Chapter 150 You humans still know how to play~
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Shi Shang Zui Shuai Zuo Zhe
Not far away, a pot-headed boy sat cross-legged, practicing the Qing Emperor's Secret of Immortality. He was surrounded by green wood essence, exuding a mysterious and mysterious Taoist charm.
He opened his eyes, and a ray of light about ten feet long burst into the sky. Suddenly, he saw that magnificent figure in red floating past.
When he saw the extremely eye-catching big belly, the Jarhead boy froze on the spot, with countless question marks popping up in his mind.
Senior brother is pregnant?
Wait, isn't he a man?
If pregnant, whose child is the child?
Is it with Master?
……
After being puzzled, the Jarhead boy simply threw away all his distracting thoughts and sighed from the bottom of his heart, "Hey, you humans still know how to play~"
half a month later.
Princess Mingyue and Zhao Linger were very happy in the mountains.
Because they were surprised to find that as long as they followed Ye Junlin to eat and drink, their cultivation level would gradually rise, which was better than the countless years of hard training outside.
No wonder the outside world is spreading rumors that Piaomiao Peak is a magical place and the strongest branch of Xuantian Sect. In fact, the reason why it is said to be so magical is because Ye Jun is here.
No wonder every disciple is like a dragon or a phoenix among men. Who wouldn’t yearn for such a powerful master?
It's a pity that everyone knows that this person accepts disciples based on fate, whether they are people, animals, or plants. What matters is that they should be educated without distinction and teach students in accordance with their aptitude.
"Ling'er, didn't you tell me that you were back a while ago? Why haven't you been seen on the mountain? And I heard that you have returned to the sect a long time ago and brought outsiders in to my leaf. Junior Brother’s Piaomiao Peak?”
A ball of water floating in the palm of her hand reflected the charming and delicate face of the master of Tianxiang Peak. At this moment, she looked serious and asked.
Zhao Ling'er gritted her teeth and said: "Yes, I asked Master Ye for advice on cultivation matters. Don't worry, I will go back in a few days."
She placed her other hand on her belly that had not subsided yet, feeling a little guilty.
"Oh~"
The master of Tianxiang Peak had a profound meaning, thinking that this little girl must be lying there.
After all, the male god recognized by the entire Xuantian Sect knows that he is the peak master of Piaomiao Peak. Even she is sometimes ready to make a move. However, due to her relationship as a senior sister, she can only hide her love deep in her heart. .
Now, seeing her apprentice Zhao Ling'er being able to be in close contact with Junior Brother Ye all day long, the master of Tianxiang Peak admitted that she felt sad.
Humph, even I don’t get this treatment!
So angry!
Just as the leader of Tianxiang Peak was thinking about finding an excuse to go there, he suddenly heard a strange female voice, "Hey, I caught you! What are you doing?"
Princess Mingyue appeared out of nowhere and suddenly attacked the peaks from behind.
Zhao Ling'er was so frightened that her hands shook, and the shadow water polo floating in her palm fell to the ground.
"I hate you!"
Zhao Ling'er said coquettishly and angrily.
These days, she has become best friends with him. Perhaps because they were princesses of the same country, they get along well with each other, so she does not reject intimate actions. She did not expect that at this sensitive moment, she would be pranked suddenly.
"What's wrong?" Princess Mingyue was surprised. She had always played like this before and never saw you angry.
At this time, the expression of the master of Tianxiang Peak was dull for a moment, his head was buzzing, and his beautiful eyes were wider than a copper bell.
This, what's going on? !
In her eyes, her apprentice Zhao Ling'er, whom she hadn't seen for many days, was already as pregnant as a pregnant woman. Thinking of staying on Piaomiao Peak these days, a possibility suddenly emerged in her mind.
"You, you evil disciple, are actually pregnant with Junior Brother Ye's child!"
On Tianxiangfeng Mountain, where birds were singing, flowers were fragrant, and colorful butterflies were flying, a woman in palace dress with a plump and attractive figure and mature charm almost lost control of her emotions and screamed at the water ball in front of her.
It was a hot day, but she was shaking with anger, her heart felt cold, and she felt inexplicably betrayed.
"Master, please listen to my explanation. This belly is actually fake. Look, it won't matter no matter how you pat it!" Zhao Ling'er was so frightened that her pretty face turned pale. She waved her hand and patted the bulging belly hard, trying to clarify.
"Stop! What are you doing to Junior Brother Ye's child?!"
"What a vicious heart!"
When the master of Tianxiang Peak saw this scene, his eyes were about to burst, the motherly love in his heart instantly overflowed, and his desire for protection increased invisibly.
Swish!
She flashed forward and headed straight towards Piaomiao Peak with great momentum.
Many female disciples who were still practicing on the mountain were frightened and could not believe that this was their usually gentle and intellectual Master.
"What to do? What to do!" On Piaomiao Peak, Zhao Ling'er stamped her feet anxiously, "It's all your fault, why are you making trouble at this time!"
Princess Mingyue almost cried and apologized quickly: "Yes, I'm sorry, it's my fault this time."
Boom.
The master of Tianxiang Peak has descended from the sky, his thick spiritual consciousness firmly locked on Zhao Ling'er, and he ducked in front of him, his beautiful face without makeup, covered with frost, glaring at this evil disciple.
"Master, Master, this is all a misunderstanding." Zhao Ling'er cried sadly.
The master of Tianxiang Peak sneered, "Then let me ask you, is it Junior Brother Ye who caused this belly to grow bigger?"
Zhao Ling'er was stunned, then nodded and said weakly: "Yes..."
"Then you still want to quibble!"
The leader of Tianxiang Peak's apricot eyes widened and he scolded angrily.
Zhao Ling'er wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Senior, you have to believe Ling'er, you have really wronged her." Princess Mingyue felt sorry and said seriously.
"Who are you? Wait, your belly..." The master of Tianxiang Peak thought of something and trembled: "Junior Brother Ye is also responsible for this?"
"Strictly speaking." Princess Mingyue's face turned crimson, and she gently stroked her bulging belly, her voice like a mosquito, "Yes."
boom!
The master of Tianxiang Peak felt as if he was struck by five thunders and almost lost his balance.
Junior Brother Ye, you are a hidden pride in a golden house. You are hiding two pregnant women!
"Senior Sister Cai, what kind of wind has brought you here?"
A clear voice sounded slowly.
Ye Junlin walked over and said with an awkward smile.
Behind him were Li Wujie and Hong Qianye.
Because Hong Qianye's cultivation was at the peak of transcending tribulations, there was not much difference between her and Ye Junlin's cultivation, so the effect of the big belly finger did not last long and faded away after a few days.
When looking at the master of Tianxiang Peak who was raising his troops to question the crime, Hong Qianye's lips curved into a playful smile.
He knew something good was going on.
"Junior brother Ye, even if you have needs, you can't attack my apprentice secretly. What you do is so unethical! Senior sister is very disappointed in you!"
Looking at this silver-haired young man, the master of Tianxiang Peak felt heartbroken and said with a disappointed look on his face.
In fact, she wanted to scold her head and face: Why didn't you come to see Senior Sister? It’s not like Senior Sister is unwilling to give it to you!
But you happened to find Zhao Ling'er and got pregnant with the baby. How do you want your senior sister to face you and your apprentice in the future?
Scumbag!
But I swallowed these words in the end, as they were not suitable to be said on such an occasion.
Ye Junlin was helpless, "It's really not what you think."
"Okay, senior sister, I'm going to ask you whether it was you who caused their belly to grow bigger!"
"Yes……"
"Then what are you quibbling about? Is it a three-year-old child to be a senior sister?"
The master of Tianxiang Peak was very angry, and the filter he had for this silver-haired young man was completely shattered, replaced by deep disappointment.
What she hates most is a man who shirks his responsibilities even though he has already cooked the rice!
"Junior brother Ye, take care of yourself!"
With that said, the master of Tianxiang Peak waved his sleeves and was about to leave.
"Senior Sister Cai, actually I can also make your belly bigger."
Ye Junlin said calmly.
Peak Master of Tianxiang Peak:? ? ?
What a tiger's word!
"Junior brother Ye, please respect yourself!" The master of Tianxiang Peak gritted his teeth and took a few steps back, with a faint blush on his cheeks.
She had had this idea before, and sometimes she would dream about this scene when she was meditating late at night. Now that she heard the other person say it in person, the feeling was particularly strong.
But now, she can't accept it!
"Hey, why do you all have to force me?"
Ye Junlin looked depressed, the matter had reached this point and he had to prove it.
Then under the expectant eyes of everyone, Ye Junlin raised his finger and pointed towards the beautiful figure.
The fingertips flashed with light, and the breath exploded.
Big belly finger!
"what……"
The next second, cold sweat broke out on the Tianxiang Peak Peak Master's forehead. He was horrified to find that there was a sharp pain in his stomach, and then it swelled rapidly, like a woman who was ten months pregnant.
"I am pregnant?"
"Wait a minute, there are no signs of life in my belly. It turns out this is fake!"
The beautiful woman in palace attire with a big belly exclaimed.
The domineering point of the belly finger is that it can create the illusion that the target is pregnant with a fetus. Of course, this is from the perspective of outsiders. Only those who have experienced it personally can see through the clues.
"Master, do you believe me now?" Zhao Ling'er pursed her lips in aggrieved tone.
"Yes." The master of Tianxiang Peak caressed the swollen belly. Although he knew it was fake, he still felt very immersed in it for some reason. At this time, the brilliance of motherhood emanated, tranquility and peace.
"During this period, you can just stay in the mountains and live in harmony." Ye Junlin rubbed his brows.
"Okay." The three pregnant women nodded in unison at the same time.
the other side.
In the woods, the Jarhead boy who happened to be out for a walk was so frightened when he saw this scene of ruined views that he turned around and stepped back, his pace speeding up a lot.
We don’t know anything, and we don’t dare to ask…
He opened his eyes, and a ray of light about ten feet long burst into the sky. Suddenly, he saw that magnificent figure in red floating past.
When he saw the extremely eye-catching big belly, the Jarhead boy froze on the spot, with countless question marks popping up in his mind.
Senior brother is pregnant?
Wait, isn't he a man?
If pregnant, whose child is the child?
Is it with Master?
……
After being puzzled, the Jarhead boy simply threw away all his distracting thoughts and sighed from the bottom of his heart, "Hey, you humans still know how to play~"
half a month later.
Princess Mingyue and Zhao Linger were very happy in the mountains.
Because they were surprised to find that as long as they followed Ye Junlin to eat and drink, their cultivation level would gradually rise, which was better than the countless years of hard training outside.
No wonder the outside world is spreading rumors that Piaomiao Peak is a magical place and the strongest branch of Xuantian Sect. In fact, the reason why it is said to be so magical is because Ye Jun is here.
No wonder every disciple is like a dragon or a phoenix among men. Who wouldn’t yearn for such a powerful master?
It's a pity that everyone knows that this person accepts disciples based on fate, whether they are people, animals, or plants. What matters is that they should be educated without distinction and teach students in accordance with their aptitude.
"Ling'er, didn't you tell me that you were back a while ago? Why haven't you been seen on the mountain? And I heard that you have returned to the sect a long time ago and brought outsiders in to my leaf. Junior Brother’s Piaomiao Peak?”
A ball of water floating in the palm of her hand reflected the charming and delicate face of the master of Tianxiang Peak. At this moment, she looked serious and asked.
Zhao Ling'er gritted her teeth and said: "Yes, I asked Master Ye for advice on cultivation matters. Don't worry, I will go back in a few days."
She placed her other hand on her belly that had not subsided yet, feeling a little guilty.
"Oh~"
The master of Tianxiang Peak had a profound meaning, thinking that this little girl must be lying there.
After all, the male god recognized by the entire Xuantian Sect knows that he is the peak master of Piaomiao Peak. Even she is sometimes ready to make a move. However, due to her relationship as a senior sister, she can only hide her love deep in her heart. .
Now, seeing her apprentice Zhao Ling'er being able to be in close contact with Junior Brother Ye all day long, the master of Tianxiang Peak admitted that she felt sad.
Humph, even I don’t get this treatment!
So angry!
Just as the leader of Tianxiang Peak was thinking about finding an excuse to go there, he suddenly heard a strange female voice, "Hey, I caught you! What are you doing?"
Princess Mingyue appeared out of nowhere and suddenly attacked the peaks from behind.
Zhao Ling'er was so frightened that her hands shook, and the shadow water polo floating in her palm fell to the ground.
"I hate you!"
Zhao Ling'er said coquettishly and angrily.
These days, she has become best friends with him. Perhaps because they were princesses of the same country, they get along well with each other, so she does not reject intimate actions. She did not expect that at this sensitive moment, she would be pranked suddenly.
"What's wrong?" Princess Mingyue was surprised. She had always played like this before and never saw you angry.
At this time, the expression of the master of Tianxiang Peak was dull for a moment, his head was buzzing, and his beautiful eyes were wider than a copper bell.
This, what's going on? !
In her eyes, her apprentice Zhao Ling'er, whom she hadn't seen for many days, was already as pregnant as a pregnant woman. Thinking of staying on Piaomiao Peak these days, a possibility suddenly emerged in her mind.
"You, you evil disciple, are actually pregnant with Junior Brother Ye's child!"
On Tianxiangfeng Mountain, where birds were singing, flowers were fragrant, and colorful butterflies were flying, a woman in palace dress with a plump and attractive figure and mature charm almost lost control of her emotions and screamed at the water ball in front of her.
It was a hot day, but she was shaking with anger, her heart felt cold, and she felt inexplicably betrayed.
"Master, please listen to my explanation. This belly is actually fake. Look, it won't matter no matter how you pat it!" Zhao Ling'er was so frightened that her pretty face turned pale. She waved her hand and patted the bulging belly hard, trying to clarify.
"Stop! What are you doing to Junior Brother Ye's child?!"
"What a vicious heart!"
When the master of Tianxiang Peak saw this scene, his eyes were about to burst, the motherly love in his heart instantly overflowed, and his desire for protection increased invisibly.
Swish!
She flashed forward and headed straight towards Piaomiao Peak with great momentum.
Many female disciples who were still practicing on the mountain were frightened and could not believe that this was their usually gentle and intellectual Master.
"What to do? What to do!" On Piaomiao Peak, Zhao Ling'er stamped her feet anxiously, "It's all your fault, why are you making trouble at this time!"
Princess Mingyue almost cried and apologized quickly: "Yes, I'm sorry, it's my fault this time."
Boom.
The master of Tianxiang Peak has descended from the sky, his thick spiritual consciousness firmly locked on Zhao Ling'er, and he ducked in front of him, his beautiful face without makeup, covered with frost, glaring at this evil disciple.
"Master, Master, this is all a misunderstanding." Zhao Ling'er cried sadly.
The master of Tianxiang Peak sneered, "Then let me ask you, is it Junior Brother Ye who caused this belly to grow bigger?"
Zhao Ling'er was stunned, then nodded and said weakly: "Yes..."
"Then you still want to quibble!"
The leader of Tianxiang Peak's apricot eyes widened and he scolded angrily.
Zhao Ling'er wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Senior, you have to believe Ling'er, you have really wronged her." Princess Mingyue felt sorry and said seriously.
"Who are you? Wait, your belly..." The master of Tianxiang Peak thought of something and trembled: "Junior Brother Ye is also responsible for this?"
"Strictly speaking." Princess Mingyue's face turned crimson, and she gently stroked her bulging belly, her voice like a mosquito, "Yes."
boom!
The master of Tianxiang Peak felt as if he was struck by five thunders and almost lost his balance.
Junior Brother Ye, you are a hidden pride in a golden house. You are hiding two pregnant women!
"Senior Sister Cai, what kind of wind has brought you here?"
A clear voice sounded slowly.
Ye Junlin walked over and said with an awkward smile.
Behind him were Li Wujie and Hong Qianye.
Because Hong Qianye's cultivation was at the peak of transcending tribulations, there was not much difference between her and Ye Junlin's cultivation, so the effect of the big belly finger did not last long and faded away after a few days.
When looking at the master of Tianxiang Peak who was raising his troops to question the crime, Hong Qianye's lips curved into a playful smile.
He knew something good was going on.
"Junior brother Ye, even if you have needs, you can't attack my apprentice secretly. What you do is so unethical! Senior sister is very disappointed in you!"
Looking at this silver-haired young man, the master of Tianxiang Peak felt heartbroken and said with a disappointed look on his face.
In fact, she wanted to scold her head and face: Why didn't you come to see Senior Sister? It’s not like Senior Sister is unwilling to give it to you!
But you happened to find Zhao Ling'er and got pregnant with the baby. How do you want your senior sister to face you and your apprentice in the future?
Scumbag!
But I swallowed these words in the end, as they were not suitable to be said on such an occasion.
Ye Junlin was helpless, "It's really not what you think."
"Okay, senior sister, I'm going to ask you whether it was you who caused their belly to grow bigger!"
"Yes……"
"Then what are you quibbling about? Is it a three-year-old child to be a senior sister?"
The master of Tianxiang Peak was very angry, and the filter he had for this silver-haired young man was completely shattered, replaced by deep disappointment.
What she hates most is a man who shirks his responsibilities even though he has already cooked the rice!
"Junior brother Ye, take care of yourself!"
With that said, the master of Tianxiang Peak waved his sleeves and was about to leave.
"Senior Sister Cai, actually I can also make your belly bigger."
Ye Junlin said calmly.
Peak Master of Tianxiang Peak:? ? ?
What a tiger's word!
"Junior brother Ye, please respect yourself!" The master of Tianxiang Peak gritted his teeth and took a few steps back, with a faint blush on his cheeks.
She had had this idea before, and sometimes she would dream about this scene when she was meditating late at night. Now that she heard the other person say it in person, the feeling was particularly strong.
But now, she can't accept it!
"Hey, why do you all have to force me?"
Ye Junlin looked depressed, the matter had reached this point and he had to prove it.
Then under the expectant eyes of everyone, Ye Junlin raised his finger and pointed towards the beautiful figure.
The fingertips flashed with light, and the breath exploded.
Big belly finger!
"what……"
The next second, cold sweat broke out on the Tianxiang Peak Peak Master's forehead. He was horrified to find that there was a sharp pain in his stomach, and then it swelled rapidly, like a woman who was ten months pregnant.
"I am pregnant?"
"Wait a minute, there are no signs of life in my belly. It turns out this is fake!"
The beautiful woman in palace attire with a big belly exclaimed.
The domineering point of the belly finger is that it can create the illusion that the target is pregnant with a fetus. Of course, this is from the perspective of outsiders. Only those who have experienced it personally can see through the clues.
"Master, do you believe me now?" Zhao Ling'er pursed her lips in aggrieved tone.
"Yes." The master of Tianxiang Peak caressed the swollen belly. Although he knew it was fake, he still felt very immersed in it for some reason. At this time, the brilliance of motherhood emanated, tranquility and peace.
"During this period, you can just stay in the mountains and live in harmony." Ye Junlin rubbed his brows.
"Okay." The three pregnant women nodded in unison at the same time.
the other side.
In the woods, the Jarhead boy who happened to be out for a walk was so frightened when he saw this scene of ruined views that he turned around and stepped back, his pace speeding up a lot.
We don’t know anything, and we don’t dare to ask…
