Chapter 97 I’m so handsome, why didn’t I know?
Tsunade was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw a white-haired boy coming angrily, and there were two boys beside him who couldn't hold him back no matter how hard they pulled him.
They were Orochimaru and Aokiji: "Jiraiya, calm down."
Jiraiya roared angrily: "Calm down, my heart is so damn cold, and I'm still so calm."
Kato Dan was stunned for a moment when he saw the three of them.
"Why are you here?"
Tsunade said in surprise.
The three of them were silent. It couldn't be said that they were following Tsunade. They were afraid of being beaten if they told her.
The short-sighted Kato Dan joked: "It seems that your friend may have been eavesdropping on our conversation just now."
Tsunade's face sank, her eyes scanned the three of them, and finally settled on Jiraiya. She knew that this bad idea must have come from Jiraiya, and she knew it all too well.
"Then let's talk, I won't stay here anymore."
Kato Dan realized that if he continued to stay here, he would risk becoming a lightbulb, so he simply left wisely.
The impression has been planted, and I will slowly wait for the opportunity in the future.
Jiraiya stared fiercely at Kato and left.
Tsunade blocked Jiraiya's sight and said coldly: "Tell me, why are you following us and even bringing..."
Having said this, Tsunade couldn't help but glance at Aokiji, and softly called out his name, as well as Orochimaru beside him.
Jiraiya turned his face sideways and whistled twice, indicating that he didn't know anything.
"Oh, why don't you say so?"
Tsunade clasped her fists and moved her knuckles, making a crackling sound. Her body exuded murderous aura, and her eyes were flashing.
Jiraiya instantly gave up and knelt down. He honestly told everything about himself, and by the way, he also sold everything about Orochimaru.
"You idiot, I told you, that's a friend, not me."
Tsunade cursed and glanced at someone with vague eyes. When she saw that he had no reaction, she was secretly relieved. At the same time, she felt resentful in her heart.
I've been confessed to, why are you guys not in a hurry?
Aren't you afraid that I will run away with someone else?
hateful.
But it doesn't matter, the book "Guide to Love" says it.
This is called not getting what is good,
The book gives a clear example. For example, the sense of accomplishment your parents give you is completely different from the sense of accomplishment you get from the casino.
Even if she worked hard to win one tael in the casino, the pleasure she would get would be more pleasurable than if someone directly gave her ten thousand taels.
The same goes for the relationship between men and women in the app. They should start to be a little colder, because in this way, the love will become extremely passionate later.
The principle is somewhat similar to suppressing first and then increasing.
Tsunade knows this very well.
Maybe it was because I had no feelings for Aokiji before, but when I really fell in love with him, I became hopeless.
Moreover, this kind of action has another advantage, it will create a sense of anticipation, looking forward to what kind of behavior the other party will make after conquering the originally cold object.
On the contrary, those who came up very enthusiastic, it is hard to imagine how intense the enthusiasm will be after the two get tired of being together.
Because I received so much love at the beginning, I had no sense of expectation.
Here, Jiraiya is criticized by name.
It was so scorching hot when we first came up, it’s hard to imagine how intense it would be later on.
uninteresting.
Therefore, a performance like Aokiji's was exactly what Tsunade wanted.
To him, the more he doesn't care about her, the more Tsunade likes her, and the more he looks forward to Aokiji's confession in the future.
All in all: just one word: like
At this time, Qingzhi didn't know what to say, so he chose to shut up. Silence is golden.
Jiraiya expressed disbelief: "You said you want to protect your friend's privacy, so let me try another way. You should have seen that man."
Tsunade said guiltily: "Of course."
Jiraiya was unyielding and vowed to find out, even if he was beaten violently by Tsunade: "Well, you can introduce that man to us. In this way, I will believe you."
Qing Zhi's fingers trembled slightly, he felt guilty.
Fortunately, everyone's attention was on Jiraiya and Tsunade at this time, and they didn't notice anything unusual about him.
Tsunade hummed, "Why, I have to explain it to you."
"If you don't explain, it means you have a guilty conscience. That means you have a sweetheart."
Tsunade secretly smacked her tongue. If she didn't give an explanation, she felt that Jiraiya would continue to pester her in the future. It would be embarrassing if she found out that she liked Aokiji.
"He is not from this village."
Tsunade withdrew her lie.
Jiraiya said he would not be fooled so easily and asked, "What does he look like?"
Tsunade was stunned.
If he said he hadn't seen it, he must have felt that he was lying to himself.
"Answer quickly." Jiraiya urged, not giving Tsunade time to react. Whenever Tsunade hesitated, it meant that she was not trustworthy.
"What's the rush? I'm not organizing language."
Tsunade considered her words: "
Her lover is white and red, and stands above all others.
His head is like the finest gold.
His hair was thick and hanging, black as a raven.
His eyes are like the eyes of doves by the streams, washed with milk and made fit.
His cheeks are like a border of fragrant flowers, like a platform of fragrant herbs.
His lips are like lilies, dripping with myrrh.
His hands are like golden tubes inlaid with beryl.
…………
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(Bible--Song of Songs)
Not to mention Jiraiya being dumbfounded, Aokiji himself was dumbfounded after hearing this.
Is there any mistake?
What the hell is this me?
Tsunade, do you think too highly of me?
And you also wrote a poem for me.
Alas, the charm of this sin.
But then again, Tsunade's arrogant look is really cute.
Who can resist such a woman.
Qing Zhi's mentality suddenly jumped twice, but fortunately he tried his best to conceal it, so it was not seen.
Damn, this is a heart-warming feeling.
"It's a lie. How can such a person exist?"
Although Jiraiya didn't understand, he exclaimed: "And why did you describe it so neatly? It's like it was prepared in advance."
"If you don't believe it, I'll throw you away. My friend told me this. I just copied it and read it out."
Tsunade looked into Jiraiya's eyes, moved slightly, and glanced at someone: "If there is nothing else, I will leave first. As a companion, I advise you, don't think about it all day long. You're just a piece of trash, you might as well go train when you have time, otherwise you won't even know if you step on the detonating talisman and die."
"Tsunade wait."
Tsunade ignored her and quickly left and returned home, until her suppressed emotions burst out, and Xia Fei's cheeks were steaming like boiling crabs.
Ah ah!
I'm going to die, I'm going to die! ! ! !
She actually recited the poem that was imitated according to the poet's format in front of him.
And it was in front of Qing Pheasant.
Fortunately, Aokiji himself didn’t know.
If he knows, that doesn't mean he likes Qing Pheasant very much.
If she is even willing to write poems for him, then she will always be manipulated by this guy Qing Pheasant.
She also knew that she looked strange like this.
But she couldn't help but pay attention to which damn man she liked.
Tsunade washed her face twice to calm her fevered brain, and then she opened the love guide to find a plan for reference.
A few pages later, she saw a line of text.
Keywords: birthday.
Tsunade's eyebrows twitched and she nodded in agreement.
As an important day in a person's life, birthday is indeed a relatively important day.
If the gift is good, maybe the blue pheasants can be sent away in a wave.
She has known Qing Zhi for so long, but she has never seen him celebrate his birthday.
If she gave him a birthday gift, Qingzhi would be so moved that he would confess to her.
With this in mind, Tsunade randomly started looking at birthday gifts.
and many more.
Tsunade put her head in her hands and suddenly realized that she knew nothing about Aokiji, not even her date of birth.
How about giving birthday gifts then?
Want to ask?
As soon as this idea came up, Tsunade quickly rejected it.
In this case, wouldn't it seem too deliberate?
When it comes to giving birthday gifts, it’s best to give them inadvertently.
Tsunade pondered for a moment and said to herself: "In short, let's find out Aokiji's birthday first."
ps: Make up for the day before yesterday
