Chapter 221: I can’t pull the daddy out, I’m suffocating you to death!
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Jiu Yang Zhu Zhu
Seeing his honesty, Lei Can snorted and explained:
"We are about to leave the country. Once we get there, as long as we get the money, we can do whatever we want!"
Zhao Feng was puzzled: "But Brother Lei, you haven't even met Qiao Liancheng, how could he know we are here and go to Nanli Country to rescue this pig!"
Lei Can snorted: "Do you think I'm as stupid as you? When I was at his house, I had already left Wu Jinsi's name on the chair."
Well, even though he couldn't write two of the three words and had no choice but to use symbols instead, he believed Qiao Liancheng could understand!
Zhao Feng finally smiled. He glanced at Jiang Wan proudly and said:
"I'm not afraid to tell you that people in Nanli Country like people's oil very much now. They know what people's oil is, and they just make people feel oily."
"For a fat guy like you, it's best to make oil!"
"You are so fat, you will definitely be able to sell it for a good price when the time comes!"
Zhao Feng's words pleased Lei Can, and he asked doubtfully: "Seriously?"
Zhao Feng nodded hurriedly: "I heard it from a friend, but I can't be wrong. It is said that someone specially collects this. It seems that in ancient times, human oil was smeared on the body to make people invisible!"
Speaking of being able to become invisible, Lei Can's face turned dark and he kicked Zhao Feng on the butt:
"That's nonsense, go find someone quickly!"
Zhao Feng felt a little aggrieved, so he agreed and turned around and entered the village.
After he left, Lei Can glanced sideways at Jiang Wan:
"You are quite calm. I have never seen you panic or scared during this whole journey!"
Jiang Wan hummed nonchalantly: "If I die, who will lure Qiao Liancheng into taking the bait! So as long as Qiao Liancheng is not dead, I will not die!"
"If Qiao Liancheng comes, I will be saved!"
"Besides, I also want to know if Qiao Liancheng will come to save me!"
Lei Can sneered: "You are confident, but unfortunately, I'm afraid your wishful thinking will come to nothing."
"The dragon's pond and tiger's den have been prepared over there, just waiting for Qiao Liancheng to come!"
"Of course, what they want over there is Qiao Liancheng. If he dies, it's not like you can't live."
"Why don't you please me, and I can spare your life if I intercede!"
Jiang Wan narrowed her eyes and deliberately made a surprised expression:
"Ah, in that case, I still have to thank you!"
Lei Can waved his hand nonchalantly: "No need to thank you. I'm not helping you in vain, as long as you tell me the secret of not having diarrhea."
Jiang Wan was a little surprised: "You have said so much, is it possible that you are asking this?"
Lei Can was displeased: "This is a fair deal, I'm not forcing you!"
Jiang Wan was a little puzzled: "You can force me. I've been following you all the way. If you force me, it's okay even with some torture, right? Can you make such a deal with me at this time?"
Lei Can's expression became much more serious: "It's okay, I often run around and can't stay in one place."
"It's common to be acclimatized, but what I do is lick blood with the tip of a knife. Diarrhea will make my hands and feet weak."
"It's impossible for masters to compete with each other even if they are not in the right state at all. Therefore, I will feel at ease only if you are willing to tell this secret!"
"Of course, I do what I say. As long as you tell me this secret, I will definitely intercede for you!"
Jiang Wan sneered: "Oh, thank you!"
After a moment of silence, she suddenly said: "Actually, it doesn't matter what I tell you. I ate ant vegetables."
"You just need to eat more and you won't have diarrhea!"
"Seriously?" Lei Can asked in surprise.
Seeing Jiang Wan nod, Lei Can was elated and immediately asked Jiang Wan to teach him which ant dish was.
Jiang Wan taught me happily, but in the end she said: "This thing is slow to work. You have to eat it regularly to be effective. At least two pounds a day!"
"If you go out, you must start eating before you have diarrhea, otherwise it will not be effective!"
She spoke very seriously, and Lei Can listened very seriously.
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I really saw this woman secretly grabbing grass and eating it!
Finally he said: "Don't worry, I will plead for mercy, but I'm not sure whether they will listen!"
Jiang Wan deliberately glared and yelled: "You lied to me!"
Lei Can spread his hands: "I said I would plead, but I didn't say they would definitely agree!"
"Of course, given that you have solved the big trouble for me, if you can still leave Nanli Country alive, you can come to the Widow Village to find me."
"As long as you come, I will give you a bite to eat!"
Jiang Wan's face turned black and she snorted coldly in her heart: "I know this kid is not well-intentioned. Eat, eat two pounds of purslane a day to ensure constipation. You won't be able to poop out and will choke you to death!"
Zhao Feng came back soon and murmured with Lei Can for a while, then led them into the village.
When entering the village, Jiang Wan glanced at the sign at the entrance of the village: Widow's Village.
She knew a little about the Widow's Village. She had been here before in her previous life when she was looking for suitable topics.
It is said that the legend of the Widow Village has been around for thousands of years.
Because of the war, all the men in the village died on the battlefield, and almost all the remaining people were old, weak, women and children, hence the name!
However, for the next 1000 years, the Widow Village became almost a curse.
An accident occurs in the village almost every 20 years. It started with a war, and finally the war ended, but the village was massacred inexplicably because it offended the powerful people in the court.
It was not until after liberation that the situation in this village improved.
Therefore, the men in the Widow Village are treasures, beings who can be born without doing anything and wait to be raised until death.
Is it possible that Lei Can came here just to be his son-in-law?
Confused, they entered a courtyard at the end of the widow's village.
The person who opened the door was a skinny man, probably in his thirties, with a sinister look on his face!
Lei Can and the other three murmured for a while, then turned to Jiang Wan and said:
"Rest here for the next few days. Be honest and don't have any evil intentions, otherwise I won't mind breaking your legs and taking you out!"
"It's not far from the border here!"
Jiang Wan answered clearly: "Looking at what you said, I haven't been very cooperative along the way!"
Lei Can walked into the house with his hands behind his back.
The skinny man glanced at Jiang Wan and turned to cook.
What he made was corn mush with some unknown vegetable foam added into it. It looked green and yellow.
It doesn't taste very good at all.
I don’t know whether it was the skinny man’s intention or Lei Can’s order. There was a plate of meat in front of him.
It's just ordinary pork cooked, and the meat slices are white and dipped in soy sauce.
One look at this thing is enough.
Lei Can didn't seem to care, picked up a piece of chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.
After eating, he looked up and saw Jiang Wan with a look of disdain and mocking eyes.
"What's that look in your eyes!" Lei Can asked puzzledly.
Jiang Wan sneered: "I saw you eating pig food. I admire you for being able to swallow such an unpalatable thing!"
"We are about to leave the country. Once we get there, as long as we get the money, we can do whatever we want!"
Zhao Feng was puzzled: "But Brother Lei, you haven't even met Qiao Liancheng, how could he know we are here and go to Nanli Country to rescue this pig!"
Lei Can snorted: "Do you think I'm as stupid as you? When I was at his house, I had already left Wu Jinsi's name on the chair."
Well, even though he couldn't write two of the three words and had no choice but to use symbols instead, he believed Qiao Liancheng could understand!
Zhao Feng finally smiled. He glanced at Jiang Wan proudly and said:
"I'm not afraid to tell you that people in Nanli Country like people's oil very much now. They know what people's oil is, and they just make people feel oily."
"For a fat guy like you, it's best to make oil!"
"You are so fat, you will definitely be able to sell it for a good price when the time comes!"
Zhao Feng's words pleased Lei Can, and he asked doubtfully: "Seriously?"
Zhao Feng nodded hurriedly: "I heard it from a friend, but I can't be wrong. It is said that someone specially collects this. It seems that in ancient times, human oil was smeared on the body to make people invisible!"
Speaking of being able to become invisible, Lei Can's face turned dark and he kicked Zhao Feng on the butt:
"That's nonsense, go find someone quickly!"
Zhao Feng felt a little aggrieved, so he agreed and turned around and entered the village.
After he left, Lei Can glanced sideways at Jiang Wan:
"You are quite calm. I have never seen you panic or scared during this whole journey!"
Jiang Wan hummed nonchalantly: "If I die, who will lure Qiao Liancheng into taking the bait! So as long as Qiao Liancheng is not dead, I will not die!"
"If Qiao Liancheng comes, I will be saved!"
"Besides, I also want to know if Qiao Liancheng will come to save me!"
Lei Can sneered: "You are confident, but unfortunately, I'm afraid your wishful thinking will come to nothing."
"The dragon's pond and tiger's den have been prepared over there, just waiting for Qiao Liancheng to come!"
"Of course, what they want over there is Qiao Liancheng. If he dies, it's not like you can't live."
"Why don't you please me, and I can spare your life if I intercede!"
Jiang Wan narrowed her eyes and deliberately made a surprised expression:
"Ah, in that case, I still have to thank you!"
Lei Can waved his hand nonchalantly: "No need to thank you. I'm not helping you in vain, as long as you tell me the secret of not having diarrhea."
Jiang Wan was a little surprised: "You have said so much, is it possible that you are asking this?"
Lei Can was displeased: "This is a fair deal, I'm not forcing you!"
Jiang Wan was a little puzzled: "You can force me. I've been following you all the way. If you force me, it's okay even with some torture, right? Can you make such a deal with me at this time?"
Lei Can's expression became much more serious: "It's okay, I often run around and can't stay in one place."
"It's common to be acclimatized, but what I do is lick blood with the tip of a knife. Diarrhea will make my hands and feet weak."
"It's impossible for masters to compete with each other even if they are not in the right state at all. Therefore, I will feel at ease only if you are willing to tell this secret!"
"Of course, I do what I say. As long as you tell me this secret, I will definitely intercede for you!"
Jiang Wan sneered: "Oh, thank you!"
After a moment of silence, she suddenly said: "Actually, it doesn't matter what I tell you. I ate ant vegetables."
"You just need to eat more and you won't have diarrhea!"
"Seriously?" Lei Can asked in surprise.
Seeing Jiang Wan nod, Lei Can was elated and immediately asked Jiang Wan to teach him which ant dish was.
Jiang Wan taught me happily, but in the end she said: "This thing is slow to work. You have to eat it regularly to be effective. At least two pounds a day!"
"If you go out, you must start eating before you have diarrhea, otherwise it will not be effective!"
She spoke very seriously, and Lei Can listened very seriously.
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I really saw this woman secretly grabbing grass and eating it!
Finally he said: "Don't worry, I will plead for mercy, but I'm not sure whether they will listen!"
Jiang Wan deliberately glared and yelled: "You lied to me!"
Lei Can spread his hands: "I said I would plead, but I didn't say they would definitely agree!"
"Of course, given that you have solved the big trouble for me, if you can still leave Nanli Country alive, you can come to the Widow Village to find me."
"As long as you come, I will give you a bite to eat!"
Jiang Wan's face turned black and she snorted coldly in her heart: "I know this kid is not well-intentioned. Eat, eat two pounds of purslane a day to ensure constipation. You won't be able to poop out and will choke you to death!"
Zhao Feng came back soon and murmured with Lei Can for a while, then led them into the village.
When entering the village, Jiang Wan glanced at the sign at the entrance of the village: Widow's Village.
She knew a little about the Widow's Village. She had been here before in her previous life when she was looking for suitable topics.
It is said that the legend of the Widow Village has been around for thousands of years.
Because of the war, all the men in the village died on the battlefield, and almost all the remaining people were old, weak, women and children, hence the name!
However, for the next 1000 years, the Widow Village became almost a curse.
An accident occurs in the village almost every 20 years. It started with a war, and finally the war ended, but the village was massacred inexplicably because it offended the powerful people in the court.
It was not until after liberation that the situation in this village improved.
Therefore, the men in the Widow Village are treasures, beings who can be born without doing anything and wait to be raised until death.
Is it possible that Lei Can came here just to be his son-in-law?
Confused, they entered a courtyard at the end of the widow's village.
The person who opened the door was a skinny man, probably in his thirties, with a sinister look on his face!
Lei Can and the other three murmured for a while, then turned to Jiang Wan and said:
"Rest here for the next few days. Be honest and don't have any evil intentions, otherwise I won't mind breaking your legs and taking you out!"
"It's not far from the border here!"
Jiang Wan answered clearly: "Looking at what you said, I haven't been very cooperative along the way!"
Lei Can walked into the house with his hands behind his back.
The skinny man glanced at Jiang Wan and turned to cook.
What he made was corn mush with some unknown vegetable foam added into it. It looked green and yellow.
It doesn't taste very good at all.
I don’t know whether it was the skinny man’s intention or Lei Can’s order. There was a plate of meat in front of him.
It's just ordinary pork cooked, and the meat slices are white and dipped in soy sauce.
One look at this thing is enough.
Lei Can didn't seem to care, picked up a piece of chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.
After eating, he looked up and saw Jiang Wan with a look of disdain and mocking eyes.
"What's that look in your eyes!" Lei Can asked puzzledly.
Jiang Wan sneered: "I saw you eating pig food. I admire you for being able to swallow such an unpalatable thing!"
