Chapter 223 Make a big pot of poisonous mushroom porridge
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Jiu Yang Zhu Zhu
After hearing Mazi's accusation, Lei Can looked at Jiang Wan with sharp eyes.
Jiang Wan sneered regretfully: "Tsk, you all have to sell me, and you don't allow me to take revenge."
"It's a pity that I don't have poison, otherwise I would poison you."
"No poison, I'll give you some of my mud balls as revenge!"
She looked so shameless and arrogant that she was not afraid of boiling water, which made several people speechless for a while.
Lei Can sneered: "Come on, if you can, go get something poisonous for us to eat!"
Jiang Wan calmly spread her hands: "I have no ability!"
Lei Can snorted coldly, turned around and entered the house.
Mazi looked confused: "No, don't worry about it. She took a ball of mud from her crotch and threw it into the pot. How can she eat it?"
Lei Can's voice came faintly: "You don't want to drill into women's crotches? You can't die. It's good to eat some. If you don't like it, don't eat it!"
Zhao Feng's face turned black and he looked at Jiang Wan fiercely.
Jiang Wan looked innocent: "I'm not poisonous. At worst, I'll fish it out for you!"
After saying that, he actually used a slotted spoon to pick out the particles floating in the porridge and placed them in a chipped enamel jar next to him.
During dinner in the evening, several people looked at the pot of porridge and frowned.
Jiang Wan filled a bowl and said, "I picked them all out, and I'm not afraid of them. What are you afraid of!"
Lei Can was silent, brought the rice bowl over and bowed his head to drink.
After taking a sip, he was a little surprised: "Hey, today's porridge tastes good, it seems to be quite fresh and sweet!"
Jiang Wan smiled proudly: "That's right, you all are ignorant!"
He talks proudly, but he actually complains in his heart:
"Nonsense, those are poisonous mushrooms. The more poisonous the mushrooms, the fresher they are. It's no wonder they don't taste good!"
Hearing what Lei Can said, Zhao Feng held his nose curiously and took a sip. Well, it was delicious!
"Can't you tell, this fat bitch is really capable!"
The pockmarked one was the last to eat, and I looked disgusted when I ate it, but after just one sip, it tasted really good.
So, Jiang Wan took advantage of them not paying attention and poured all the porridge in the bowl on the ground, but she watched with a smile as the three people in front of her drank the poisonous mushroom porridge.
Probably not enough.
They have nothing to do after drinking, so they can do whatever they need to do!
When he got up at night, Zhao Feng almost hit the door and muttered:
"Mazi, why are you standing at the door without sleeping in the middle of the night?"
After speaking, he patted the door frame again. Because the door frame was too hard, his hand hurt a little.
"You boy, your bones are pretty strong!" Then he grinned and walked to the corner of the yard.
Jiang Wan had been observing their movements and squinted her eyes when she saw this scene, feeling secretly happy in her heart.
It seems the poisonous mushrooms worked.
It was used sparingly today, and those poisonous mushrooms were fished out quickly, so it didn't have much effect.
But it doesn’t matter, there is still time.
In the middle of the night, Jiang Wan took out all the poisonous mushrooms from her pants pocket on the pretext of going to the restroom.
Each one is black, almost like mouse droppings!
Grab a handful in your hand.
Jiang Wan put all the poisonous mushrooms in an enamel jar, soaked them in some water, and hid the jar.
Then he went back to sleep.
When he got up to cook the next morning, Mazi seemed to have some psychological shadow over the mud ball last night, especially staring at it.
Jiang Wan doesn't care, just look at it, you and I don't plan to poison you today.
While cooking at noon, Jiang Wan heard Lei Can and Zhao Feng muttering:
"We will set off tomorrow morning and arrive at Lihua Town in the evening. The escort will be waiting at the mountain pass. It is estimated that we will be able to leave the country in the morning the day after tomorrow!"
Zhao Feng was a little confused: "Is it really possible to sneak across without going to Lihua Town? Is it dangerous?"
Lei Can shook his head: "No, this passage was opened not long ago. It is said that the mountain was hollowed out."
"Don't worry, the person Mazi is looking for is still very reliable!"
Jiang Wan didn't know what the two people were muttering behind, but she was basically sure that they would set off tomorrow morning.
It seems that we can only act at night.
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Jiang Wan was cooking as usual. Lei Can came out of the hut and asked Jiang Wan:
"What kind of ant dish are you talking about? How long do you need to eat it?"
Jiang Wan said: "It takes ten and a half months, otherwise your stomach and intestines won't be able to adapt!"
Lei Can frowned: "I haven't had diarrhea in the past two days, but I can't pull it out!"
Jiang Wan said seriously: "That's a sign of improvement. Have you ever studied medicine?"
Lei Can shook his head and said no!
Jiang Wan said: "Human intestines are very long. Didn't you pull out their intestines and look at them when you killed someone?"
Lei Can frowned: "That thing is so disgusting, who would look at it!"
Jiang Wan continued: "Look, you have no common sense. The human intestine is very long, about eight or nine meters long!"
"You had diarrhea before, and all the contents in your intestines were pulled out, and the entire intestines were empty!"
"If you want to poop again, you will definitely fill up all the empty spaces. Then you will squirm and push from behind, push and push, and it will come out!"
"So, think about it, how long does it take for those poops to go eight meters away!"
Jiang Wan said it very seriously, looking very, very serious.
Lei Can believed it!
"Then am I normal?"
Jiang Wan nodded: "It's better than you having diarrhea. At least this way you won't be weak, right?"
Lei Can hummed with satisfaction.
Jiang Wan took the opportunity to ask: "Then, you will plead for me, right?"
Lei Can glanced sideways, as if looking at a fool: "Yes, I will intercede for you!"
Jiang Wan smiled and arched her eyebrows.
At this time, Mazi was going to watch Jiang Wan cook, but when he saw Lei Can, he went into the house.
The house was a bit stuffy today, Lei Can didn't even enter the house, he just stood in the yard.
He was standing with his back to Jiang Wan and facing the big tree, so Jiang Wan took the opportunity to take out the enamel jar that had been soaked for a day and night from the corner and poured the mushrooms in it into the pot.
After pouring, he stuffed the jar into the gap and hid it.
After a day of soaking, the mushrooms are no longer so black.
Jiang Wan also specially made some vegetable foam and threw it in to cover up the presence of the mushrooms.
A pot of extremely fresh poisonous mushrooms was cooked just like this.
Several people ate, but Jiang Wan did not throw away the paste this time because there was some cold food left at noon, so she ate it in the name of not wasting it.
No one cares about them anymore!
It was dark, and Jiang Wan was about to climb onto the kang.
Suddenly someone knocked on the door from outside.
Mazi went out for a while and came back quickly and shouted: "Let's leave quickly, we can't wait until tomorrow. They said that an inspection team came from above, and there are many people at the border defense!"
Upon hearing this, Lei Can jumped up in a hurry and pulled Jiang Wan out without any explanation.
Fortunately, I slept with my clothes on, so I could put on my shoes and go out.
Jiang Wan was a little confused. By the time she reacted, several people had already gone out in an ox cart.
There are no night lights in the mountains, and the moon tonight is not very bright. Even if we hit the road, it will be dark everywhere we look.
The cow is unwilling to leave without light.
Mazi drove him away for a long time, and finally said: "No, let's walk!"
Zhao Feng cursed angrily: "Fuck, why did this happen when everything was going well!"
Mazi whispered: "Who knew, those border guards and policemen would come like this once every ten and a half months!"
Lei Can asked: "How long does it take to relax?"
Mazi thought for a while: "It will take at least seven or eight days."
Jiang Wan interjected in confusion: "Didn't we have a jeep when we came here? The car wasn't broken, so why didn't we drive it?"
Several people looked at her.
Jiang Wan waved her hands hurriedly: "What did I say wrong? The jeep is much better than the ox cart!"
Mazi snorted: "The roads behind are all mountain roads and jungles. The car can't go there, and the car has already been pushed down the mountain stream!"
"Otherwise the police would have come here long ago!"
Lei Can was silent: "Let's go, it's best for us to leave the country as soon as possible!"
In this way, the three of them gave up the bullock cart and walked forward one step at a time.
After walking for most of the night, Jiang Wan estimated that the time was almost up.
She held her breath and observed the conditions of several people. Sure enough, those poisonous mushrooms were working.
"Hey, why is this road suddenly so busy? Why are there so many frogs!" Mazi asked curiously.
Zhao Feng also rubbed his eyes and growled:
"Damn it, there's something wrong with my brain. I saw a lot of weasels, and they were all walking around standing up."
Lei Can frowned.
Jiang Wan sneered regretfully: "Tsk, you all have to sell me, and you don't allow me to take revenge."
"It's a pity that I don't have poison, otherwise I would poison you."
"No poison, I'll give you some of my mud balls as revenge!"
She looked so shameless and arrogant that she was not afraid of boiling water, which made several people speechless for a while.
Lei Can sneered: "Come on, if you can, go get something poisonous for us to eat!"
Jiang Wan calmly spread her hands: "I have no ability!"
Lei Can snorted coldly, turned around and entered the house.
Mazi looked confused: "No, don't worry about it. She took a ball of mud from her crotch and threw it into the pot. How can she eat it?"
Lei Can's voice came faintly: "You don't want to drill into women's crotches? You can't die. It's good to eat some. If you don't like it, don't eat it!"
Zhao Feng's face turned black and he looked at Jiang Wan fiercely.
Jiang Wan looked innocent: "I'm not poisonous. At worst, I'll fish it out for you!"
After saying that, he actually used a slotted spoon to pick out the particles floating in the porridge and placed them in a chipped enamel jar next to him.
During dinner in the evening, several people looked at the pot of porridge and frowned.
Jiang Wan filled a bowl and said, "I picked them all out, and I'm not afraid of them. What are you afraid of!"
Lei Can was silent, brought the rice bowl over and bowed his head to drink.
After taking a sip, he was a little surprised: "Hey, today's porridge tastes good, it seems to be quite fresh and sweet!"
Jiang Wan smiled proudly: "That's right, you all are ignorant!"
He talks proudly, but he actually complains in his heart:
"Nonsense, those are poisonous mushrooms. The more poisonous the mushrooms, the fresher they are. It's no wonder they don't taste good!"
Hearing what Lei Can said, Zhao Feng held his nose curiously and took a sip. Well, it was delicious!
"Can't you tell, this fat bitch is really capable!"
The pockmarked one was the last to eat, and I looked disgusted when I ate it, but after just one sip, it tasted really good.
So, Jiang Wan took advantage of them not paying attention and poured all the porridge in the bowl on the ground, but she watched with a smile as the three people in front of her drank the poisonous mushroom porridge.
Probably not enough.
They have nothing to do after drinking, so they can do whatever they need to do!
When he got up at night, Zhao Feng almost hit the door and muttered:
"Mazi, why are you standing at the door without sleeping in the middle of the night?"
After speaking, he patted the door frame again. Because the door frame was too hard, his hand hurt a little.
"You boy, your bones are pretty strong!" Then he grinned and walked to the corner of the yard.
Jiang Wan had been observing their movements and squinted her eyes when she saw this scene, feeling secretly happy in her heart.
It seems the poisonous mushrooms worked.
It was used sparingly today, and those poisonous mushrooms were fished out quickly, so it didn't have much effect.
But it doesn’t matter, there is still time.
In the middle of the night, Jiang Wan took out all the poisonous mushrooms from her pants pocket on the pretext of going to the restroom.
Each one is black, almost like mouse droppings!
Grab a handful in your hand.
Jiang Wan put all the poisonous mushrooms in an enamel jar, soaked them in some water, and hid the jar.
Then he went back to sleep.
When he got up to cook the next morning, Mazi seemed to have some psychological shadow over the mud ball last night, especially staring at it.
Jiang Wan doesn't care, just look at it, you and I don't plan to poison you today.
While cooking at noon, Jiang Wan heard Lei Can and Zhao Feng muttering:
"We will set off tomorrow morning and arrive at Lihua Town in the evening. The escort will be waiting at the mountain pass. It is estimated that we will be able to leave the country in the morning the day after tomorrow!"
Zhao Feng was a little confused: "Is it really possible to sneak across without going to Lihua Town? Is it dangerous?"
Lei Can shook his head: "No, this passage was opened not long ago. It is said that the mountain was hollowed out."
"Don't worry, the person Mazi is looking for is still very reliable!"
Jiang Wan didn't know what the two people were muttering behind, but she was basically sure that they would set off tomorrow morning.
It seems that we can only act at night.
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Jiang Wan was cooking as usual. Lei Can came out of the hut and asked Jiang Wan:
"What kind of ant dish are you talking about? How long do you need to eat it?"
Jiang Wan said: "It takes ten and a half months, otherwise your stomach and intestines won't be able to adapt!"
Lei Can frowned: "I haven't had diarrhea in the past two days, but I can't pull it out!"
Jiang Wan said seriously: "That's a sign of improvement. Have you ever studied medicine?"
Lei Can shook his head and said no!
Jiang Wan said: "Human intestines are very long. Didn't you pull out their intestines and look at them when you killed someone?"
Lei Can frowned: "That thing is so disgusting, who would look at it!"
Jiang Wan continued: "Look, you have no common sense. The human intestine is very long, about eight or nine meters long!"
"You had diarrhea before, and all the contents in your intestines were pulled out, and the entire intestines were empty!"
"If you want to poop again, you will definitely fill up all the empty spaces. Then you will squirm and push from behind, push and push, and it will come out!"
"So, think about it, how long does it take for those poops to go eight meters away!"
Jiang Wan said it very seriously, looking very, very serious.
Lei Can believed it!
"Then am I normal?"
Jiang Wan nodded: "It's better than you having diarrhea. At least this way you won't be weak, right?"
Lei Can hummed with satisfaction.
Jiang Wan took the opportunity to ask: "Then, you will plead for me, right?"
Lei Can glanced sideways, as if looking at a fool: "Yes, I will intercede for you!"
Jiang Wan smiled and arched her eyebrows.
At this time, Mazi was going to watch Jiang Wan cook, but when he saw Lei Can, he went into the house.
The house was a bit stuffy today, Lei Can didn't even enter the house, he just stood in the yard.
He was standing with his back to Jiang Wan and facing the big tree, so Jiang Wan took the opportunity to take out the enamel jar that had been soaked for a day and night from the corner and poured the mushrooms in it into the pot.
After pouring, he stuffed the jar into the gap and hid it.
After a day of soaking, the mushrooms are no longer so black.
Jiang Wan also specially made some vegetable foam and threw it in to cover up the presence of the mushrooms.
A pot of extremely fresh poisonous mushrooms was cooked just like this.
Several people ate, but Jiang Wan did not throw away the paste this time because there was some cold food left at noon, so she ate it in the name of not wasting it.
No one cares about them anymore!
It was dark, and Jiang Wan was about to climb onto the kang.
Suddenly someone knocked on the door from outside.
Mazi went out for a while and came back quickly and shouted: "Let's leave quickly, we can't wait until tomorrow. They said that an inspection team came from above, and there are many people at the border defense!"
Upon hearing this, Lei Can jumped up in a hurry and pulled Jiang Wan out without any explanation.
Fortunately, I slept with my clothes on, so I could put on my shoes and go out.
Jiang Wan was a little confused. By the time she reacted, several people had already gone out in an ox cart.
There are no night lights in the mountains, and the moon tonight is not very bright. Even if we hit the road, it will be dark everywhere we look.
The cow is unwilling to leave without light.
Mazi drove him away for a long time, and finally said: "No, let's walk!"
Zhao Feng cursed angrily: "Fuck, why did this happen when everything was going well!"
Mazi whispered: "Who knew, those border guards and policemen would come like this once every ten and a half months!"
Lei Can asked: "How long does it take to relax?"
Mazi thought for a while: "It will take at least seven or eight days."
Jiang Wan interjected in confusion: "Didn't we have a jeep when we came here? The car wasn't broken, so why didn't we drive it?"
Several people looked at her.
Jiang Wan waved her hands hurriedly: "What did I say wrong? The jeep is much better than the ox cart!"
Mazi snorted: "The roads behind are all mountain roads and jungles. The car can't go there, and the car has already been pushed down the mountain stream!"
"Otherwise the police would have come here long ago!"
Lei Can was silent: "Let's go, it's best for us to leave the country as soon as possible!"
In this way, the three of them gave up the bullock cart and walked forward one step at a time.
After walking for most of the night, Jiang Wan estimated that the time was almost up.
She held her breath and observed the conditions of several people. Sure enough, those poisonous mushrooms were working.
"Hey, why is this road suddenly so busy? Why are there so many frogs!" Mazi asked curiously.
Zhao Feng also rubbed his eyes and growled:
"Damn it, there's something wrong with my brain. I saw a lot of weasels, and they were all walking around standing up."
Lei Can frowned.
