Chapter 557: The Kingdom of Women, Hehehe
According to him, stabbing Li Tianwang to death was not a big deal, at least it would not be exposed to the world, and he would not be killed.
But...
There will definitely be punishment.
But it’s not a big problem, I can handle it!
Sun Wuxia's eyes rolled, she caught up with Tang Sanzang and the others, and set off again.
"how?"
Tang Sanzang asked.
Sun Wuxia smiled and said, "Not bad."
The master and disciple looked at each other and laughed.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were confused.
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Fomen.
The Buddha waved his hand, dispersing the light curtain, and lowered his head in thought.
The Bodhisattva pondered and said, "Buddha."
"You think..."
The Buddha raised his hand.
"That's all."
"The Great Dao has fifty days and forty-nine days. Nothing can be perfect. The Journey to the West is so complicated that some details are naturally out of control."
"But you and I have both seen it just now, so it's not a big problem."
"Next, you keep staring."
"As long as there is no major change and it will not affect the entire Journey to the West, you don't need to tell me."
"Yes, Buddha."
The Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief.
To be honest, she was really a little scared.
Afraid that Buddha will get angry.
But fortunately, it seems that the Buddha is quite satisfied now.
Or, he doesn't know how to deal with these troubles?
With just these few changes and differences in details, it's impossible to just overturn everything and start over again, right?
fair enough.
Having a certain degree of 'freedom' will make it easier for me later on.
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The journey westward continues.
What monsters?
Suppress them all!
Then they cleaned up thoroughly, and the four masters and apprentices made a lot of money, and their cultivation speed was almost maxed out.
Three dozen white-bone spirits?
Just do it!
Flaming Mountain?
Just pass it!
what?
Stop and go...
This day.
Sun Wuxia suddenly heard something and ran to Tang Sanzang: "Master, if I heard correctly, the Kingdom of Daughters is not far ahead."
Tang Sanzang: “…”
"Daughter's Kingdom?"
This is also a difficulty!
but···
It is not the kind of disaster that involves fighting and killing, but a "disaster of love". For Tang Monk in the original novel, this may be a big trouble, and he needs great perseverance to continue on the journey to obtain scriptures.
But for myself...
Sorry.
Love disaster?
I'm a gangster, a short mule, you know that, right?
Young and Dangerous! Aren’t we out here for three things?
Power, money, and beauty!
It’s good enough that I don’t pull up my pants and don’t recognize anyone. I’ve always been the only one who helps women get through the tribulation of love. Which woman can help me get through the tribulation of love?
It is simply the opposite of Tiangang!
"Let's go~!"
Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "Go and have a look."
"I want to see what this country of women looks like."
Simultaneously.
He whispered in his heart.
The King's...
I haven't really tried it.
Although I have played role-playing games before, they were basically flight attendants, doctors, and nurses. I occasionally tried schoolgirls and so on. Oh, and there was a period of time when I was annoyed by the cops, so I COSed as a policewoman for a while.
But the king...
hmm~
It should be exciting!
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daughter country.
There are certain similarities with what is described in Journey to the West.
For example, there are no men here. All women become pregnant by drinking the water from the Zimu River, and all the babies born are girls.
However, the Kingdom of Women is not powerless. There are also cultivators here, and quite a few of them, but there are no immortals. They are all at the level of "immortal cultivators".
Therefore, there was no danger for Tang Sanzang and his disciples.
And Zhu Bajie was not stupid enough to run to drink the water from Zimu River...
Just thinking about it makes me feel there is something wrong.
After all, he is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng and still has the memories of his past life. How could he drink river water just because he was thirsty?
This is simply treating monsters as mortals.
Fortunately, this "Zhu Bajie" is not so weak, nor so stupid.
Knowing that there's something weird about this place, yet still drinking randomly, aren't you asking for trouble?
Sha Seng would never be like that.
He is not short of water.
Even if they are really short of water...
White Dragon Horse will make it rain!
Then again, who doesn't know how to cast water spells?
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Enter the Kingdom of Women.
When Tang San buried his master and his disciples, the rate of people turning back to look at him went through the roof.
Man!!!
There are men in the country of women!
Still 3 in total!!!
what?
Except for Tang Sanzang, all of them are ugly, one has a pig head, and the other has a big beard?
joke!
Coarse willow winnowing basket and thin willow bucket, who in the world thinks a man is ugly?
Of course, it is not ruled out that some girls don’t like men, but the vast majority of women still like men and need men, especially those who know the good of men.
cough cough.
So, they were quickly snatched up.
Sent to the palace again
And Tang Sanzang also met the queen.
"Pretty!"
Tang Sanzang looked at the king with admiration in his eyes and a look of praise on his face.
That fiery gaze made the King of the Kingdom of Women feel embarrassed.
but···
That's perfect!
As the saying goes, love between a man and a concubine...
How could she not like this tall, mighty, and muscular brother?
Ever since.
It wasn’t even the next day!
That night.
The two of them were so passionate that they slept together right away.
The bed almost collapsed.
The next morning, the king barely got up.
in the afternoon.
Royal Garden.
The king's face was full of happiness. He danced for his younger brother and sang a song.
"Mandarin ducks live together and butterflies fly together."
"The spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating~"
"I quietly ask the holy monk, is my daughter beautiful? Is my daughter beautiful~~~~"
"···"
When it was in high spirits, Tang Sanzang also sang loudly: "What about the king's power and wealth?"
"Why should I be afraid of the rules and regulations?"
"I only wish that the love between us will last forever, and that I can stay with my beloved~~~"
"···"
What a lovely couple.
Sun Wuxia ate the melon with gusto.
She even smiled like an auntie.
Zhu Bajie was also happy.
Tang Sanzang didn't bother to care what he did, as long as he didn't do anything rash.
Sha Seng is very honest.
But among so many beautiful girls, he couldn't control himself in the end.
Ever since...
The four people who went to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures, except Sun Wuxia who was a woman, the other three all fell into disaster...
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Fomen.
The Bodhisattva is numb!
“Oh my god!!!”
Her eyes widened and the corners of her mouth twitched wildly. She couldn't imagine what to do.
At this moment, she was still a little crazy.
No.
You are a team seeking scriptures!
Tang Sanzang, you are a holy monk!
What is a holy monk?
You must observe the precepts and stay away from women.
As the saying goes, form is emptiness...
You, how could you???
broken!
It’s broken!
If this gets out, won’t the reputation of the holy monk be ruined?
How can we learn from this?!
Ever since...
When Tang Sanzang and the Queen of the Kingdom of Women were together again at night, in his dream after the battle, the Bodhisattva could not help but tell him again: "Tang Sanzang."
"you···"
"Is it wrong?"
"May I ask the Bodhisattva, what's wrong?" Tang Sanzang was surprised: "I am very scared."
"A monk should not have any emotions or desires, but you..."
"Ugh!"
The Bodhisattva was unable to speak: "As the saying goes, form is emptiness, emptiness is form. As a monk..."
"That's right!"
Tang Sanzang interrupted the Bodhisattva directly, staring at him with a pair of innocent eyes: "Color is emptiness, doesn't this mean that color is no color?"
"Emptiness is color, which means that non-color is color."
“I am a pervert, but I am not a pervert.”
"You are not a pervert. Actually, you are a pervert."
Buddha:"???"
Good guy.
What a mess.
Why are you staying here with me?
Form is emptiness and emptiness is form. Is this how you explain it?!
She was angry and wanted to teach Tang Sanzang a lesson, but she heard Tang Sanzang say, "As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart."
"Buddha, you understand me."
"It's not that I don't follow the rules, but I always keep them in my mind."
"I know it very clearly in my heart!"
"Don't look at what I did."
"It depends on what I think in my heart."
"If I appear to be righteous, but my heart is actually filthy... would you like it?"
He said something.
The Bodhisattva was completely stunned.
If this isn't a dream...
She really wanted to give Tang San two big slaps to wake him up and stop talking nonsense to her.
But when you think about it carefully, alas.
This is actually a small matter.
At least in the eyes of Buddha, it should be a trivial matter, right?
What about with women...
As long as it does not affect the journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, let him go.
Thinking of this, the Bodhisattva said earnestly: "It's good that you know what to do, but you must not give up halfway on your journey to the West."
"Don't worry, Buddha!"
"How can a mere woman's beauty make me sink into depravity?"
"Three years, at most three years, I will definitely embark on the path of cultivation."
The Bodhisattva trembled all over and wanted to attack and hurt people!
Damn it, a mere woman's beauty can't make you fall.
So it turns out to be three years once you open your mouth, right?
Three years!
With your behavior of partying every night and doing things until dawn, can you grind an iron rod into an embroidery needle in three years?
How unreasonable! ! !
She was annoyed, but fortunately the progress of the Journey to the West was quite fast before, and a delay of three years was faster than what was written in the script. She was too lazy to say more and just disappeared in a flash.
When the dream ends.
Tang Sanzang opened his eyes and couldn't help but sneer.
In my ear, the king was calling softly.
