Chapter 24 Green Pheasant Dating Guidelines

After Tsunade licked (flattered) Aoki and made him feel comfortable, Aoki reluctantly relaxed and showed a fatherly smile: "Tell me, what's the matter, Xiaogang..."

Xiaogang...

Tsunade's eyes twitched slightly, suppressing the cells in her body that grew out of wanting to flatten someone, forced a smile, and patted the other person's chest: "I must have hurt you just now."

Qing Zhi was a bit pushy and said in a cowardly manner: "A bit, why don't you rub my chest."

Tsunade's patience reached the limit, and she spoke frankly: "Don't be so shameless, let me rub your breasts, it's a beautiful idea, it's more like giving it to me if you give it to me, uh..."

"Uh... well."

The green pheasant climbed up the pole, and then was lifted.

"Die twice, you pervert."

Tsunade's cheeks were so hot that they were almost smoking. What was going on in her mind just now? She really wanted to find a hole to crawl in.

This time, Qing Pheasant's chest really hurt, as if a boulder had just been broken into his chest. He stopped joking and said, "What on earth are you going to tell me?"

The redness on Tsunade's face had not completely faded yet, so she flicked her nails carelessly: "Actually, it's not a big deal, just give me your psychic beast and sign it."

Qingzhi's eyes widened with an expression of disbelief, as if he was saying how could you have the nerve to say this: "Huh? What are you talking about? The vixen is my most important companion!"

"Owner……"

The vixen saw all this, and she didn't expect that her master would see her this way.

Sure enough, the master still loves him.

Although he usually showed that he disliked her, he never treated her badly when it came to eating, drinking and playing. She secretly vowed in her heart that she would serve her master well in the future.

Tsunade pressed her lower lip. She knew it was unreasonable to say this, but...

"You have to give me money."

The vixen was messy.

Tsunade was messy.

"Ah what? You don't have to pay anything, and you just want to prostitute a psychic beast from me for free."

Qingzhi waved his hand, popped out his index finger, and sternly pointed at the other person and yelled: Damn it, I didn't expect you to be like this. I misjudged you Tsunade. "

Although she was dumbfounded by the scolding, Tsunade quickly recovered from her trance and quickly turned into joy: "How much."

She is still quite bourgeois, and she receives a lot of red envelopes every year, which are all stored with her mother. She said that she is afraid that she will "gamble" and spend them indiscriminately, so she will give them to herself when she has reasonable needs, and now it is officially reasonable.

Qing Pheasant said without hesitation: "Ten million taels."

Tsunade's smile suddenly solidified: "Why don't you go and grab it."

He still knew the concept of ten million taels. It was enough to go to the casino with his grandfather, play stud for a long time, and watch the dealer deal cards online for a long time.

Qing Pheasant imitated Penguin, his face changed: "You have no money, how dare you mention this matter?"

"Tacky."

Tsunade tried to use a moral level to condemn Aokiji and make him feel guilty, so as to achieve his goal. However, Aokiji didn't know that he didn't like this at all: "Ah, yes, I just like tacky things." Especially money is a good thing. "

Too soft, Tsunade decided to be tough, and flashed her shuriken: "Do you want to try to see if my shuriken is sharp?"

Aoji understands Tsunade. Although she has a fiery personality, she is still measured. For example, the shuriken she is holding is mostly to scare herself into submission.

Aokiji's judgment is based on facts. After getting along with Tsunade, Aokiji has almost never seen her use shuriken. If a problem can be solved with fists, he will use fists to solve the problem. If one punch doesn't work, then he will use another punch. .

According to what she said personally, she seems to prefer the pleasure of punching to the flesh. I don’t know who inherited this preference for physical fighting.

Tsunade's unruly look made Aoji feel very funny, so he simply started to joke with her, and with a swish, he also took out his shuriken, holding his neck, not losing his momentum: "My shuriken is not bad either. Sharp.”

For a moment, they were quarreling with each other and were about to start a fight. Jiraiya couldn't stand it any longer and tried to persuade them: "You two are really going to fight, aren't you?" "

These words were a good step for Tsunade. She took back her shuriken and said calmly: "It's not serious to make such a fuss."

Aoki followed and said, "Jiraiya, you don't know Tsunade too well. When have you ever seen Tsunade use shurikens? You still formed a team with him after graduation."

After that, he formed a seal with his hands, released the psychic technique, and turned into a ball of white smoke. The purpose of killing the pet was almost over.

Tsunade looked reluctant to give up, but she could only give up bitterly.

She can't take it away if Qing Zhi doesn't give it to her.

Jiraiya suddenly said: "Yes."

In my impression, I almost never saw Tsunade using shuriken. The shuriken she carried on her body was more of a decoration.

"You know Tsunade quite well." He sighed.

Qingzhi sighed helplessly: "You don't even know who it is. She often cooks for her and acts as her cook. Oh, no, cook, she likes sweet food or spicy food. I don't know. Still waiting."

Tsunade:……

In fact, not only Tsunade, Aokiji often cooks for Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya are both orphans, and there is no one at home to cook for them, so they often come to Aoji's house to eat.

Of course, this is not free. The three of them have to pay for food or bring ingredients.

It is true that cooking is a hobby, but Qing Pheasant is not generous enough to let these three people eat and drink for free.

Aoki said with a smile: "Well, forget it, after all, the house is too deserted. Sometimes I still like to have a few more people at home, which makes it more lively. Whether it is Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru, they can often come to my house to reward me. I’m still quite happy.”

Tsunade was a little embarrassed. She was not used to Aokiji suddenly speaking so formally, as if it were a confession. For a moment, she spoke awkwardly: "W-what? It sounds so embarrassing to say such things suddenly. .Since you don’t like someone, why don’t you make more friends.”

After getting along with each other, Tsunade found that Aokiji was actually easy to get along with, but she didn't know why she didn't seem to have many friends. She was full of friends, and including the three of them, she didn't seem to have many friends.

"Because I'm afraid of death."

"fear death?"

Tsunade was very confused. What does inviting classmates to her home have to do with fear of death?

Qingzhi continued: "To be precise, I am afraid that if my classmates die, I will be sad."

After saying this, Tsunade became even more confused: "You guy, you only speak half a sentence at a time. Can you finish it in one go?"

If you don’t say this, why would it appear that I have a high B-level...

Aoki sighed: "Students in our class, if nothing else, will become ninjas after graduation."

"What is the problem?"

"It's a big problem, okay? Ninja is a high-risk profession. It's not surprising that there was no one to collect the body when he died in that corner that day.

"People are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Since I know this premise, then I will try my best not to have too many feelings with my classmates. In this way, even if I unfortunately receive the news that they died that day, I will not Sad, because those people are just passers-by in a long life to me. I should still eat, drink, and sleep until dawn."

Orochimaru's pupils trembled slightly when he heard this, and Aokiji's words almost spoke out his heart.

He had a deep understanding of this, and that was what he thought and did at the beginning.

Orochimaru doesn't like to talk and keeps away from strangers, but he is not born like this, he just doesn't want to feel the pain of loss.

Sure enough, only Aoji-kun can reach the depths of Orochimaru's soul.

Orochimaru sighed sincerely in his heart.

Tsunade didn't understand: "But since according to you, gaining means losing, then why do you still want to be friends with me, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru?"

Qing Pheasant sighed: "Because I am human..."