Chapter 68 The fairy’s farts smell so good!
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Shi Shang Zui Shuai Zuo Zhe
Bai Xiaoxi was stunned in place, and when she saw the snacks that were taken away, crystal tears welled up in her eyes.
Hong Qianye weighed the feed bag in her hand, and her smile became even wider. When she saw Bai Xiaoxi's aggrieved look, she scolded, "Why are you crying? Hold it back! Also, don't tell Master about this matter. ,Understand?!"
Hong Qianye's aura was so overwhelming that Bai Xiaoxi shrank her neck in fright and said weakly: "Okay..."
"Why are you still here? Hurry up and disappear from my eyes!" Hong Qianye said impatiently.
I get angry when I see this stupid mouse!
Bai Xiaoxi held back her tears, turned around and ran away.
The senior brother snatched Shushu’s snacks, and Shushu felt so miserable!
Looking at the fleeing figure, Hong Qianye showed a contemptuous smile on her lips.
Little mouse, I will take care of you directly!
Hong Qianye lowered his head and looked at the feed in his hand, his eyes twinkling.
Hum hum, next is the moment to break through the tribulation in one fell swoop.
For fear of causing misfortune, Hong Qianye poured the entire bag of feed into her mouth without saying a word.
Well, the milky aroma is very strong, fragrant and sweet, melts in your mouth, and it’s so delicious!
After eating, Hong Qianye's brows knitted into knots, and a look of surprise flashed in her eyes.
what happened?
Why does my stomach feel so bloated?
What Hong Qianye doesn't know is that this is feed specially given to pet animals. If humans eat it, a rejection reaction will form in their bodies, and there will be no effect on improving their cultivation at all.
At this time, balls of pure energy were running wildly in Hong Qianye's lower abdomen.
"No, if this continues..." Hong Qianye's face changed drastically, and she was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on her forehead.
If this energy is allowed to rage, his body will break down!
Solutions must be taken quickly!
Thoughts turn.
Hong Qianye stepped forward decisively, directing the energy in her lower abdomen. Her originally fair face turned as red as an apple, big beads of sweat dripped down, and her breathing became rapid.
puff--!
A loud fart sound was made, and a strong flow of energy was released.
Now, on Kunpeng's back, in addition to the palace that Ye Junlin moved, there are also pavilions, courtyard bridges, sand and vegetation. From a distance, it looks like a small resort island.
The noise caused by this fart was like a bomb detonating, causing a large amount of sand and dust to fly and the woods to rustle.
Hong Qianye only felt that there was an invisible force bursting out from under his buttocks, supporting his body to rise up from the ground and fly into the air.
Bai Xiaoxi has been depressed since the snacks were taken away.
Ye Junlin was leaning on a reclining chair and enjoying the sunbath as usual. He noticed Bai Xiaoxi approaching in a depressed mood and asked doubtfully: "Xiao Xi, what's wrong with you?"
On weekdays, this mouse is heartless and full of energy all the time. What's wrong now?
Bai Xiaoxi wanted to speak, but when she thought of the consequences, she had no choice but to swallow the words that came to her mouth.
Shushu felt bitter in his heart, but Shushu didn’t say anything.
Bai Xiaoxi felt that if she told the Master about this, the Master would definitely punish Brother Hong, and he would definitely hate him even more.
Bai Xiaoxi came to the side silently, picked up the milk tea on the table and started to sip it. When she was in a bad mood, drinking something sweet would heal herself.
Ye Junlin frowned and was about to ask, when he heard a loud bang and the whole island shook slightly.
"what happened?!"
Ye Junlin suddenly sat up from the recliner and opened his eyes wide.
At this moment, he saw a red-clothed figure jumping into the sky and escaping from Kunpeng's flight path.
Ye Junlin reached out his hand, and a terrifying suction force erupted from his palm, directly pulling the opponent back from a thousand meters away.
Swish.
Hong Qianye stumbled to the ground, her delicate and flawless face so red that it was bleeding, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
The dignified leader of the demon sect actually farted just now! ?
Moreover, it was a very big and loud fart!
"Enemy attack! Master, there is an enemy attack!" Li Wujie rushed over in a hurry, holding a knife and shouting anxiously.
Ye Junlin: "..."
Feeling that the atmosphere was a little weird, Li Wuzhe froze on the spot, his face a little confused, "Uh, isn't it?"
Ye Junlin coughed a few times, stared at Hong Qianye and said seriously: "Xiaohong, tell me, what is going on?"
In front of this silver-haired young man, Hong Chiba's previous strength disappeared, replaced by a kind of uneasiness, uneasiness, and hesitation.
"Are you deaf? My teacher is asking you a question!" Ye Junlin scolded with eyes as bright as lightning.
boom!
A powerful aura erupted, like the might of heaven descending.
"Disciple realizes his mistake! Please forgive me, Master!" Hong Qianye's psychological defense collapsed, and she subconsciously fell to her knees, lowering her head and shouting.
He knew that the guy in front of him loved the stupid mouse the most. If the robbery was found out, he would have to be skinned even if he didn't die.
Ye Junlin touched his nose, feeling a little depressed.
Isn't it just a fart? Why should I be so scared?
Could it be that he is really too harsh on his disciples?
"Ugh."
Suddenly, cold sweat broke out on Hong Chiba's forehead, the muscles on her face were twitching, and her body was shaking uncontrollably, as if she was trying hard to hold something in, but it was difficult.
"You, what are you..." Ye Junlin raised his eyebrows.
puff--! ! !
A loud fart sound sounded, and the huge air current spread suddenly, causing Ye Junlin's long silver-white hair to dance wildly, and his face was full of shock.
Hong Qianye was ejected again and was thrown into the sky by a fart.
"Senior Brother Hong!" Li Wujie said in astonishment.
Bai Xiaoxi sniffed, her face showing surprise, "Senior Brother Hong's fart smells so good!"
That's right.
The gas released by red millet leaves not only does not have any odor, but is full of rich milk fragrance, which makes people feel good after smelling it.
Ye Junlin was confused, what on earth is going on?
Why does a Mahayana monk fart all of a sudden? And this fart smells weird!
Suddenly, Ye Junlin thought of something, turned to look at Bai Xiaoxi, and asked, "Did that guy steal your snacks?"
Bai Xiaoxi looked nervous and said cautiously: "Yes, Shushu gave it to him. Senior Brother Hong said he also wanted to try it."
"Ha ha."
Ye Junlin sneered.
He guessed at once that Hong Qianye must have had evil thoughts and snatched it away from Bai Xiaoxi's hand after seeing the efficacy of the best pet animal feed. As a result, the pet animal feed was only for beasts and not suitable for humans. , which resulted in the current scene.
He even robbed the belongings of his junior sister. He really has a demonic nature in his heart. It seems that he needs to be trained well.
Bai Xiaoxi asked weakly: "Master, do we want to help Senior Brother Hong?"
"Ignore him, he deserves it. It will be fine after he farts." Ye Junlin snorted coldly.
Leaning lazily on the reclining chair again, smelling the fragrance of milk in the air, Ye Junlin looked a little intoxicated, and suddenly he reacted suddenly, his face darkened, "Holy shit!"
What is this?
His master actually smells his apprentice's farts?
Ye Junlin rolled down his sleeves with a dark face, and the milky fragrance in the air was swept away, and his expression softened a lot.
Li Wujie stood there blankly, confused from beginning to end.
Because what happened today was so bizarre, he was a little confused for a while.
Hey, I slipped away and went to practice my sword.
at this time.
Hong Qianye gritted his teeth, still digesting the energy in his stomach, and bursts of gas shot out from behind his butt from time to time, propelling him across the mountains, rivers and seas, chasing the direction in which Kunpeng disappeared.
"Finish your fart, then come back and accept your punishment!" From a distance, a cold voice fell on my ears.
"Yes, Master..." Hong Qianye looked bitter and felt very regretful in her heart.
Fortunately, this scene was not seen by his former enemies, otherwise he would really have no shame in living in this world!
"Hey, look, what a beautiful fairy!" In a remote village, the villagers raised their heads one after another, looking at the red Qianye passing by from the sky, and shouted happily.
"Huh? There is a strange sound." Someone pricked up his ears and opened his eyes curiously when he heard the popping sound.
"Why do I think this sound sounds like farting?" A cowherd boy said in surprise.
"Nonsense! How could such a beautiful fairy fart?" The old village chief held a cane in his hand, knocked the cowboy on the head and yelled.
Immediately, he looked at the majestic figure in red on the horizon, and shouted excitedly: "This is the fairy descending the fairy energy! Fuze, Jiba Village! Everyone, breathe in the fairy spirit! Breathe in!"
"Fairy Qi? It turns out this is fairy Qi! No wonder I smell so good!"
"Quick, quick, quick, inhale the immortal energy!"
The entire villagers in Jiba Village were excited, scrambling to run in the direction of Hong Qianye, sucking hard with their noses, and their faces were filled with excitement, as if the more they sucked, the greater the benefits.
And this incident will become a legend in this village in the future. It is said that on a sunny morning, a beautiful fairy in red happened to pass by Jiba Village. Seeing that the local villagers were simple and kind, she deliberately dropped auspicious fairy lights. The villagers at that time benefited from this, and they were all lively and vigorous, walking as fast as flying...
Hong Qianye weighed the feed bag in her hand, and her smile became even wider. When she saw Bai Xiaoxi's aggrieved look, she scolded, "Why are you crying? Hold it back! Also, don't tell Master about this matter. ,Understand?!"
Hong Qianye's aura was so overwhelming that Bai Xiaoxi shrank her neck in fright and said weakly: "Okay..."
"Why are you still here? Hurry up and disappear from my eyes!" Hong Qianye said impatiently.
I get angry when I see this stupid mouse!
Bai Xiaoxi held back her tears, turned around and ran away.
The senior brother snatched Shushu’s snacks, and Shushu felt so miserable!
Looking at the fleeing figure, Hong Qianye showed a contemptuous smile on her lips.
Little mouse, I will take care of you directly!
Hong Qianye lowered his head and looked at the feed in his hand, his eyes twinkling.
Hum hum, next is the moment to break through the tribulation in one fell swoop.
For fear of causing misfortune, Hong Qianye poured the entire bag of feed into her mouth without saying a word.
Well, the milky aroma is very strong, fragrant and sweet, melts in your mouth, and it’s so delicious!
After eating, Hong Qianye's brows knitted into knots, and a look of surprise flashed in her eyes.
what happened?
Why does my stomach feel so bloated?
What Hong Qianye doesn't know is that this is feed specially given to pet animals. If humans eat it, a rejection reaction will form in their bodies, and there will be no effect on improving their cultivation at all.
At this time, balls of pure energy were running wildly in Hong Qianye's lower abdomen.
"No, if this continues..." Hong Qianye's face changed drastically, and she was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on her forehead.
If this energy is allowed to rage, his body will break down!
Solutions must be taken quickly!
Thoughts turn.
Hong Qianye stepped forward decisively, directing the energy in her lower abdomen. Her originally fair face turned as red as an apple, big beads of sweat dripped down, and her breathing became rapid.
puff--!
A loud fart sound was made, and a strong flow of energy was released.
Now, on Kunpeng's back, in addition to the palace that Ye Junlin moved, there are also pavilions, courtyard bridges, sand and vegetation. From a distance, it looks like a small resort island.
The noise caused by this fart was like a bomb detonating, causing a large amount of sand and dust to fly and the woods to rustle.
Hong Qianye only felt that there was an invisible force bursting out from under his buttocks, supporting his body to rise up from the ground and fly into the air.
Bai Xiaoxi has been depressed since the snacks were taken away.
Ye Junlin was leaning on a reclining chair and enjoying the sunbath as usual. He noticed Bai Xiaoxi approaching in a depressed mood and asked doubtfully: "Xiao Xi, what's wrong with you?"
On weekdays, this mouse is heartless and full of energy all the time. What's wrong now?
Bai Xiaoxi wanted to speak, but when she thought of the consequences, she had no choice but to swallow the words that came to her mouth.
Shushu felt bitter in his heart, but Shushu didn’t say anything.
Bai Xiaoxi felt that if she told the Master about this, the Master would definitely punish Brother Hong, and he would definitely hate him even more.
Bai Xiaoxi came to the side silently, picked up the milk tea on the table and started to sip it. When she was in a bad mood, drinking something sweet would heal herself.
Ye Junlin frowned and was about to ask, when he heard a loud bang and the whole island shook slightly.
"what happened?!"
Ye Junlin suddenly sat up from the recliner and opened his eyes wide.
At this moment, he saw a red-clothed figure jumping into the sky and escaping from Kunpeng's flight path.
Ye Junlin reached out his hand, and a terrifying suction force erupted from his palm, directly pulling the opponent back from a thousand meters away.
Swish.
Hong Qianye stumbled to the ground, her delicate and flawless face so red that it was bleeding, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
The dignified leader of the demon sect actually farted just now! ?
Moreover, it was a very big and loud fart!
"Enemy attack! Master, there is an enemy attack!" Li Wujie rushed over in a hurry, holding a knife and shouting anxiously.
Ye Junlin: "..."
Feeling that the atmosphere was a little weird, Li Wuzhe froze on the spot, his face a little confused, "Uh, isn't it?"
Ye Junlin coughed a few times, stared at Hong Qianye and said seriously: "Xiaohong, tell me, what is going on?"
In front of this silver-haired young man, Hong Chiba's previous strength disappeared, replaced by a kind of uneasiness, uneasiness, and hesitation.
"Are you deaf? My teacher is asking you a question!" Ye Junlin scolded with eyes as bright as lightning.
boom!
A powerful aura erupted, like the might of heaven descending.
"Disciple realizes his mistake! Please forgive me, Master!" Hong Qianye's psychological defense collapsed, and she subconsciously fell to her knees, lowering her head and shouting.
He knew that the guy in front of him loved the stupid mouse the most. If the robbery was found out, he would have to be skinned even if he didn't die.
Ye Junlin touched his nose, feeling a little depressed.
Isn't it just a fart? Why should I be so scared?
Could it be that he is really too harsh on his disciples?
"Ugh."
Suddenly, cold sweat broke out on Hong Chiba's forehead, the muscles on her face were twitching, and her body was shaking uncontrollably, as if she was trying hard to hold something in, but it was difficult.
"You, what are you..." Ye Junlin raised his eyebrows.
puff--! ! !
A loud fart sound sounded, and the huge air current spread suddenly, causing Ye Junlin's long silver-white hair to dance wildly, and his face was full of shock.
Hong Qianye was ejected again and was thrown into the sky by a fart.
"Senior Brother Hong!" Li Wujie said in astonishment.
Bai Xiaoxi sniffed, her face showing surprise, "Senior Brother Hong's fart smells so good!"
That's right.
The gas released by red millet leaves not only does not have any odor, but is full of rich milk fragrance, which makes people feel good after smelling it.
Ye Junlin was confused, what on earth is going on?
Why does a Mahayana monk fart all of a sudden? And this fart smells weird!
Suddenly, Ye Junlin thought of something, turned to look at Bai Xiaoxi, and asked, "Did that guy steal your snacks?"
Bai Xiaoxi looked nervous and said cautiously: "Yes, Shushu gave it to him. Senior Brother Hong said he also wanted to try it."
"Ha ha."
Ye Junlin sneered.
He guessed at once that Hong Qianye must have had evil thoughts and snatched it away from Bai Xiaoxi's hand after seeing the efficacy of the best pet animal feed. As a result, the pet animal feed was only for beasts and not suitable for humans. , which resulted in the current scene.
He even robbed the belongings of his junior sister. He really has a demonic nature in his heart. It seems that he needs to be trained well.
Bai Xiaoxi asked weakly: "Master, do we want to help Senior Brother Hong?"
"Ignore him, he deserves it. It will be fine after he farts." Ye Junlin snorted coldly.
Leaning lazily on the reclining chair again, smelling the fragrance of milk in the air, Ye Junlin looked a little intoxicated, and suddenly he reacted suddenly, his face darkened, "Holy shit!"
What is this?
His master actually smells his apprentice's farts?
Ye Junlin rolled down his sleeves with a dark face, and the milky fragrance in the air was swept away, and his expression softened a lot.
Li Wujie stood there blankly, confused from beginning to end.
Because what happened today was so bizarre, he was a little confused for a while.
Hey, I slipped away and went to practice my sword.
at this time.
Hong Qianye gritted his teeth, still digesting the energy in his stomach, and bursts of gas shot out from behind his butt from time to time, propelling him across the mountains, rivers and seas, chasing the direction in which Kunpeng disappeared.
"Finish your fart, then come back and accept your punishment!" From a distance, a cold voice fell on my ears.
"Yes, Master..." Hong Qianye looked bitter and felt very regretful in her heart.
Fortunately, this scene was not seen by his former enemies, otherwise he would really have no shame in living in this world!
"Hey, look, what a beautiful fairy!" In a remote village, the villagers raised their heads one after another, looking at the red Qianye passing by from the sky, and shouted happily.
"Huh? There is a strange sound." Someone pricked up his ears and opened his eyes curiously when he heard the popping sound.
"Why do I think this sound sounds like farting?" A cowherd boy said in surprise.
"Nonsense! How could such a beautiful fairy fart?" The old village chief held a cane in his hand, knocked the cowboy on the head and yelled.
Immediately, he looked at the majestic figure in red on the horizon, and shouted excitedly: "This is the fairy descending the fairy energy! Fuze, Jiba Village! Everyone, breathe in the fairy spirit! Breathe in!"
"Fairy Qi? It turns out this is fairy Qi! No wonder I smell so good!"
"Quick, quick, quick, inhale the immortal energy!"
The entire villagers in Jiba Village were excited, scrambling to run in the direction of Hong Qianye, sucking hard with their noses, and their faces were filled with excitement, as if the more they sucked, the greater the benefits.
And this incident will become a legend in this village in the future. It is said that on a sunny morning, a beautiful fairy in red happened to pass by Jiba Village. Seeing that the local villagers were simple and kind, she deliberately dropped auspicious fairy lights. The villagers at that time benefited from this, and they were all lively and vigorous, walking as fast as flying...
