Chapter 149 Shui Binger: Can you please shut up?

While Douluo Three Xiao Wu was filled with questions about Douluo One Xiao Wu's selfish words, Shen Fan also ended the conversation with the diary system and started writing in his diary again.

[I got some good news from the diary system. ]

[As long as I am willing to spend points, I can return to the real world from the mission world at any time and anywhere. The same goes for others, as long as I am willing to use points to bring them out.]

[It feels like teleporting across borders.]

【This is very good. 】

[With this guarantee, I won’t have to worry about time issues for not only this time, but also for future tasks.]

【Jie Jie Jie. 】

[Suddenly I can’t wait to start the mission. 】

[As for the real Tang San, I don’t want to kill him until he becomes so miserable that I can’t bear to continue to torture him. But I won’t be polite to the Tang San in the mission world. Once the mission is completed, I will take his head off immediately.]

[When the time comes, bring Goutou back and secretly throw him on Tang San's couch at night. This will scare the little jerk to death.]

Live broadcast room Douluo III Tang Wutong: "This Shen Fan is simply unforgivable."

Douluo San Xiaowu in the live broadcast room: "Why did Shen Fan target the other two of me? Are you really not going to tell me?"

"We are truly one family, why are you hiding things from me?"

Live broadcast room Douluo II Xiao Wu: "If I tell you, Tang San is a loser."

"What do you think?"

In the live broadcast room, Douluo San Xiaowu: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Live broadcast room Douluo Er Xiaowu: "Look."

"I just started it and you're reacting so strongly."

"What did you want me to say?"

"That's one of the reasons why I wanted to say something at first, but ended up saying nothing."

"We are the same person, and I know you best. Unless you see something with your own eyes or hear something with your own ears, compared to Tang San, I, the so-called insider, will immediately become an outsider."

In the live broadcast room, Douluo San Xiaowu: "..."

[That’s about it. Let’s leave it at that.]

[It is inconvenient to be weak. You need to think twice before doing anything. Even a one-star mission has to be divided into several times before the whole plan can be completed. ]

[It seems that I need to complete my nine exams as soon as possible. ]

Having written this, Shen Fan threw the diary aside, stretched, exchanged a pill for energy replenishment from the diary mall, put it in his mouth, and then aimed it at Ye Lingling's little mouth. For a moment, a contest of verbal skills began again.

After a long while, until Ye Lingling felt that she was almost suffocating, she pushed Shen Fan away and said.

"All right."

"It's getting late now. We still have to fight with the Kamikaze Academy team later. We can wait until tonight."

After saying that, Ye Lingling didn't even dare to look at Shen Fan. She blushed, picked up her clothes and sheets, and ran to the bathroom in the room.

Seeing this, Shen Fan took the diary and wrote on it with some emotion.

[This world is really good. Once a girl is touched in the vitals by a man, she will basically accept it as long as she doesn’t hate the man.]

[It's really hard to describe the world I was in before. 】

[But speaking of which, I was able to defeat Lingling so quickly thanks to Feng Xiaotian's assistance.]

[Let me think about how I should thank Feng Xiaotian for his contribution.]

[Huo Wu definitely cannot be given to Feng Xiaotian, because I, Durian Mango, also like Huo Wu. ]

Douluo Yihuowu in the live broadcast room: ".."

[What's more, Huo Wu is a living person with her own thoughts, not a commodity, so there is no reason to give in or not. ]

In the live broadcast room, Douluo Yi Huowu said: "Finally, you said something reliable."

【I am really a bit stupid. 】

【What else is there to think about?】

[Feng Xiaotian is not from another world, he is from the real Douluo Continent. To him, what treasure could be more precious than a set of 100,000-year-old spirit bones? ]

[It just so happens that I have always disliked the sea soul beasts that support Poseidon. They deserve their bad luck.]

[Hundred thousand year old sea soul beasts, I hope your sea god can bless you. ]

[I will kill seven hundred thousand year level sea soul beasts and then leave, or I will keep killing them until you reveal a set of hundred thousand year level soul bones. It all depends on your Lord Sea God.]

Live broadcast room Douluo Yi Shui Yue Er: "Feng Xiaotian is really lucky, just by helping out by accident, he was able to get a set of 100,000-year level spirit bones as a thank you gift."

"Isn't this the most valuable thank-you gift in Douluo Continent so far?"

"At least, I have never heard of anyone thanking someone by giving them a set of 100,000-year-old spirit bones as a thank-you gift."

"Honestly, I feel like a set of 100,000-year-level soul bones can be used to exchange for the throne of Tiandou or Xingluo."

Zhu Zhuyun, the Douluo in the live broadcast room: "It is unlikely that the throne will be changed."

"Without the protection of the throne, neither the Tiandou royal family nor the Xingluo royal family can keep a set of 100,000-year-old spirit bones."

"But there is absolutely no problem in exchanging a set of 100,000-year-old soul bones for a throne with a fiefdom."

"Even the Xingluo royal family, who never split the land to enthronement a king, would definitely not refuse this."

Douluo Yishuiyueer in the live broadcast room: "What you said makes sense."

"Even I, who owns a copy of the diary, am envious of a set of 100,000-year-level spirit bones, let alone those people or forces who don't have a copy of the diary."

“If those people and forces knew that the Tiandou Xingluo royal family had obtained a set of 100,000-year-old spirit bones, and the two royal families no longer had the protection of millions of soldiers, they would most likely be wiped out overnight.”

Douluo Yixueke in the live broadcast room: ".."

【certainly. 】

[We should pay more attention to Lingling's family. 】

[Although I always think that it is countless times better for her to follow me than to follow any other man. ]

In the live broadcast room, Douluo Yiye Lingling said: "What a narcissist."

[However, strictly speaking, this time I did offend the beautiful lady. ]

【But everything has already happened, so I naturally have to show my attitude. 】

[Right now I don't have any true method suitable for Lingling to practice, so I can only put it on hold for now. However, I can help her solve the problem that the Nine-Hearted Begonia Martial Spirit of the Lingling family can only exist in two people at the same time.]

In the live broadcast room, Douluo Yiye said: "Thank you."

Ye Lingling was both excited and moved.

In the live broadcast room, Douluo Yishui Yueer said: "What are you thanking me for?"

"You bought this with your own jade."

"You deserve it."

Douluo Yiye Lingling in the live broadcast room: ".."

Douluo Yishui Bing'er in the live broadcast room: "Shui Yue'er!"

"Will you shut up?"

In the live broadcast room, Douluo Yi Huowu said: "Look how angry your sister is."

"He is such a calm person normally, but now he is using dirty words directly."