Chapter 360 Hangover and Gifts (Part )

Sherlock ignored Tony's thoughts for the time being and entered Tony's semi-open studio. At first glance, he saw a newspaper sitting on the workbench.

Out of curiosity, Sherlock picked up the newspaper and read it. A huge headline on the front page immediately attracted Sherlock's attention.

"The New York Zoo suffered an unprecedented theft, and a large number of rare animals were missing!" The thief is actually an Avenger? 》

Below the title is a blurry surveillance screenshot. There are six figures in the picture. Each one is wearing an Avengers child mask and wearing strange clothes. It is as if they are holding some kind of ceremony. Everyone is holding a hug. Holding an animal above their heads, they formed a circle and danced strangely.

Sherlock recognized the six people in the photo at a glance. They were Tony, who was wearing purple pants and cosplaying as a green fat man, but wearing an Iron Man mask. He was singled out and had a plate tied to his body to pretend to be armor, and he was wearing a Black Widow mask. The widowed sister, and myself wearing a bright red Christmas dress and a wizard mask.

And Antonia, who was wearing a set of black plastic bags and tightly wrapped with tape. She also wore a widow's mask, and she spray-painted her whole body blue with colorful spray paint, and she also had a mouthpiece on her back. Cauldron Annie with Captain's mask.

There was one person left, who looked like a Black Widow that Sherlock was not familiar with, but this one was even more explosive. She spray-painted herself red, then put on a pair of gold shorts and stuffed her chest. Got a flashlight.

What's the difference between a girl wearing her mother-in-law and a real-name person frantically dumping her resume, taking off her pants and defecating on the street in public! ! !

Come on, now Sherlock finally knew where the poor leopard in his room and the old cow in the living room came from.

Sherlock put down the newspaper in his hands with almost trembling hands, and then tremblingly reached out to the surveillance video that had been prepared.

After swallowing hard, Sherlock clicked the mouse lightly.

Well, the video started playing when the two lolita were about to show off their flowers. At first, everything was beautiful, just like a lively party scene.

Until someone brought out a glass of ignitable 'oolong tea' made from 96-proof vodka and whiskey, the entire banquet began to develop into a chaotic dance of demons.

Even if Sherlock beat him to death, he would never have thought that the Black Widow, his uncle, and these friends around him were all fucking ruthless people. Ever since the emergence of 'oolong tea', various high-altitude 'cocktails' have been produced There is no need to ask for anything.

Then, under the stimulation of alcohol, everyone began to behave more and more outrageously, and the behavior of using flash bombs as a second kick was born.

When he saw this, Sherlock also remembered. He was just drinking a cup of oolong tea when he saw two lolita suddenly wanted to use trolls as a "flower"?

Soon, next to Tony, who had lost all color, another Sherlock, who had basically turned white, sat down.

What happened next? After reading it, Sherlock just wanted to say that it was outrageous, and it was full of social deaths. From the Avengers to the Black Widow, no one could escape social death.

Now Sherlock can clearly understand that being drunk is not scary. What is scary is having someone help you remember. Obviously, Jarvis, as the only person in the entire scene who cannot drink, assumes the role of helping people remember.

Soon, the colorless widow sister sat next to Sherlock, then Hawkeye, then Sherlock's five uncles, then Antonia, and then Anne.

Several people who had arrived looked at each other and quickly reached a consensus. Tony represented the Avengers, Annie represented the Black Widow, Price represented the training ground, and Sherlock served as a witness. They signed a four-party agreement on the spot, confirming This surveillance will never go out.

At the same time, the security level of this surveillance is raised to a level higher than that of the pirated Avengers photos originally taken. The Avengers will personally guard it. Unless everyone present agrees and Sherlock confirms, no one can This surveillance video cannot be retrieved or viewed.

Even in order to keep it secret, the few people signed a magic contract written by Sherlock. If they break the contract, the consequences will be dire.

Men have lost their precious waist, and women have been locked in weight at 300 pounds.

Of course, the agreement was signed, and subsequent matters also needed to be dealt with. Anyway, on Christmas Day, the entire training ground became extremely busy until late at night.

After all, there are too many things to send back, including animals from the zoo, the red and blue flashing lights of police cars, sculptures on the municipal building, the spire on the Empire State Building...

There were really countless messy things. During the day, everyone was hungover and began to count things that did not belong to the training ground. At night, when Sherlock opened the portal to send things back, his wand was almost smoking.

In the early hours of the morning, everyone finally managed to restore the training ground to its original state, and then established a rule that alcoholic beverages with a temperature of more than 50 degrees would never be allowed in the training ground. Go back and rest.

Even Sherlock is no exception. Christmas, which was supposed to be about opening presents, suddenly turned into a large-scale collective social journey because of a crazy party.

Fortunately, Sherlock's gifts were delivered to his relatives and friends before the party started.

Sherlock gave each of his five uncles a long gun customized by Tallan Tactical. Each one customized it according to their preferences. Gates was a troll, Xiaoqiang was an assault rifle, Ghost was a sniper rifle, and Price was a precision marksman rifle. Soap is a submachine gun.

The gifts for Little Pepper and Widow Sister are relatively simple. A complete set of skin care products from Asgard can greatly delay aging and remove wrinkles, and even have the effect of fading scars. I believe the two of them will like.

As for the two lolita and Antonia, well, Sherlock gave the three of them three large boxes of snacks and prank toys from the magical world. I believe these three guys will like the gifts that Sherlock gave.

As for Anne, Sherlock gave her a complete set of portable potions. Regardless of the side effects, at least the potions were incredibly effective and could even save someone's life in some dangerous situations.

As for Tony, Sherlock was very perfunctory about Tony's gift. He just threw the dark elf mothership that he split in half into the hangar and let Tony study it alone.

But Tony seemed very excited and didn't feel Sherlock's perfunctory behavior at all.

As for Hawkeye, well, of course Sherlock will not forget this man who has just been promoted to a father. First, he gave Hawkeye a set of toys from Asgard to his child.

This set of toys can stimulate the child's body through the magic patterns on the toy, and slowly guide the child to become strong and brave.

As for Hawkeye himself, Sherlock gave him a battle bow that he made using alchemy. The function of the battle bow is very simple. It can copy two identical arrows the moment the arrow is shot. There are several It feels like the Beastmaster Bow in Zelda.

At this point, Sherlock has to mention the Christmas gift that this idiot Tony gave to Hawkeye. When Sherlock saw it in Tony's studio, he almost fainted with laughter.

Do you still remember the nano-biochemical armor that Hawkeye wore when he helped the widowed sister last time? Yes, Tony built that thing, even the functions are exactly the same, and gave it to Hawkeye as a gift.

Of course, this thing just looks similar, and it's not like in the game that you can't take it off once you put it on.

But even so, Sherlock can also imagine Hawkeye's entangled feeling when he received this gift. You have to say whether to wear it or not. Every function of this thing is very practical, and it can also greatly improve his battlefield survival. ability.

But let's face it, well, it's hard when dead memories suddenly start attacking Hawkeye.