Chapter 136 Not a Dog

"Tell me, how long have you two been here?"

Raven lowered his head and looked at the two guys.

"In fact, we were already here."

"We'll be in while you're out."

George Fred said one sentence at a time.

"Okay Raven, you're going to be a monster thief. I want to tell mom that you're done, Raven."

"Unless you share with us what you brought back."

After saying that, they held out their hands.

Raven's expression turned strange,

"Oh? Here you go, use it and let me see."

Raven bent down and handed the golden mask and golden slippers that had been thrown on the bed to the two of them.

Originally, George and Fred were hiding under the bed, wondering what Raven had brought back.

But after seeing clearly what Raven was holding, they wanted to chop their hands off and didn't dare to pick them up.

The famous cursed wizard, Pharaoh Tutankhamun, who dares to take his burial objects, risk his life!

Even if you are not afraid of death,

Aren't you afraid that people will come to you in the afterlife?

"Riven...Raven, this thing is too dangerous, you shouldn't take it back."

"Ah yes, ah yes, ah yes, you can play by yourself, we don't want it anymore."

The two refused, and the hands that were originally stretched out quickly went behind their backs and clenched them fiercely.

But Raven was not satisfied, he gritted his teeth and smiled,

"It doesn't matter if your hands are inconvenient. One is a mask and the other is shoes. I will help you put them on. [Petrify them all]."

I offend someone in Rui and still want to run away?

Raven wants to wear the shoes later, so she won't let them play with them.

But the two of them can't escape from this mask.

Everyone enjoyed ten minutes of pharaoh treatment (funeral version).

Twenty minutes later, Raven lifted the petrification spell on the two of them.

While George found a trash can and vomited, he did not forget his good brother Fred and helped him remove his mask with his hands.

Fred had the same expression after taking off his mask, and vomited along with George.

The mask has been marinated in spices and corpses for thirty-three centuries. It can be said that the smell has penetrated into the golden mask.

Corpse odor is not just a stench, it is also a kind of nerve signal, "corpses of the same kind" are "dangerous" and "stay away"

Therefore, what the two of them felt was more of a pheromone.

I don’t blame them for feeling uncomfortable with the smell.

What's the difference between covering your face with dirty socks!

"I sincerely suggest that you go to a public restroom and breathe the air there, which will make you feel much better."

This is also the use of pheromones. This kind of neural signal will tell the brain that "feces of the same kind" are "collective" and "safe"

It has a miraculous effect on two people who are troubled by corpse odor.

But Fred shook his fingers tremblingly.

"The curse...the curse has been lifted for us, ugh...hurry up, hurry up."

He's fairly alert, but his alertness always appears in places it shouldn't be.

Raven said sincerely, "What a curse, it has been lifted long ago."

Now the two of them felt relieved and turned to leave.

"Wait! Everything..."

Before Raven finished reciting the curse, the two men stopped, still looking like they were about to vomit.

Raven was afraid that they would vomit in her room,

So no more nonsense,

【Yingardim Leviosa】

The garbage bag automatically flew out, tied tightly, and floated into George's hand.

"never mind."

Raven said he didn't want to throw away the trash himself.

Just after the two left, Raven also felt that the air in the room smelled bad.

So Raven took out his "Practical Guide",

Release the buried concubine,

"You're helping me out. He's still the same cripple from before."

Raven put the original golden mask into the previous one, and applied the traceless extension spell to the package.

Open the window so that Zang Ji can go out.

After the funeral girl entered the afterlife,

Raven cast [Whirlwind Sweep] on the room.

The air in the whole house is much fresher now.

"Tuk, Tuk, Tuk."

There was a rhythmic knock on the door,

Not those two idiots, nor any of my family members,

The person knocking on the door wasn't even breathing.

Raven activated his alchemy circle eyes,

But he still couldn't see through the person outside the door.

When did such a figure appear in Egypt?

So Raven took out the magic stone wand, hid it in his sleeve, drank a bottle of Edrus potion, and activated the potion's invincible time.

Raven then slowly came over and opened the door.

"Who!? It's late at night."

Raven's expression was cold, but his voice was lazy.

The door opened,

What appeared in front of Raven was a kobold wearing short robes and holding a long staff.

"Is this...splay?"

"It's not a dog head, it's a jackal."

said the kobold.

Of course Raven knew it was a jackal, a very classic image of Anubis, right?

But Raven knew that the real Anubis was a descendant of the legendary wizard Ra, and that he was an Animagus, not like the person in front of him at all.

Raven did not let down her guard. Seeing that the duration of the Edrus potion was about to expire, she prepared to take action first and capture it later.

"It's me," the kobold said, but his voice became hoarse and hollow.

Now Raven understood, they were old acquaintances, so she put down her wand.

"It's the God of Death, why is it you? Shouldn't there be a separately created god Anubis in Egypt?"

Death replaced the voice that a kobold should have,

"There are so many gods, not all of them are me. You also know how lazy Gaia is...e...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

While the kobold was complaining, a bolt of lightning appeared out of thin air, generated in the corridor, and hit the kobold.

Make him twitch with electricity.

"Long time no see, have you become more courageous?

Wherever you complain about your boss, it's the same as complaining in person, right? "

When the current stopped, Raven brought Death into the house.

He didn't want to get electrocuted.

"Tell me, why are you here looking for me? I haven't done anything illegal, right?"

Raven motioned to Death to sit on the sofa while he sat back on the bed.

"You still say you haven't violated the rules? Since this time last year, you have been constantly exchanging materials between the afterlife and the present world. In the past two days, you have been opening channels so frequently that the river water has gone down!"

Death pointed at Raven with the scepter of Anubis and accused.

Raven said with an angry mouth.

"Don't fool me. I'm not a newbie. So what if I send them over? It's not a lot. You can work overtime to adjust the balance. It'll be fine.

How about you take me down, and I'll help you bring these worldly materials back. "

Raven's words were so accurate that he hit the nail on the head of the God of Death. The reason why he was pinched by Gaia was not to solve the mess caused by this guy.

Right now, he is busy fixing bugs every day. If he continues to be punished, will he feel that he has not lived enough?

He took back his scepter angrily, but his mouth was still so tough.

"I will help you settle this matter. Next time you open the door, don't open it into the river. There is too much water."

Raven waved his hands impatiently, and suddenly thought of something. He took out a large bone from the "Practical Guide", wrapped it in Christmas gift paper, and handed it to Death.

"What is this?" Death took it and said,

Raven said,

"Merry Christmas."

"I told you it's not a dog!"