Chapter 204: As a human being, if you are crazy, you must be completely crazy!
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Jiu Yang Zhu Zhu
Si Kou and Liu Hu both felt guilty.
After all, they are just students of the city's martial arts team, and martial arts are still highly respected these days.
Parents are also happy to send their children to study.
As time went by, the people in the martial arts team became more united and developed feelings for each other, so they started causing trouble everywhere.
But trouble is trouble, no one is rushing to die, and they have nothing to do with desperadoes.
Now they met a crazy woman, and all three of them were afraid.
Seeing that they were silent, Jiang Wan knew that she was scared, but this was not enough, she had to make them afraid of her.
You have to overwhelm the enemy psychologically and with momentum!
"Come on, let's fight to the death!"
"Even if I can't beat you, I can die with you!" Jiang Wan roared, her eyes filled with murderous intent, as if she was red-eyed and wanted to die with the other person.
The three of them were trembling with fear.
But he couldn't help but take a step back.
Liu Hu was also confused when he saw this. At this time, he could only find a way to smooth things over.
"Well, how about we reconcile? Forget the IOU and all that, and we swear not to bother you in the future!"
Jiang Wan sneered: "I swear it works, why do we need the police?"
Liu Hu had a headache: "But where can we get 1000 yuan!"
Jiang Wan spit hard at the ground: "It's just your 1000 yuan, do you think I care?"
"I asked you to write an IOU. That gives you a reason to convince yourself to stay away from me."
"If you don't jump around in front of me, how would I know where you live!"
The four of them thought about it, they all lived in the city, and they really didn't care about Jiang Wan looking for them.
Liu Hu was about to cry: "But, you know where my home is!"
Jiang Wan glared: "Fart, if you don't come to them, I can come to you!"
"Hurry up, stand in line and wait to be hacked. I'll chop you to death so that you can surrender!"
The three of them were about to collapse. At this moment, their hands and feet were still weak, and after all this torment, their heads were also dizzy!
Finally, Da Lu made the decision: "Okay, I'll write the IOU, and I'll also write a letter of repentance!"
Xiao Lu nodded: "Yes, we have no enmity with you, so why are you committing this crime?"
Da Lu said again: "Don't worry, after the IOU is written, we will turn around and leave. We will never come to this place again in this life!"
Xiao Lu agreed: "Even if we see you in the city in the future, we will walk around you!"
They all said this, how could Liu Hu still resist:
"Okay, I'll write it too. I'll never cause trouble to you again. I'll be done with that little girl in Huazhi tomorrow!"
Jiang Wan suddenly thought that he had children, and asked curiously:
"Don't you have a wife? I heard that a baby was just born!"
Liu Hu smiled bitterly: "My wife went back to live with her parents with her child. She has no mother-in-law and no one to take care of her during the confinement period!"
Jiang Wan had a look of disdain and disgust on her face: "Scumbag, you double the amount and write an IOU of two thousand!"
Liu Hu was shocked: "No, why!"
Jiang Wan sneered: "I'm happy to do it. That's why I don't like it. Stop talking nonsense and write it quickly!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a notebook and a pen from his waist.
The four of them were a little confused. Da Lu asked Xiao Lu in a low voice: "Brother, her back is so awesome, it's both a kitchen knife and a book."
Xiao Lu nodded: "Well, if you don't say she's awesome, I feel like she should have more than two kitchen knives!"
Jiang Wan couldn't help but glance at the two of them.
This glance silenced the two of them immediately!
Liu Hu didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, so he lay down on the floor of the latrine and wrote a smelly IOU.
After finishing writing, Jiang Wan gestured for four people to write.
All three of them had finished writing, and only Zhao Feng, who was underground, was left.
"You wrote it for him and signed it for him!"
The four looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time.
The eldest brother is more fierce and they don't dare.
Jiang Wan looked at Liu Hu again.
Liu Hu shook his head like a rattle: "I don't dare. Senior brother is very tough. If he wakes up and finds out, he will beat us!"
The four mouths nodded at the same time, like chickens pecking at rice.
Jiang Wan rolled her eyes: "Go get a rope and tie him up!"
Liu Hu nodded in agreement, glanced at Jiang Wan, and motioned for her to move so that he could go out and find the rope.
At this moment, a roar suddenly came from the yard:
"Where is Liu Hu!"
Liu Hu was elated when he heard someone coming. In his opinion, as long as someone came outside, it would be an opportunity to break the situation.
This is his home, and the one who can come here to find him must be one of his own.
So he didn't even hear carefully who was coming, and hurriedly shouted:
"I'm here, in the hut, come and help!"
As soon as he finished shouting these words, the kitchen knife in Jiang Wan's hand came down towards him.
Liu Hu was so frightened that he shrank his neck and avoided it. Then he didn't care about Jiang Wan's kitchen knife and rushed out like crazy.
But just as he rushed out, a figure suddenly bumped into him.
There was also an angry shout in my ears: "Don't even think about bullying the fat aunt!"
This figure is not tall, even less than one meter, but it is fast and fierce.
The black shadow directly hit his lower body, just a few inches away, somewhere unspeakable.
"Ah! What the hell!" Liu Hu roared, and was knocked back into the pit.
Jiang Wan sensed something was wrong and avoided it.
Liu Hu missed her, but bumped into Zhao Feng, who had just woken up and was struggling to get up.
"Bang, clatter, plop!"
Liu Hu hit Zhao Feng first, and hit the remaining half of the wall of the latrine with Zhao Feng.
And because the momentum was too strong, the remaining half of the wall failed to withstand the impact and shattered!
The two rolled and fell into the cesspit together.
The final plop was the sound of the two falling into the manure pit.
But it wasn't over yet, just seconds after the two fell into the pit.
"Bang, crackling!"
It was a bit like the sound of firecrackers, but muffled.
Looking carefully, I saw a few bubbles popping up in the manure pit.
Jiang Wan twitched her eyebrows and turned to Ping An, who was standing at the door.
"What did you do?"
Ping An scratched his head: "I put the lit firecrackers into his arms."
Then he said confidently: "He bullied you. Although you are a stepmother, you are also a member of our family."
"If he bullies you, I'll blow him up!"
Jiang Wan: "..."
Seeing the angry look of the little guy in front of her, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips and reached out to pinch his cheek:
"You kid, it's so funny. The pain is not in vain!"
Ping An hates people pinching their cheeks the most. She feels like a little girl even if it hurts.
He slapped Jiang Wan on the back of his hand and shouted fiercely:
"Why are you always being mean to me? You can pinch them if you can! I'm disgusting!"
Jiang Wan laughed.
At this time, the butcher came with his people.
"Brother, why are you here?" Jiang Wan asked in surprise.
The butcher said: "Ping An came to me and said that you were carrying a kitchen knife to kill people. He didn't know where Liu Hu's house was, so he came to me to lead the way. But I was scared!"
"Sister, are you okay? You are too tough!"
Before Jiang Wan could answer, a popping sound came from the cesspit over there:
"Oh, shit... yuck!"
"What the hell... vomit!"
Several people turned around and saw Zhao Feng and Liu Hu splashing around in the manure pit!
After all, they are just students of the city's martial arts team, and martial arts are still highly respected these days.
Parents are also happy to send their children to study.
As time went by, the people in the martial arts team became more united and developed feelings for each other, so they started causing trouble everywhere.
But trouble is trouble, no one is rushing to die, and they have nothing to do with desperadoes.
Now they met a crazy woman, and all three of them were afraid.
Seeing that they were silent, Jiang Wan knew that she was scared, but this was not enough, she had to make them afraid of her.
You have to overwhelm the enemy psychologically and with momentum!
"Come on, let's fight to the death!"
"Even if I can't beat you, I can die with you!" Jiang Wan roared, her eyes filled with murderous intent, as if she was red-eyed and wanted to die with the other person.
The three of them were trembling with fear.
But he couldn't help but take a step back.
Liu Hu was also confused when he saw this. At this time, he could only find a way to smooth things over.
"Well, how about we reconcile? Forget the IOU and all that, and we swear not to bother you in the future!"
Jiang Wan sneered: "I swear it works, why do we need the police?"
Liu Hu had a headache: "But where can we get 1000 yuan!"
Jiang Wan spit hard at the ground: "It's just your 1000 yuan, do you think I care?"
"I asked you to write an IOU. That gives you a reason to convince yourself to stay away from me."
"If you don't jump around in front of me, how would I know where you live!"
The four of them thought about it, they all lived in the city, and they really didn't care about Jiang Wan looking for them.
Liu Hu was about to cry: "But, you know where my home is!"
Jiang Wan glared: "Fart, if you don't come to them, I can come to you!"
"Hurry up, stand in line and wait to be hacked. I'll chop you to death so that you can surrender!"
The three of them were about to collapse. At this moment, their hands and feet were still weak, and after all this torment, their heads were also dizzy!
Finally, Da Lu made the decision: "Okay, I'll write the IOU, and I'll also write a letter of repentance!"
Xiao Lu nodded: "Yes, we have no enmity with you, so why are you committing this crime?"
Da Lu said again: "Don't worry, after the IOU is written, we will turn around and leave. We will never come to this place again in this life!"
Xiao Lu agreed: "Even if we see you in the city in the future, we will walk around you!"
They all said this, how could Liu Hu still resist:
"Okay, I'll write it too. I'll never cause trouble to you again. I'll be done with that little girl in Huazhi tomorrow!"
Jiang Wan suddenly thought that he had children, and asked curiously:
"Don't you have a wife? I heard that a baby was just born!"
Liu Hu smiled bitterly: "My wife went back to live with her parents with her child. She has no mother-in-law and no one to take care of her during the confinement period!"
Jiang Wan had a look of disdain and disgust on her face: "Scumbag, you double the amount and write an IOU of two thousand!"
Liu Hu was shocked: "No, why!"
Jiang Wan sneered: "I'm happy to do it. That's why I don't like it. Stop talking nonsense and write it quickly!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a notebook and a pen from his waist.
The four of them were a little confused. Da Lu asked Xiao Lu in a low voice: "Brother, her back is so awesome, it's both a kitchen knife and a book."
Xiao Lu nodded: "Well, if you don't say she's awesome, I feel like she should have more than two kitchen knives!"
Jiang Wan couldn't help but glance at the two of them.
This glance silenced the two of them immediately!
Liu Hu didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, so he lay down on the floor of the latrine and wrote a smelly IOU.
After finishing writing, Jiang Wan gestured for four people to write.
All three of them had finished writing, and only Zhao Feng, who was underground, was left.
"You wrote it for him and signed it for him!"
The four looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time.
The eldest brother is more fierce and they don't dare.
Jiang Wan looked at Liu Hu again.
Liu Hu shook his head like a rattle: "I don't dare. Senior brother is very tough. If he wakes up and finds out, he will beat us!"
The four mouths nodded at the same time, like chickens pecking at rice.
Jiang Wan rolled her eyes: "Go get a rope and tie him up!"
Liu Hu nodded in agreement, glanced at Jiang Wan, and motioned for her to move so that he could go out and find the rope.
At this moment, a roar suddenly came from the yard:
"Where is Liu Hu!"
Liu Hu was elated when he heard someone coming. In his opinion, as long as someone came outside, it would be an opportunity to break the situation.
This is his home, and the one who can come here to find him must be one of his own.
So he didn't even hear carefully who was coming, and hurriedly shouted:
"I'm here, in the hut, come and help!"
As soon as he finished shouting these words, the kitchen knife in Jiang Wan's hand came down towards him.
Liu Hu was so frightened that he shrank his neck and avoided it. Then he didn't care about Jiang Wan's kitchen knife and rushed out like crazy.
But just as he rushed out, a figure suddenly bumped into him.
There was also an angry shout in my ears: "Don't even think about bullying the fat aunt!"
This figure is not tall, even less than one meter, but it is fast and fierce.
The black shadow directly hit his lower body, just a few inches away, somewhere unspeakable.
"Ah! What the hell!" Liu Hu roared, and was knocked back into the pit.
Jiang Wan sensed something was wrong and avoided it.
Liu Hu missed her, but bumped into Zhao Feng, who had just woken up and was struggling to get up.
"Bang, clatter, plop!"
Liu Hu hit Zhao Feng first, and hit the remaining half of the wall of the latrine with Zhao Feng.
And because the momentum was too strong, the remaining half of the wall failed to withstand the impact and shattered!
The two rolled and fell into the cesspit together.
The final plop was the sound of the two falling into the manure pit.
But it wasn't over yet, just seconds after the two fell into the pit.
"Bang, crackling!"
It was a bit like the sound of firecrackers, but muffled.
Looking carefully, I saw a few bubbles popping up in the manure pit.
Jiang Wan twitched her eyebrows and turned to Ping An, who was standing at the door.
"What did you do?"
Ping An scratched his head: "I put the lit firecrackers into his arms."
Then he said confidently: "He bullied you. Although you are a stepmother, you are also a member of our family."
"If he bullies you, I'll blow him up!"
Jiang Wan: "..."
Seeing the angry look of the little guy in front of her, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips and reached out to pinch his cheek:
"You kid, it's so funny. The pain is not in vain!"
Ping An hates people pinching their cheeks the most. She feels like a little girl even if it hurts.
He slapped Jiang Wan on the back of his hand and shouted fiercely:
"Why are you always being mean to me? You can pinch them if you can! I'm disgusting!"
Jiang Wan laughed.
At this time, the butcher came with his people.
"Brother, why are you here?" Jiang Wan asked in surprise.
The butcher said: "Ping An came to me and said that you were carrying a kitchen knife to kill people. He didn't know where Liu Hu's house was, so he came to me to lead the way. But I was scared!"
"Sister, are you okay? You are too tough!"
Before Jiang Wan could answer, a popping sound came from the cesspit over there:
"Oh, shit... yuck!"
"What the hell... vomit!"
Several people turned around and saw Zhao Feng and Liu Hu splashing around in the manure pit!
