Chapter 170 The Weasley Twins' Big Baby
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Qi Shui Ping Gai
Chapter 170 The Weasley Twins’ Big Baby
Soon Lockhart began his lessons.
He first spent half of the class explaining yesterday's teaching accident.
Of course, in Lockhart's mouth, it was not a teaching accident, but a test of him to the little wizards.
He, Gilderoy Lockhart, hadn't run away when the Cornish elves were rioting in the classroom.
He just wanted to see the true level of the little wizards.
"I'm very disappointed. You are already in the second grade, but you can't even deal with the Cornish elves. Although those little guys are naughty, the way to deal with them is very simple." Lockhart said.
Just when Andy thought that Lockhart was going to explain how to deal with the Cornish elves next, Lockhart called a few little wizards on stage to cooperate with him to restore the scene at that time.
What a stage play.
At the end of the play, as Lockhart waved his wand, the students who played the role of the Cornish elf fell to the ground under Lockhart's signal.
Then, one class time passed.
"This is the most outrageous Defense Against the Dark Arts class I've ever taken."
After class, Andy couldn't help complaining: "Don't talk about comparing with Professor Tang En, even Quirrell is much better than him."
At least Quirrell can still read from his textbooks, but Lockhart can only act in stage plays.
"I can't believe that Dumbledore would find such a person to teach us."
Andy said furiously: "Even if Dumbledore was deceived by him at first, Lockhart has already been in class for two days. Why didn't Dumbledore expel him?"
What made Andy speechless the most was that the homework left by Lockhart was a questionnaire, which they had to fill out before class next week.
There are dozens of questions on the questionnaire.
1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
2. What was Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ideal?
……
It's outrageous!
Hermione followed Andy in silence.
The Little Witch has just come through a blow from iconoclasm and is still a bit sluggish.
"What should I do to change the professor?" Andy was about to formally implement the plan.
Unlike Quirrell, Lockhart is very famous in the world. It is unrealistic to think about how to deal with Lockhart by driving Quirrell away.
If you want to deal with Lockhart, you must find tangible evidence.
"Do you use veritaserum?" Andy frowned slightly.
Veritaserum is easy to use, but if someone finds out, Andy may be implicated.
Andy didn't want to be transferred to Azkaban.
You can try the confusion spell.
Find a chance to make a public embarrassment of Lockhart, then take a photo, and finally send the photo to Rita Skeeter.
All it took for that woman to make up something was enough to get Lockhart into a whole lot of trouble.
"It's better to involve Dumbledore." Andy thought in his heart.
In third grade, Andy didn't want to have to battle wits with the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
Just poor [-]th and [-]th graders who won't learn anything this year.
After eating in the Great Hall, Hermione finally recovered from the shock of her idol being shattered.
"Andy, what are you going to do?" the little witch asked furtively.
"What?" Andy was taken aback.
"It's the plan to get rid of the professor!"
Hermione said in a low voice, "Is this what you and Malfoy were discussing?"
"Haven't figured it out yet!" Andy said helplessly, "Lockhart is very famous, and if you want to deal with him, you can't use the usual methods."
After a pause, Andy leaned into Hermione's ear and said, "I need a new wand, or go to Snape's office to steal some medicine."
Andy reconsidered. It is not impossible to use veritaserum, but you can't go to the official pharmacy to buy potion materials.
"George, Fred!" Andy shouted towards the Gryffindor table.
The Weasley twins immediately ran over.
"Hi Andy!"
George said enthusiastically: "Do you want to discuss the plan for the magic amusement park?"
"Magic amusement park?" Hermione raised her eyebrows.
"After we graduate, we plan to open a magic amusement park, and we already have preliminary plans." Andy explained casually.
"Nice idea," Hermione agreed.
Andy looked at George, lowered his voice and said, "You two have rich experience in night travel. I want to go to Snape's office to steal some potion ingredients. I wonder if you can do it?"
"No, I don't agree."
Hermione said immediately, "If Snape finds out, Andy, you'll be fired."
"Will not!"
Andy was full of confidence, "Hermione, don't forget, I helped Snape once. He will not fire me. The most he will do is put me in solitary confinement. Besides, I also know his little secret."
"You know Snape's secret?" George exclaimed.
"Is it the one you told us last time?" Fred asked.
"Or have you discovered a new secret?"
"We can help you go on a night tour."
"I can also help you steal medicinal materials from Snape's office."
"But in exchange..."
"You're going to tell us Snape's secret."
George and Fred each said one sentence and expressed their meaning clearly in ink.
"Okay!" Andy nodded.
"Wait for us."
George turned to look at Fred, "Go get that thing. I think Andy needs it more than we do now."
Fred nodded, then stood up and ran out of the auditorium.
"What?" Andy asked curiously.
"You'll know in a while."
George proudly said, "That's our secret weapon. The reason why Fred and I can pass through the castle at night is because of this thing."
"Although we don't know what you want to do, you'd better make the best use of it. We told you because we believe in you."
Although George and Fred seem a little unreliable, they have inherited the sense of justice of the Weasley family.
They can play pranks, but their pranks are never too much.So even those who are teased by them don't actually hate them.
"Of course, I have business to do by stealing Snape's medicine." Andy explained.
"Regarding this matter, we fully support you." George patted Andy on the shoulder, looking like a buddy supporting you.
Andy actually knows the twins fairly well.
In the twins' minds, stealing the medicine from Snape's office was a cool and righteous adventure.
But giving Lockhart Veritaserum...wasn't something the twins could take.
This may sound like a contradiction.
But just like Mr. Weasley...
He is a man with a great sense of justice, he never violates the regulations of the Ministry of Magic, and never greedy for the funds of the Ministry of Magic.
But he selfishly modified a Muggle car.
All in all, there is no honest person in the wizarding world.
The difference is just where they are dishonest.
Soon Lockhart began his lessons.
He first spent half of the class explaining yesterday's teaching accident.
Of course, in Lockhart's mouth, it was not a teaching accident, but a test of him to the little wizards.
He, Gilderoy Lockhart, hadn't run away when the Cornish elves were rioting in the classroom.
He just wanted to see the true level of the little wizards.
"I'm very disappointed. You are already in the second grade, but you can't even deal with the Cornish elves. Although those little guys are naughty, the way to deal with them is very simple." Lockhart said.
Just when Andy thought that Lockhart was going to explain how to deal with the Cornish elves next, Lockhart called a few little wizards on stage to cooperate with him to restore the scene at that time.
What a stage play.
At the end of the play, as Lockhart waved his wand, the students who played the role of the Cornish elf fell to the ground under Lockhart's signal.
Then, one class time passed.
"This is the most outrageous Defense Against the Dark Arts class I've ever taken."
After class, Andy couldn't help complaining: "Don't talk about comparing with Professor Tang En, even Quirrell is much better than him."
At least Quirrell can still read from his textbooks, but Lockhart can only act in stage plays.
"I can't believe that Dumbledore would find such a person to teach us."
Andy said furiously: "Even if Dumbledore was deceived by him at first, Lockhart has already been in class for two days. Why didn't Dumbledore expel him?"
What made Andy speechless the most was that the homework left by Lockhart was a questionnaire, which they had to fill out before class next week.
There are dozens of questions on the questionnaire.
1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
2. What was Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ideal?
……
It's outrageous!
Hermione followed Andy in silence.
The Little Witch has just come through a blow from iconoclasm and is still a bit sluggish.
"What should I do to change the professor?" Andy was about to formally implement the plan.
Unlike Quirrell, Lockhart is very famous in the world. It is unrealistic to think about how to deal with Lockhart by driving Quirrell away.
If you want to deal with Lockhart, you must find tangible evidence.
"Do you use veritaserum?" Andy frowned slightly.
Veritaserum is easy to use, but if someone finds out, Andy may be implicated.
Andy didn't want to be transferred to Azkaban.
You can try the confusion spell.
Find a chance to make a public embarrassment of Lockhart, then take a photo, and finally send the photo to Rita Skeeter.
All it took for that woman to make up something was enough to get Lockhart into a whole lot of trouble.
"It's better to involve Dumbledore." Andy thought in his heart.
In third grade, Andy didn't want to have to battle wits with the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
Just poor [-]th and [-]th graders who won't learn anything this year.
After eating in the Great Hall, Hermione finally recovered from the shock of her idol being shattered.
"Andy, what are you going to do?" the little witch asked furtively.
"What?" Andy was taken aback.
"It's the plan to get rid of the professor!"
Hermione said in a low voice, "Is this what you and Malfoy were discussing?"
"Haven't figured it out yet!" Andy said helplessly, "Lockhart is very famous, and if you want to deal with him, you can't use the usual methods."
After a pause, Andy leaned into Hermione's ear and said, "I need a new wand, or go to Snape's office to steal some medicine."
Andy reconsidered. It is not impossible to use veritaserum, but you can't go to the official pharmacy to buy potion materials.
"George, Fred!" Andy shouted towards the Gryffindor table.
The Weasley twins immediately ran over.
"Hi Andy!"
George said enthusiastically: "Do you want to discuss the plan for the magic amusement park?"
"Magic amusement park?" Hermione raised her eyebrows.
"After we graduate, we plan to open a magic amusement park, and we already have preliminary plans." Andy explained casually.
"Nice idea," Hermione agreed.
Andy looked at George, lowered his voice and said, "You two have rich experience in night travel. I want to go to Snape's office to steal some potion ingredients. I wonder if you can do it?"
"No, I don't agree."
Hermione said immediately, "If Snape finds out, Andy, you'll be fired."
"Will not!"
Andy was full of confidence, "Hermione, don't forget, I helped Snape once. He will not fire me. The most he will do is put me in solitary confinement. Besides, I also know his little secret."
"You know Snape's secret?" George exclaimed.
"Is it the one you told us last time?" Fred asked.
"Or have you discovered a new secret?"
"We can help you go on a night tour."
"I can also help you steal medicinal materials from Snape's office."
"But in exchange..."
"You're going to tell us Snape's secret."
George and Fred each said one sentence and expressed their meaning clearly in ink.
"Okay!" Andy nodded.
"Wait for us."
George turned to look at Fred, "Go get that thing. I think Andy needs it more than we do now."
Fred nodded, then stood up and ran out of the auditorium.
"What?" Andy asked curiously.
"You'll know in a while."
George proudly said, "That's our secret weapon. The reason why Fred and I can pass through the castle at night is because of this thing."
"Although we don't know what you want to do, you'd better make the best use of it. We told you because we believe in you."
Although George and Fred seem a little unreliable, they have inherited the sense of justice of the Weasley family.
They can play pranks, but their pranks are never too much.So even those who are teased by them don't actually hate them.
"Of course, I have business to do by stealing Snape's medicine." Andy explained.
"Regarding this matter, we fully support you." George patted Andy on the shoulder, looking like a buddy supporting you.
Andy actually knows the twins fairly well.
In the twins' minds, stealing the medicine from Snape's office was a cool and righteous adventure.
But giving Lockhart Veritaserum...wasn't something the twins could take.
This may sound like a contradiction.
But just like Mr. Weasley...
He is a man with a great sense of justice, he never violates the regulations of the Ministry of Magic, and never greedy for the funds of the Ministry of Magic.
But he selfishly modified a Muggle car.
All in all, there is no honest person in the wizarding world.
The difference is just where they are dishonest.
