Chapter 222 Hong Zun, I will kill you
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Jiu Yu
Qi Xiong cried silently, while in Shisong Cave, the two brothers drank happily.
"How about senior brother? This is the peach blossom wine I got from Zuixian Tower in Sanyuan City. I have been eyeing it for a long time. It arrived today. Junior brother, I got it right away."
There was a trace of blush on both of their faces. Neither Shi Song nor Hong Zun used their spiritual power to resolve the drunkenness. What's the point of that?
Hearing this, Shi Song raised his glass and smiled.
"Yes, Peach Blossom Wine is indeed one of the top ten famous wines in Dongzhou."
"Hehe, it's fine if you like it, senior brother, but the best way to drink this peach blossom wine is with the hot springs."
"spa?"
"Yeah, soaking in the hot springs and drinking peach blossom wine at the same time, that's what I call the fairy feeling."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Then let's go to the hot spring to drink?"
"Junior brother has exactly what he means."
Immediately, the two of them transferred directly from Shisong Cave Mansion to Tangquan.
This hot spring is also located in Daoyizong. To put it bluntly, it is the spring of an underground hot spring. There are more than a hundred bathing pools. Disciples can come here to take a bath in their free time. As for other effects, it has no other effects, but because the sect does not charge It is a sect point, so many disciples still like to come here.
Soaking in hot springs and drinking peach blossom wine is indeed, as Hong Zun said, so relaxing.
Therefore, Lycopodium quickly became drunk.
He hugged Hong Zun and burst into tears.
"Junior brother, you don't know the suffering of senior brother. Senior brother is in charge of the Law Enforcement Hall. This is not what a human should do. Especially you, Shenjianfeng, have made senior brother and I miserable... ....."
A bad old man was hugging another bad old man, crying like a pear blossom with rain, and the disciples around him looked at him one after another.
Faced with countless stares, even Hong Zun was a little embarrassed, mainly because neither of them had any clothes on.
The picture was a bit jarring, and I don't know if it was the effect of the wine or the shame, but Hong Zun's face turned red.
"That senior brother, you drank too much............."
"I didn't. I've never been soberer than I am now in this year."
"Senior brother, why don't you use your spiritual power to solve it?"
"What are you talking about? I used to be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Can a little peach blossom wine make me drunk? Junior brother, come here, let's drink again and see how senior brother spins one for you."
"Damn it, senior brother, please take it easy."
Shi Song really went crazy drinking, mainly because the atmosphere was so special.
In such an atmosphere, Hong Zun, who originally wanted to persuade him, got high without knowing it.
Late at night in the hot spring, two old men stood in the hot spring pool with their arms around each other's shoulders, each holding a pot of peach blossom stuffed wine and talking vaguely.
"Junior brother, do you know that when he first joined the Taoist Sect, he was also a first-rate handsome man. At that time, Junior Sister Baihua even wrote a love letter to him."
"Senior brother, just brag. Why don't you say that Junior Sister Jueying has also written it."
"If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten. You really wrote it. Moreover, when senior brother and junior sister Jueying went on a mission together, senior brother remembered that they were chasing down a demon cultivator. His name was...what's his name? I can't remember. At that time, my senior brother was only in the Purple Mansion Realm, and he was almost killed by the demon cultivator... ..”
"Have you been talking for a long time about the matter of Junior Sister Jueying and Junior Sister?"
"Don't worry, it will be here soon. In the end, senior brother slashed the demon cultivator to death. Junior sister Jueying was the one I fell in love with at that time."
"boast."
"Don't believe me, do you know what my senior brother's name was when he was young?"
"Old stubborn?"
"wrong."
"Stubborn stone?"
"Jade-faced flying dragon......"
In the end, he drank it all. It wasn't until the sky turned bright the next day that Hong Zun opened his eyes in a daze.
After taking a look at the sky, his expression suddenly changed.
"Fuck."
There was still a quarter of an hour before breakfast, and he completely forgot that there was a person sleeping next to him. Hong Zun got up and left in a hurry, even forgetting to make up for the restraint.
When taking a bath last night, a barricade was placed behind Hong Zun. The outside could not see inside or hear the sound. After all, the two of them were a peak master and an elder of the Law Enforcement Hall. Their drunken ugliness would certainly not be tolerated by the disciples. Look.
But now, Hong Zun was busy going to have breakfast and simply forgot about it.
He dodged and ran towards Divine Sword Peak.
The sun rose slowly, and Dao Yizong's day began again with the noise of Divine Sword Peak.
In the kitchen, Hong Zun, who finally caught up, was drinking spiritual rice porridge, eating fried dough sticks, and pickles, his face looking a little shaken.
"Damn it, were you listening to music yesterday? That's not funny, you didn't even call me."
Seeing his appearance, Qingshi shouted loudly.
Hearing this, Hong Zun glanced at him angrily.
"Go away, you think I am you. I was drinking with Senior Brother Shi Song yesterday. I drank too much..."
Just as he was talking, Hong Zun seemed to suddenly think of something, and his eyes suddenly widened.
"Damn it, Senior Brother Shisong..."
Immediately, under the puzzled eyes of Qingshi, Zhang Tianzhen and Baihua Fairy, he finished the rice porridge in several mouthfuls, stuffed the fried dough sticks and pickles into his mouth, and stood up in a hurry.
"I had to go out for shelter. Senior Brother Shisong came to see me and said that I was away from the sect because of something."
Before he could finish his words, the figure had disappeared into the sky.
"What's wrong? Who stepped on his tail?"
Regarding this, Qingshi and the other three were all confused and inexplicable so early in the morning.
After breakfast, the disciples dispersed one after another. Qingshi, Zhang Tianzhen, and Baihua Fairy were also busy with their own affairs.
In the Tangquan on the other side, several female disciples must have just finished practicing, and they were walking towards here talking and laughing.
It was early in the morning and there was no one in Tangquan.
"It's better to come here in the morning because there's no one around."
"Hey, what is that?"
"Human?"
"Why aren't there any bans on bathing?"
"Wait a minute, it seems to be the second elder."
It is very common for disciples who come to Tangquan to set up their own restrictions. But early in the morning, an old man was lying in the hot spring pool, and there were no restrictions around him.
The women were talking in low voices. At this moment, Shi Song seemed to be awakened. He slowly opened his eyes, and then met the eyes of several female disciples.
After confirming their eyes, several female disciples smiled coquettishly.
"That...the second elder is so elegant."
Ok? ? ?
Maybe he just woke up and was still a little dazed. He stood up unsteadily and muttered something.
"I still can't drink so much anymore."
Suddenly I felt a chill in my crotch, and I saw the blushing faces of several female disciples. I slowly lowered my head to look, and then, a roar of an angry dragon sounded in the spring.
"Hong Zun, I'm going to kill you."
"ah.............."
There was also a faint scream from a woman.
Several female disciples were frightened by Shi Song's roar, and thought they were going to be killed. But when they reacted, they found that Shi Song was no longer there, and they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Huh, you scared me to death."
"Me too, I thought I was dead."
"I just didn't expect that the second elder would have such a hobby."
"But the second elder is really getting stronger with age."
"How about senior brother? This is the peach blossom wine I got from Zuixian Tower in Sanyuan City. I have been eyeing it for a long time. It arrived today. Junior brother, I got it right away."
There was a trace of blush on both of their faces. Neither Shi Song nor Hong Zun used their spiritual power to resolve the drunkenness. What's the point of that?
Hearing this, Shi Song raised his glass and smiled.
"Yes, Peach Blossom Wine is indeed one of the top ten famous wines in Dongzhou."
"Hehe, it's fine if you like it, senior brother, but the best way to drink this peach blossom wine is with the hot springs."
"spa?"
"Yeah, soaking in the hot springs and drinking peach blossom wine at the same time, that's what I call the fairy feeling."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Then let's go to the hot spring to drink?"
"Junior brother has exactly what he means."
Immediately, the two of them transferred directly from Shisong Cave Mansion to Tangquan.
This hot spring is also located in Daoyizong. To put it bluntly, it is the spring of an underground hot spring. There are more than a hundred bathing pools. Disciples can come here to take a bath in their free time. As for other effects, it has no other effects, but because the sect does not charge It is a sect point, so many disciples still like to come here.
Soaking in hot springs and drinking peach blossom wine is indeed, as Hong Zun said, so relaxing.
Therefore, Lycopodium quickly became drunk.
He hugged Hong Zun and burst into tears.
"Junior brother, you don't know the suffering of senior brother. Senior brother is in charge of the Law Enforcement Hall. This is not what a human should do. Especially you, Shenjianfeng, have made senior brother and I miserable... ....."
A bad old man was hugging another bad old man, crying like a pear blossom with rain, and the disciples around him looked at him one after another.
Faced with countless stares, even Hong Zun was a little embarrassed, mainly because neither of them had any clothes on.
The picture was a bit jarring, and I don't know if it was the effect of the wine or the shame, but Hong Zun's face turned red.
"That senior brother, you drank too much............."
"I didn't. I've never been soberer than I am now in this year."
"Senior brother, why don't you use your spiritual power to solve it?"
"What are you talking about? I used to be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Can a little peach blossom wine make me drunk? Junior brother, come here, let's drink again and see how senior brother spins one for you."
"Damn it, senior brother, please take it easy."
Shi Song really went crazy drinking, mainly because the atmosphere was so special.
In such an atmosphere, Hong Zun, who originally wanted to persuade him, got high without knowing it.
Late at night in the hot spring, two old men stood in the hot spring pool with their arms around each other's shoulders, each holding a pot of peach blossom stuffed wine and talking vaguely.
"Junior brother, do you know that when he first joined the Taoist Sect, he was also a first-rate handsome man. At that time, Junior Sister Baihua even wrote a love letter to him."
"Senior brother, just brag. Why don't you say that Junior Sister Jueying has also written it."
"If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten. You really wrote it. Moreover, when senior brother and junior sister Jueying went on a mission together, senior brother remembered that they were chasing down a demon cultivator. His name was...what's his name? I can't remember. At that time, my senior brother was only in the Purple Mansion Realm, and he was almost killed by the demon cultivator... ..”
"Have you been talking for a long time about the matter of Junior Sister Jueying and Junior Sister?"
"Don't worry, it will be here soon. In the end, senior brother slashed the demon cultivator to death. Junior sister Jueying was the one I fell in love with at that time."
"boast."
"Don't believe me, do you know what my senior brother's name was when he was young?"
"Old stubborn?"
"wrong."
"Stubborn stone?"
"Jade-faced flying dragon......"
In the end, he drank it all. It wasn't until the sky turned bright the next day that Hong Zun opened his eyes in a daze.
After taking a look at the sky, his expression suddenly changed.
"Fuck."
There was still a quarter of an hour before breakfast, and he completely forgot that there was a person sleeping next to him. Hong Zun got up and left in a hurry, even forgetting to make up for the restraint.
When taking a bath last night, a barricade was placed behind Hong Zun. The outside could not see inside or hear the sound. After all, the two of them were a peak master and an elder of the Law Enforcement Hall. Their drunken ugliness would certainly not be tolerated by the disciples. Look.
But now, Hong Zun was busy going to have breakfast and simply forgot about it.
He dodged and ran towards Divine Sword Peak.
The sun rose slowly, and Dao Yizong's day began again with the noise of Divine Sword Peak.
In the kitchen, Hong Zun, who finally caught up, was drinking spiritual rice porridge, eating fried dough sticks, and pickles, his face looking a little shaken.
"Damn it, were you listening to music yesterday? That's not funny, you didn't even call me."
Seeing his appearance, Qingshi shouted loudly.
Hearing this, Hong Zun glanced at him angrily.
"Go away, you think I am you. I was drinking with Senior Brother Shi Song yesterday. I drank too much..."
Just as he was talking, Hong Zun seemed to suddenly think of something, and his eyes suddenly widened.
"Damn it, Senior Brother Shisong..."
Immediately, under the puzzled eyes of Qingshi, Zhang Tianzhen and Baihua Fairy, he finished the rice porridge in several mouthfuls, stuffed the fried dough sticks and pickles into his mouth, and stood up in a hurry.
"I had to go out for shelter. Senior Brother Shisong came to see me and said that I was away from the sect because of something."
Before he could finish his words, the figure had disappeared into the sky.
"What's wrong? Who stepped on his tail?"
Regarding this, Qingshi and the other three were all confused and inexplicable so early in the morning.
After breakfast, the disciples dispersed one after another. Qingshi, Zhang Tianzhen, and Baihua Fairy were also busy with their own affairs.
In the Tangquan on the other side, several female disciples must have just finished practicing, and they were walking towards here talking and laughing.
It was early in the morning and there was no one in Tangquan.
"It's better to come here in the morning because there's no one around."
"Hey, what is that?"
"Human?"
"Why aren't there any bans on bathing?"
"Wait a minute, it seems to be the second elder."
It is very common for disciples who come to Tangquan to set up their own restrictions. But early in the morning, an old man was lying in the hot spring pool, and there were no restrictions around him.
The women were talking in low voices. At this moment, Shi Song seemed to be awakened. He slowly opened his eyes, and then met the eyes of several female disciples.
After confirming their eyes, several female disciples smiled coquettishly.
"That...the second elder is so elegant."
Ok? ? ?
Maybe he just woke up and was still a little dazed. He stood up unsteadily and muttered something.
"I still can't drink so much anymore."
Suddenly I felt a chill in my crotch, and I saw the blushing faces of several female disciples. I slowly lowered my head to look, and then, a roar of an angry dragon sounded in the spring.
"Hong Zun, I'm going to kill you."
"ah.............."
There was also a faint scream from a woman.
Several female disciples were frightened by Shi Song's roar, and thought they were going to be killed. But when they reacted, they found that Shi Song was no longer there, and they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Huh, you scared me to death."
"Me too, I thought I was dead."
"I just didn't expect that the second elder would have such a hobby."
"But the second elder is really getting stronger with age."
