Chapter 68 Yu Xiaogang burned himself with a fart

Chapter 68 Yu Xiaogang burned himself with a fart

"Nonsense! You are so disrespectful to the elders. Is this how your teacher teaches you?" Yu Xiaogang angrily scolded the blond boy in front of him and the chubby boy next to the former.

After that, Yu Xiaogang directly summoned Luo Sanpao, and the pressure of the twenty-ninth-level great soul master was immediately released from his and Luo Sanpao's bodies!

"Don't call Flender again, don't blame me for being rude to you!" Yu Xiaogang pretended to be serious, with a deep expression, trying to scare these two boys who had no respect for him.

"puff!"

"Hahaha, what kind of rubbish martial spirit is this!"

"Did you see Boss Dai? Hahaha~~~"

Seeing Luo Sanpao's naive look, the little fat man couldn't help but chuckle, and then burst out laughing.

Grass! (a plant)

Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he cursed in his heart, veins popped out on his forehead, and he was gnashing his teeth.

How dare this little fat man humiliate him like this.

When I meet Flanders later, I must ask him to fire this guy who doesn’t understand and respect teachers.

hateful!

"Hmph! You really are a liar, such a trash Wuhun dare to say that he is our principal's friend." Dai Mobai said with a contemptuous smile.

Seeing Luo Sanpao's appearance, Dai Mobai, who was born in the royal family, could tell at a glance that Yu Xiaogang's martial spirit was just garbage among the mutated martial arts, and a gleam of contempt flashed in his eyes.

"Don't think that we don't dare to hit you because you have level 29 soul power. Let me tell you, the purpose of our Shrek Academy is not to cause trouble. You are mediocre."

"If it weren't for the fact that you are a disabled person, I would have attacked you long ago."

"While I don't want to do anything to you yet, keep the money you have and get out of here."

Dai Mobai exuded a kingly aura, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Yu Xiaogang with a domineering look, completely ignoring Yu Xiaogang, a disabled person with a broken leg.

"Bastard!"

When Yu Xiaogang saw that Dai Mobai had become so lawless, he actually publicly told him to keep the money? !

Isn't this Chi Guoguo's robbery? !

So he cursed loudly and said: "If you are not strict in teaching, you are a lazy teacher! It seems that Flanders has never disciplined you well at all!"

"Today I am going to teach you a lesson on his behalf, what it means that elders should not be insulted!"

Yu Xiaogang took out two radishes from the soul guide and threw them to Luo Sanpao. After letting the latter eat them quickly, he gave orders to the two people in front of him!

"The fart is like thunder, and the sky and the earth are shattered with three cannons!"

Luo Sanpao immediately turned around, and his round body suddenly jumped into the air. His whole body expanded rapidly, as if he had accumulated countless energy, and then he heard a thunderous roar.

A powerful impact and a stench that no one dared to smell instantly rushed towards Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun.

"Fuck!" Dai Mobai was about to take action when he suddenly smelled the stench of farts. A disgusted expression appeared on his face, and he turned around and shouted: "Fat man, this guy's soul skill is actually farting!"

Dai Mobai was not willing to fight his opponent in the smell of farts, so his soul power immediately circulated in his body and he retreated violently.

"fart?"

"Hmph, dare to fart in front of me, young master, let's see what I can do to you!"

A big smile appeared on Ma Hongjun's chubby face. A fiery red light suddenly shone on his body, followed by a fire phoenix leaping out from behind him.

Seeing Ma Hongjun's martial spirit released, Yu Xiaogang was shocked and said in a voiceless voice: "Phoenix martial spirit?!!"

"The first soul skill, Phoenix Fire Wire!"

Ma Hongjun shouted loudly, opened his mouth and spat out, and a flame shot out of his mouth like a long snake.

The fire snake was like an arrow from a string, going straight through Luo Sanpao's blast of heaven and earth. With the blessing of Luo Sanpao's fart, the original fire snake suddenly turned the entire fart in front of Yu Xiaogang into a sea of ​​fire, directly burning it. Yu Xiaogang and Luo Sanpao cover.

"Do not!!!"

When Yu Xiaogang saw the sea of ​​flames, his face turned pale with fright, he didn't care about Luo Sanpao at all, he turned around and wanted to run away.

However, he forgot that his legs were broken, staggered, and fell to the ground with his wheelchair.

"Shh!"

The fire instantly fell on Luo Sanpao and Yu Xiaogang, and a shrill scream came out of Yu Xiaogang's mouth again.

"Hurry up and save me!"

"Hurry up and save me!"

Yu Xiaogang, who had already broken his leg, was attacked by flames again. The majestic expression on his face faded away and was replaced by an expression of extreme horror.

However, facing Yu Xiaogang's screams and pleas for help, Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun turned a deaf ear.

Dai Mobai was born into the royal family, and had experienced life and death. Personal death was completely normal for him.

Naturally, Ma Hongjun simply did not want to save Yu Xiaogang.

He won't have any sympathy for such people who dare to cause trouble without the strength.

Not daring to cause trouble is mediocre.

Such a mediocre person who dares to come out to cause trouble is simply more trash than trash!

"Dai Mobai, Ma Hongjun, what are you two doing?!"

Suddenly, a stern voice sounded in the air.

Dai Mobai and the two looked up, and it was none other than the dean of Shrek Academy, Flender.

"Why do people ask for help but you don't help!"

Flanders flapped his wings fiercely behind him, and the powerful soul power directly extinguished all the flames on Yu Xiaogang's body.

Although Flanders didn't mind killing people, he didn't want anyone to die at the gate of his college.

That would be too unlucky.

It is easy to affect his future enrollment.

Seeing the principal landing, Dai Mobai immediately said: "Principal, this guy is a liar."

"That's right, that's right."

Ma Hongjun noticed the instruction in Dai Mobai's eyes, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and said, "Teacher, this guy claims to be your friend."

"We see that his martial soul is very rubbish, how could he be your friend."

friend?

Flender frowned.

He remembered that his old friend Yu Xiaogang had written to him some time ago, saying that he was coming to see him.

Flanders actually wanted to refuse Yu Xiaogang's uninvited visit.

First, they haven't seen each other for a long time, so they have an unfamiliar relationship.

Secondly, it was because of what happened to Liu Erlong back then. He had clearly withdrawn and gave him Yu Xiaogang a chance. However, Yu Xiaogang, because of ridiculous family reasons, had caused Liu Erlong to remain alone and widowed to this day.

Every time he thought about this, Flanders wanted to slap him, Yu Xiaogang.

Third, and most important.

That was the statement issued by Wuhun Palace.

When he was wandering around on the mainland, he met Yu Xiaogang. The latter was eloquent and made many analyzes about his martial arts, which made him think that the latter must be a genius.

But now he knew that it turned out that Yu Xiaogang was just a person who plagiarized information from Wuhun Palace!

Such a person is not only a liar, but also caused him to lose the woman he loved.

If it hadn't been for his appearance back then, maybe he would have been with Liu Erlong long ago!

Does this bastard deserve to be his friend?

Pooh!

Flanders cursed in his mind, then looked back at Yu Xiaogang, who had been burned to coke, and suddenly smelled it.

His brows immediately knitted together: "Why does it smell like fart nearby? Which one of you farted?!"

Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun immediately shook their heads.

They couldn't finish such a big fart in one day.

"Is it you or who? Could it be the cripple who was burned by your flame?" Flender's eyes twitched and he shouted angrily.

"Yes, yes, that's him, teacher."

Ma Hongjun nodded like a fool and echoed: "This guy's martial spirit is like a dog, but his soul skill is still farting, hahaha~~~"

When he thought that the soul skill was a farting soul beast, Ma Hongjun immediately laughed.

"Xiao Gang?!"

As soon as he heard that the soul beast's soul skill was farting, Flanders immediately realized that the cripple who fell to the ground and was burned was actually Yu Xiaogang.

Flender immediately rushed in front of Yu Xiaogang, and was shocked when he saw Xiaogang who had been burned beyond recognition.

He didn't expect that Yu Xiaogang would come so quickly!

"You two, hurry up and call other teachers over to save people!" Flanders shouted at Ma Hongjun and Dai Mobai.

Although he was unhappy with Yu Xiaogang, Flanders never thought of killing him.

Originally, he wanted to wait for Yu Xiaogang to come and give him some money to send him back.

It's good now. Ma Hongjun and Dai Mobai, two bastards, directly injured people like this. It was such a coincidence that he had no choice but to bring Yu Xiaogang in.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mobai were shocked when they heard this and looked at each other.

They didn't expect that this lame useless soul master was really a friend of the dean (teacher), so they immediately ran into the college to call for help.

……

A few days later.

Inside Shrek Academy.

Yu Xiaogang opened his eyes suddenly.

"hiss!"

Just as he was about to get up, Yu Xiaogang immediately noticed the pain in his body.

It was the pain after being burned by fire, deep into the bone marrow.

"Where is this?"

Yu Xiaogang looked at the unfamiliar surroundings and murmured, "Is this the Shrek Academy?"

"Yes."

"This is Shrek Academy."

Suddenly, a voice caught Yu Xiaogang's attention.

Yu Xiaogang followed the sound and looked towards the door, only to see a familiar figure of a middle-aged man standing at the door, staring at him with complicated eyes.

"Flanders."

Yu Xiaogang was about to get up.

"Okay, sit down."

Flender walked to the bed, pressed Yu Xiaogang down again, and said angrily: "I already know what happened, tell me about you, you are so big, and you are angry with two children."

"If I hadn't come in time, I'm afraid you would have died under Ma Hongjun's soul ability and burned to death."

"Fortunately, people from our college treated you. After lying down for almost a week, you finally woke up. If you die here, I can't bear it."

Ma Hongjun?

Is it that little fat guy?

Yu Xiaogang snorted coldly: "What kind of students are you recruiting? They don't understand the principle of respecting teachers."

"They're all little monsters."

Flanders shook his head and said with a smile: "Ma Hongjun's martial spirit is a mutated evil fire phoenix, while the other boy has a white tiger martial spirit. Their innate soul power is both level nine."

"Talent is far beyond what ordinary people can compare."

Oh?

When Yu Xiaogang heard this, his eyes lit up, and then a small smile appeared on the corners of his mouth.

He didn't expect that the students Flanders received would be such good prospects.

However, compared with his direct disciple Xiao San, he is still far behind.

Flanders noticed the slight smile on Yu Xiaogang's lips, narrowed his eyes and said, "Why are you laughing?"

Yu Xiaogang said: "Nothing."

Yu Xiaogang changed the subject and asked: "I heard the other day that two of your students often go out to order twins. What's going on?"

Flanders said helplessly: "That boy Dai Mobai is naturally romantic and likes to flirt with women."

"As a teacher, I want to take care of him, but he has done well in his studies, and I can't find any reason to take care of him."

"Young people, it's time to get excited."

Thinking of Dai Mobai's different pupils, Yu Xiaogang felt an evil spirit.

Now that he is here, he must discipline this student well.

"And where is that Ma Hongjun?"

Yu Xiaogang asked again: "Is he only seven years old?"

Flanders shook his head again and said, "You don't understand."

"As I said just now, his martial spirit is a mutated martial spirit, it's an evil fire phoenix."

"Although he is a phoenix, he has evil fire in his body. He must sleep with a woman to release it, otherwise he will be burned by the evil fire and self-destructed."

Yu Xiaogang's expression changed. He did not expect that such a mutated martial spirit would exist.

He actually relies on being with a woman... Damn, it's really enviable.

Thinking of his martial spirit relying on farting to attack, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but secretly envy Ma Hongjun in his heart.

The mutated martial spirit Evil Fire Phoenix is ​​much stronger than his own Luo Sanpao.

If he had awakened some Evil Fire Tyrannosaurus Rex, he would not have ended up being expelled from his family.

Maybe relying on the Evil Fire Tyrannosaurus Rex, I can make a smooth living with the two dragons.

Seeing the loneliness in Yu Xiaogang's eyes, Flender asked, "What about you? What are you planning to do here?"

"I have heard about your deeds during this time."

Flanders was naturally referring to the loss of Master Yu Xiaogang's name and being accused by Wuhun Palace of plagiarizing its materials.

Yu Xiaogang didn't seem to hear the tone of Flanders' words, and said: "I can't stay in Notting City, so I can only come to you to ask for a job."

come here……

Flanders' mouth twitched.

You are a person who relies almost entirely on plagiarizing information from Wuhundian. What level of teaching can you have?

In all the years you have been in Notting City, I have never heard of a promising soul master coming from your sect.

However, Flender did not directly refuse, he nodded and said: "Yes."

"But right now we only have two students, that kid Dai Mobai and Ma Hongjun. If you think you can teach them, I have no problem."

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang frowned: "We haven't seen each other for so many years, and you just accepted two students?"

"There aren't many students. They're all a bunch of losers. What's the point of accepting them?"

"It's either a useless martial spirit or a piece of garbage with innate soul power. It's not qualified to be my student." Flanders said disdainfully, and at the same time he glanced at Yu Xiaogang.

"This kind of trash has no right to be among my students."

Flanders thought about it carefully now. If it hadn't been for him and Liu Erlong, Yu Xiaogang wouldn't have been able to achieve the title of the Golden Triangle thanks to their help.

Even without Yu Xiaogang back then, he and Liu Erlong could have made a name for themselves.

Maybe, they can even earn a reputation as [My Neighbor Totoro].

"It's a pity that I was held back by a loser." Flanders sighed inwardly.

In the last words spoken by Flanders, the meaning was actually very obvious.

He doesn't accept waste soul masters here.

The implication is that he naturally hopes that Yu Xiaogang will leave on his own after recovering from his injuries, so as not to embarrass everyone.

However, Yu Xiaogang was mistaken.

His eyes suddenly became firm and he said, "Okay! You are indeed my old friend."

"If you want to teach, you must teach geniuses. Those who Shrek Academy wants to accept must be monsters among geniuses!"

Yu Xiaogang said with great confidence: "Don't worry, with me here, I can solve the problems of your two students, and even make them stronger!"

Flanders:…