Chapter 293 Collective Team Building 2
Sherlock had no idea that his idea of team building had caused many rabbits thousands of miles away to scratch their heads to the point of becoming bald, and he happily began to prepare his luggage.
After all, it was a plateau trip and it was the first plateau trip for these people. Everyone was very concerned about this team building and started preparing their luggage and other things early.
But the more people sorted things out, the more problems they felt. The first and most important one was the language problem. Among these people, except for Sherlock, a contestant with a rabbit soul, who was completely OK with rabbit language, the only one left was the widowed sister. The agent can read and write Rabbit's language with a half-baked proficiency.
The rest is just a fool, let alone writing. Even in the rabbit language class that Sherlock opened temporarily, this group of players who are at the top of human force value can't even do something as basic as intonation. clear.
Even the widowed sister expressed doubts about the one, two, three and four sounds in rabbit language. Damn it, you can imagine that the four words of "mama" and "mama" are all pronounced as "ma", but because the intonation is different, it is "damn it" Four words?
It’s hard to speak, let alone write.
It was only after Sherlock started teaching that he determined one thing.
In a previous life, I was told on the Internet that foreigners’ drawings of rabbit squares were almost the same as drawings. It was not a joke.
Now Sherlock can be said to have a deep understanding of the jokes that could only be seen on the Internet in his previous life, such as the most basic writing teaching.
Sherlock: This is one! Everyone: Hmm~ (Oh, that’s it.)
Sherlock: That's two! Everyone: Huh? ~(Huh? I seem to be gradually discovering the pattern!)
Sherlock: That's three! Everyone: Hmm~ (Humph, it’s true! It’s not surprising! Little bunny language, take it easy!)
Sherlock: That's zero! Everyone: Huh? ? ? ? ? ? (what the fxxk???? Can a human write this?)
After about three days of hard work, and seeing everyone gradually starting to collapse, Sherlock gave up decisively.
That's right, nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to give up. Sherlock is screwed. You can do whatever you want. You can't teach it, you can't teach it at all! Damn it, now he understands how his primary school teacher felt when he was a child.
You can't even hope to learn it right away, and you can't even do quick reading and writing. As the smartest person in the team, Tony always uses 'What the hell can you learn this thing? ' Looking at Sherlock who was like a salted fish, he decisively decided to trick everyone.
As for how to cheat, it was very simple. Tony, who had never been in the laboratory since leaving seclusion, plunged into the laboratory after a whole day of hard work.
A real-time translation AR glasses equipped with the most powerful artificial intelligence Jarvis was born.
These glasses can very well allow Chinese and English translations to appear in the wearer's field of vision, and can also rely on Jarvis's powerful computing power to achieve real-time translation from Chinese to English.
The appearance of these glasses solved the problem of people getting lost due to different languages. Only then did Sherlock regain his former energy and stop being salty, and began to educate everyone about things they need to pay attention to.
Of course, the most important thing is, if you have any difficulties, go to the police!
Sherlock repeated this sentence countless times in the process of popularizing science, trying to engrav this sentence into everyone's mind.
Although just thinking about murderous men like Price and others, or the Avengers who were able to kill aliens in the past, they looked helpless and ran to the surrounding police stations, screaming. The picture made Sherlock want to laugh.
But I still emphasized the importance of this matter repeatedly to everyone.
Of course, apart from these common sense and language popularization, another problem that everyone still has to face is altitude sickness!
Although everyone is big and round, they can easily kill players who are seven in and seven out among thousands of troops, but it is really hard to say when facing altitude sickness.
After all, altitude sickness is known to bully the young over the old, the fat over the thin, the strong over the weak, men over women, but every one of the people here is a physically strong player.
As a result, for a whole week, everyone who used to live a regular and healthy life began to skip aerobic training and work together to prepare for this trip.
It doesn't matter that everyone is doing it, but it's hard for Hawkeye, the guy who can't go. After all, the others are forced to do it in order to fight altitude sickness. Hawkeye, the player who can't go, has to keep up his training at all times.
What's more, because of Sherlock's deception, the daily chaos can be regarded as a rare leisure time for Hawkeye.
But now this leisure time makes Hawkeye unhappy. After all, no one can hold himself back. While running, 12 people were lying on the deck chairs beside the field like GAI runners, holding cold beers in their hands. Commenting on Hawkeye who was exercising and running.
Forget about making judgments. If these people are interested, they will also appear as coaches, pretending to irritate Hawkeye, cheering and encouraging like in the movies, yelling at each other, and all the weird and evil things that Hawkeye has experienced.
Even after a few days, Hawkeye began to pray for the first time in his life to get these people out and stop bothering him. It was really unbearable.
Of course, it's not like Hawkeye hasn't thought about resisting. Hawkeye has also tried hard, such as running at a different time.
These damn beasts won't let me go at all. If the time is changed to a morning run, no one will be seen in the first lap, but in the second lap, you will definitely see these people appear on the lounge chair on time with beers facing you. salute.
It's the same even if he changes to running at night. No matter how early he wakes up or how late he goes out for a run, these beasts will appear next to the track as if they've made an appointment for the second lap!
Hawkeye said he was tired and gave up, just do whatever you want.
Everyone on this side is preparing for this collective team building in full swing, and the rabbit on the other side has also made a lot of plans for Sherlock's collective team building.
Finally, the day before Sherlock and his team were ready to set off, Sherlock's training ground welcomed a person that everyone expected, the Rabbit Ambassador to Takajia's family.
The purpose of the ambassador's visit this time is very simple. The first is to determine what this group of people is going to do. After all, it is a bit weird that such a group of evil people want to come from home and sit in the big green leather.
The second is to discuss with this group of people who will accompany them. After all, even if we don’t look at the influence of this group of people and just look at their combat effectiveness, for the sake of the people in Rabbit’s family, Rabbit must send someone to contact them.
