Liancheng looked at her blankly and nodded uncontrollably.
Jiang Wan turned around, went to bed without saying a word, lay down, and fell asleep instantly!
At this moment, Qiao Liancheng didn't seem so angry.
Looking at the kitchen knife in front of him and Jiang Wan who was snoring loudly on the bed, a strange emotion suddenly emerged in his calm heart.
I even couldn't help but think: "Is this the so-called shrew at home?"
"If she wasn't addicted to gambling and refused to change despite repeated admonitions, it would be quite interesting to have such a daughter-in-law to take care of her!"
"At least it's solid!"
"pity!"
Jiang Wan slept very well that night. When she opened her eyes the next morning, there was no one in the room.
She was about to get up and wash herself before going to the town to set up a stall to sell meat, when she suddenly felt sticky on her feet.
She frowned. Her first reaction was that Ping An had made something as a prank. She looked down and saw a yellow and sticky mass.
"What the hell!"
Jiang Wan stretched out her hand and took a closer look. She was shocked!
"Fuck, eggs, ah, my chicken!"
Looking at the sticky clumps and broken eggshells on my trouser legs and feet, I almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
The eggs he finally found, which were meant to hatch chickens, were all crushed by him.
Yes, that’s right, crushed!
Jiang Wan is heavy, sleeps poorly, and likes to bend her legs. As a result, a box of eggs was crushed.
Dry and shredded!
Jiang Wan's heart is so cold!
At this time, Ping An opened the door and came in. He saw her looking at her legs in a daze. He walked over and took a look and immediately became happy.
"Ha, is this how you hatch chicks? I thought you would hatch them in your belly, but it turns out they hatched on your feet."
"Hahaha!" Ping An couldn't stop laughing, laughing at Jiang Wan and hitting the bed while holding his stomach.
Jiang Wan was furious and wanted to leave. She had no more patience for Ping An:
"roll!"
Ping An ignored it and still smiled exaggeratedly.
This was the first time he heard that someone would crush the eggs when hatching them.
He scoffed: "Oh my god, you really think you are an old hen. I'm laughing so hard!"
He was still laughing, but Jiang Wan became angry. Regardless of the mucus on his trouser legs and feet, he jumped out of bed, grabbed the toe of his shoe, and smashed it at Ping An.
Ping An didn't care and avoided it flexibly, not forgetting to make a face at her:
"I know everything. My dad's divorce application has been handed in. This time you are divorced!"
"Hey, I can't fight, I can't fight!"
After saying that, he opened the door and rushed out, his laughter still echoing in the corridor.
Jiang Wan frowned: "It doesn't mean that the divorce application has been lost, so why did you still submit it?"
If it was the one I wrote last night, it would only be morning now, that is, seven or eight o'clock. Qiao Liancheng would hand it in right now?
It's too fast!
Although he was confused, he didn't take it to heart at all.
I'm getting divorced, I'm finally getting divorced!
My heart seemed to feel a lot more relaxed all of a sudden, but what should I do with Sister-in-law Chen and He Yuanyuan’s chickens?
Jiang Wan went to town melancholy, and even though the egg was gone, she still dragged the two boxes and the car over.
She went to the butcher's house, took the meat, and settled the account. Jiang Wan asked the butcher:
"Please help me get some more eggs. I crushed all the eggs yesterday!"
Jiang Wan glanced at him indifferently: "Well, that makes sense. How about this? How about I write a divorce application for you as compensation?"
As she spoke, she took out a pen and paper, stood at the table and started writing with her head down.
She moved very quickly and finished writing in almost a few minutes.
He signed the last signature and handed it to Qiao Liancheng: "When you've finished writing, you just need to sign. Are you satisfied?"
After saying that, he ignored Qiao Liancheng, turned to bed, and lay down to sleep.
She is now tired and sleepy, her head feels like it is going to explode, and she just wants to sleep!
Qiao Liancheng frowned, picked up the piece of paper, and saw a divorce application neatly written on it. The format and content were almost exactly the same as his.
In the final column on the reasons for the divorce, Jiang Wan wrote: "Jiang Wan is addicted to gambling and refuses to change despite repeated admonitions. She is extremely disappointed!"
Qiao Liancheng was so angry that he slapped the divorce application on the table:
"Jiang Wan, you also said that you didn't take my divorce application. If you hadn't taken it, you wouldn't have seen it, and the reason for the divorce would not have been written exactly the same."
"Jiang Wan, can't you tell the truth and live a down-to-earth life?"
At this moment, he was sad and heartbroken.
In his opinion, he doesn't care whether Jiang Wan is fat or how she looks, as long as she is willing to live a down-to-earth life!
This is also the most basic rule of life, why can't she do it!
Jiang Wan was about to go to sleep. After hearing this, she turned over and sat up. She stared at Qiao Liancheng coldly.
After a long time, the disappointment and grievances in my heart returned to calm.
She said in a calm voice: "You know, I thought you were quite handsome when I first saw you."
"Occasionally, I wonder if we could have gotten along peacefully without this gambling thing, and maybe some sparks of love could have arisen."
"But now I understand that I was just dreaming."
"Whatever you say is what it is!"
"Yes, I took the divorce application and tore it up. Now I'll pay it to you too. Let's settle everything!"
After saying that, she turned around and lay down again.
When Qiao Liancheng heard her calm words, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
He should be silent and sleep without paying attention!
However, he finally said regardless:
"Are you still justified in doing something wrong? Can't you be more sincere about your mistakes?"
After he finished speaking, Jiang Wan suddenly stood up, got out of bed in a few steps, walked to the corner where the debris was piled, pulled out a kitchen knife from it and rushed over.
"Snapped!"
She slapped the kitchen knife directly on the table.
Qiao Liancheng was shocked. He was not afraid of kitchen knives. He was ranked among the top three in the Sanda competition. How could he be afraid of Jiang Wan.
He was frightened by Jiang Wan's aura, and thought she was about to chop him with a kitchen knife just like she banged her head against the wall last time!
When the kitchen knife was placed in front of him, Qiao Liancheng frowned and looked at her:
"What are you going to do?"
Jiang Wan said angrily: "Here's the kitchen knife. If you think it's heinous for me to take your divorce application, you can chop me to death."
"If you think I don't deserve to die, and you don't want to kill me and ruin your own future, just shut up!"
"If you disturb my sleep again, I will chop your son to death!"
She almost yelled the last sentence.
The grievances, fatigue and fatigue of the past few days have all accumulated.
At this moment, she just wanted to sleep, but this man refused to let her sleep for a piece of tattered paper, and she was really angry.
As for the words about hacking Ping An to death, they were just cruel words spoken casually.
Qiao Liancheng fell silent, and he could see that Jiang Wan was really angry.
Seeing that he remained silent, Jiang Wan roared: "Do you understand?"
Qiao Liancheng looked at her blankly and nodded uncontrollably.
Jiang Wan turned around, went to bed without saying a word, lay down, and fell asleep instantly!
At this moment, Qiao Liancheng didn't seem so angry.
Looking at the kitchen knife in front of him and Jiang Wan who was snoring loudly on the bed, a strange emotion suddenly emerged in his calm heart.
I even couldn't help but think: "Is this the so-called shrew at home?"
"If she wasn't addicted to gambling and refused to change despite repeated admonitions, it would be quite interesting to have such a daughter-in-law to take care of her!"
"At least it's solid!"
"pity!"
Jiang Wan slept very well that night. When she opened her eyes the next morning, there was no one in the room.
She was about to get up and wash herself before going to the town to set up a stall to sell meat, when she suddenly felt sticky on her feet.
She frowned. Her first reaction was that Ping An had made something as a prank. She looked down and saw a yellow and sticky mass.
"What the hell!"
Jiang Wan stretched out her hand and took a closer look. She was shocked!
"Fuck, eggs, ah, my chicken!"
Looking at the sticky clumps and broken eggshells on my trouser legs and feet, I almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
The eggs he finally found, which were meant to hatch chickens, were all crushed by him.
Yes, that’s right, crushed!
Jiang Wan is heavy, sleeps poorly, and likes to bend her legs. As a result, a box of eggs was crushed.
Dry and shredded!
Jiang Wan's heart is so cold!
At this time, Ping An opened the door and came in. He saw her looking at her legs in a daze. He walked over and took a look and immediately became happy.
"Ha, is this how you hatch chicks? I thought you would hatch them in your belly, but it turns out they hatched on your feet."
"Hahaha!" Ping An couldn't stop laughing, laughing at Jiang Wan and hitting the bed while holding his stomach.
Jiang Wan was furious and wanted to leave. She had no more patience for Ping An:
"roll!"
Ping An ignored it and still smiled exaggeratedly.
This was the first time he heard that someone would crush the eggs when hatching them.
He scoffed: "Oh my god, you really think you are an old hen. I'm laughing so hard!"
He was still laughing, but Jiang Wan became angry. Regardless of the mucus on his trouser legs and feet, he jumped out of bed, grabbed the toe of his shoe, and smashed it at Ping An.
Ping An didn't care and avoided it flexibly, not forgetting to make a face at her:
"I know everything. My dad's divorce application has been handed in. This time you are divorced!"
"Hey, I can't fight, I can't fight!"
After saying that, he opened the door and rushed out, his laughter still echoing in the corridor.
Jiang Wan frowned: "It doesn't mean that the divorce application has been lost, so why did you still submit it?"
If it was the one I wrote last night, it would only be morning now, that is, seven or eight o'clock. Qiao Liancheng would hand it in right now?
It's too fast!
Although he was confused, he didn't take it to heart at all.
I'm getting divorced, I'm finally getting divorced!
My heart seemed to feel a lot more relaxed all of a sudden, but what should I do with Sister-in-law Chen and He Yuanyuan’s chickens?
Jiang Wan went to town melancholy, and even though the egg was gone, she still dragged the two boxes and the car over.
She went to the butcher's house, took the meat, and settled the account. Jiang Wan asked the butcher:
"Please help me get some more eggs. I crushed all the eggs yesterday!"
