Chapter 1526 I Smoke a Cigarette
Have you ever seen someone eat a missile alive in front of you?
"..."
cake……
Yes, that missile was like a piece of cake in her hands.
It was soft and crispy after one bite, and it almost made Bronya hungry.
But...does this plot look familiar?
Bronya turned around and pointed at Dumbledore behind her with a Sanwu expression. Her eyes seemed to be saying, "What's going on, Dumbledore?"
"What's going on?!"
"..." (read but not replied)
"What a miraculous ability! Even though I had expected it, I am still amazed by it."
Throwing away the missile in his hand, Yutu stretched out his finger to wipe off the bit of...gunpowder stuck to his lips.
"Why can you?"
Bronya's face was rarely serious, which made Yutu keenly aware of it and at the same time he couldn't help but want to laugh, so he had the thought of teasing her.
"Hmm? Want to know? I'll tell you..."
Sneak attack!
Bronya...a laser was thrown over.
There was no intention to give the other party any chance to finish his words.
What? What about martial virtues? What about social etiquette?
Say it again while looking at Yaya’s stupid little face?
I have to say that among Kiana, Raiden, Mei, and Bronya, the one who received the true teachings from someone should be Bronya.
It happened quickly, and while Yutu was about to speak, Bronya threw a laser at him.
Fast, accurate and ruthless! There was no hesitation at all, and even the movements were so simple and smooth, without any unnecessary actions.
But unfortunately, Yutu dodged the laser by casually turning his head.
"..."
"Pity."
Look at the matter-of-fact tone!
You ask, and sneak attack while the person is talking! In the end, you miss and say what a pity!
Isn't it true that your conscience doesn't ache a little bit?
Obviously, from that slightly raised little face we can tell that there is no.
"This is not what a good child should learn."
Holding up a finger, Yutu shook her head like a sister-in-law disciplining her naughty niece.
Of course, from the little Bronya expression of indifference flying next to that little face, you can see that Bronya ignored your words and wanted to shoot you again.
"It seems that you are in a hurry."
There was no response, I just felt the muzzle of the gun was getting closer to me.
With his hands on his hips, Yutu chuckled, just as gently as at the beginning.
"But before our conflict comes, give me some time."
"I would like to know……"
After a pause, she glanced past the girl's dull expression and fixed her eyes on the old man beside her.
"Senior, you haven't thought about taking action, right?"
"Ok?"
Old Deng raised his eyebrows.
"You fight your own battles, I'll smoke a cigarette."
I didn't know where he got it from, but I just reached back and the old man brought out the armchair.
Plus a small tea table.
He sat down and leisurely took out a cigarette.
But he searched for fire on his body for a long time but couldn't find it!
"Hey, can I borrow a light?"
Without even looking back, Bronya had the Heavy-Armored Bunny fire a shot at Him.
Boom!
The earth is shaking and the mountains are shaking.
But as the smoke and dust dispersed, the old man had already lit a cigarette, and began to squint while lying on the armchair.
"..."
"Like I said just now, give me some more time."
It takes time again.
It was obvious that Hato was not satisfied with this answer, so she set her sights on Bronya again.
"..."
"up to you."
The girl, floating in the air, tilted her head and acted indifferent and generous.
Yutu didn't bother to tell whether Bronya's indifferent attitude was genuine or not.
"Why are you here?"
An inquiring look was cast at the old man who was leisurely lying on the armchair.
In the process, he also dodged a laser shot from behind by turning sideways. Perhaps he had anticipated it, or he happened to notice it, because it was a sneak attack from a disobedient duck.
"do not ask me."
The old man turned over, leaving her with only the back of his head.
"I told you, I'm just smoking a cigarette."
"According to the agreement between you and the Lord, you should not be here." Yutu's voice became slightly heavier, although only a little, but for her who always spoke softly, this tiny change was extremely obvious.
Of course, it is unclear whether this change was caused by the appearance of Old Deng or because she had to distract herself again to shoo away a missile flying from behind when she said the above words.
That's unknown.
"Don't worry, I won't interfere with you, at least until that Outer God does something wrong."
"Is that so?" Perhaps because of the identity of Lao Deng in front of him, Yutu believed what he said.
"Then I should thank you for keeping your promise."
Kick the bomb that rolls to your feet.
"After all, if you choose to take action, then I can only raise my hands and surrender."
Having said this, Yutu symbolically raised her hands and dodged the bullet flying towards her temple.
"But then again."
He grasped a dragon-slaying sword that was rushing towards him with two fingers.
"It seems that you and the Lord have never had the opportunity to meet?"
Dodge the whistling slap.
"But you don't seem to be worried that the Lord will do anything out of line."
Block the middle finger that is touching your face.
"So, you already know the ending, right?"
"as well as……"
Buzz!
Om-!
"..."
Yutu swallowed back what he was about to say.
At the end, he took a deep breath, looked back, and pinched the face of a certain duck who was holding a chainsaw in his hand and was extremely dishonest.
"tell me……"
He leaned closer, smiled, and faced Bronya's stubborn little face.
"What on earth did you learn from that guy named Xiao Tianqi?"
"..."
Bang!
A gold-rimmed mace fell out from behind Bronya's raised hands.
There was no doubt that if she didn't stop it, the gold-rimmed mace would fly over from behind the chainsaw!
"you misunderstood."
Silently put away the mace.
"The teacher only taught us what it means to take someone by surprise, and..."
"Reload bunny!"
Raise your hand! Swing the brick in a circle!
Whoops!
As fast as lightning, as powerful as thunder, and with a whistling gale, the heavily-armored little rabbit hit Yutu on the forehead with a brick!
And it was at this point that Bronya slowly added the second half.
"You must do whatever it takes to deal with your enemies. Keeping your word and abiding by the rules is no different from being a moron."
Just listen to what you are saying. You are a god of rules! You say that talking about rules is equivalent to being mentally retarded?!
You really are a good god who deserves to be struck by thunder!
Yutu didn't move and let the brick hit his head.
Of course, the attack was directly transformed into cake by her once she got close.
But cake doesn't hurt when it hits your face, but it's dirty.
Besides, who said it doesn’t hurt?
After Hato was transformed into a cake, Bronya also activated her ability.
Directly turn the cream layer on the outside of the cake into hard caramel!
So when he went up, he heard a "Duang!"
There was a crisp knock.
The entire brick shattered immediately and fell to the ground, covering Yutu's head and face.
"........."
The scene became quiet.
Hato took a deep breath and tried to speak, but heard nothing.
Click~!
With the blinding flash of the light, Bronya took a picture of her, and at the same time, she also took a picture of the brick remains on the ground.
Open the group chat.
Find the treasure.
Private Message:
"Your brick is broken."
Illustration: (Photo of Banzhuan’s corpse.)
send……
"She did it."
Illustration: (Battle damage photo of the feathered rabbit)
send……
Turn in circles.
Spinning around…
Spinning around...
Your signal is poor...
