Chapter 61 If you don’t seek death, you won’t die.
Looking at the ridiculous weapon in Song Siming's hand, Lu Li put one hand on his forehead and sighed:
"If you don't seek death, you won't die..."
Song Siming didn't notice Lu Li's change at all, and just threatened him fiercely:
"Stop fucking talking nonsense and hand over everything now, you little dwarf!"
The traveling merchant is indeed short, less than one meter tall.
It is precisely because of this that Song Siming feels that the other party is a soft persimmon with no fighting power and can be manipulated casually.
"You said I'm short?"
The expression of the traveling merchant in red became increasingly weird, and he looked at Song Siming as if he were looking at a noisy monkey.
Lu Li silently took two steps back.
coming soon.
Although he had never seen the attack methods of traveling merchants in his previous life, he still learned about them through other channels.
In addition to those various props, Youshang also has a very buggy ability.
Comparing it to a player, the talent of a traveling merchant is probably the 'space system'.
"For a long time no one dared to say that I am short..."
You Shang's tone was calm, as if he was reminiscing about something.
He stroked it casually.
Song Siming didn't even react, and his eyes suddenly dropped.
The traveling merchant in red, who originally only needed to look down, suddenly reached the point where he needed to look up!
Did the other person suddenly grow taller?
wrong.
Lu Li is still taller than the traveling merchant in red...
It’s because I’ve become shorter!
Song Siming's eyes widened in horror, staring helplessly at his inexplicably missing lower body.
Gone,
just this!
"Now, I'm taller than you."
The travel merchant in red seemed very satisfied with Song Siming's reaction and smiled playfully.
When the survivors saw that their boss was half dead, they immediately screamed and backed away, trying to escape.
However, it was too late.
The traveling merchant in red stretched out his right hand and shook it lightly.
The scattered survivors were immediately squeezed together and turned into flesh and blood in mid-air.
He didn't even have time to scream.
Instant kill!
Lu Li chewed his teeth.
How can this be bellicose?
He is clearly bloodthirsty!
Song Siming, Song Siming,
You said it's not good for you to provoke anyone,
He decided to focus on this only NPC.
"Don't, don't kill me..."
With only half of his body left, Song Siming squirmed on the ground and stammered for mercy.
"Don't worry, I won't kill you. You just said I was short. The crime will not lead to death."
After saying that, the traveling merchant in red snapped his fingers:
"I'll take you to a good place."
As soon as he finished speaking, the space in front of You Shang shattered, like a huge mouth that opened rapidly.
Song Siming and the mass of flesh and blood were thrown into the crack by the red-clothed traveling merchant like rubbish.
The space is closed, as if nothing has happened.
This is the strong one.
Lu Li sighed silently in his heart.
Just when he thought the transaction could continue, the traveling merchant in red looked at Alyssa with an evil look.
"Are you in the same group as them?"
"No, no, she is with me, we don't know them at all!"
Lu Li rushed to explain.
If the traveling merchant in red misunderstands, the fun will be great!
"Oh, it turns out we are not in the same group..."
The travel merchant nodded slightly, as if he wanted to turn over the matter.
However, before Lu Li could breathe a sigh of relief, You Shang suddenly asked:
"So, do you think I'm short?"
"If you lie, you will die."
Lu Li's heart suddenly sank to the bottom.
Is the travel businessman short?
At less than one meter, of course he is short!
But if Lu Li told the truth, his life would definitely be at risk.
But if you lie and say you are not short,
That is undoubtedly flattering the horse's legs.
The result is still death!
No answer will work.
A huge sense of oppression enveloped Lu Li, making him feel like a ray of light on his back.
After thinking for a while, Lu Li took out something from the space ring and said:
"I don't think you're short."
"Oh, really?" A cold light flashed in You Shang's eyes, filled with murderous intent.
Lu Li hurriedly added:
"Because you can cut off the head of any tall person to cancel this gap! So you are not short at all!"
After saying that, Lu Li immediately handed the things in his hands to the traveling merchant:
"It's a small gift, please don't dislike it."
You Shang was startled, and most of the coldness in his eyes receded.
Looking at the small gift Lu Li handed over, he burst into laughter.
"That's a clever answer. Okay, I'll give you a 20% discount on all products today!"
"I finally saved my life..."
Lu Li breathed a long sigh of relief.
Fortunately, he was resourceful and bought the 'Super Lollipop' that was the favorite of merchants from all over the world in the hub arena.
Otherwise, today’s hurdle may not be passable!
The transaction continues.
The currency used by Lu Li to purchase props came from the fine gold given by Dio.
However, due to the limited fine gold reserves in the hub arena, it was not possible to exchange as much as 20 tons at a time.
Therefore, Lu Li could only use 10 tons.
It was not enough to buy all the goods.
But now the travel merchant in red gave Lu Li a 20% discount on the entire deal. After a rough calculation, he could barely make it.
"I want all the goods in your bag."
Lu Li said.
Although the total price is a bit high, he also has super lollipops.
It’s not difficult to increase your favorability and get some discounts.
In the end, Lu Li exchanged all the goods of the traveling merchant in red for 10 tons of fine gold and super lollipops.
"I never expected that on my first business trip to this planet, I would meet such a cheerful customer like you."
The traveling merchant in red was packing his bags with a smile and seemed to be in a very good mood.
Lu Li struck while the railroad was hot:
"I am also very satisfied with this transaction, but I don't know if there will be another chance to meet in the future."
You Shang glanced at Lu Li meaningfully and said with a hint of joking:
"We will meet if we are destined."
Lu Li nodded noncommittally and said casually, seemingly unintentionally:
"If we meet next time, I will definitely bring more 'super lollipops'."
The travel merchant in red made a move in his hand, and the teasing in his eyes quickly turned into expectation:
"Wait a minute, can you still get this kind of dessert?"
"Of course." Lu Li said confidently, "It's just that the ingredients for this dessert are precious and I have to work hard to get them."
"Okay, okay, as long as you can still get it..."
The traveling merchant in red was overjoyed.
But soon, his expression became tangled again.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally took out a palm-sized conch from his pocket.
"You take this! Once you have the 'Super Lollipop', blow it and I'll be right there!"
Lu Li took it and took a look, and found that this inconspicuous conch was actually the only prop of mythical quality!
[Prop name: Magical conch]
[Quality: Myth (only)]
[Function description: Wind instrument, the sound resounds throughout the world. 】
[Note: Don’t brag and disturb people! 】
Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Lu Li asked:
“So if I want to buy or sell something, can I blow it too?”
"If it's a big deal like today, you can brag about it!" The traveling merchant seemed a little reluctant and added:
"Of course, it's best to blow it after you get the lollipop. After all, my business is very busy and I have to travel to many places."
"Okay, I understand." Lu Li raised his eyebrows and put the conch away properly.
I thought the traveling merchant in red was going to say goodbye.
Unexpectedly, he lay on the elk and groped around again, and then pulled out a large black iron pot from nowhere.
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