Chapter 2 True and False Fools
"Ok?"
Only then did Loge realize that there was a woman with short golden hair lying on the ground next to him.
Because the coat the woman was wearing was burnt black, it blended in with the surroundings and could not be noticed unless you looked carefully.
"The original owner's mother? Did she unfortunately die?"
Seeing the woman lying on the ground motionless, her life or death uncertain, Loge, who had served as a soldier for two years in his previous life, was not afraid of being scammed.
He squatted down, and using all his strength with his thin arms, he finally helped the woman up until his face turned red.
Turning over, I could see clearly:
The woman had short wavy golden hair, a delicate face, and bright red lips. She looked to be in her forties.
Although there are already many wrinkles on her face and she looks dusty, it can still be seen that the woman should be quite beautiful.
“This person seems…”
Loge stroked his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly slapped his forehead.
"Oh my god! Isn't this Stussy, the Queen of Fun Street?"
"But why is it a middle-aged version?"
Loge suddenly realized something, and there was unspeakable fear in his eyes. This was a very serious problem.
If this person is really Stussy from CP0, judging from her age, it might be 1540-1550 in the Haiyuan calendar?
"Then the war at the top has been over for 20 to 30 years, right?"
Although I am curious whether Im will kill the Straw Hat and go back to sleep waiting for the next Joy Boy to appear, or whether the Straw Hat will successfully overthrow the 800-year rule of the Celestial Dragons and end the show perfectly.
But the daylilies are cold!
Loge wailed inwardly.
"The plot I'm familiar with may be recorded in more detail in the history textbooks of primary school students now. What's the point of it?"
Some things make you feel more and more hopeless the more you think about them.
"Clap!"
Loge slapped himself twice and calmly thought about what to do next since he had lost the ability to predict the future.
"Oh! Forget it. According to the protagonist's winning instinct, the world should have been at peace by now. He could travel around the world, see wonderful and magnificent scenery, taste food he had never eaten before, and have a beautiful encounter. I can accept farming literature."
Loge's eyes were blurred with tears, and he was suddenly blinded by the reflection of something, so he subconsciously looked over.
Only then did I notice that the woman was wearing a pair of fashionable sunglasses in her hair, and looking down I saw a big gold chain around her neck.
"Ding!"
His brain seemed to be electrocuted, and a piece of information about One Piece from his past life suddenly flashed through his mind, and Loge's eyes gradually brightened.
\"Miss. Bakin!!!"
"This is not the old Stussy, but the young Miss. Bakin!"
Loge danced and shouted excitedly.
The person in front of me is indeed Stusi, but not the Stusi from CP0, but Bakingom Stusi.
"Oh my god! You bastard Oda, the difference between a young woman and an old woman is so huge. If I hadn't known in advance that Stussy was a clone of Miss. Bakin, how could this fool have guessed it!"
In this case, it should be more than twenty years before the outbreak of the Marineford War.
"Hahaha! Hahaha!"
"Maybe I can catch up with the new era! There's a lot to be done in this vast world!"
Loge's blood suddenly boiled with excitement because of his own chicken soup.
"Well, so I'm a fool? Bah! No, I should say that this body is the big fool in the original book: Edward Weeble?"
I am the child brought up by Ba Jin, so am I not Webull?
One of the future Seven Warlords of the Sea, he calls himself "Whitebeard II", has a bounty of 4 million berries, and even Admiral Kizaru admits that he is a great pirate with the same powerful strength as Whitebeard when he was young.
But when he thought of Bwell's silly face and snot in the comics, Loge didn't want to see the mirror anymore. He could only comfort himself in his heart:
"Forget it, look at it more positively. He may be a little ugly, but he is really strong! In this world, a strong fist is the most important thing!"
Being fat ruins everything, but losing weight successfully may help you improve your appearance.
Loge looked at his thin arms and legs, and thought with some pride, "I will grow shorter and shorter every day. By then I will grow into a sturdy man nearly 7 meters tall."
...
"Hey, wake up, are you okay?"
Loge patted Miss. Bakin, trying to wake her up.
Although this old woman is not a good person, Weeble in the original book is a fool with no concept of good and evil, and he basically obeyed the orders of this bad woman to burn, kill and loot, but no matter what, at least she is one of us for now.
I am just a little kid now. Let alone venturing into the sea, even leaving here is a problem.
"Forget it, I'll just bear with it for now and fly solo when my wings are strong enough."
Loge rejected the idea of sending her to death directly, but at this time, although Ms. Bakin was still alive, she was breathing more than she was breathing, and was about to die.
Without any tools or emergency medicines, Loge could only perform a set of essential cardiopulmonary resuscitation skills without distraction and wait for a miracle to happen.
"It seems it won't work."
Loge wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at Ba Jindian who was still unconscious, and sighed.
...
"Mom!!!"
Suddenly, a huge roar came from behind. Loge almost had a heart attack. His eardrums were hurt and his head was buzzing.
"What the hell!"
Loge turned his head in fear and looked in the direction of the sound:
I saw a huge figure standing on the edge of a pit several dozen meters away.
It was as tall as nearly two stories, and in his hand he was holding a huge sword that was much longer than his height!
His upper body was as strong as a ball, but his lower body was two thin chopstick legs, which looked a bit funny, but Loge couldn't laugh at all at this time.
The sun shone from behind it, and the shadow it cast almost covered half of the pit!
Blocking out the sky!
"Weird...monster!"
Loge's hair stood on end, he felt like he was being stared at by a ferocious beast. His throat trembled and he wanted to shout for help but no sound came out.
"Mama~!"
Another roar.
The monster gathered strength under its feet, and then its huge figure disappeared from sight.
Next second
"Boom!"
The earth trembled, accompanied by a dull sound, and a huge figure appeared in front of Loge like a falling meteorite!
The ground broke into pieces and dust flew everywhere. Loge was blown away by the shock wave and fell to the ground.
"Ahem, my butt."
Loge used his hand to brush away the dirt on his face, feeling lucky that he was not stepped on to death. His entire back was already soaked with cold sweat.
Wait until the dust settles.
All I saw was a big man over 5 meters tall (still a child), with golden, messy hair like a lion's mane casually draped over his back, and his iconic white crescent-shaped beard on his face!
?
With this exaggerated body shape, the [A-grade Kusugawa Kirigami] in his hand, and the not-so-smart look, his identity is undoubtedly confirmed!
"Edward Weeble!?"
Loge was disheveled in the wind.
"Mom, Mom! Wuuwuwu...what's wrong with you? Wake up."
Wilbur did not look at Loge at the first moment. He came to Bakin anxiously, carefully pinched Miss Bakin's shoulders with his index finger and thumb, and shook her continuously with tears streaming down his face.
"what's going on?"
Looking at the real Whitebeard II in front of him, Loge was confused.
"He is Weeble? Then who am I?"
He was really panicked at this moment. He had thought that he was Weeble before, and believed that Miss. Bakin was one of them and would not hurt him. But now it seemed that something was obviously wrong, and it might be a hostile relationship.
Loge just wanted to sneak away while no one was paying attention, but the two men in front of him were both ruthless killers.
Damn it, if I were to be killed within an hour of traveling through time, wouldn’t it be so embarrassing to tell others about it?
