Chapter 326 Ping An: My mother is strong and fierce!
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Jiu Yang Zhu Zhu
Jiang Wan raised her eyebrows: "Don't you think I should lose weight?"
Li Hongmei felt secretly resentful and had to change her mind: "Ah, no, I ate too much, I'm fat!"
Only then did Jiang Wan snort with satisfaction, knowing that she couldn't always delay others' afternoon affairs.
Then he turned to Wu Yang and said, "I recognize it clearly, it's my mother-in-law Li Hongmei."
Wuyang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "As long as you admit it, Fat Sister...ah no! As long as she is your mother-in-law!"
Now that he recognized Li Hongmei, there was no need for Qiao Lianye to go through any trouble.
This kid was quite honest. When Jiang Wan came, he didn't even curse. He even called her "sister-in-law" obediently, and then he was as obedient as a quail the whole time.
Jiang Wan signed the confirmation form, took Li Hongmei and Qiao Lianye out, and met Qiao Liancheng in the hall.
Li Hongmei was originally very well-behaved, but when she saw Qiao Liancheng, she became angry:
"Boss, why don't you go in and recognize someone when you're here, and you actually want that fat bitch to go in?"
"You are still an officer. Don't you even want to recognize your mother? I worked hard for nine days and nine nights to give birth to you!"
As soon as Li Hongmei said these words, Jiang Wan couldn't help but interrupt:
"Mother-in-law, it usually takes no more than three days and three nights to give birth to a baby. If it takes nine days and nine nights to give birth, then you are not a human being!"
Li Hongmei glared: "Shut up, you have no right to speak here!"
Jiang Wan heard this and turned to look at Wuyang: "Comrade Wuyang, I seem to have admitted my mistake. This person is not my mother-in-law. Please give me some more..."
Before she finished speaking, Li Hongmei ran away without looking back, followed closely by Qiao Lianye!
Wu Yang was confused!
Jiang Wan smiled apologetically and pulled Qiao Liancheng out.
The two came out and saw Ping An waiting at the door not far away.
As he approached, Jiang Wan asked, "Are you the only one here? Have you seen your grandma and uncle?"
Ping An raised his hand and pointed in a direction.
Jiang Wan looked over and saw Li Hongmei and Qiao Lianye running far away.
They were swaying their buttocks wildly all the way, as if they were being chased by a dozen dogs, which made Jiang Wan burst into laughter!
It was still early, so Jiang Wan and Qiao Liancheng sent Ping An back to class first.
On the way back, Jiang Wan asked Ping An: "Ping An, tell mom what's going on!"
Ping An angrily curled his lips: "You are not my mother!"
Jiang Wan was surprised and thought to herself: How could this child think so often?
Before returning from the military hospital to go to the farm, he was already willing to call her mom, but now he was no longer willing.
Ping An explained: "Although my mother is very fat, she is very strong and fierce. She will protect her family well, and no one can bully her!"
"You are so weak, you are not her!"
Jiang Wan laughed angrily: "Why am I so weak? Tell me!"
Ping An said angrily: "That old woman bullied Dad so much in the hospital and even found a wife for Dad. Why did you have to rescue her!"
Jiang Wan suddenly realized and couldn't help but reach out and rub his head.
Ping An was furious and threw her hand away. He snorted angrily and turned his head elsewhere.
Qiao Liancheng said: "Who said your mother is weak? Your mother is still very strong, but you just didn't see it."
Ping An is full of disbelief!
Qiao Liancheng continued: "On the farm, your mother subdued two wild boars by herself, each weighing about [-] kilograms!"
Jiang Wan's face was green and black, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes at him. How could she be so powerful?
Ping An was a little suspicious: "Really?"
Qiao Liancheng nodded: "Of course, in the detention center just now, your mother deliberately disowned her at first, which made your grandma almost crazy."
"Later, it was your uncle Wuyang who begged, saying that there were too many people in the detention center and it couldn't be accommodated, so your mother recognized grandma!"
Ping An angrily said: "I don't recognize her as a grandma!"
"Since she doesn't treat you as her son, I don't want to treat her as my grandma. I don't have such a heartless grandma."
Jiang Wan and Qiao Liancheng looked at each other and understood why Ping An didn't recognize Li Hongmei.
this kid!
Looking at Ping An's stubborn and determined face, the two of them felt very happy in their hearts.
After the two sent their children back to class, they returned to the small courtyard in the town together.
Before entering the yard, I heard angry curses coming from the house, as well as the clatter of dishes and chopsticks being thrown.
Jiang Wan sneered: "She threw it to us on purpose!"
Qiao Liancheng remained silent, then pulled out a laundry mallet from the corner and handed it to Jiang Wan.
Jiang Wan took it, shook it in her hand, and opened the door first to enter the house.
As soon as I stepped in, a small rubber ball that I was playing with safely hit me.
Jiang Wan swung the mallet and hit him back.
"Whoosh, pop!"
"what!"
The ball bounced back and hit Qiao Lianye's forehead directly on the kang.
Qiao Lianye screamed in horror, and a lump suddenly swelled up on his forehead.
Qiao Lianye covered his face and moved towards Li Hongmei's arms in panic: "Ah, Mom, Mom, it hurts so much, I, I'm going to die!"
Li Hongmei was so panicked that she quickly held her son's head in her arms to comfort her:
"My dear son, let mommy see where you are hurting!"
While talking, he held Qiao Lianye's head and kept kissing on his forehead.
"My dear son, don't be afraid. Kiss me, and it won't hurt if you kiss me!"
Seeing this scene, Jiang Wan felt so sick that she almost had goosebumps falling off her skin. She couldn't help but turn around and ask Qiao Liancheng:
"Has she done this to you too?"
Qiao Liancheng shook his head no, with deep disgust in his eyes.
Jiang Wan exaggeratedly breathed a sigh of relief: "Emma, fortunately not!"
"You are so grown up, yet you still treat him like a little baby. It disgusts me to death!"
Li Hongmei was comforting her son. When she heard this, she immediately became angry: "You fat pig, what are you talking about? This is my son, the flesh that fell from my body."
"I can kiss you as much as I want, do you care?"
In addition to Li Hongmei and Qiao Lianye, there was also Bai Yuxiu, who had finally crawled back and looked disgraced.
When Bai Yuxiu heard this, she was afraid that the world would not be in chaos and catered to her: "That's right, the godmother and the second brother have a deep love between mother and son. Can you take care of it?"
"How are you like you? You gave birth to a son and didn't care about it. You just left him here and ignored him. You go out alone to attract bees and butterflies and flirt around!"
Jiang Wan was stunned. When did she give birth to a son?
It took a long time to realize that Bai Yuxiu was talking about peace.
They didn't know Ping An's life experience and thought he was her son!
Well, that’s a good misunderstanding!
Jiang Wan sneered: "I am raising a free-range child, can you take care of it?"
"Besides! No matter how I raise my son, my son is also an obedient and well-behaved child. He will not be arrested and detained at the police station. I have to let my sister-in-law fish for him!"
Li Hongmei was so angry that she could burst into tears. She recalled all the old and new grudges in the detention center. She pushed Qiao Lianye away and said angrily:
"I almost forgot if you didn't tell me, bitch, you just pretended not to know me."
As she said this, she rolled up her arms and sleeves, and the broom next to the kang was about to rush over!
Li Hongmei felt secretly resentful and had to change her mind: "Ah, no, I ate too much, I'm fat!"
Only then did Jiang Wan snort with satisfaction, knowing that she couldn't always delay others' afternoon affairs.
Then he turned to Wu Yang and said, "I recognize it clearly, it's my mother-in-law Li Hongmei."
Wuyang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "As long as you admit it, Fat Sister...ah no! As long as she is your mother-in-law!"
Now that he recognized Li Hongmei, there was no need for Qiao Lianye to go through any trouble.
This kid was quite honest. When Jiang Wan came, he didn't even curse. He even called her "sister-in-law" obediently, and then he was as obedient as a quail the whole time.
Jiang Wan signed the confirmation form, took Li Hongmei and Qiao Lianye out, and met Qiao Liancheng in the hall.
Li Hongmei was originally very well-behaved, but when she saw Qiao Liancheng, she became angry:
"Boss, why don't you go in and recognize someone when you're here, and you actually want that fat bitch to go in?"
"You are still an officer. Don't you even want to recognize your mother? I worked hard for nine days and nine nights to give birth to you!"
As soon as Li Hongmei said these words, Jiang Wan couldn't help but interrupt:
"Mother-in-law, it usually takes no more than three days and three nights to give birth to a baby. If it takes nine days and nine nights to give birth, then you are not a human being!"
Li Hongmei glared: "Shut up, you have no right to speak here!"
Jiang Wan heard this and turned to look at Wuyang: "Comrade Wuyang, I seem to have admitted my mistake. This person is not my mother-in-law. Please give me some more..."
Before she finished speaking, Li Hongmei ran away without looking back, followed closely by Qiao Lianye!
Wu Yang was confused!
Jiang Wan smiled apologetically and pulled Qiao Liancheng out.
The two came out and saw Ping An waiting at the door not far away.
As he approached, Jiang Wan asked, "Are you the only one here? Have you seen your grandma and uncle?"
Ping An raised his hand and pointed in a direction.
Jiang Wan looked over and saw Li Hongmei and Qiao Lianye running far away.
They were swaying their buttocks wildly all the way, as if they were being chased by a dozen dogs, which made Jiang Wan burst into laughter!
It was still early, so Jiang Wan and Qiao Liancheng sent Ping An back to class first.
On the way back, Jiang Wan asked Ping An: "Ping An, tell mom what's going on!"
Ping An angrily curled his lips: "You are not my mother!"
Jiang Wan was surprised and thought to herself: How could this child think so often?
Before returning from the military hospital to go to the farm, he was already willing to call her mom, but now he was no longer willing.
Ping An explained: "Although my mother is very fat, she is very strong and fierce. She will protect her family well, and no one can bully her!"
"You are so weak, you are not her!"
Jiang Wan laughed angrily: "Why am I so weak? Tell me!"
Ping An said angrily: "That old woman bullied Dad so much in the hospital and even found a wife for Dad. Why did you have to rescue her!"
Jiang Wan suddenly realized and couldn't help but reach out and rub his head.
Ping An was furious and threw her hand away. He snorted angrily and turned his head elsewhere.
Qiao Liancheng said: "Who said your mother is weak? Your mother is still very strong, but you just didn't see it."
Ping An is full of disbelief!
Qiao Liancheng continued: "On the farm, your mother subdued two wild boars by herself, each weighing about [-] kilograms!"
Jiang Wan's face was green and black, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes at him. How could she be so powerful?
Ping An was a little suspicious: "Really?"
Qiao Liancheng nodded: "Of course, in the detention center just now, your mother deliberately disowned her at first, which made your grandma almost crazy."
"Later, it was your uncle Wuyang who begged, saying that there were too many people in the detention center and it couldn't be accommodated, so your mother recognized grandma!"
Ping An angrily said: "I don't recognize her as a grandma!"
"Since she doesn't treat you as her son, I don't want to treat her as my grandma. I don't have such a heartless grandma."
Jiang Wan and Qiao Liancheng looked at each other and understood why Ping An didn't recognize Li Hongmei.
this kid!
Looking at Ping An's stubborn and determined face, the two of them felt very happy in their hearts.
After the two sent their children back to class, they returned to the small courtyard in the town together.
Before entering the yard, I heard angry curses coming from the house, as well as the clatter of dishes and chopsticks being thrown.
Jiang Wan sneered: "She threw it to us on purpose!"
Qiao Liancheng remained silent, then pulled out a laundry mallet from the corner and handed it to Jiang Wan.
Jiang Wan took it, shook it in her hand, and opened the door first to enter the house.
As soon as I stepped in, a small rubber ball that I was playing with safely hit me.
Jiang Wan swung the mallet and hit him back.
"Whoosh, pop!"
"what!"
The ball bounced back and hit Qiao Lianye's forehead directly on the kang.
Qiao Lianye screamed in horror, and a lump suddenly swelled up on his forehead.
Qiao Lianye covered his face and moved towards Li Hongmei's arms in panic: "Ah, Mom, Mom, it hurts so much, I, I'm going to die!"
Li Hongmei was so panicked that she quickly held her son's head in her arms to comfort her:
"My dear son, let mommy see where you are hurting!"
While talking, he held Qiao Lianye's head and kept kissing on his forehead.
"My dear son, don't be afraid. Kiss me, and it won't hurt if you kiss me!"
Seeing this scene, Jiang Wan felt so sick that she almost had goosebumps falling off her skin. She couldn't help but turn around and ask Qiao Liancheng:
"Has she done this to you too?"
Qiao Liancheng shook his head no, with deep disgust in his eyes.
Jiang Wan exaggeratedly breathed a sigh of relief: "Emma, fortunately not!"
"You are so grown up, yet you still treat him like a little baby. It disgusts me to death!"
Li Hongmei was comforting her son. When she heard this, she immediately became angry: "You fat pig, what are you talking about? This is my son, the flesh that fell from my body."
"I can kiss you as much as I want, do you care?"
In addition to Li Hongmei and Qiao Lianye, there was also Bai Yuxiu, who had finally crawled back and looked disgraced.
When Bai Yuxiu heard this, she was afraid that the world would not be in chaos and catered to her: "That's right, the godmother and the second brother have a deep love between mother and son. Can you take care of it?"
"How are you like you? You gave birth to a son and didn't care about it. You just left him here and ignored him. You go out alone to attract bees and butterflies and flirt around!"
Jiang Wan was stunned. When did she give birth to a son?
It took a long time to realize that Bai Yuxiu was talking about peace.
They didn't know Ping An's life experience and thought he was her son!
Well, that’s a good misunderstanding!
Jiang Wan sneered: "I am raising a free-range child, can you take care of it?"
"Besides! No matter how I raise my son, my son is also an obedient and well-behaved child. He will not be arrested and detained at the police station. I have to let my sister-in-law fish for him!"
Li Hongmei was so angry that she could burst into tears. She recalled all the old and new grudges in the detention center. She pushed Qiao Lianye away and said angrily:
"I almost forgot if you didn't tell me, bitch, you just pretended not to know me."
As she said this, she rolled up her arms and sleeves, and the broom next to the kang was about to rush over!
