Chapter 352 The system turns against customers!
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Da Huan Xiang Jia
Outside, Qin Buyi looked at the screen of the killing sword technique and murmured:
"The level of killing swordsmanship is definitely unusual. It is very likely that it is a level beyond the level of a saint."
After going through the conversation with Honglian again in his mind, Qin Buyi suppressed the thoughts flying in his mind.
He called to the system in his heart: "System, are you there?"
"System, are you there?"
"System, are you here?"...
He called out more than ten times in his heart, and suddenly Qin Buyi felt an extremely powerful force coming from above his head.
Looking up, a purple thunderbolt quietly formed three inches above Qin Buyi's head.
Looking at the familiar thunder, Qin Buyi had a bad thought in his heart.
As expected, Purple Thunder's next action confirmed Qin Buyi's suspicion.
"boom!"
There was a loud sound of thunder in Qin Buyi's ears, and the purple thunder struck Qin Buyi.
The strange thing is that Qin Buyi tried his best to dodge, but no matter which angle he dodges, he is locked tightly by the purple thunder.
The next second, purple thunder fell on Qin Buyi, and Qin Buyi felt a numbness in his body.
In addition to numbness, there is also a strong pain.
The golden blood, which had always been invincible to the power of thunder, seemed to have lost its effect at this time, without making any sound.
Even his strong body could not stop the pain from coming.
As for self-healing?The purple thunder was so overbearing that Qin Buyi's body could not drive away the power of the thunder, so he could only let the power of thunder shuttle through Qin Buyi's body.
After about a dozen breaths, the purple thunder dissipated, along with the pain and numbness.
Qin Buyi said softly: "Is this purple thunder the legendary precision guidance..."
As for who sent the purple thunder, there is no need to think about it. It must be the unscrupulous guy in the system.
Otherwise, who would have the ability to control the power so accurately, which only made Qin Buyi feel severe pain and paralysis, but did not hurt Qin Buyi's body at all.
A long-lost voice came from the system: [My stupid host, you are right, this is the legendary precision guidance! 】
The classic opening remarks are still so familiar and the tone needs to be beaten.
Qin Buyi said with a dark look on his face: "System, please give me an explanation why you hacked me!"
The system said calmly: [Don’t you know why I’m going to attack you? 】
[Then why did Honglian hit you the first time he saw you in the sea of blood? 】
Qin Buyi's thoughts changed and he understood the reason instantly. He was speechless and said, "Is my opening statement so annoying?"
The system said firmly: [Your opening remarks are not so annoying, they are too annoying! 】
[I was swimming in the ocean of short movies, and suddenly I heard you saying over and over again, are you there...are you there...are you there...]
[It ruined all my good mood. If it weren’t for the fact that you are the host, I would have beaten you to a fool today! 】
Qin Buyi said speechlessly: "Uh..."
The system said in a tone that wanted to be beaten: [But then I thought about it, the host's brain, which is not very smart to begin with, might become smarter if it is cracked. 】
[Continuous attacks can easily cause the few IQ and EQ to drop again!So, I will let you go! 】
[In the final analysis, you have to thank your stupidity!If you weren't so stupid, I would really give you a good blow today to make you bother me! 】
[This system almost entered the moment of sage! 】
Qin Buyi was so angry that his teeth itched after listening to the system's words, but there was nothing he could do.
I can't defeat the system by fighting again and again, and I can't fight the system with my words. I can only endure this anger silently!
This comes from all kinds of fancy taunts from the system, with a little bit of dimensionality reduction blow!
After the system finished speaking, Qin Buyi suddenly grasped the key point and said: "System, what did you just say, the moment of sage!"
"Holy crap, where did you learn this word?"
The system said: [In short movies, the male protagonist will enter the sage moment every once in a while. 】
Qin Buyi said: "Can you describe the scene of the Sage's Moment in detail?"
The system said: [The sage moment is when the male protagonist can think rationally and has an extremely strong ability to resist all temptations around him. 】
[Well, especially when faced with the kind of temptation that I can't refuse on weekdays, when I enter the moment of sage, everything seems boring...]
Qin Buyi nodded and said: "Yes, the description you mentioned is in line with the characteristics of the Sage's Moment."
"I'm just saying that low-quality movies are harmful to people. They even fall into a gender-ambiguous system. It's so deceptive!"
"System, we can't go on like this. You need to watch more movies that promote truth, goodness, beauty, and positive energy."
"Start boycotting inferior movies today! Resist them firmly!"
Seeing the current performance of the system, Qin Buyi finally made up his mind to correct the system's three views starting from today. He could no longer let the system endure the poison of that little movie.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Qin Buyi finished speaking, the system said in a strange tone: [The little movie I watched is to promote truth, kindness, beauty, and positive energy. 】
[The male protagonist is a grassroots counterattack. In order to save the world, he has to force himself to eliminate distracting thoughts in his mind and enter a moment of rational thinking. 】
[Only in this way can the hero clearly analyze the current situation. In the end, the world is successfully saved through the efforts of the hero. 】
[Is there any problem with this?Isn't this normal? 】
After listening to the system's words, Qin Buyi suddenly felt that his heart was suddenly impure.
Compared with the system, Qin Buyi felt a little dirty inside...
There was a long silence, and Qin Buyi didn't even speak.
The system then said: [Host, why are you silent? Is there anything wrong with the short movie I watched? 】
Qin Buyi came back to his senses and said blankly: "System, there is nothing wrong with the little movie you watched. It is very positive! It is true - kind, kind and beautiful!"
The system said: [Since it is very positive energy, very kind, true and beautiful, why do you say that I fell into it or something...]
Qin Buyi said: "Don't think too much. This is my problem. I think too much."
Qin Buyi was doubting his three views in his heart. What the system said seemed to be fine, but he was thinking wrongly.
The system said: [Host, where do you want to go? 】
As a smart system, he understood Qin Buyi's thoughts in the next second and said with a bit of contempt:
[Host, it’s time to say it or not, your thoughts are indeed a bit dirty and dirty. 】
Qin Buyi said: "Can we change the topic? Do we have to dwell on this?"
The system said categorically: [Of course you can’t change the topic!I have to educate you, a host who doesn't have a bright mind. 】
[In my opinion, you should read more about things that promote positive energy, truth, goodness and beauty. Your ideas are very dangerous...]
The system kept chattering for about a quarter of an hour, and Qin Buyi was speechless for nearly a quarter of an hour.
Finally, the system said: [Host, I will forgive you this time because this is your first offense. 】
[Please correct your thinking next time!Don't be so filthy. 】
Qin Buyi felt a little confused after being educated by the system, and thought to himself: "Is this the opposite? Shouldn't I educate the system?"
"Why did he educate me in turn..."
"The level of killing swordsmanship is definitely unusual. It is very likely that it is a level beyond the level of a saint."
After going through the conversation with Honglian again in his mind, Qin Buyi suppressed the thoughts flying in his mind.
He called to the system in his heart: "System, are you there?"
"System, are you there?"
"System, are you here?"...
He called out more than ten times in his heart, and suddenly Qin Buyi felt an extremely powerful force coming from above his head.
Looking up, a purple thunderbolt quietly formed three inches above Qin Buyi's head.
Looking at the familiar thunder, Qin Buyi had a bad thought in his heart.
As expected, Purple Thunder's next action confirmed Qin Buyi's suspicion.
"boom!"
There was a loud sound of thunder in Qin Buyi's ears, and the purple thunder struck Qin Buyi.
The strange thing is that Qin Buyi tried his best to dodge, but no matter which angle he dodges, he is locked tightly by the purple thunder.
The next second, purple thunder fell on Qin Buyi, and Qin Buyi felt a numbness in his body.
In addition to numbness, there is also a strong pain.
The golden blood, which had always been invincible to the power of thunder, seemed to have lost its effect at this time, without making any sound.
Even his strong body could not stop the pain from coming.
As for self-healing?The purple thunder was so overbearing that Qin Buyi's body could not drive away the power of the thunder, so he could only let the power of thunder shuttle through Qin Buyi's body.
After about a dozen breaths, the purple thunder dissipated, along with the pain and numbness.
Qin Buyi said softly: "Is this purple thunder the legendary precision guidance..."
As for who sent the purple thunder, there is no need to think about it. It must be the unscrupulous guy in the system.
Otherwise, who would have the ability to control the power so accurately, which only made Qin Buyi feel severe pain and paralysis, but did not hurt Qin Buyi's body at all.
A long-lost voice came from the system: [My stupid host, you are right, this is the legendary precision guidance! 】
The classic opening remarks are still so familiar and the tone needs to be beaten.
Qin Buyi said with a dark look on his face: "System, please give me an explanation why you hacked me!"
The system said calmly: [Don’t you know why I’m going to attack you? 】
[Then why did Honglian hit you the first time he saw you in the sea of blood? 】
Qin Buyi's thoughts changed and he understood the reason instantly. He was speechless and said, "Is my opening statement so annoying?"
The system said firmly: [Your opening remarks are not so annoying, they are too annoying! 】
[I was swimming in the ocean of short movies, and suddenly I heard you saying over and over again, are you there...are you there...are you there...]
[It ruined all my good mood. If it weren’t for the fact that you are the host, I would have beaten you to a fool today! 】
Qin Buyi said speechlessly: "Uh..."
The system said in a tone that wanted to be beaten: [But then I thought about it, the host's brain, which is not very smart to begin with, might become smarter if it is cracked. 】
[Continuous attacks can easily cause the few IQ and EQ to drop again!So, I will let you go! 】
[In the final analysis, you have to thank your stupidity!If you weren't so stupid, I would really give you a good blow today to make you bother me! 】
[This system almost entered the moment of sage! 】
Qin Buyi was so angry that his teeth itched after listening to the system's words, but there was nothing he could do.
I can't defeat the system by fighting again and again, and I can't fight the system with my words. I can only endure this anger silently!
This comes from all kinds of fancy taunts from the system, with a little bit of dimensionality reduction blow!
After the system finished speaking, Qin Buyi suddenly grasped the key point and said: "System, what did you just say, the moment of sage!"
"Holy crap, where did you learn this word?"
The system said: [In short movies, the male protagonist will enter the sage moment every once in a while. 】
Qin Buyi said: "Can you describe the scene of the Sage's Moment in detail?"
The system said: [The sage moment is when the male protagonist can think rationally and has an extremely strong ability to resist all temptations around him. 】
[Well, especially when faced with the kind of temptation that I can't refuse on weekdays, when I enter the moment of sage, everything seems boring...]
Qin Buyi nodded and said: "Yes, the description you mentioned is in line with the characteristics of the Sage's Moment."
"I'm just saying that low-quality movies are harmful to people. They even fall into a gender-ambiguous system. It's so deceptive!"
"System, we can't go on like this. You need to watch more movies that promote truth, goodness, beauty, and positive energy."
"Start boycotting inferior movies today! Resist them firmly!"
Seeing the current performance of the system, Qin Buyi finally made up his mind to correct the system's three views starting from today. He could no longer let the system endure the poison of that little movie.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Qin Buyi finished speaking, the system said in a strange tone: [The little movie I watched is to promote truth, kindness, beauty, and positive energy. 】
[The male protagonist is a grassroots counterattack. In order to save the world, he has to force himself to eliminate distracting thoughts in his mind and enter a moment of rational thinking. 】
[Only in this way can the hero clearly analyze the current situation. In the end, the world is successfully saved through the efforts of the hero. 】
[Is there any problem with this?Isn't this normal? 】
After listening to the system's words, Qin Buyi suddenly felt that his heart was suddenly impure.
Compared with the system, Qin Buyi felt a little dirty inside...
There was a long silence, and Qin Buyi didn't even speak.
The system then said: [Host, why are you silent? Is there anything wrong with the short movie I watched? 】
Qin Buyi came back to his senses and said blankly: "System, there is nothing wrong with the little movie you watched. It is very positive! It is true - kind, kind and beautiful!"
The system said: [Since it is very positive energy, very kind, true and beautiful, why do you say that I fell into it or something...]
Qin Buyi said: "Don't think too much. This is my problem. I think too much."
Qin Buyi was doubting his three views in his heart. What the system said seemed to be fine, but he was thinking wrongly.
The system said: [Host, where do you want to go? 】
As a smart system, he understood Qin Buyi's thoughts in the next second and said with a bit of contempt:
[Host, it’s time to say it or not, your thoughts are indeed a bit dirty and dirty. 】
Qin Buyi said: "Can we change the topic? Do we have to dwell on this?"
The system said categorically: [Of course you can’t change the topic!I have to educate you, a host who doesn't have a bright mind. 】
[In my opinion, you should read more about things that promote positive energy, truth, goodness and beauty. Your ideas are very dangerous...]
The system kept chattering for about a quarter of an hour, and Qin Buyi was speechless for nearly a quarter of an hour.
Finally, the system said: [Host, I will forgive you this time because this is your first offense. 】
[Please correct your thinking next time!Don't be so filthy. 】
Qin Buyi felt a little confused after being educated by the system, and thought to himself: "Is this the opposite? Shouldn't I educate the system?"
"Why did he educate me in turn..."
