Chapter 384 A different greeting routine than expected
Everyone who was originally relatively wary neatly put down their weapons after seeing the mean and somewhat frightened smiles on their faces.
It's certain, it's definitely me. Apart from me, no other alien can imitate the same mean temperament that the two of them have.
According to Sherlock and Tony's ideas, everyone who has not seen each other for a long time will definitely hold a welcome reception for the two of them, and then at the reception, the two will distribute the souvenirs they brought back from the alien world. To everyone.
But the fact is that ideals are often beautiful, but reality is cruel.
After confirming that the two of them were the real ones, Chili Pepper, who was standing behind everyone, burst out with a piercing sound, and then rushed over to Tony who was walking in front, sending telegrams and playing Allegro (expletive blocked) all the way.
How do you say that? After you beat Tony, you can't beat me again!
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This left Tony completely stunned. Just when Tony was about to put down the box in his hand and give Pepper a big hug, Pepper suddenly withdrew from Tony's arms.
Fortunately, the two lolita are still in their childhood and have little resistance to cute things. The mini and cute Donald Duck and Daisy brought back by Sherlock successfully captured the hearts of the two lolita.
"Tony!!! How dare you!!! I&...%#@!@#%...&...%#@! Do you know%...&*(*&...%%... …”
The gift package of women's products that followed made Sherlock's five uncles blush. They didn't care about gifts or not. They picked up Sherlock's gift package of women's products and randomly found one, saying, "I remembered something." ’ The reasons disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Half an hour later, Sherlock was about to cry but had no tears. He sat on the ground with a decadent look on his face, constantly complaining that he was stupid and that he was happy too early.
No man can resist the charm of firearms, let alone alien firearms that he has never seen before.
And when Sherlock took out the gift package of alien wine that he had prepared long ago, Sherlock's five uncles just sent a text message to Sherlock and then disappeared without a trace. This matter no longer mattered. Complained.
I hope the gifts that Tony brought back can satisfy Pepper, otherwise the consequences, well, Sherlock will get goosebumps just thinking about it.
But what Tony didn't expect was that Pepper didn't punch him immediately after rushing up to him, but gave Tony a big hug.
As for why it happened like this, the reason is actually very simple. The two favorite Miao Dao lightsabers in Sherlock's collection were taken by two lolita, and they snatched them away one by one!
And looking at the appearance of the two lolita, it is obvious that the two sword-shaped lightsabers, which are even a little taller than their height after unfolding, are smaller than the two pets Sherlock gave them. They like ducks even more!
What? You said you can refuse to give it? Oh my God! Ask the entire training ground who dares to provoke these two serious team pets!
Don't look at these two lolita yelling at the group of students on the training ground. If these two lolita are really bullied outside, believe it or not, the person who dares to bully them will face The Avengers, Black Widow, the military, and the armed forces of both the underworld and the white world are taking revenge together!
It can be said that apart from those mysterious guys on the mysterious side, these two lolita are the two people with the most powerful backgrounds on the earth in the true sense!
Looking at Pepper, who seemed to be in a rage, the originally mean smile on Tony's face suddenly froze, and in an instant it changed from a smile to a look of horror.
As for the two lolita, Sherlock was naturally unwilling to neglect him. Didn't he see that when he was handing out gifts to his five uncles, the two lolita had already started to assemble c4?
Fear makes Tony instinctively want to escape, but reason tells Tony that if you dare to escape, you will basically be useless!
In the end, reason prevailed over fear, and Tony could only put on a cautious smile and prepare for the 'little punch' that Pepper would land on him.
Especially when Sherlock took out a variety of alien weapons from the box, the sneers on the faces of Sherlock's five uncles suddenly turned into surprises.
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Of course, although Sherlock escaped the murderous hands of Pepper, he turned around and saw his five uncles looking at him with a sneer. The two lolita pulled the bolt of the gun fiercely under Sherlock's gaze.
After relaxing, the two lolita naturally became interested in Sherlock's space adventure that lasted more than a month.
Having witnessed the whole process, Sherlock felt as if he was on a jumping plane. After seeing Tony being taken away by Pepper, he breathed a sigh of relief.
The expression on her face changed from the initial joy of meeting to the anger of a tigress in a second. She went up and grabbed Tony's ear directly. With a dark face, she pulled Tony's ear without saying a word. Walked outside the hangar.
Sherlock silently made a sign of the cross for Tony in his heart. Looking at Pepper's appearance, Sherlock knew that this time Tony would definitely not coax Little Pepper so easily.
That is to say, Sherlock dared to tease these two lolita without any problem, and if he accidentally made them cry, he would face kicks from his five uncles.
What can Sherlock do? Xia Lu Ke is also very desperate!
Fortunately, Sherlock often does this kind of thing, and his five uncles and two lolita are almost used to it. And for Sherlock, the people on his side are undoubtedly much easier to coax than Pepper.
Coupled with the extraterrestrial food gift package brought back by Sherlock, the resentment towards Sherlock in the two loli's hearts was successfully made disappear without a trace.
The only two loli left are the more difficult ones to deal with.
Sherlock took a look and thought, "Hey, don't you already have a pillow at hand?" He immediately began to tell the two lolita about his "legendary life" of more than a month.
Even when it comes to rising, Sherlock will continue to take out his collection for live demonstrations to prove that he is definitely not bragging.
Sherlock, who was originally relieved, suddenly felt excited again.
Having been robbed of his beloved thing, Sherlock feels that his dream of showing off has been shattered in an instant, but the road to education for the two lolita is also imminent!
After all, looking around the world, who is a cute little loli who likes to dance with knives and guns, and also likes to be a C4 and listen to the sound when she has nothing to do?
